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Clownvis has discovered water, Lern is collecting cats like Pokémon, and somebody in Australia allegedly put snail poison in the office lunch. Happy Halloween, everybody.Welcome back to The Rizzuto Show, the funny podcast where a grown man discovers hydration, the neighborhood cats have apparently elected Lern their landlord, and the crew spends an alarming amount of time debating whether diarrhea can be considered brutal.It's Friday in St. Louis, sweater weather has officially arrived, and Clownvis is back in the studio!After touring across America, Canada, and the Bahamas, the world's favorite Elvis-inspired clown returns wearing a leather jacket and bringing the kind of life-changing health advice nobody asked for. He's started drinking water. That's it. That's the breakthrough.Clownvis explains that filling a giant cup with ice water has transformed his mornings, improved his skin, and made him feel younger than ever. Rizz, Moon, and Lern are understandably stunned that ordinary H2O has apparently become the hottest new wellness trend.The conversation also takes a bizarre celebrity detour when Clownvis explains how a Cameo request from Maynard James Keenan of Tool and Puscifer led him to believe he was recording a birthday greeting for Matthew and Gunnar Nelson. Except the birthday boys weren't those Nelson twins. They were Matt and Gunner from Puscifer. Same first names. Completely different people. And Clownvis was already mentally preparing for a very strange musical crossover.Then it's Global Cat Day, which means Lern gets to celebrate her favorite holiday by announcing that she's acquired yet another furry freeloader. Well, technically, she hasn't adopted him. She's just named him Trouble, started feeding him, and accepted that he now hangs around her house with Mr. Gray, Clover, and Willow. So, yes, she's acquired another cat. Rizz suggests an intervention. Moon imagines an underground feline fighting championship. Lern insists she can't turn away a hungry animal. At this point, her Ellisville home is less of a residence and more of a cat-operated all-inclusive resort.And if the cats weren't enough, Rizz introduces the gang to beaver fever, a gastrointestinal parasite that can infect cats and potentially spread to humans. Naturally, a simple discussion about pet health becomes an extended debate over the difference between regular diarrhea, explosive diarrhea, and the apparently prestigious category of brutal diarrhea. The crew even invents what might be the world's worst death-metal double bill: Beaver Fever opening for Brutal Diarrhea. Somebody book the venue. Preferably one with excellent bathrooms.Next up: Would you hand your car keys to a complete stranger? Lern thinks she can trust her instincts. Rizz thinks she's one friendly parking assistant away from filing an insurance claim. A story about a Florida woman whose vehicle was allegedly stolen after she allowed two strangers to charge their phones inside it sends the crew into a debate about kindness, common sense, and whether anyone can actually spot a convincing liar.And then Halloween takes over. The gang debates the worst things to hand out to trick-or-treaters, and the results are a public service announcement for every neighborhood dentist. Toothbrushes? Absolutely not. Dental floss? Congratulations, you've ruined Halloween. Mini pretzels, raisins, bookmarks, pencils, sugar-free candy, and religious pamphlets? Please just turn off your porch light.Lern somehow makes a passionate case for a really cool Dracula bookmark. Clownvis defends raisins as valuable candy-trading currency. And everybody becomes increasingly concerned about what Halloween has done to the price of a 100 Grand bar. Nearly four dollars for a candy bar? Forget the haunted houses. That's the real nightmare.The crew also gets into the strange world of Halloween pumpkin colors, neighborhood decorations, giant skeletons, and whether spooky season has become too scary for kids.Lern is thrilled with the oversized skeletons decorating her yard. Rizz is preparing for a Halloween party at Ballpark Village. And Clownvis is heading to the Bahamas for a metal cruise featuring Lamb of God and other heavy-hitting acts. Because when you think Halloween, naturally you think tropical vacation with a boat full of metalheads.From there, things get even spookier as Rizz reveals a ranking of America's most haunted cities. St. Louis lands at number 38, prompting the gang to discuss local legends like the Lemp Mansion, Zombie Road, and McPike Mansion in Alton. Clownvis talks about visiting the Stanley Hotel, Lern dreams of more ghost tours, and everybody wonders why St. Louis isn't ranked higher on the paranormal leaderboard. Apparently our ghosts need better marketing.The Halloween hypotheticals continue with an important question: Would you let a hungry vampire drink your blood if you knew you'd survive? Lern has one condition. The vampire needs to be hot. Of course.Finally, the crew dives into a truly unsettling weird-news story from Western Australia, where a woman was accused of putting toxic snail pellets into a coworker's homemade curry. The discussion turns into a debate about office lunch thieves, revenge pranks, and why seeing suspicious bright-green granules in your food should probably discourage you from taking a taste. It's the kind of workplace drama that makes somebody stealing your cheese stick seem downright wholesome.From Clownvis's hydration revelation and Lern's expanding cat collection to Halloween candy disasters, haunted St. Louis history, vampire dating standards, and a poisonous office lunch, The Rizzuto Show #41 delivers another spectacularly unhinged serving of daily comedy.Just remember three things: Drink your water. Don't hand strangers your car keys. And if somebody puts neon-green sprinkles in your curry, maybe skip lunch.Paul McCartney remembers being born, England has officially run short on hunks, and Teslas are apparently doing kickflips. Welcome to a Friday where reality has completely stopped supervising itself.The crew talks a little music, a little charity, and the realization that Moon has been planning his upcoming Greek Fire concert like he's directing a Broadway production. The band is preparing to return to Delmar Hall with new music, a three-act theatrical show, and local opener Native Monster. Moon explains that the whole experience is designed to tell a story through the band's music, complete with different eras, carefully planned transitions, and what Lern insists on calling costume changes. Rizz is ready to enjoy the show. Lern is coming too. Clownvis will be hanging out. The only real question is whether Rizz can make it through Act Three without accidentally becoming part of the performance.The crew also shouts out the local businesses supporting Cardinal Glennon Children's Hospital through the show's October fundraiser, including the sponsors brave enough to put their names on everyone's hats. It's charitable giving with the added bonus of turning morning radio hosts into walking billboards. Then Clownvis casually announces that he's seen videos of Teslas doing kickflips. Not driving over ramps. Not performing impressive parking maneuvers. Actual upside-down, rocket-thruster-assisted kickflips. Moon points out that the videos are AI, but Lern isn't quite ready to surrender the dream of a car that can skateboard better than most humans.From there, we enter the deeply confusing world of Paul McCartney's earliest memory.During an appearance on Amy Poehler's Good Hang podcast, the Beatles legend claimed to remember being born, including details about the delivery room and the difficult birth itself. Naturally, Rizz wants to know whether that's even possible.Moon brings up the science of infantile amnesia and how memories can be reconstructed over time. Lern argues that human brains are complicated and maybe extraordinary people have extraordinary abilities. And Rizz shares his own earliest memory: getting bitten by a llama at the zoo. That's right. Paul McCartney remembers entering the world. Rizz remembers being attacked by a farm animal. Both men went on to accomplish great things, depending on how generously you define great. The conversation gets into false memories, people who claim to remember life in the womb, and whether childhood recollections are anything more than stories our brains keep rewriting.Then it's time to talk about Grand Theft Auto 6, a game so anticipated that people are reportedly buying collectible boxes containing digital download codes instead of physical game discs. The crew discusses the game's rumored focus on modern financial struggles, including student loans, credit card debt, grocery prices, and the impossible dream of buying a house. Finally, a video game where you can escape the crushing stress of everyday life by experiencing the crushing stress of everyday life.And if you thought that was depressing, wait until you hear about England's national hunk shortage. According to a story discussed on the show, the Mr. England pageant has been postponed because organizers couldn't find enough suitable contestants. They started with seven guys, managed to scrape together more candidates, lost a couple, and ultimately decided the nation needed additional time to locate some quality hunks. A whole country. Millions of people. Not enough hunks. Lern is concerned. Moon wants to investigate. Rizz can't believe this is a real conversation.Somehow, the discussion leads to Hugh Grant's infamous scandal and a guessing game about the name Divine Brown, with the crew confidently offering alternatives that sound more like discontinued barbecue sauces.And that's all before Crap on Celebrities.Lern dives into the decades-long feud between Oasis and Phil Collins, including Noel Gallagher's legendary dislike of the former Genesis frontman and the possibility of an awkward Rock & Roll Hall of Fame encounter.The gang also discusses

It's Rizz's birthday, Clownvis is back in town, and apparently the most terrifying thing a human being can receive is a text message containing three letters: HEY.Welcome to another wonderfully unhinged episode of The Rizzuto Show, the funny podcast where St. Louis morning radio meets Florida's finest questionable decisions, workplace anxiety, and the kind of trivia game that should probably require a waiver.Rizz, Moon Valjean, Lern, and special guest Clownvis are back together, and somehow a perfectly normal Friday turns into a discussion about text-message etiquette, exotic animals as currency, frozen food as a weapon, and why nobody should ever trust a clown and a rock singer to make important decisions.First, happy birthday, Rizz!The gang kicks things off with football picks, a little Fast Lane rivalry, and a visit from Clownvis, who's been traveling all over the place and has absolutely no intention of slowing down.Clownvis previews his upcoming tour dates, including shows with Mac Sabbath, stops through Texas and the South, Florida performances, and a Halloween weekend cruise with Lamb of God.Because when you're an Elvis-inspired clown, apparently the natural next step is spending Halloween on a boat full of metal fans.Then the crew checks the calendar and discovers that it's National Boss's Day, National Dictionary Day, National Liquor Day, and Global Cat Day.Naturally, Lern suggests giving the boss one of her spare cats.Possibly one with a parasite.Happy Boss's Day, Tommy. Hope you've updated your vaccinations.But the real workplace emergency comes when Rizz introduces everyone to the horrifying phenomenon known as “hey hanging.”You know exactly what we're talking about.Your phone buzzes.It's your boss.The message says:“Hey.”That's it.No question. No explanation. No follow-up.Just three innocent letters that immediately convince you you're getting fired, accidentally insulted someone on the air, or somehow destroyed the entire company.Rizz wants this practice outlawed immediately. Moon understands the panic. Lern, however, admits she's guilty of doing it herself—especially when texting her husband.And apparently, depending on the situation, one of Lern's mysterious “hey” messages might lead to something considerably more interesting than a meeting with management.The crew debates whether texts need polite introductions, whether getting straight to the point is rude, and why “Hey, do you have a moment to talk?” might actually be worse than the original crime.The conclusion? STOP HEY HANGING PEOPLE.Unless you're Lern. Apparently she's not stopping.Then it's time for the main event: Fake News or Florida!Listeners call in for a chance to win tickets to Nickelback, AEW Dynamite and Collision, and Ludo's Halloween shows. All they have to do is decide whether an absolutely ridiculous headline really came from Florida or was invented by the show.Sounds easy, right?Unfortunately, this is Florida.A man trying to buy a margarita with a live horseshoe crab?A beachgoer throwing a hot dog at a police officer?A stolen tractor being used to get to a job interview?A woman calling 911 because her iced coffee wasn't sweet enough?At a certain point, the fake stories start sounding reasonable, and the real stories sound like somebody wrote them after losing a bet.To help the contestants, Moon and Clownvis combine their alleged expertise into a single trivia lifeline called Moonvis.Or Movis.Or Clune.Nobody can agree on the name, which is probably a warning sign about the quality of advice they're about to provide.The duo debates whether a Florida man would really fight a wooden pirate statue, whether vintage Pokémon cards could cover college tuition, and whether somebody could reasonably use a box of crab legs as a weapon during an argument about television.Meanwhile, Rizz discovers that the phrase “too ridiculous to be real” has absolutely no meaning when Florida is involved.The headlines just keep getting stranger.There's a motorized couch on a public highway, a stolen forklift headed to a liquor store, a man allegedly calling the police to complain about the quality of his illegal drugs, and somebody supposedly trying to travel to Cuba on an inflatable flamingo.And yes, the flamingo story is presented as real in the game.Which raises several important questions, starting with: Was it the same flamingo every time?One contestant calls while working, another disappears before answering a question, and poor Ricky gets a second chance to prove he can tell the difference between Florida crime and pure nonsense.The crew also tackles a macaw supposedly ordering a $5,000 leather jacket, a frozen waffle assault, an iguana hidden in a popcorn tub, and a stolen riding lawnmower getaway involving a tuxedo.At this point, we're not playing trivia anymore.We're conducting a psychological experiment on the entire state of Florida.The lifeline gets especially dangerous when Moon and Clownvis try to determine whether a man used a leaf blower to launch hot peppers at a neighbor's dog. Their disagreements become so ridiculous that they resort to rock-paper-scissors to settle the answer.That's right.People are trusting these two with their prize-winning decisions.And somehow, that still isn't the worst judgment call of the morning.From there, the game spirals into ambulance theft, mysterious hot chili in traffic, and the realization that even the show's self-appointed Florida experts might not understand Florida.Along the way, the gang finds time to discuss horseshoe crab blood, whether 50 different pizza toppings are even possible, and why calling the police to review your illegal purchases is a spectacularly bad idea.All of this while Clownvis is trying to maintain his dignity.A battle he lost approximately five minutes after arriving.It's birthday chaos, radio contests, strange headlines, cat jokes, workplace texting nightmares, and enough questionable Florida decisions to fill an entire police blotter.This funny podcast brings together everything you love about The Rizzuto Show: weird news, sarcastic humor, listener games, ridiculous conversations, and the kind of St. Louis morning-show energy that makes you feel significantly better about your own decision-making skills.Join Rizz, Moon, Lern, and Clownvis for another episode of this funny podcast where the questions are fake, the Florida stories might be real, and the lifeline is somehow less reliable than guessing.And remember:If you're texting your boss, get to the point.If you're trading for a margarita, maybe leave the horseshoe crab at home.And if Moonvis tells you a Florida headline is fake, you might want a second opinion.Follow The Rizzuto Show → linktr.ee/rizzshow for more from your favorite daily comedy show.Connect with The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast online → 1057thepoint.com/RizzShow.Hear The Rizz Show daily on the radio at 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio in St. Louis, MO.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Paul McCartney remembers being born, England has officially run short on hunks, and Teslas are apparently doing kickflips. Welcome to a Friday where reality has completely stopped supervising itself.The Rizzuto Show is back with another gloriously ridiculous funny podcast featuring Rizz, Moon Valjean, Lern, and special guest Clownvis. And somehow, the biggest mystery of the day isn't whether a Beatle remembers his own birth. It's how many people are willing to buy a video game box that doesn't actually contain a video game.We kick things off in St. Louis with a little music, a little charity, and the realization that Moon has been planning his upcoming Greek Fire concert like he's directing a Broadway production.The band is preparing to return to Delmar Hall with new music, a three-act theatrical show, and local opener Native Monster. Moon explains that the whole experience is designed to tell a story through the band's music, complete with different eras, carefully planned transitions, and what Lern insists on calling costume changes.Rizz is ready to enjoy the show. Lern is coming too. Clownvis will be hanging out. The only real question is whether Rizz can make it through Act Three without accidentally becoming part of the performance.The crew also shouts out the local businesses supporting Cardinal Glennon Children's Hospital through the show's October fundraiser, including the sponsors brave enough to put their names on everyone's hats. It's charitable giving with the added bonus of turning morning radio hosts into walking billboards.Then Lern casually announces that she's seen videos of Teslas doing kickflips.Not driving over ramps.Not performing impressive parking maneuvers.Actual upside-down, rocket-thruster-assisted kickflips.Moon points out that the videos are AI, but Lern isn't quite ready to surrender the dream of a car that can skateboard better than most humans.From there, we enter the deeply confusing world of Paul McCartney's earliest memory.During an appearance on Amy Poehler's Good Hang podcast, the Beatles legend claimed to remember being born, including details about the delivery room and the difficult birth itself.Naturally, Rizz wants to know whether that's even possible.Moon brings up the science of infantile amnesia and how memories can be reconstructed over time. Lern argues that human brains are complicated and maybe extraordinary people have extraordinary abilities. And Rizz shares his own earliest memory: getting bitten by a llama at the zoo.That's right. Paul McCartney remembers entering the world. Rizz remembers being attacked by a farm animal.Both men went on to accomplish great things, depending on how generously you define great.The conversation gets into false memories, people who claim to remember life in the womb, and whether childhood recollections are anything more than stories our brains keep rewriting.Then it's time to talk about Grand Theft Auto 6, a game so anticipated that people are reportedly buying collectible boxes containing digital download codes instead of physical game discs.The crew debates the game's rumored focus on modern financial struggles, including student loans, credit card debt, grocery prices, and the impossible dream of buying a house.Finally, a video game where you can escape the crushing stress of everyday life by experiencing the crushing stress of everyday life.And if you thought that was depressing, wait until you hear about England's national hunk shortage.According to a story discussed on the show, the Mr. England pageant has been postponed because organizers couldn't find enough suitable contestants.They started with seven guys, managed to scrape together more candidates, lost a couple, and ultimately decided the nation needed additional time to locate some quality hunks.A whole country. Millions of people. Not enough hunks.Lern is concerned. Moon wants to investigate. Rizz can't believe this is a real conversation.Somehow, the discussion leads to Hugh Grant's infamous scandal and a guessing game about the name Divine Brown, with the crew confidently offering alternatives that sound more like discontinued barbecue sauces.And that's all before Crap on Celebrities.Lern dives into the decades-long feud between Oasis and Phil Collins, including Noel Gallagher's legendary dislike of the former Genesis frontman and the possibility of an awkward Rock & Roll Hall of Fame encounter.The gang also discusses Sammy Hagar's ongoing attempts to move past old Van Halen drama, Alex Van Halen's insults, and whether aging rock stars could maybe settle their differences before everybody needs a nap.Meanwhile, Henry Winkler insists he doesn't exaggerate the size of the fish he catches, though he admits he's less reliable when discussing certain other measurements.Carrot Top's reported return to his Las Vegas residency sparks a conversation about entertainers getting back onstage after serious health scares, while the crew also discusses a celebrity's difficult medical journey and remembers their late friend Jeff.The movie chatter includes new releases, questionable box-office performances, Neil Young defending Digger, Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz returning to The Mummy universe, and John Goodman reflecting on films he wishes had turned out differently.Then comes the musical argument nobody can resist: the greatest bands of all time.The crew examines a Consequence of Sound ranking that puts The Beatles at number one, Black Sabbath at number two, and The Velvet Underground at number three.Radiohead above The Rolling Stones?Led Zeppelin barely cracking the top ten?Rizz has questions. Moon has opinions. Lern has the list. Nobody is leaving this conversation satisfied.The show wraps up with celebrity birthdays, the uncomfortable realization that everyone's musical heroes are getting older, and a preview of the Fake News or Florida contest, where contestants must decide whether an outrageous headline came from the Sunshine State or the crew's increasingly questionable imagination.From Beatles birth memories and AI-generated car stunts to empty GTA boxes, missing British hunks, rock-star grudges, and controversial music rankings, this funny podcast is packed with weird news, celebrity gossip, St. Louis comedy, and the kind of sarcastic humor that makes you wonder how these people are allowed near microphones.Listen to this funny podcast with Rizz, Moon, Lern, and Clownvis for your daily dose of entertainment chaos.And remember: if your Tesla does a kickflip, you're probably watching AI. If Paul McCartney remembers being born, we're going to need a second opinion. And if you're a moderately attractive British man, congratulations—you might qualify for a national emergency response team.Follow The Rizzuto Show → linktr.ee/rizzshow for more from your favorite daily comedy show.Connect with The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast online → 1057thepoint.com/RizzShow.Hear The Rizz Show daily on the radio at 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio in St. Louis, MO.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Clownvis has discovered water, Lern is collecting cats like Pokémon, and somebody in Australia allegedly put snail poison in the office lunch. Happy Halloween, everybody.Welcome back to The Rizzuto Show, the funny podcast where a grown man discovers hydration, the neighborhood cats have apparently elected Lern their landlord, and the crew spends an alarming amount of time debating whether diarrhea can be considered brutal.It's Friday in St. Louis, sweater weather has officially arrived, and Clownvis is back in the studio!After touring across America, Canada, and the Bahamas, the world's favorite Elvis-inspired clown returns wearing a leather jacket and bringing the kind of life-changing health advice nobody asked for.He's started drinking water.That's it. That's the breakthrough.Clownvis explains that filling a giant cup with ice water has transformed his mornings, improved his skin, and made him feel younger than ever. Rizz, Moon, and Lern are understandably stunned that ordinary H2O has apparently become the hottest new wellness trend.The conversation also takes a bizarre celebrity detour when Clownvis explains how a Cameo request from Maynard James Keenan of Tool and Puscifer led him to believe he was recording a birthday greeting for Matthew and Gunnar Nelson.Except the birthday boys weren't those Nelson twins.They were Matt and Gunner from Puscifer.Same first names. Completely different people. And Clownvis was already mentally preparing for a very strange musical crossover.Then it's Global Cat Day, which means Lern gets to celebrate her favorite holiday by announcing that she's acquired yet another furry freeloader.Well, technically, she hasn't adopted him.She's just named him Trouble, started feeding him, and accepted that he now hangs around her house with Mr. Gray, Clover, and Willow.So, yes, she's acquired another cat.Rizz suggests an intervention. Moon imagines an underground feline fighting championship. Lern insists she can't turn away a hungry animal.At this point, her Ellisville home is less of a residence and more of a cat-operated all-inclusive resort.And if the cats weren't enough, Rizz introduces the gang to beaver fever, a gastrointestinal parasite that can infect cats and potentially spread to humans.Naturally, a simple discussion about pet health becomes an extended debate over the difference between regular diarrhea, explosive diarrhea, and the apparently prestigious category of brutal diarrhea.The crew even invents what might be the world's worst death-metal double bill: Beaver Fever opening for Brutal Diarrhea.Somebody book the venue. Preferably one with excellent bathrooms.Next up: Would you hand your car keys to a complete stranger?Lern thinks she can trust her instincts. Rizz thinks she's one friendly parking assistant away from filing an insurance claim.A story about a Florida woman whose vehicle was allegedly stolen after she allowed two strangers to charge their phones inside it sends the crew into a debate about kindness, common sense, and whether anyone can actually spot a convincing liar.And then Halloween takes over.The gang debates the worst things to hand out to trick-or-treaters, and the results are a public service announcement for every neighborhood dentist.Toothbrushes? Absolutely not.Dental floss? Congratulations, you've ruined Halloween.Mini pretzels, raisins, bookmarks, pencils, sugar-free candy, and religious pamphlets? Please just turn off your porch light.Lern somehow makes a passionate case for a really cool Dracula bookmark. Clownvis defends raisins as valuable candy-trading currency. And everybody becomes increasingly concerned about what Halloween has done to the price of a 100 Grand bar.Nearly four dollars for a candy bar?Forget the haunted houses. That's the real nightmare.The crew also gets into the strange world of Halloween pumpkin colors, neighborhood decorations, giant skeletons, and whether spooky season has become too scary for kids.Lern is thrilled with the oversized skeletons decorating her yard. Rizz is preparing for a Halloween party at Ballpark Village. And Clownvis is heading to the Bahamas for a metal cruise featuring Lamb of God and other heavy-hitting acts.Because when you think Halloween, naturally you think tropical vacation with a boat full of metalheads.From there, things get even spookier as Rizz reveals a ranking of America's most haunted cities.St. Louis lands at number 38, prompting the gang to discuss local legends like the Lemp Mansion, Zombie Road, and McPike Mansion in Alton.Clownvis talks about visiting the Stanley Hotel, Lern dreams of more ghost tours, and everybody wonders why St. Louis isn't ranked higher on the paranormal leaderboard.Apparently our ghosts need better marketing.The Halloween hypotheticals continue with an important question: Would you let a hungry vampire drink your blood if you knew you'd survive?Lern has one condition.The vampire needs to be hot.Of course.Finally, the crew dives into a truly unsettling weird-news story from Western Australia, where a woman was accused of putting toxic snail pellets into a coworker's homemade curry.The discussion turns into a debate about office lunch thieves, revenge pranks, and why seeing suspicious bright-green granules in your food should probably discourage you from taking a taste.It's the kind of workplace drama that makes somebody stealing your cheese stick seem downright wholesome.From Clownvis's hydration revelation and Lern's expanding cat collection to Halloween candy disasters, haunted St. Louis history, vampire dating standards, and a poisonous office lunch, The Rizzuto Show #41 delivers another spectacularly unhinged serving of daily comedy.This funny podcast has everything: weird news, local St. Louis humor, celebrity stories, spooky debates, and enough cat-related gastrointestinal concerns to make everyone reconsider their morning routine.Listen to this funny podcast with Rizz, Moon, Lern, and special guest Clownvis.Just remember three things:Drink your water.Don't hand strangers your car keys.And if somebody puts neon-green sprinkles in your curry, maybe skip lunch.Follow The Rizzuto Show → linktr.ee/rizzshow for more from your favorite daily comedy show.Connect with The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast online → 1057thepoint.com/RizzShow.Hear The Rizz Show daily on the radio at 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio in St. Louis, MO.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

A donut emergency, a lower-back tattoo identity crisis, and the possibility of cloning your hair before it abandons you. Science is moving forward. Humanity? Debatable.Welcome back to The Rizzuto Show, the funny podcast where St. Louis news, rock music, weird science, questionable fashion choices, and an alarming amount of food talk somehow become a perfectly normal morning.Rizz, Moon, Lern, Rafe, and special guest Devon are back with another round of daily comedy and sarcastic commentary, and this time we're tackling the important issues: Can you freeze your hair for future use? Is a tramp stamp still a tramp stamp if Gen Z calls it a cake topper? And how are we supposed to maintain a healthy diet when St. Louis keeps producing incredible donuts?First, the crew gets ready for Greek Fire's upcoming show at Delmar Hall, where Moon promises at least three new songs. Rizz has already heard some of the music, Lern wants to experience it live, and Rafe suggests the new material might sound suspiciously like André 3000's flute album. Moon assures everyone there will be no flute. Apparently, the oboe-and-tuba market remains wide open.That launches a trip through rock history as Rizz remembers footage of Dave Mustaine wandering onto the stage during a Guns N' Roses performance. The gang debates Megadeth versus Metallica, the unforgettable artwork of Vic Rattlehead and Iron Maiden's Eddie, and whether some music fans treat choosing a favorite metal band like declaring allegiance in an international conflict.Then it's time for weird news, beginning with a mysterious vandal spray-painting religious messages around Blue Springs, Missouri. The gang agrees that having a message doesn't give you permission to redecorate somebody else's building.But that's nothing compared to Lern's latest update from the Rizz Show Apocalypse Desk.Apparently, another predicted date for the Rapture has come and gone, and Lern forgot to warn everybody until afterward. The crew debates doomsday predictions, followers who reportedly made drastic financial decisions, and what the end of the world would actually look like. Would people float into the sky? Disappear instantly? Deflate like balloons?These are the theological questions that can only be answered by a room full of radio personalities who were supposed to be discussing the news.Back in St. Louis, the mood turns serious when the gang discusses a fire at Old Town Donuts in Florissant. Thankfully, the report says nobody was injured, but the beloved local donut shop has the crew thinking about favorite pastries, simple glazed classics, long johns, and the sacred art of eating a grocery-store donut before you reach your car.Unfortunately, Moon has recently eliminated added sugar from his diet, which means every conversation about donuts is now an act of psychological warfare. Rizz has also been cutting carbs and says he's down 15 pounds, but his strategy includes watching elaborate pasta and cheese videos with the concentration of a man studying for the bar exam. Lern catches him in the act. Rizz insists watching food videos helps him resist temptation. Nobody else is particularly convinced.The food obsession continues when the gang celebrates Three Kings Public House at St. Louis Lambert International Airport being recognized in a USA Today readers' poll for best airport bar. From there, it's a tour of surprisingly good gas-station cuisine, including QuikTrip, Casey's, Wawa, Sheetz, barbecue, fried chicken, and unexpected international food finds around the St. Louis area.Moon and Rafe also share the glorious spectacle of watching intoxicated customers attempt to order food at a Wawa after the bars close. Sometimes the biggest challenge isn't choosing a sandwich. It's remembering your own name when the employee calls it.Then comes the cultural debate nobody knew we needed. Gen Z wants to rebrand the tramp stamp. The suggested replacement? Cake topper. Other contenders include bumper sticker and booty mark, because apparently the English language needed more ways to describe a tattoo directly above somebody's rear end.Lern proudly admits she got her lower-back tattoo almost immediately after turning 18, then shares how her younger sister accidentally exposed the secret to her family. Moon reveals that he also has a tramp stamp, except his came from a questionable tattoo shop next to a former North County adult establishment, and the experience has not aged particularly well.The crew debates tattoo regrets, changing slang, generational differences, and why a new name doesn't necessarily make a terrible decision any better.Next, couples are apparently taking up pole dancing together as a workout, a bonding activity, and even an alternative to the traditional wedding dance. Lern and Moon appreciate the athleticism and strength involved, while Rizz struggles to imagine himself gracefully spinning around anything.Rafe recalls performing stand-up at an event where aerial performers, contortionists, paintings, and a man wearing goat horns while playing a pan flute were all competing for attention. It's hard to win over a comedy crowd when the circus is literally happening above your head.Then, this funny podcast dives headfirst into the future of baldness. Scientists are exploring experimental hair banking and hair cloning, which could someday allow people to preserve hair follicles and potentially grow new hair from them. The process isn't FDA-approved, and the technology still has major limitations, but that doesn't stop the gang from imagining a future where you can order somebody else's luxurious surfer hair like a custom accessory.Moon wonders whether he could borrow another man's hair. Lern considers the possibilities for beards. Rafe, naturally, finds a way to make the conversation considerably less sophisticated.The gang also discusses hair-loss genetics, family baldness, hair transplants, and why the lengths people go to preserve a hairline can get pretty intense.Plus, the crew explores trending Halloween costumes, because nothing says spooky season like trying to explain an internet-reference costume to someone who has absolutely no idea who you're supposed to be.From Old Town Donuts and St. Louis food favorites to hair cloning, tattoo regrets, metal legends, doomsday predictions, and couples pole dancing, Episode 88 delivers the weird news, funny stories, and pop culture chaos that make The Rizzuto Show a daily St. Louis tradition. This funny podcast has everything: donuts you can't eat, hair you can't clone yet, tattoos you can't undo, and an apocalypse that apparently forgot to show up. At least the radio show was on time. Mostly.What if criminals only robbed other criminals? Who's listening through your shopping apps? And how did Prince end up in a pillow fight with Sinéad O'Connor?Chaos begins when Rafe sends Rizz a viral video asking a truly unhinged question: Why don't criminals just rob registered sex offenders instead of innocent people?The internet apparently believes it has discovered a loophole in the criminal justice system. The crew debates the ridiculous premise, Rafe invents an increasingly elaborate Liam Neeson-style hostage scenario, and everybody repeatedly reminds listeners that breaking into someone's house is, in fact, a crime.Yes, even when your imaginary movie plot makes it sound convenient. But the conversation takes a much stranger turn when Lern decides to investigate the sex offender registry around her neighborhood. What follows is a spectacularly uncomfortable live rabbit hole.Lern discovers just how much information is available through online registry maps, Moon warns her that she's about to ruin her own day, and Rafe predicts she's going to turn her house into a detective headquarters complete with red string and an evidence board.The gang discusses neighborhood safety, the unsettling details that appear in public records, and why knowing what's around you can be useful without turning every evening into an episode of Criminal Minds.And somehow, a discussion about public safety turns into the crew examining one particularly bizarre physical description in a registry listing.We would explain more, but some things are better left to the actual audio.Then the conversation shifts from neighborhood surveillance to your phone potentially surveilling you. Missouri's attorney general has announced a lawsuit against Temu, alleging serious problems involving consumer data, tracking, privacy, deceptive pricing, and counterfeit merchandise.The crew discusses the accusations, the dangers of suspiciously cheap shopping apps, and whether a $4 dress is really a bargain when it arrives looking like a napkin with sleeves.Rafe shares a story about someone ordering a couch that turned out to be practically dollhouse-sized. Moon talks about his kids discovering the joys of cheap online clothing, and Lern admits she's already suspicious that her messaging apps are listening to conversations that nobody should ever hear. Nothing says modern technology like wondering whether your phone knows too much about you while you're trying to buy a discount lamp.Next, it's time for Crap on Celebrities, where rock history, Hollywood rumors, and entertainment news collide. First up: Sonic Temple 2027. The festival is adding bands including Primus, Clutch, and Crowbar, which gives Rizz an opportunity to confess his newfound obsession with Clutch. After years of somehow missing the band, he's convinced they'll dominate his Spotify listening recap. Better late than never. Especially when you're several decades late.The crew also discusses reports that Led Zeppelin's “Stairway to Heaven” is being used in a trailer for Greta Gerwig's upcoming Chronicles of Narnia adaptation.Considering how difficult Zeppelin music has historically been to license, the gang wonders what finally convinced everyone to open the vault. Maybe Robert Plant is secretly a huge Narnia guy. Stranger things have happened.The