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How was your 2025? Brother Isaac and Brother Herman Wakefield (@doomscroll_forever) return for the third annual End of the Year Review. This year, they take calls from the public and do their best to answer. Did we answer your question? Why does Herman hate Geese? Which chair is the best to get drunk in? Why does Isaac think Tim Dillon is a fraudster? Is Herman a nihilist? And many more. If you want to listen to the entire episode, head to:PatreonSubstack

To celebrate the first night of Hanukah, Brother Isaac lights a candle to illuminate the state of antisemitism today. The most popular right wing media figures today (Tucker Carlson, Nick Fuentes and Candace Owens) are all all raging antisemites who are disguising themselves as antizionists. Now, I see a lot of people making excuses for this by saying, well hey, they hate Israel and I’ll take it. It’s good that they are talking about Palestine and the evils of zionism!Don’t fall for it. Tucker, Fuentes and Candace are zionists in nature. They want for America what the zionists have in Israel — genocidal ethnonationalist authoritarianism. So what Jewish question should we be asking? Fellow Jew, Brother Don from Fourth Reich Archeology joins Brother Isaac to ask, is Jewishness worth saving? Make sure to follow Don here. And listen to his excellent show here.

TIME selected "the Architects of AI" as its "person" of the year. 2025 is the most online year in human history. A record that will be broken by every subsequent year in human history. That is unless we do something about it. They are going to try and shove AI in every nook and cranny of our world because they bet the family farm (the world economy) on it. And if you are the slightest bit discerning, you've noticed it and it sucks. I ask that we all take a pledge together: I, (name), hereby solemnly swear to never knowingly share, produce or consume content that is "artificially intelligent" that could otherwise be real. If I am fooled by a video or image of an animal doing something silly that had I taken a moment longer to realize was impossible and clearly fake, may I suffer in shame and remorse and then redouble my effort not to rot my brain with further emptiness.To discuss the AI world we forced to live in, Brother Isaac is joined by Brother Spencer Earl. Brother Spencer makes good jokes without the needless crutch of AI. Check out his work on Tiktok and Instagram. 

Sister Merrick joins Brother Isaac to talk about the return of the Looksmaxxing phenomenon. If you're on the internet at all, you've likely seen a character by the name of "Clavicular" come across your screen. He is a 19 year old "looksmaxxing" evangelist that tells his followers to smash their faces with hammers, do meth and wear make up to maximize their social value. But he did not arrive organically or own his own merit. Rather, the man behind the curtain has turned the dials to present him to young men to steer them away from the radicalizing politics of anti-zionism. 

Brother Daniel Boguslaw hops back on the show to offer a three-quarters-hearted apology for his last appearance where he claimed Jeffrey Epstein was too stupid too be intelligence. Instead, it is decided that everyone is stupid and that means that we can beat them. Giving our intelligence masters too much credit and being too paranoid gives them the strength to continue ruling us in spite of their stupidity. Read Dan's latest piece here.And be sure to support him on his Substack here. 

It's finally here. Bryan Johnson (the rich guy who is trying to live forever and talks about his son's penis way too much) is back in the news. His latest marketing stunt: taking a large dose of psychedelic mushrooms and being boring and annoying about it. For this reason, Brother Isaac is publishing his long-vaulted Bryan Johnson episode featuring Theda Hammel of NYMPHOWARSThis is going to be part of a larger video essay (for subscribers only) documenting Brother Isaac's attendance at Johnson's Don't Die Summit in NYC and why we ruled by the dumbest nerds in history. 

You will only ever want to believe. Brother Isaac is joined once again by Brother Robert Skvarla to talk about the latest UFO documentary, The Age of Disclosure. Will we ever know what's out there? Or will we only ever get alien blue balls because all these guys ever do is tease us about revelations that never come to pass. Or do we ever really want to know? Is the pleasure in the wanting and is the truth overrated? 

On this two-part episode, Brother Isaac talks to Dan Boguslaw and then Brad the Rambler about the recent Epstein dump of 20,000 emails. In the first half, Brother Isaac challenges Dan on his claim that Epstein was too stupid to belong to a formalized blackmail operation and so calling him an "intelligence asset" isn't quite right. With Brad, they discuss their favorite emails and what the consequences of these revelations might be, if any. Read Dan's article on Larry Summers' CRAZY close relationship with Epstein here. 

Brother Isaac talks about his time pretending to be a cowboy, accepting his Florida heritage and why he’s only so-so about his first book. Don’t forget to join the Discord if you wanna be a part of the community.If you want the book it’s here. 

Jacob Silverman returns to the show to talk to Brother Isaac about his newly published book, Gilded Rage: Elon Musk and the Radicalization of Silicon Valley. Together they ask whether there will be any comeuppance for these rapacious techno baron criminals, how the barons of yore differ from the techno oligarchs of today and psychoanalyze the cossetted mind of a billionaire. Isaac also performs a wellness check on his good friend Alan D*rshowitz to make sure he didn't put a hole in his head after the victory of Zorhan "International Anti-Semite" Mamdani. Also be sure to check out Jacob's new four part radio show series, The Making of Musk: Understood.

This is a cross episode with PNWeird, a podcast uncovering the deep history of the Pacific Northwest. In light of the NBA gambling scandal that threatens to topple professional basketball, I was asked to guest and dole out my basketball expertise. I happily obliged. If you haven't already, make sure you check out, follow and sub to PNWeird. If you live in Oregon, Washington and even British Columbia, you have no excuse not to. 

Alex Sammon joins the show to talk about how you can defeat ICE (because the Democrats won't help), why Americans aren't drinking beer (they should) and whether or not he should take a job at Bari Weiss' The Free Press (they wouldn't even let him through the door). Here are Alex's articles:ICE WatchThe War On BeerMy ScammerFollow Alex on Twitter and Instagram

Is Graham Platner's political career over before it even started? Is he a Nazi? Or just a dumbass? Or both? What's up with the gleeful satisfaction people are getting from all politicians being terrible? Is there anyone to believe in anymore? 

Brother Isaac is joined by the good Dr. Dhia Daoud, a Palestinian-American emergency room physician to talk about his time working at a hospital in Gaza and his illegal detention in Israel after taking part in the Freedom Flotilla. At times, the world can feel like it's more than we can bear, but Dr. Daoud tells us what we can to do to remain hopeful. 

It's more than reasonable to ashamed of being an American. But take some solace. At least you're not British. On Part Two of the Trial of Tony Blair: Pedophile Isle, self-loathing Englishman (but he's from the North don't get it twisted) Eyup Lovely informs us sweet, naive Americans of the true horrors of Great Britain. From the unparalleled pederasty of Jimmy Savile, to the cowardice of Keir Starmer, to the heartbreaking disappointment of Jeremy Corbyn, Mr. Lovely reveals the irredeemable nature of the English. No amount of railroads nor literature nor "civilization" can possibly make up for the what the English have wrought upon the world. We also talk about One Battle After Another, 28 Years Later and why Chris Morris is the one Englishman you can trust. Make sure to sign up for Eyup’s own Patreon: Scroungers. 

Brother Isaac is joined by Mr. Eyup Lovely to talk about the unfathomable depths of evil of Sir Tony Blair. The former Prime Minister and future inmate at the Hague is tasked with overseeing the development of post-genocide Gaza. He will try to build casinos on the bones of children. He will not count or respect the dead. He has already killed so many. But there is hope. There has to be. Here are some people who need your money. Give without worry: https://chuffed.org/project/137051-help-me-survive-and-rebuild-my-future-through-educationhttps://www.gofundme.com/f/support-the-aburayda-family-in-gazahttps://chuffed.org/project/120762-save-what-remains-of-us/https://chuffed.org/project/142254-urgent-appeal-to-save-our-children-no-meds-food-or-safety

This is a preview of a paywalled episode. Subscribe over at Patreon or Substack to listen to the whole thing!Brother Isaac is joined by Brother Klonny of Parapower Mapping to talk about our love for football (soccer to you Yankee heathens) and ask whether the sport has the potential to change the world for good, or is just another agent for evil. Brother Isaac is a Liverpool fan and Klonny is a gooner (also known as an Arsenal fan), though we don't really make a case to the listener to pick sides. Which club do you support? Be sure to support Klonny's great research at his Patreon. 

Brother Isaac is again joined by Brother Dan Boguslaw to talk about the NYC mayoral race, new Epstein documents and how you can better spend your time uncovering the truth about the world.Make sure to support Dan's excellent investigative work at Deeper States.

Brother Isaac is joined by Brother mudfloodmemes to talk about how the world works. 

It's hard to know what's in the hearts of men (and Erika Kirk). They say they believe. Brother Isaac believes they really want to believe. But can one distinguish between true belief and internet induced hysteria? Who is more full of faith: the people who believed they would be raptured after learning about it on TikTok? Or the people who are convinced they discovered a new mathematical model after chatting with Grok for hundreds of hours?Brother Miles Klee of The Rolling Stone discusses his work covering the many ChatGPT induced delusions, why they are not technically a form of psychosis, the upcoming legal battles facing Sam Altman and OpenAI and why he'd rather stick around earth for the rapture.Follow Miles on Twitter and purchase his collection of short stories that he never even considered using ChatGPT to write.