WRESTLING SOUP

Roman still vanishes when his family needs himSolo’s Matrix shirt is peak 2003 energyTriple H is eating shit sandwiches againCrown Jewel is still on despite the missilesPenta opened Raw, Jevon is in everythingBron’s spear on Jevon looked decentCarmelo Hayes is now repping the BayUsos vs 962 belonged on the PPVRefs got character time that will go nowhereRoxanne still isn’t a believable heelChad Gable and Rey Fenix was the best matchOba is just recycling old Rock promosBird Girl and Bayley was dinner theaterMain Event is moving to Rumble nowBecome a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/wrestling-soup--1425249/support.

Vegas matches started with tiny, sleepy crowdsNikkita-Callie opener was punch-kick and flatCam-Harlem match woke the room upHarlem is basically just his dadMixed tag was the best thing they didCallie got the NXT call-up on cameraHalf the cast already had contracts anywaySeason three format was worse than the first twoReleases killed the suspense and the ratingsID program works for some, not mostThey should just make a kids wrestling showLUFISTOYouTube: @LuFistoOfficialFacebook: facebook.com/LuFistoInstagram: @LuFisto_arts_and_prowrestlingX: @LuFistoUpcoming documentary: lufistodoc.comJEFF LIPPMANYouTube: @GardenofThoughtpodFacebook: Jeffrey LippmanX: @Dos_EvilBecome a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/wrestling-soup--1425249/support.

Roman-LA Knight opener was actually pretty goodCrowd finally treated Roman like the heelClean finish deflated everyone, commentary still simpedLA Knight is just the company’s whipping boyWomen’s ladder match was a green car crashTiffany nearly killed herself on the first bumpRoxy’s sadist laugh was the only heel sparkTiffany wins the briefcase, story goes nowhereOba-Bronson was solid, Bronson made Oba look hugeOba is just being built for Roman or BrockLiv takes the title, Stephanie and Becky cooledPenta wins the men’s briefcase in Oompa Loompa gearPunk got booed, Owens got ignoredBron’s dog-eat gear and ambulance spot scared everyoneRoman’s not going to Saudi, everyone else isBecome a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/wrestling-soup--1425249/support.

Raw was a snoozer heading into Money in the BankJada talks better than dull Royce KeysOakland faction dies by WrestleMania, maybe under LA KnightEthan Page is settling in as a jobberStephanie, Liv, and Becky have all cooled offHeels make up, babyfaces just ratfuck each otherSmackDown isn’t important enough for one PPV matchRoxanne is the safest women’s briefcase pickPunk or Owens wins, Penta already lost cleanBron Breakker still asks Heyman if he’s a good boyOba beats Bronson, Roman wins and goes homeCrown Jewel ignores the war-zone travel warningCody started the tribalism he now complains aboutNecro Butcher got a legends deal, then embarrassed themBecome a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/wrestling-soup--1425249/support.

Schiavone held the PAC tribute show togetherMiddle age makes surprise deaths feel closerAlexa Bliss simps ignored the pee storyWWE counterprogramming grief still won’t dieDrake Maye hate is mostly Patriots spiteBruins ownership refuses the changes other teams madeTaylor’s MSG wedding was pure cornball kayfabeDavey Richards ego killed a real paydayLow Ki talked himself out of the moneyAEW’s whoa spots stopped working years agoAlex Jones slipped the mask on Candace OwensBecome a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/wrestling-soup--1425249/support.