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Cheat on the news with Hard Factor. Satirical daily news podcast, not hyper-polarizing and depressing like all the others. Drops at Midnight Eastern, 5 Days a Week, 24/7/365. Follow the pod on social @HardFactorNews. Hosts: @hardfactorMark @hardfactorPat @hardfactorWes @hardfactorWill. Full video episodes: YouTube.com/HardFactorNews Join our community: patreon.com/hardfactor Voicemail Line: 512.270.1480
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Episode 1934 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors:
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00:04:10 Who does Wes have in the Masters?
00:07:10 Sources are saying steam rooms in gyms are turning straight men gay
00:24:00 A baptism turns deadly as man drowns
00:34:55 A ninth scientist has turned up dead or missing
00:40:20 Tennessee pervert school board member receives a soft censure
00:43:25 Video of quadriplegic pro cornhold player alleged murder doing a coke headstand and shooting a machine gun out of his window
00:45:20 Trump drops the longest Truth message of all time against Tucker Carlson, Alex jones and Candace Owens
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A special mini-episode brought to you by our incredible sponsor: The Jordan Harbinger Show. Jordan has had some fascinating guests on the show lately, and we hope you enjoy it as much as we do.
Episode 1932 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors:
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00:01:10 Check in on TN school board member Keith Ervin who called a student hot
00:06:12 Pat reacts to Kate interlocking fingers with Big Cat in the NY Post
00:10:30 How Straight is this “Hormuz”?? Israel strikes Lebanon to shut it down
00:22:08 Disgruntled worker burns down toilet paper warehouse
00:31:17 NASA says their will be a moon colony sometime in the 2030s
00:32:07 Artemis Astronauts may be forced to brown in bags
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Episode 1931 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors:
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00:01:00 Total destruction of Iran called off last minute
00:10:02 Science is Popping Off: Parrot Submarine, DMT Tobacco, Drumstick Melt Testing, Missing Persons and more
00:29:45 Tennessee School Board Member openly calls female student "Hot," touches her and asks her which school she goes to... on Livestream
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Episode 1930 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors:
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00:01:30 What we watched over Easter weekend
00:06:40 Formet planet “Pluto” was discovered in 1930, we goof on the guy who discovered it
00:09:15 Man gropes mall Easter Bunny in Pittsburgh
00:23:40 Trick Daddy is beefing with a sorority who shut down his performance at their national conference
00:34:20: FEMA official who claimed to have teleported to a Waffle House thanks to God now has a new and even worse excuse for why he thinks that
00:38:15 Kids on Easter egg hunt discover the remains of a young child
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Episode - brought to you by our incredible sponsors:
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Hope everyone had a great long weekend, we will be back with fresh news tomorrow but enjoy this Patreon exclusive episode until then.
Florida man risks body to protect car in hailstorm
Man crashes into Daytona beach plane on runway while high AF
Florida man arrested for threatening people with large axe at gas station
OnlyFeets Officer forced to resign
And much more…
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Episode 1930
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00:04:14 Do ice cream drum sticks melt?
00:11:50 Woman gets 14 million for eating a nail in her ice cream
00:19:02 Florida cop ordered into counseling for farting in co-workers face
00:28:03 Everest poisoning insurance scam
00:40:57: The People Win! Hersey’s going back to good Reese’s next year
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00:00:00 - Timestamps
00:07:35 - Brazilian Cop goes viral for looking Very coked out at press conference after giant drug bust
00:11:51 - Did you know that you can get Jewish Coke that's made with cane sugar during Passover?
00:20:49 - Artemis II Launches back to the moon... and the $23M NASA toilet broke immediately
00:36:07 - Male Enhancement Chocolates busted for being viagra in California
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Episode 1928
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00:03:35 Dan Hurley & the ref he headbutted are best friends?!
00:06:20 Kristi Noem’s husband, Bryon, is apparently into bimbofication & wearing big fake boobs?!
00:27:15 Tubleweeds are insane
00:33:20 Chinese ghost drivers and their Uber scam
00:36:40 Wrestler “Krule” gets stabbed by fan, and then the fan gets mauled by 20 wrestlers
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Episode 1927
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00:03:27 Wes’ lottery fantasy
00:08:59 Army looking into Helicopter flyby at Kid Rock’s House
00:14:02: JD Vance thinks aliens are demons
00:23:07 Stripper claims military guys are spilling secrets about being deployed to war
00:31:54 Air Canada CEO to retire after English-only condolence furor
00:39:38 Career criminal arrested for third time since winning 160 million dollar powerball
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Episode 1926
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00:05:30 Tiger flipped another car and was arrested for suspicion of DUI
00:10:10 Female UFC fighter gets KOed, submitted, and craps her pants within 7 seconds
00:15:00 California man who was arrested for suspicion of DUI is found dead inside police car he crawled into three days after his release
00:22:10 12 tons of Kit Kats were stolen in Europe
00:29:20 Delivery bots in Chicago cannot see glass and keep crashing through bus stops
00:33:05 Scientists have confirmed that birds have a fear of googly eyes
00:35:30 RFK Jr admits in diary that he cut off the penis of a dead raccoon in 2001 and kept it
00:40:00 Woman caught by judge driving car in her Zoom court hearing
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00:06:40 That really blew up in their face! Italian Anarchists accidentally ignite homemade bomb and the McDonald's Big Arch Fails the Gorske Test
00:26:47 The TSA is finally BACK thanks to a National Emergency for long airport security lines
00:29:07 Arnold's son Joseph Baena is about to compete in professional bodybuilding
00:35:53 ANIMALS: Reacher Exonerated, Punch Eating @ss, Cats Stuck Inside Couches, and Vaping Squirrels
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00:04:40 What happened in 1924
00:05:37 United Airlines unveils the easiest way to join the Mile High Club
00:12:25 Army raises its max age to join from 35 to 42
00:15:25 CO wants to surpass Nevada as the sex industry capital of the United States & legalize prostitution statewide
00:24:35 Punch the Monkey is finally getting some balls
00:27:50 Meta & Google lose landmark lawsuit regarding depression and children using their platforms
00:36:30 We have a new CA toe sucker to let you know about
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00:04:50 Good news, “we’ve won” the war in Iran
00:13:40 Irish Youtuber convicted of killing pregnant girlfriend after GTA live stream alibi fail
00:21:40 Malaysian couple caught having sex in broad daylight at a cemetery
00:25:10 New video game ‘Five Nights at Epstein’s’ is sweeping through schools
00:30:20 Boner Bears Honey recalled for having unlabled Viagra ingredients
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00:04:59 Father and son both banned from donating sperm
00:17:36: Homeward bound moment with 7 dogs in China
00:23:45 Quad amputee pro cornohole player murders friend
00:32:23 Tennessee Police Investigating Alleged Assault Involving ‘Reacher’ Star Alan Ritchson
00:41:14 2 new insane orca videos
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00:00:00 - Timestamps
00:01:05 - RIP Chuck Norris
00:10:26 - Trumpdate: ICE in "The Terminal," Olds, Surprise Pearl Harbor Presser, and the final Mueller Report
00:25:32 - FEMA Associate Advisor Greg Phillips goes viral for description of "teleportation" to waffle house - "no fun"
00:36:50 - Punch the Monkey has a girlfriend now
00:40:50 - The "Fatburg" that clogged the sewer below Heathrow Airport
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00:00:00 Timestamps
00:04:45 Reminiscing about the Duke Lacrosse team house stripper controversy
00:05:50 National Grocery Bagging competition has crowned its 2026 winner
00:23:00 GREAT NY BOOBS: Including an OnlyFans model who has to fly business class, her boobs are so big. Plus, an almost completely tatted woman decides to keep and get more tattoos after AI showed her what she would look like without them
00:33:45 Russia is going to make childless women see a hypnotist in order to get them to have kids
00:40:00 ABC cancels The Bachelorette after video surfaces of The Bachelorette throwing chairs at her ex
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00:04:50 Markwayne and Rand Paul went at it in session
00:19:40 Stand-up comedian given a terminal diagnosis travels to kill ex-wife
00:29:50 Birds have taken up cigarettes
00:33:30 New study explains traits of people that have never had sex
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00:00:00 Timestamps
00:05:35 Florida bill against marrying 1st cousin fails
00:07:00 Afro Man trail highlights
00:27:51 Former Baywatch actress keeps getting arrested for freeing Beagles
00:37:00 UK Police Launch Investigation into @ChingChongChinaman on X and XBox Live
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00:00:00 - Timestamps
00:04:30 - Wes picked a golf winner for the Discord, join to get picks
00:07:00 - What happened in 1917
00:08:35 - Rumor has it that the new leader of a country that executes people for being gay, Iran, is also gay!
00:28:50 - New plastic surgery technique could mean you are sucking on the tits constructed using a dead person's fat
00:38:35 Real Estate agent loses license after being caught sending a relative to mandatory ethics course
00:44:00 Heidi Fleiss is in a battle with her Las Vegas neighbors over her 30 rescue parrots she wants to let fly around her house and yard
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I will never listen to your bullshit again.
This is quite possibly the gayest group of fiaggots I ever wasted my time on.
will they ever talk about the news ?
thank you for going back to short form podcast
Bring these guys on full time!!!!
Love the podcast, waiting for the day that it's 5 times a week
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10/10. you will not find a more poetic use of the word fuck in any other podcast.
nice
Could you announce the names of who is on this show at the beginning.
Excellent start!