On today’s daily comedy show, we bravely tackle one of society’s most sensitive topics: not every baby is cute. There, we said it. Inspired by the newly announced Gerber “Behind the Baby” photo search (yes, it’s back and yes, parents now get included), the gang debates the real question — do “ugly” babies actually grow up hotter? Is there a cosmic trade-off system? And should Gerber lean all the way in and create an “Ugly Baby Line” just for the laughs? We’re asking the real parenting questions here.The 2026 Gerber Baby contest is officially open, offering $50,000 for ages 0–3 and $10,000 for ages 3–5. You just need one photo and a 200-word story about your kid’s “everyday victories.” Simple. Unless your baby peaked at three weeks old and now looks like a tiny angry accountant. Then what? We break down the new twist, the stage-parent energy, and why shaped heads apparently matter more than anything.Then it’s time for Simpleton Trivia — aka 45 seconds of public humiliation. Listeners can either answer 10 rapid-fire questions themselves or gamble on Moon, King Scott, or Jamie pulling it off without spiraling into chaos. Spoiler: thermostats are not thermometers. Chloroform is not what plants breathe. And Madonna being called the “Queen of Pop” caused way more tension than expected.We run through baseball questions, St. Louis pride, rock trivia, Harry Potter, sports, and enough pop culture curveballs to make everyone sweat. Some callers bet for the guys. Some bet against. Some sound like they’re about to cry on live radio. It’s beautiful.We also celebrate a buffet of random March 3rd holidays — National Cold Cuts Day, National Canadian Bacon Day (which Canadians insist is just ham), Soup It Forward Day, and the deeply terrifying “What If Cats and Dogs Had Opposable Thumbs Day.” Because nothing says a responsible daily comedy show like imagining your dog opening cabinets.And of course, we wrap by debating the greatest TV show of all time (Breaking Bad? The Wire? Fight about it in the comments) before pivoting into which U.S. state is the fittest — because we like to emotionally damage multiple demographics per episode.It’s celebrity gossip, weird news energy, trivia chaos, Saint Louis pride, and pure Rizz Show nonsense — exactly what you expect from a daily comedy show that refuses to take itself too seriously.Laugh with us. Roast us. Bet against us. Just don’t submit your baby unless you’re emotionally prepared.Follow The Rizzuto Show → https://linktr.ee/rizzshow for more from your favorite daily comedy show.Connect with The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast online → https://1057thepoint.com/RizzShow.Hear The Rizz Show daily on the radio at 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio in St. Louis, MO.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
glad you did not become a wrestler awesome musician awesome singer great vocals bro proud of you not to mention your dream singing with garth may have never come true hearing that actually bought tears to my eyes it was do good I can still listen back on it and it gives me chills and feel so overwhelmed just for you so beautiful
talking bot fast food burger joints white barn
hooters don't split tips unfortunately
could we just stfu about sports? no point to any sport at all...
Get rid of tipping period...
As much as I am going to miss Jeff, there is no Jeff was, only Jeff is. He lives on through you guys, his family, and all of the hundreds of thousands of people's lives he touched. Thank you Jeff for all the laughs, and thank you Rizz, Patrico, Moon and King Scott for reminding us what a great human being Jeff still is, because a ton of people are out there being the best human being they possibly can be, all because of him and you guys. I love you guys, you honored him in the most amazing way possible. If I'm half the person you all are, I'll feel like I did something significant. I don't think Jeff could be any prouder of you guys, I can't say how happy I am to be a rizz show fan and a team rizz member because of this community you've built.
Can someone ask Tony to stfu with his yelling sh#@ at opening please?
Could Tony stfu at intro?? He sux...
1:37:15 cmon king scott... cmon man
æ happy BIRTHDAY
fire Burton because he's had plenty of practice firing him lol
😀
already laughing on title alone lol
good stuff right here
youve got the touch
yes the guy's are amazing
Best podcast in the entire history of podcasts. For a couple, 2, 3 years at least, no question.
I love this podcast. I used to listen to it every morning but moved and no longer get the point as a station and this podcast has made it possible to remain a fan of you guys.
#IshavedForThis?
podcast wierdo.