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Listen to full audiobooks for free on : https://hotaudiobook.com/free Title: The Pope of Palm Beach Author: Tim Dorsey Narrator: Oliver Wyman Format: Unabridged Length: 9 hrs and 45 mins Language: English Release date: 01-30-18 Publisher: Harper Audio Genres: Fiction, Humor Summary: From Florida's "compulsively irreverent and shockingly funny" (Boston Globe) king of mayhem, the New York Times best-selling author Tim Dorsey, comes a diabolically madcap adventure featuring the indomitable Serge A. Storms. No one worships the Sunshine State as much as Serge A. Storms. Perpetually hunting Floridian arcana and lore, he and his permanently baked sidekick, Coleman, are on the road again. This time they're on a frenzied literary pilgrimage that leads them back to Riviera Beach, the cozy seaside town where the boys spent their formative years. Growing up, Serge was enthralled by the Legend of Riviera Beach, aka Darby, a welder at the port who surfed the local waves long before the hot spots were hot. A god on the water, the big-hearted surfer was a friend to everyone - the younger surfers, cops, politicians, wealthy businessmen, and ordinary Joes - a generosity of spirit that earned him the admiration of all. Meanwhile, there was a much murkier legend that made the rounds of the schoolyards from Serge's youth - that of the crazy hermit living in a makeshift jungle compound farther up the mysterious Loxahatchee River than anyone dared to venture. Then Serge moved away. But never forgot. Now he's back, with those legends looming larger than ever in the rearview mirror of his memory. As his literary odyssey moves north from Key West, closer and closer to his old stomping grounds, Serge digs into the past as only Serge can. Along the way, he unintentionally disturbs some long-forgotten ground, attracting the attention of a cast of villains that only Florida can produce. As the body count grows, so does the list of questions: Why are the guys in the hard hats worried about the monkeys? When do you hack a motel air-conditioner? How does Coleman get high with cat toys? Who is expecting the dildo? And will book tours ever be the same after Serge decides to check one out? Told in alternating flashbacks between Serge and Coleman's childhoods and the present day, The Pope of Palm Beach is a witty and deliciously violent delight from the twisted imagination of Tim Dorsey. Contact: info@hotaudiobook.com

Listen to full audiobooks for free on : https://hotaudiobook.com/free Title: Roman's Having Sex Again Author: Nikki Ashton Narrator: Larner Wallace-Taylor Format: Unabridged Length: 8 hrs and 49 mins Language: English Release date: 01-25-18 Publisher: Whole Story Audiobooks Genres: Fiction, Humor Summary: Summer's life is not going to plan. To make matters worse, she has a new boss. This is a particularly inconvenient problem because that boss is Roman Hepburn, who is rude, grouchy and impatient...with a damn fine ass! Will Roman get his girl? And if he does, will he succeed in keeping her? Or will Summer totter for the hills on her six-inch heels? Contact: info@hotaudiobook.com

Listen to full audiobooks for free on : https://hotaudiobook.com/free Title: Dear Dwayne, with Love Author: Eliza Gordon Narrator: Carly Robins Format: Unabridged Length: 10 hrs and 32 mins Language: English Release date: 01-23-18 Publisher: Brilliance Audio Genres: Fiction, Humor Summary: Wannabe actress Dani Steele's résumé resembles a cautionary tale on how not to be famous. She's pushing thirty and stuck in a dead-end insurance job, and her relationship status is holding at uncommitted. With unbearably perfect sisters and a mother who won't let her forget it, Dani has two go-tos for consolation: maple scones and a blog in which she pours her heart out to her celebrity idol. He's the man her father never was, no boyfriend will ever be - and not so impossible a dream as one might think. When Dani learns that he's planning a fund-raising event where the winning amateur athlete gets a walk-on in his new film, she decides to trade pastries and self-doubt for running shoes and a sexy British trainer with adorable knees. But when Dani's plot takes an unexpected twist, she realizes that her happy ending might have to be improvised - and that proving herself to her idol isn't half as important as proving something to herself. This is a work of fiction. While Dwayne Johnson p/k/a The Rock is a real person, events relating to him in the book are a product of the author's imagination. Mr. Johnson is not affiliated with this book, and has not endorsed it or participated in any manner in connection with this book. Contact: info@hotaudiobook.com

Listen to full audiobooks for free on : https://hotaudiobook.com/free Title: Match Made in Manhattan Author: Amanda Stauffer Narrator: Elenna Stauffer Format: Unabridged Length: 10 hrs and 54 mins Language: English Release date: 01-23-18 Publisher: Brilliance Audio Genres: Fiction, Humor Summary: After two intense, dead-end relationships, serial monogamist Alison finds herself confused, lonely, and drastically out of touch with the world of modern dating. Refusing to wallow, she signs up for a popular dating app and resolves to remain open-minded and optimistic as she explores the New York City singles' scene. With the click of a button, her adventures begin: On one date, she's dumped before the first kiss; on another, she dons full HAZMAT gear; she meets a tattooed folk singer turned investment banker, an undercover agent who tracks illegal exotic animals, and dozens of other colorful, captivating personalities. Giving them each her signature "pants speech" - her pants aren't coming off unless she has a real connection with someone - she desperately wants to push past the awkward small-talk phase to find true love, but finding "the one" is starting to feel impossible. That is, until she meets Luke, who is sophisticated, funny, and not to mention, hot. Alison finds herself falling for Luke harder than any guy she's dated and finally letting her walls down, but will he stick around or move on to his next match? Match Made in Manhattan is a fast-paced, contemporary story about the struggles of dating in the digital age. Replete with online profiles, witty dialogue, and a super-supportive group of female friends, this all-too-real and relatable debut novel will have readers laughing, crying, and rooting for Alison all the way to the end. Contact: info@hotaudiobook.com

Listen to full audiobooks for free on : https://hotaudiobook.com/free Title: The Apocalypse of Lloyd Author: Mike Sauve Narrator: Lawrence T. Lewis Format: Unabridged Length: 6 hrs and 45 mins Language: English Release date: 01-22-18 Publisher: Montag Press Genres: Fiction, Humor Summary: A clever but obnoxious teen (think Youth in Revolt's Nick Twisp) is stuck in his parents' basement during a uniquely literary yet crowd-pleasing apocalypse. It involves not zombies but a breakdown in general logic and order. Lloyd's mother, a William Blake scholar, goes mad in a flurry of Blakean invective. Lloyd's neighbor clips toenails on her lawn. An acting group believes a tribute to Dennis Hopper might save the world. Mayhem, murder, and forced cuckolding are kept on the periphery while Lloyd's picayune concerns over allotments of Diana Sauce are rendered in lavish detail. Gradually, the unchecked lust of the adolescent male turns out to be the primary horror. Lloyd narrates from hell, making the novel a morality play in which Lloyd's selfishness and infidelities ultimately mire him in the pit for eternity. The book is a high-wire act blending ribald farce, horror, and heartfelt elegy, the emotional core of which is Lloyd's sadness over lost friendships and lost youth, brought into painful focus by the nearing end. Contact: info@hotaudiobook.com

Listen to full audiobooks for free on : https://hotaudiobook.com/free Title: High Strangeness in the Village of Rillington Author: Ian Gordon Narrator: Ian Gordon, Jennifer Gill Format: Unabridged Length: 1 hr and 27 mins Language: English Release date: 01-22-18 Publisher: HorrorBabble Genres: Fiction, Horror Summary: Comprising 12 connected tales, High Strangeness in the Village of Rillington focuses upon the weird events that transpired in a quiet village in the British Midlands, on a cold Christmas Eve, in the not too distant past. The collection was originally presented on YouTube as part of HorrorBabble's annual tradition: HorrorBabble's 12 Days of Christmas. Contact: info@hotaudiobook.com

Listen to full audiobooks for free on : https://hotaudiobook.com/free Title: Weekend Getaway Author: Tom Deady Narrator: Nathaniel Glein Scott Format: Unabridged Length: 1 hr and 45 mins Language: English Release date: 01-22-18 Publisher: Greymore Publishing Genres: Fiction, Horror Summary: A lost child. A marriage shattered beyond repair? John Baxter doesn't think so, which is why he has planned this weekend getaway with his wife. He expected a lot of shouting, a lot of tears, but in the end, he hoped to have a stronger foundation upon which they could start rebuilding what they had once had. What he wasn't expecting was the home invasion...and the hell that awaited them beneath the rented cabin. Contact: info@hotaudiobook.com

Listen to full audiobooks for free on : https://hotaudiobook.com/free Title: Out of the Soylent Planet: A Rex Nihilo Adventure Author: Robert Kroese Narrator: J.D. Ledford Format: Unabridged Length: 9 hrs and 17 mins Language: English Release date: 01-19-18 Publisher: Robert Kroese Genres: Fiction, Humor Summary: Interstellar con man Rex Nihilo has a price tag on his head. Railroaded into smuggling a shipment of contraband corn to a planet short on food, Rex finds himself on the run from an insidious corporation named Ubiqorp, which reaps obscene profits by keeping the planet dependent on shipments of synthetic rations. When Rex and his long-suffering robot companion Sasha are sentenced to work as slave labor on a massive Ubiqorp plantation, they learn the terrible secret behind the corporation's products. To escape, Rex and Sasha team up with a mis-programmed combat drone and an intelligent mutant plant to lead a rebellion against their merciless corporate overlords. Out of the Soylent Planet is a novel-length prequel to Starship Grifters, the book New York Times best-selling author Hugh Howey called "one of my favorite space romps of all time". Contact: info@hotaudiobook.com

Listen to full audiobooks for free on : https://hotaudiobook.com/free Title: Parenting During the Apocalypse: Meet the Lughs Author: Arylias Nova Narrator: Rebecca Faulkner Format: Unabridged Length: 1 hr and 18 mins Language: English Release date: 01-19-18 Publisher: Five6 Publishing Genres: Fiction, Horror Summary: Meet the Lughs is the first installment of the dark-humored novella series, Parenting During the Apocalypse. Everything starts off as a usual chaotic day, but when an accident at the port causes a crate to break open, a mystery bug is released and soon takes over, spreading from person to person. The Lughs must now figure out a way to survive the growing pandemic while keeping their two children safe and sound. Contact: info@hotaudiobook.com

Listen to full audiobooks for free on : https://hotaudiobook.com/free Title: The Ghostly Huntsman's Trap Author: Edward D. Olsen Narrator: Edward D. Olsen Format: Unabridged Length: 6 hrs and 11 mins Language: English Release date: 01-18-18 Publisher: Edward D. Olsen Genres: Fiction, Horror Summary: When they moved into that new house across town, only the teenage daughter, Cindy, knew something was not right. After a year passed, the family was being torn apart, and only she understood why. It would be up to her to save her younger brother and sister and her oblivious parents from the skillful ravages of the dark beast. Contact: info@hotaudiobook.com

Listen to full audiobooks for free on : https://hotaudiobook.com/free Title: My Undead Mother-in-Law: The Family Zombie with Anger Management Issues Author: Andy Zach Narrator: Raven Perez, Phil Blechman Format: Unabridged Length: 6 hrs and 10 mins Language: English Release date: 01-18-18 Publisher: Jule Inc. Genres: Fiction, Humor Summary: My mother-in-law's a zombie. And she has anger-management issues. My mother-in-law, Diane Newby, zombified by accident. She still volunteers at her church bake sales and cooks pot roast for her daughter and son-in-law, Ron Yardley. What ticks her off is when people don't treat her like a normal human being - with glowing red eyes and super strength and speed. And if she doesn't get her own way, look out. She explodes and leaves broken plaster and body parts in her wake. Nothing stops her: not brick walls, the federal government, or middle-aged spread. But the world's most powerful criminal plans to control zombies. His only problem with zombies is that they have way too much free will. He has a solution for that. But will it work with Diane Newby? The world divides into pro-zombie and anti-zombie factions. Battles break out everywhere. Which side will you take? Who will live and who will die? You might not survive this audiobook. But at least you'll die laughing. Contact: info@hotaudiobook.com

Listen to full audiobooks for free on : https://hotaudiobook.com/free Title: The Salvation State Author: Marcus Damanda Narrator: Jessica McEvoy Format: Unabridged Length: 10 hrs and 56 mins Language: English Release date: 01-18-18 Publisher: Marcus Damanda Genres: Fiction, Horror Summary: "This is what the truth is. Second Salvations murdered my parents, and I'm running away." A single post over unregulated Internet channels. A sleeping society awakens to a chase, broadcast live on television screens all across the New United States of America.... Rebecca and Daniel have never met. A 15-year-old preacher's kid and a 16-year-old atheist outcast, they appear to have little in common. And yet they both have attracted the attention of a recruiter for Angel Island, where bad kids go to be remade-or destroyed. Agents of the all-powerful New America Unity Church will stop at nothing to get them. They're building an army, a modern children's crusade, in which Rebecca and Daniel may be just the kind of future leaders they need. If not, they might be just the kind of sacrifice necessary to keep the rest of the faithless in line. Contact: info@hotaudiobook.com

Listen to full audiobooks for free on : https://hotaudiobook.com/free Title: The Infinite Future Author: Tim Wirkus Narrator: Michael Crouch, Jonathan Davis, Hillary Huber, full cast Format: Unabridged Length: 13 hrs and 14 mins Language: English Release date: 01-16-18 Publisher: Penguin Audio Genres: Fiction, Humor Summary: An exhilarating, original novel, set in Brazil, Idaho, and outer space, about an obsessive librarian, a down-at-heel author, and a disgraced historian who go on the hunt for a mystical, life-changing book - and find it. The Infinite Future is a mind-bending novel that melds two addictive tales in one. In the first, we meet three broken people, joined by an obsession with a forgotten Brazilian science-fiction author named Salgado-MacKenzie. There's Danny, a writer who's been scammed by a shady literary award committee; Sergio, journalist turned sub-librarian in So Paulo; and Harriet, an excommunicated Mormon historian in Salt Lake City, who years ago corresponded with the reclusive Brazilian writer. The motley trio sets off to discover his identity, and whether his fabled masterpiece - never published - actually exists. Did his inquiries into the true nature of the universe yield something so enormous that his mind was blown for good? In the second half, Wirkus gives us the lost masterpiece itself - the actual text of The Infinite Future, Salgado-MacKenzie's wonderfully weird magnum opus. The two stories merge in surprising and profound ways. Part science fiction, part academic satire, and part book-lover's quest, this wholly original novel captures the heady way that stories inform and mirror our lives. Audiobook Cast of Narrators: Contact: info@hotaudiobook.com

Hören Sie sich dieses volle Hörbuch kostenlos bei : https://hotaudiobook.com/free Titel: Einstein, Freud & Sgt. Pepper Autor: John Higgs Erzähler: Frank Arnold Format: Unabridged Spieldauer: 11 hrs and 58 mins Sprache: Deutsch Veröffentlichungsdatum: 01-12-18 Herausgeber: Der Audio Verlag Kategorien: Fiction, Humor Zusammenfassung: Kann man Einsteins Relativitätstheorie anhand eines fallenden Würstchens erklären? Ja, und auch die Quantenphysik anhand eines Boxkampfes zwischen Putin und einem Känguru. Intelligent wie komisch führt Higgs den Hörer durch das aufregende 20. Jahrhundert. Er verrät, was Scientology und Satanismus mit dem amerikanischen Raumfahrtprogramm zu tun haben, warum die Beatles und die Rolling Stones nie zusammen Drogen genommen hätten, und geht der Frage nach, ob ein Schmetterling in Tokio einen Tornado in Texas auslösen kann. Ein Hörbuch wie ein Trip - ungekürzt gelesen von Frank Arnold. ©2018 Insel Verlag (P)2018 DAV Kontakt: info@hotaudiobook.com

Listen to full audiobooks for free on : https://hotaudiobook.com/free Title: Tales from Behind the Counter Author: Jessica Samuels Narrator: Mikala Thompson Format: Unabridged Length: 5 hrs and 43 mins Language: English Release date: 01-12-18 Publisher: The Writing Dreamer Genres: Fiction, Humor Summary: If you think the customer is always right, you've never worked at a place like Kyle's before. Angeline has seen it all - crazy, stupid, and even mean. For the last five years, customers have tormented her daily in over five departments at her workplace, Kyle's General Store. In one chapter, she gives advice on surviving retail and shares her biggest pet peeves in the departments she has worked in. Join Angeline down memory lane as she tells her stories about crazy customers and the downright stupid questions they ask. Contact: info@hotaudiobook.com

Hören Sie sich dieses volle Hörbuch kostenlos bei : https://hotaudiobook.com/free Titel: Wer nicht vögeln will, muss fliegen: Ausschnitt einer Live-Lesung (Pickpocket Edition) Autor: Jockel Tschiersch Erzähler: Jockel Tschiersch, Katharina Spiering Format: Abridged Spieldauer: 20 mins Sprache: Deutsch Veröffentlichungsdatum: 01-12-18 Herausgeber: hoerbuchedition words and music Kategorien: Fiction, Humor Zusammenfassung: "Wer nicht vögeln will, muss fliegen" - ein ironischer, komischer und stellenweise auch deftiger Text über die Banalisierung der Sexualität und die Wirren vorsätzlicher Erotik - und zugleich handelt es sich hierbei um einen Berlin-Krimi der Extraklasse: gemein, knackig und voller Witz. Der Kabarettist, Autor und Schauspieler Jockel Tschiersch und die Schauspielerin Katharina Spiering unternehmen zusammen einen mörderisch witzigen Anschlag auf Zwerchfell und guten Geschmack. Die Reihe "Pickpocket Edition" wurde vom Verlag kreiert, um Mini-Hörbücher in hochwertiger Qualität von bekannten Autoren aus aller Welt für den kleinen Geldbeutel anzubieten. Es wird spannende Unterhaltung geboten, die nicht viel mehr kostet, als ein großer Latte macchiato in einem Straßen-Café. Hör-Genuss pur für den kurzen Moment der Entschleunigung im Alltag, interpretiert von bekannten Stimmen aus Film- und Fernsehen und der Hörbuchwelt. Copyright Titelfoto: Joachim Gern ©2018 hoerbuchedition words and music (P)2018 hoerbuchedition words and music Kontakt: info@hotaudiobook.com

Listen to full audiobooks for free on : https://hotaudiobook.com/free Title: Poggibonsi: An Italian Misadventure Author: Dan Alatorre Narrator: Kimberly Loftus Format: Unabridged Length: 10 hrs and 29 mins Language: English Release date: 01-12-18 Publisher: Savvy Stories Genres: Fiction, Humor Summary: When family man Mike Torino lands a project in Italy, home of naked art, Valentino, and taxi-crashing yoga pants, he brings along his wife, hoping to rekindle their marriage. But romance gets derailed by head colds, constant bickering, and assaults from ankle-breaking cobblestone streets. Their daughter develops a gelato addiction. Mike's Italian partner has a coronary. And as for amore...Mattie tells Mike to handle things himself - and storms back to America. Mike is trapped. Leaving Italy will blow a promotion; staying might cost him his wife and family. While reeling from Mattie's frantic departure, a replacement liaison is assigned - a top-notch, beautiful young Italian woman who is instantly smitten with Mike and determined to reveal the passions of her homeland - whether he wants to see them or not! Normally immune, Mike is tempted - but is headstrong, voluptuous Julietta worth the risk? Contact: info@hotaudiobook.com

Hören Sie sich dieses volle Hörbuch kostenlos bei : https://hotaudiobook.com/free Titel: Mit allem Pipapo (Rainer Unsinn) Autor: Stefan Wichmann Erzähler: Stefan Wichmann Format: Abridged Spieldauer: 2 hrs and 54 mins Sprache: Deutsch Veröffentlichungsdatum: 01-12-18 Herausgeber: GD Publishing Kategorien: Fiction, Humor Zusammenfassung: Die Reihe "Rainer Unsinn" handelt von dem etwas tollpatschigen Rainer, der gegen seine cholerische Ader ankämpft und der von Fettnäpfchen zu Fettnäpfchen taumelt. Die Geschichte rund um die ausgedachte Person Rainer Unsinn ist für Jung und Alt geschrieben. Rainer bewarb sich erfolgreich um eine neue Stelle und fiebert der Einladung zum Vorstellungstermin gespannt entgegen. Den Job muss er einfach haben! Doch es gibt einen Gegenspieler, der ebenso kämpft... und das ist nicht alles! Ausgerechnet jetzt muss er zwei Tage ohne seine Frau meistern. Und das bedeutet: Er muss sich um seine Familie kümmern und um den Hund. Nebenbei stellt sich ihm so manche Widrigkeiten entgegen, die es gilt zu umschiffen. Aber Rainer gibt nicht auf und kämpft sich tapfer durchs Leben. Dabei darf er auch seinen Freund Kai Nelust nicht vergessen, beziehungsweise dessen Blumen, die er vertretungsweise pflegen soll. Was ihm dabei geschieht, sei kurz erzählt, auch wenn diese Zusatzepisode selbst nicht im Hörbuch enthalten ist: "Jetzt noch schnell die Blume auf dem Balkon gießen", japste ich außer Atem. Ich riss die Tür auf. Hastig zerrte ich an der überfüllten 10 Liter Gießkanne und hievte sie mit Schwung Richtung Blumentopf. 'Pling', machte es und ich wusste sofort, dass die Wucht der Kanne ausreichte, den Topf hinunterzustoßen. Ich ließ die Kanne los und warf mich hinterher, doch die Tonschale war schon weg. Meine Hand griff ins Leere. Mir blieb nur, dem sich rasch entschwindenden Blumentopf hinterherzustarren. Schnell zog ich den Kopf zurück. "Sollte ich über die Brüstung schauen, ob jemand erschlagen da unten lag oder lieber nicht? Ich war hier nur zu Besuch! Der Urlaubsblumengießer sozusagen! Sollte ich einfach verschwinden? Keiner würde mich je erwischen. Auf der anderen Seite fehlte jetzt eine Balkonblume. Aber merkte das jemand?" Durchstehen Sie mit Rainer das Abenteuer, zwei Tage allein auf sich gestellt zu sein und alles richtig machen zu wollen! ©2017 Stefan Wichmann (P)2017 Stefan Wichmann Kontakt: info@hotaudiobook.com

Listen to full audiobooks for free on : https://hotaudiobook.com/free Title: The Goji Berry Galaxy Author: David L. Baer Narrator: Steve White Format: Unabridged Length: 1 hr and 4 mins Language: English Release date: 01-10-18 Publisher: David Baer Genres: Fiction, Humor Summary: The darkest day is upon us; nearly all our heroes have fallen to the hands of Mecha Hotdog Man and Master Mizuna's diabolical computer. Now, the survivors must travel to the strange Goji Berry Galaxy and uncover the mystical sea salt scrolls; only then can they bring back their friends to this dimension. But along the way, they must encounter the dreaded space pirate, Captain Corncob! Contact: info@hotaudiobook.com

Listen to full audiobooks for free on : https://hotaudiobook.com/free Title: Sawyer Beckett's Baby Mama Drama Guide for Dummies Author: S.E. Hall Narrator: Phillip Church Format: Unabridged Length: 21 mins Language: English Release date: 01-09-18 Publisher: Audible Studios Genres: Fiction, Humor Summary: After going through pregnancy at her side, listening to all the mumbo-jumbo jargon strangers in white coats spewed at me, just to have my woman do the exact opposite the minute we left their office - I decided to help my fellow man. In a language we actually speak. If you've got a Baby Mama, pick up this short, simple guide and thank me later. Contact: info@hotaudiobook.com