The Baller Lifestyle

Episode 593: “Jesus, Take the Yoke” Welcome back to The Baller Lifestyle Podcast with Brian Beckner and Ed Daly. In this episode, the guys cover the week’s weirdest headlines, sports scandals, celebrity drama, and plenty of listener interaction. From small-plane tragedies to stone-skipping controversies, no topic is off-limits. Highlights from This Episode: 🎓 Brian reflects on his Costa Mesa High School class of 1993 and a rally chant that hasn’t aged well. 🎮 Trying to decode “terminally online” slang, groipers, incels, and why Congress is too old to understand any of it. ✈️ The tragic death of songwriter Brett James (“Jesus, Take the Wheel”) in a small-plane crash sparks a PSA: stop flying private planes. 🏈 The sudden death scare of coach Sean Clark, stability updates, and football’s never-ending search for the next man up. 🌊 The World Stone Skipping Championship scandal—yes, competitors were allegedly juicing their rocks. 💪 A 58-year-old college football player suits up—sparking debates on eligibility, athleticism, and whether Brian should declare for the NFL draft. 💃 The guys profess their undying admiration for Olympic breakdancer Ray Gun, with a very NSFW tangent. 💍 Cardi B’s surprise pregnancy announcement with NFL star Stefon Diggs collides with another messy paternity suit. 🥊 Adrian Broner kicked off a podcast for refusing to stop hitting on the co-host. ⚾ The Milwaukee Brewers invoke “the late Bob Uecker” in a pep talk, only for it to be… written by their manager. 📺 Listener emails cover everything from streaming-show flashback confusion, old sitcoms like The Hogan Family, and a legendary voicemail from Brian’s junior high girlfriend. 🧴 Brian and Ed revisit youthful masturbation mishaps involving Pert Plus, conditioner, and olive oil. 🍦 Ben & Jerry’s co-founder clashes with Unilever, sparking a debate about corporate greed and over-engineered ice cream flavors. 🪦 Meek Mill can’t find his father’s body in a Philadelphia cemetery—and may sue. 🛫 A skull is discovered at Tampa airport, which is exactly as Florida as it sounds. Listener Interaction: Voicemails about Drea de Matteo, Brian’s workout vest, and blocking listeners on Instagram. Emails calling out Brian’s self-esteem, Ed’s toe troubles, and political hot takes. Shoutouts to Super Lee, Darb in OC, GFish, and Parade for keeping the mailbag spicy. Support the Show: 👉 Subscribe to our bonus content on Patreon: patreon.com/theballerlifestylepodcast👉 Leave us a voicemail: 949-464-TBLS👉 Email: mailbag@theballerlifestyle.com Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The Baller Lifestyle Podcast – Episode 592 Title: Tooth in the Eye, Jet Ski Rescues & Kiss My Grits Episode Summary Brian and Ed return for a “tight 45” that stretches into a fast-moving, hilarious ride through sports, scandals, celebrity deaths, and wild news stories. From Patrick Mahomes’ questionable sportsmanship to Charlie Kirk’s ironic demise, Ricky Hatton’s shocking passing, and Flo from Alice leaving us, the guys cover it all. They also dive into Joey Chestnut’s Impossible Nugget stunt, Don Majkowski’s barroom antics, Greg Louganis selling his medals, Kawhi Leonard’s absurd demands, and listener emails that take them into bike mileage, shower suds strategies, and medical mysteries. Non-sports news brings even more absurdity: a blind man regains sight with a tooth in his eye, a cruise passenger tries to skip a $16k gambling debt by jumping ship, a nine-year-old neurosurgeon-in-training, and Oliver North marrying his document-shredding secretary decades later. As always, the banter is sharp, irreverent, and wildly funny. Highlights & Topics NFL Chaos: Patrick Mahomes’ shady sideline hit, Chiefs start 0–2, and the ethics of Friday night games. Bonus Bri: Hulk Hogan’s surprisingly low net worth, fitness chats with Fan Fan, and body scan updates. RIP Section: Charlie Kirk’s ironic death Ricky Hatton, boxing legend gone too soon Polly Holliday (“Flo” from Alice / Gremlins) Sports Oddities: Joey Chestnut downs 275 Impossible Nuggets at a Giants game Don Majkowski (the “Magic Man”) accused of choking a bartender Greg Louganis sells his gold medals, heads to Panama Kawhi Leonard’s uncle’s wild demands on the Raptors Listener Mailbag: Ed’s biking mileage & hatred of toes Strategic “dick suds reserves” in the shower Medical Q&A possibilities with Dr. Zonka Cruz Non-Sports Weirdness: Blind man sees again after tooth implanted in his eye Cruise passenger jumps ship over $16k gambling debt—rescued by jet ski Nine-year-old studying to be a neurosurgeon Oliver North marries his secretary, Fawn Hall, 40 years after Iran-Contra Links & Support Patreon: patreon.com/TheBallerLifestylePodcast — Bonus Bri episodes, exclusive content, and more. Email: mailbag@theballerlifestyle.com After Show: Hosted by Ben906 on YouTube every Friday night. Outro Brian and Ed may have promised a quick one, but Episode 592 delivers a full-speed blast of laughs, sports, scandals, and insane human behavior—exactly what The Baller Lifestyle Podcast does best. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

TBLS EP 591 Introduction and show info (0:00) The hosts, Brian Beckner and Ed Daily, introduce themselves and the show, noting that it's episode 591 and "seems like just yesterday we did 500." They confirm that the show is likely to end on December 31st of this year. They also provide contact information: "mailbag at the baller lifestyle.com" for emails, a phone number for voicemails, and a reminder to subscribe to their Patreon for bonus content. Michigan Football and Biff Pogge (1:05) The hosts discuss the suspension of Michigan's coach, which they assume is related to the "whole Connor Stallions thing." They are surprised to learn that Biff Pogge is the interim coach for the next two games, recalling him from a previous podcast episode and describing him as a "blast from our past." A discussion of past podcasts (3:08) The hosts lament never getting around to doing their NFL preview for the season. They reflect on the increasing shortness of their shows and joke about the pre-show routine involving Brian eating half a watermelon, which he says "is my pre-show snack ritual." People who died this week (4:23) The hosts list several people who have recently passed away: Cigar Kundu (4:23), a 22-year-old YouTuber from Bangladesh who died after slipping and falling into a waterfall. Ken Dryden (6:08), a "six-time Stanley Cup-winning goaltender" for the Montreal Canadiens. Davey Johnson (6:52), "the 86 Mets manager." George Raveling (7:48), a Hall of Fame basketball coach who famously secured the original copy of Martin Luther King Jr.'s "I Have a Dream" speech, which is now on display in a museum. Graham Green (9:05), an actor known for his role in Dances with Wolves. Sports stories (11:25) The hosts discuss a series of bizarre sports events: A Missouri fan at the Kansas game "just kinda walks onto the field and kicks a field goal at the Kansas sideline" out of spite. A Phillies fan who loudly demanded a home run ball from a man and his son, which Brian describes as "a disgusting example of fandom." The controversy surrounding Laura Rutledge's "burner account" on X (formerly Twitter), which she allegedly used to "defend her husband." Miscellaneous topics (16:35) They talk about James Dolan, the New York Knicks owner, who allegedly "digitally edited his own face onto a munchkin in a Wizard of Oz show" for the Sphere. They also mention a story about the Clippers getting a "ridiculous tree-planting donation that's tied to their salary cap," which they joke is a "weird, weird scandal." Voicemails (20:30) They attempt to play listener voicemails but are hampered by technical difficulties. Brian notes, "The voicemails are not working, which they never do." Ed also gives an update on his injured toe, saying he had to "pop it back in" after it was dislocated. More voicemails and a Christmas mug (23:05) They successfully play voicemails from "Katie Shady" and "LSU." Brian shares a story about seeing a man "drinking from a Christmas mug in September." Conclusion (25:07) The hosts wrap up the episode. Ed brings up his "half birthday," which is coming up this week on September 11th. Brian thanks the listeners and signs off, stating, "My name is Brian Beckner. This has been episode number 591 of the Ball Lifestyle podcast. We will see you next week. Goodbye." Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The Baller Lifestyle Podcast – Episode 590 Title: Labor Day Chaos, Sopranos Sightings & Orgy Dome Disasters Episode Summary Brian Beckner and Ed Daly clock in on Labor Day to bring you another hilarious and unpredictable ride through sports, pop culture, and the strangest headlines you’ll hear all week. From security guards on power trips to Korn concert weirdos, celebrity run-ins, and Burning Man madness, this one’s got everything. Topics Covered in This Episode 🛡️ Concert Mayhem: A seizure scare at a System of a Down/Korn show reveals just how useless security guards can be. 📺 Sopranos Star IRL: Brian runs into Adriana La Cerva herself, Drea de Matteo, who looks even better than she did on HBO. ⚰️ In Memoriam: Remembering NBA exec Caroline Klein, gone far too soon at 40. 🎾 Tennis World Drama: A Polish CEO steals a kid’s hat at the US Open and proudly doubles down. Stefanos Tsitsipas melts down over underhand serves. Casper Ruud complains about New York smelling like weed. 🏈 Football Returns: College kickoffs, a fake Devin Hester Jr., and Le’Veon Bell skipping games to go bowling. ⚾ Sports Rants: Dodgers roster moves, Max Muncy love, and the art of knowing when to let players go. 🤯 WTF News Stories: Guy caught masturbating at a Korn show gets ear-punched. Jeffrey Dean Morgan has to deny a bizarre “20 times a week” rumor. Burning Man’s infamous Orgy Dome destroyed by dust storms. Will Smith accused of filling concert crowds with AI. Grandpa busted for drugging grandkids’ Dairy Queen Blizzards with MDMA and cocaine. 🍦 Blizzard Debates: The guys settle which Dairy Queen Blizzard mix-in reigns supreme (spoiler: Heath Bar). Support the Show 👉 Get bonus episodes and ad-free content: patreon.com/TheBallerLifestylePodcast Stay Connected 🌐 theballerlifestyle.com 📧 Email: mailbag@theballerlifestyle.com 📲 Twitter/X: @BrianBeckner | @EdDaly Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Episode 589: Team Confusion We’re back with another wild ride from The Baller Lifestyle Podcast! Brian and Ed return to cover everything from logo outrage to NFL fights, celebrity scandals, bizarre deaths, and, yes—flying dildos. This Week We Discuss: 🥞 Team Confusion — Why are people mad about the Cracker Barrel logo? 💪 Jeffrey Dean Morgan — Internet sleuths say he’s… a little too active. 🪦 RIP Roundup — From Sopranos’ Jerry Adler to Secretariat’s jockey, plus a not-so-sad goodbye to Focus on the Family founder James Dobson. 🏈 Sports Corner — Deion’s son blows his NFL shot, the Bengals keep it cheap, dildo tosses return to stadiums, and Shiloh Sanders’ short-lived moment. 🥖 “Get Your Baps Out” — A rugby player pays dearly for one unfortunate comment. 🎬 Pop Culture Chaos — Norman Reedus’ son Mingus in trouble, the Burbank Butt Sniffer strikes again, Connie Chung once hooked up with Warren Beatty, and Lil Nas X goes full Naked Cowboy on Sunset. 🎶 Music Mayhem — Maroon 5 bassist accused of sexting teens, Gloria Estefan rumors about a secret tunnel with Diddy, and Maury Povich clowning his own marriage. 💀 Hulk Hogan’s Death — Was it malpractice? Plus: Listener emails & voicemails (Star Wars and more) NFL allegiances, Bengals gear, and Brian’s search for a new team Why “jizzle” is not the best name for a college athlete 📬 Mailbag: mailbag@theballerlifestyle.com 📞 Voicemail: 949-464-TBLS (8257) 🎥 Patreon Bonus Content & Video: patreon.com/TheBallerLifestylePodcast Follow, rate & review to support the show. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The Baller Lifestyle Podcast – Episode 588 From TheBallerLifestyle.com, it’s The Baller Lifestyle Podcast with Brian Beckner and Ed Daly. This week, Brian returns from dropping his son off at Berkeley — only to get caught in a Tesla fire–induced freeway shutdown that left him stranded for hours. Ed continues to deal with a brutal toenail injury (and wonders if balls can get herpes), while both hosts rant about Cybertrucks, Magic Mountain, and Trader Joe’s chocolate peanut butter cups. They also cover celebrity deaths, wild news stories, and the latest from sports and pop culture — all with their signature humor. Highlights from Episode 588: Technical Meltdown – Brian nearly can’t access the show email right before recording. Ed’s Bloody Sock – An injured toe, a dying nail, and the looming cost of a podiatrist. The Berkeley Drop-Off – Brian’s fatherly milestone derailed by a Tesla car-carrier fire on I-5. Cybertruck Sightings – Why Ed gives every Cybertruck the finger (including at Trader Joe’s). RIP Segment – Remembering Terrence Stamp, LA restaurateur Dan Tana, soap actor Tristan Rogers, Colin Fox, and more. Sports Talk Kevin Sorbo quits the Vikings over male cheerleaders. Greg Olsen’s awkward “nickname” slips on-air. Tom Brady in the booth vs. Greg Olsen. China’s terrifying Robotics Olympics. Ads & Voicemails – ZipRecruiter spot, Manuel’s ongoing saga, and Brad from NY’s idea for a “gay segment” jingle. Non-Sports Weirdness World’s largest penis causes a man to break his arm in the shower. Couple dies having sex in a car that rolls off a cliff in Brazil. Neil Young quits Facebook over AI “sensual chats with children.” Kelly Clarkson’s ex, Brandon Blackstock, dies — leaving behind a messy fortune and scandal. Links & Support: 💌 Email: mailbag@theballerlifestyle.com 📞 Voicemail: 949-464-TBLS 🎧 Bonus content + extras: Patreon.com/TheBallerLifestylePodcast Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The Baller Lifestyle Podcast – Ep. 587 Title: Billion-Dollar Bond Girls, RIPs, and Dildos at the WNBA Summary:Brian Beckner and Ed Daly are back with a packed episode covering everything from Jeff Bezos’ rumored plan to cast fiancée Lauren Sanchez in the James Bond franchise to RIPs for cultural figures and athletes. They break down Hollywood ego purchases, bizarre casting choices, the tangled rights history of 007, and the economics of ego. Plus: a new horror movie review, celebrity net worth guessing, Deion Sanders’ questionable parenting, Mariano Rivera’s unfortunate Old-Timers Day injury, the crypto-bro dildo conspiracy in the WNBA, and listener voicemails. As always—unfiltered, hilarious, and occasionally informative. Topics & Timestamps: 0:00 – Patreon RSS feed issues & shoutouts 5:00 – Jeff Bezos’ James Bond buyout and Lauren Sanchez controversy 16:45 – The Broccoli family, Barbara Broccoli’s power move, and “The Grocer” nickname 27:30 – Weapons movie review (Julia Garner, Josh Brolin) 31:20 – RIP segment: Jim Lovell, Lena Bina, Kelly Mack, and more 52:00 – TV shows that overstayed their welcome (Ozark, Walking Dead, The Leftovers) 1:01:00 – How F***ing Rich Is This Guy? – Norman Reedus edition 1:12:00 – Sports: Crypto-bro dildo conspiracy at WNBA games, Deion Sanders rejects son’s jersey gift, Mariano Rivera Achilles tear, John Cena’s hair transplant, Mo Salah glow-up 1:42:00 – Listener voicemail: bowling’s two-handed scourge 1:46:00 – Email bag: NFL RedZone to ESPN, pet donations at the zoo, funniest Onion headlines 2:04:00 – Bonus Patreon: Dean Cain joins ICE, Tommy Lee’s shower habits, and more celebrity absurdities Links & Mentions: Patreon: patreon.com/TheBallerLifestylePodcast Follow Brian on Instagram for show updates and behind-the-scenes content Movie Rec: Weapons (2024) Support the Show: Subscribe on Apple Podcasts & leave a 5-star review Share with friends who love pop culture, sports, and irreverent comedy Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Episode 586: Dildos, Dead & Co., and Dead Toes Brian Beckner and Ed Daly are back with laughs, rants, and righteous indignation. Brian recaps his chaotic San Francisco weekend—from chilling fog and Dead & Company to getting snubbed by a Waymo and Uber driver—while Ed explains how he broke his toe thanks to a rogue scooter. Plus, dildos fly at a WNBA game, Congress freaks out over a stock trading ban, and the proper way to take a shower is debated at length. 📩 Send us a voicemail: 949-464-TBLS (8257)📧 Email: mailbag@theballerlifestyle.com🔒 Subscribe for bonus content: patreon.com/TheBallerLifestylePodcast ⏱️ Timestamps: (00:00) - Welcome / Back from San Francisco / Broken toe stories(08:05) - San Francisco recap: beauty, fog, Waymo ride, Uber discrimination(16:45) - Dead & Company live show / Broke Down Palace lasts forever(20:12) - Listener birthday shout-out: Brad in New York(21:20) - RIP Roundup: Ryne Sandberg, Lonnie Anderson, Paul Mario, Aeon Abutbol(33:55) - Baseball nostalgia and the analytics revolution(37:30) - Shower talk: technique, direction, conditioner in the ear(43:50) - Listener voicemail: David Bray on back-to-water animals(47:15) - San Francisco snacks: “It’s It” ice cream sandwich review(49:40) - Listener voicemail: Steve from H-Town on audio quality(52:00) - Not Sports Report intro(52:30) - Trump’s bizarre Sidney Sweeney “jeans” post(56:10) - 76-year-old great-grandmother pregnant: gross(58:20) - Pamela Anderson vs. Sly Stallone’s Porsche offer(1:01:50) - Tom Brady criticizes Scotty Scheffler’s family-first values(1:04:45) - CTE shooter targets NFL HQ, misses(1:08:30) - Neil McDonough refuses to kiss onscreen(1:10:55) - Reba McEntire is everywhere now(1:12:00) - Sign-off / Thanks for listening 💀 RIP: Ryne Sandberg, Lonnie Anderson, Paul Mario (OG Iron Maiden singer), Aeon Abutbol (Dark Knight actor)🎧 Shout-out to Los Lobos🚫 Disrespect to Britney the Uber driver🧼 Showering: Face the water, people💬 Voicemails: Keep ‘em coming 📣 Follow, rate, and review the show!🔒 Get bonus episodes every week at: patreon.com/TheBallerLifestylePodcast Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

🎙 The Baller Lifestyle Podcast | Episode 585: "Project Pringle" Hosts: Brian Beckner & Ed Daly Released: July 29, 2025 Support the show: Patreon.com/TheBallerLifestyle 🔥 Episode Summary: The boys are back with a jam-packed episode covering everything from absurd death rumors to the end of a heavy metal era. Brian and Ed dive deep into their shower routines, laugh at comedy sequels, and give heartfelt tributes to some true legends we lost this week. The show also welcomes another round of voicemails from loyal listeners, including a big birthday shoutout and the always insightful bowling updates from Ben 906. Later, they dig into bizarre headlines like butt sniffers on the loose, hot priests on Instagram, and Fat Joe’s diet soda habit. Buckle up—this one’s got something for everybody. 🕒 Episode Timestamps: (00:00) Intro & Patreon plug (02:30) Shower routine feedback: fancy soap & bar soap controversy (08:10) Comedy sequels that didn’t hit (Happy Gilmore 2, Anchorman 2, Coming 2 America) (14:20) 🎸 RIP segment: Musical satirist Tom Lehrer’s legendary 2 Chainz comment Ozzy Osbourne’s final show & legacy Terry “Hulk Hogan” Bollea dies—his union-busting, racism, and Pringles can Actor Rene Kirby from Shallow Hal Jazz legend Chuck Mangione ("Feels So Good") (41:00) 🧬 Trisha Paytas: Celebrity womb reincarnation theory (Ozzy, Queen Elizabeth, Pope Francis?) (47:30) 🏈 Sports Talk: JJ Watt crushes the 9-9-9 beer/hot dog challenge NFL’s Christian Wilkins accused of freaky behavior (tickling, oil checking, more) Chandler Jones/Vontaze Burfict, and how CTE might be a family issue Aaron Rodgers reveals “incredible” new wife “Brittany” (Is it a chatbot?) (1:12:00) 🤖 Manners with AI—how polite should we be? (1:15:00) 📞 Voicemail time: Ben 906’s birthday shoutout and bowling ball material science (urethanes!) Super Lee demands an apology (gets one) Telly Two Putts returns with ass fingering updates & Hulk Hogan dong archives Happy Gilmore sequel review (1:38:30) 💩 Pop culture & weird news: Vatican recruiting hot priests as influencers Serial butt sniffer caught (again!) in Burbank Chuck E. Cheese mascot arrested for credit card fraud Influencer swims through raw sewage in South Africa Fat Joe confesses to drinking 40 diet sodas a day (2:01:00) Outro, Patreon bonus tease, and music fade 🔊 Voicemail Line: Call us: (949) 464-TBLS Email: mailbag@theballerlifestyle.com 💬 Mentioned: 🧼 Brad in New York (sent Brian face soap) 🏌️‍♂️ JJ Watt vs. the 9-9-9 challenge 🐍 “Snake Farm” legacy deaths 🎷 Chuck Mangione’s "Feels So Good" ⚾ Christian Wilkins’ mysterious release 🤖 Brittany the chatbot wife theory 🎳 Bowling ball bans, two-handers, and oil patterns (shout out Ben 906) 📣 Patreon Shoutouts: Support the show and hear the extended Patreon-only segment at 👉 patreon.com/TheBallerLifestyle ⭐️ Leave a Review: If you enjoy the show, drop us a 5-star rating on Apple Podcasts or Spotify—and tell your friends. We're funny, we talk about Johnny Depp, and we're weirdly obsessed with balls. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Title:EP 584: Dick Soap and Dwarf Tossing Join us for: Brian’s exact showering process, down to how soap travels from groin to foot The ongoing saga of Patreon transition and pleas for support Celebrities who left us this week, including fake news about Theo Huxtable Golf photoshops and corporate grooming shame Buff Bagwell’s leg amputation and continued wrestling dreams Lamine Yamal’s birthday bash dwarf controversy Gwyneth’s scandalous confession about Ben Affleck Astronomer CEO gets busted cheating at a Coldplay show Listener voicemails (or the lack thereof) And a heartfelt farewell to the Steve Miller Band’s summer tour Patreon Bonus Segment:Stick around for the Patreon-only bonus show where the guys go even deeper on the astronomer Coldplay affair, romantic disasters, and a real-world teabag scandal. Also, hear Ed’s recap of a Wu-Tang concert and why Young Dirty Bastard might be onto something. 🛎 Subscribe to the Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/TheBallerLifestylePodcastAccess exclusive bonus content every week! Segments & Timestamps:00:00 - Intro / Patreon reminders04:30 - Shower routines unravel (and get uncomfortable)38:00 - Obituary round-up: From Theo to the oldest marathoner1:02:00 - Sports: Buff Bagwell, golf Photoshop drama, dwarf tossing1:22:00 - Voicemail drought & J-Stew Twitter updates1:35:00 - Patreon-Only Show begins:• Coldplay affair fallout• Teabagging confessions• Wu-Tang concert recap• MRI chain mishap• Steve Miller Band says goodbye? Contact the Show:📞 Leave a voicemail: (949) 464-TBLS📧 Email: mailbag@theballerlifestyle.com🌐 theballerlifestyle.com🐦 Twitter: @brianbeckner | @eddaly Subscribe, Rate & Review!Tell your friends. Tell your enemies. Tell your friends' enemies. Help us go exponential or we shut it down December 31, 2025. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

🧷 Topics Covered: 🎧 Listener PSA & Patreon Update Brian confronts the Patreon complaints head-on (with appropriate venom and humor). Private RSS feed finally fixed! Add bonus content to your Apple feed. 🧠 CTE, Pretentious Bands, and Words You Can’t Remember Decembrists: literary band or just annoying? Brian’s struggle to remember “pretentious” leads to a CTE digression. ☀️ Summer is the Worst Brian and Ed both rage against heat, humidity, and the false promise of summer. The lingering effects of Brian’s shingles and how sweat triggers trauma. 👵🏻 Older Women, Younger Men Dating app dynamics and Gen Z dudes chasing Gen X women. A deep dive into missed opportunities and sexy older classmates. 🪦 RIP Roundup: Who Died This Week? Luis Sharpe – Pro Bowl tackle and Arizona Cardinal OG. Lee Elia – Legendary Cubs manager and king of the profanity-laced rant. Frank Layden – Utah Jazz coach, 500 pounds of personality. Pettis Norman – Cowboys tight end and civil rights trailblazer. 💀 Classic Rant Flashback: Lee Elia Hear the unforgettable audio of Elia tearing Cubs fans a new one. 📣 Listener Feedback Notes from Brian’s friend: show’s too long, voicemails are bad, ads too random. Ed and Brian agree (and still do it anyway). 🖼️ Sports & Culture Drake tattoos over LeBron with SGA ink – why? Brian’s Jesus tattoo mistaken for Frida Kahlo. Aaron Rodgers refuses autograph – and he’s 100% right. Brady & Sofia Vergara: why this romance stings. Fencer fails doping test – panel blames a “kiss.” 🤺 Performance Enhancers in Weird Places Ostarine scandal: How a kiss can fail a drug test. Brian's theory about “dumbwaiter” entrances… ⚔️ Fight Night on the Golf Course Telly gets decked by former NHL enforcer. A Canadian classic: floral shirts, polite punches, and lake baptisms. 📞 Voicemails: Steve in H-Town gloats over Astros demolishing the Dodgers. Tribute to Michael Madsen – the king of subtle BDE. Manuel in Gardenia… is still Manuel in Gardenia. 🎵 Outro Song: "My Name Is Brian (The Other Guy Song)" – A loving nod to hetero life and cool rings. 📲 Stay Connected: Email: mailbag@theballerlifestyle.com Voicemail: 949-464-TBLS (8257) Patreon: patreon.com/TheBallerLifestylePodcast Instagram & X (Twitter): @BrianBeckner | @EdDalyComedy ⭐ Leave a Review: Love the show? Help others find it by leaving a 5-star review on Apple Podcasts or Spotify. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Episode Highlights: 0:00 – Aloha! Brian’s back and immediately jealous of Ed’s 4th of July hams beer. 4:00 – Yakov Smirnoff is expecting a baby at 74! Brian and Ed deep dive into the "accent phone theory" and Yakov’s Branson transformation. 16:12 – The long-awaited Air Bud and Air Bud 2 recap: turns out… Air Bud doesn’t even dunk? 21:55 – Shout-out to friend of the show David Bray – dealing with health stuff and still the GOAT. 25:10 – 🪦 Celebrity Obituaries: RIPs galore including Dave Parker (aka “The Cobra”), Rick Hurst, Rebecca Del Rio, Fred Smith (FedEx founder), Julian McMahon, Michael Madsen, and more. 59:10 – Deep dive into the tragic (and oddly sexy) final scenes of Cast Away — and yes, Tom Hanks definitely had sex with Wilson. 1:06:45 – Deshaun Watson as a mentor? 🤮 Shedeur Sanders may want to rethink that life decision. 1:10:35 – Malik Beasley and pro athletes gambling – the numbers don’t lie, but the throws do. 1:16:45 – Aaron Rodgers walks alone on the beach... again. Does his mystery wife exist? 1:20:22 – RyanCon! Ed shares stories from meeting pod legends Dolomite D and other “Ryans” at Coors Field. 1:23:30 – Listener voicemails: Sully is still eating lunch on that one plane crash, and David Bray goes off on tipflation and moving day etiquette. 1:33:12 – Jay Stewart verbally assaults Jose Altuve in person... with a paragraph. 1:36:42 – G-Fish breaks down the madness from JayStu's week on Twitter. 📰 In the Bonus Patreon Segment: NYC firefighters suspended for giving hot girls rides? We support the troops. Will Smith is rapping again… unfortunately. Diddy walks free: fans celebrate with baby oil... not a joke. Deshaun Watson is married now? Pray for her. Kelsey brothers are everywhere, and Brian is done with it. An Australian woman poisoned her in-laws with mushroom-laced Beef Wellington. Yes, really. 👉 Get this content and more bonus episodes at: Patreon.com/TheBallerLifestylePodcast 📬 Listener Email & Voicemail Line: Email: mailbag@theballerlifestyle.com Voicemail: (949) 464-TBLS 🎤 About the Hosts: Brian Beckner and Ed Daly deliver sports, pop culture, comedy, and irreverent hot takes weekly. From porn star obits to dissecting the downfall of NFL players via strip club gambling debts, no topic is off-limits. 🎧 Subscribe, Rate & Review! If you enjoy the show, leave us a 5-star rating and a review on Apple Podcasts to help other real ones find us.   Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

⏱ Timestamps & Topics: 00:00 – 🎙 IntroBrian welcomes listeners back and gives a shout-out to loyal audience members LSU Lala and Jay 1000 Steps after a recent in-person meetup. 04:40 – 🐕 Meeting Listeners IRL & Patreon GuiltBrian talks about meeting listeners who aren't Patreon subscribers, and why that’s totally fine (sort of). 07:30 – 🧬 Bonus Bri Recap: Fitness, Liver King, and Glucose MonitorsHighlights from a recent Patreon episode with Chad on training, nutrition, and the Liver King saga. 10:25 – 📍 Austin Meetup PlansBrian will be in Austin, TX the weekend of November 1—offering to hang with listeners (sober, thanks to 75 Hard). 12:35 – 🧠 75 Hard ReflectionsHow the challenge changed his habits, especially around alcohol and self-discipline. 15:10 – 🎬 Ed Daly Movie Explainer TeaseEd's back with another movie breakdown. This time: Air Bud 2: Golden Receiver. 17:50 – 🍑 Stone Fruits and Blood Sugar SpikesA deep dive into nectarines, peaches, and their impact on blood sugar levels while using a continuous glucose monitor. 23:15 – 🍦 Ice Cream Talk: Talenti, McConnell’s, and Dessert HierarchyRanking the best ice cream pints in stores, frustrations with Talenti lids, and nostalgia for premium dessert brands. 28:45 – 🛋 Facebook Marketplace Couch SagaBrian’s detailed story of selling and re-buying his beloved modular couch—and how he walked away from a sketchy Cybertruck-owning couple in a beach mansion. 40:05 – 😡 Beach Elites & Bad BuyersRant on inconsiderate rich people, gated communities, and cybertruck culture clash. 49:25 – 🛋️ Buying the Placeholder CouchBrian’s decision to get a temp couch and go custom in the long run. 50:20 – 🎭 Drake’s Abs & Rich People InsecurityIs Drake a rapper or a singer? Brian roasts Drake for allegedly getting fake ab implants—and muses on what true confidence should look like if you had $300 million. 57:15 – 💰 “How Fucking Rich Is This Guy?”: Drake EditionA musical and financial interlude on Drake’s wealth and lifestyle choices. 1:01:30 – 🍿 Ed Daly’s Movie Breakdown: Air Bud 2: Golden ReceiverEd calls in with a full plot summary and commentary on the absurdity of a dog playing junior high football. Highlights include: Josh’s puberty arc Russian circus villains The legality of canine receivers K-9 jersey number debate Wild football stunts Tim Conway cameo 1:28:50 – 📞 Voicemail from Katie ShadyLongtime fan Katie suggests Brian narrate The Grapes of Wrath audiobook in Elizabeth Holmes’ voice. Brian gives it a shot (hilariously). 1:33:30 – 📢 Support the ShowBrian closes with reminders to subscribe to Patreon, share the show, and follow on Instagram (@brianbeckner). Expresses frustration at never having his content shared despite hilarious effort. 💥 Support the Show:Get the full experience including Bonus Bri, movie explainers, and more by subscribing at:👉 Patreon.com/TheBallerLifestylePodcast 🎧 Follow on Instagram:@brianbeckner for clips, extras, and all things Baller. 📎 Keywords: comedy podcast, sports satire, Air Bud, Ed Daly, Drake abs, 75 Hard, stone fruits, cybertruck rant, liver king, couch story, fake abs, Talenti, football movies, Patreon content   Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This Week on the Show: 🐾 The Great Air Bud Lie: Did he actually dunk? Spoiler: No. 🎬 Ed Explains a Movie: Ed gives a play-by-play recap of Air Bud, complete with dog courtrooms, clown breakdowns, inexplicable basketball tryouts, and a subplot involving a clown dying of AIDS (??). 💩 Brian’s Colonoscopy Countdown: Brian bravely preps for his colonoscopy on-air while debating whether it’s safe to drink the laxative during the episode. 🎺 Trombone Trauma: Why being forced into band instead of basketball is child abuse. 🐶 Pet Hygiene Crimes: Giving a dog a bubble bath and then brushing its teeth with your mom’s toothbrush. 🧼 Mr. Noodle's Dark Arc: From Elmo's World to murderous birthday clown with a vendetta. 🏀 Basketball Realism Breakdown: Why middle school hoops has never, ever worked like this—coach firings, dog mascots scoring points, and the dreaded invisible ball practice. 🧒 Movie Tropes Ripped Apart: Dead test pilot dads, janitors who used to be Knicks players, and the magical law of “let the dog choose.” 🎖️ Lakers Talk: The Dodgers’ billionaire ownership takes over the Lakers, and Brian is ready to declare the LeBron era over. 🧢 Fashion Disasters: Eric Christmas and 1990s clownwear. 📺 Mandela Effect: Why you swear you saw Air Bud dunk, and why it never happened. 📌 Highlights & Callbacks: “He dunked on the poster. I saw him dunk.” “Golden Retrievers shed like a son of a bitch.” “There’s no rule a dog can’t play basketball—but there’s no rule against bayoneting someone either.” “The Lakers are back—Rob Pelinka and his leather jacket are not.” “He scored two points. The whole movie. And they made a franchise.” 🎧 Listen If You Like: R-rated MST3K for 90s kids movies Comedy meets sports nostalgia A grown man's colonoscopy journey Dogs, clowns, and basketball (in that order) Shitting jokes and solid satire 💬 Listener Call to Action: Love the show? Support us on Patreon for bonus content every week. Got a hot take or memory about Air Bud? Email or call us—we might play it on the air. 🎧 Subscribe, rate & review on Apple Podcasts! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

🎙 The Baller Lifestyle Podcast – Episode 579Title: The Death Toll MountsHosts: Brian Beckner & Ed DalySubscribe & Support: patreon.com/TheBallerLifestylePodcas 🧩 This Week's Topics: 🎥 Entertainment Talk Brian and Ed's thoughts on the offbeat movie Friendship (spoiler: cable guy vibes) Nicolas Cage’s latest oddball role in The Surfer Remembering Paul Reubens (Pee-wee Herman) and a review of his documentary A rundown of other bizarre movies and celeb moments 💀 RIP Roundup Brian Wilson of The Beach Boys and his tortured genius legacy Sly Stone, another musical legend gone at 82 Betsy Jochum, last surviving member of the AAGPBL (A League of Their Own) Sanjay Kapoor, billionaire bee-victim at a polo match Ananda Lewis (MTV VJ), Valerie Mahaffey, and others Surprisingly, Joey Chestnut is alive and returning to the Nathan’s hot dog contest 🏀 Sports & Headlines Tyler Herro thinks history before 1950 “isn’t real” Antonio Brown’s attempted murder charge and general downfall Joey Chestnut conspiracy: Is his name fake? Is this all a lie? Ed’s friend punished with eating 60 hot dogs in a week Ozempic is apparently making guys’ junk bigger? (Brian and Ed demand proof) The retirement of the “Sperminator” (father of 176 kids) Grammy backlash after Beyoncé wins a country award 📬 Listener Interaction Wild voicemails from Charles Kuralt’s illegitimate son, Telly Two Putts, and more Dark web cowboy boots and VHS tapes(?) Colonoscopy confessions Tipping etiquette for movers Listener questions about Matt Dillon, Matt Dillon’s list(?), and other chaos 🔗 Links & Extras: 💰 Support the show for bonus content: Patreon 💌 Email the show: mailbag@theballerlifestyle.com 📱 Voicemail: 949-464-TBLS Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen. Share with your friends, avoid eating 60 hot dogs in a week, and remember: history is real — even before 1950. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Due to completely foreseen circumstances Brian and Ed weren't able to record a new show this week, so please enjoy this classic episode accidentally recorded via laptop microphone back when Brian didn't know what he was doing. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

In This Episode Patreon Transition Update: The show is officially off RedCircle—Brian clears up confusion and shares how to access all premium content via Patreon. Ghosts of Hotel Rooms Past: Brian books a stay at the infamous Room 8 at the Joshua Tree Inn—the same room where Gram Parsons died—and lives to tell the tale. Weekly RIP Roundup: Loretta Swit (Hot Lips from MASH*) Jonathan Joss (King of the Hill) Ed Gale (the original Chucky actor) Peter Kwong (Big Trouble in Little China) Alf Clausen (longtime Simpsons composer) Mike “The Body Snatcher” McCallum (Jamaican boxer) Bernie Kerik (disgraced NYPD chief and Rudy’s 9/11 crony) Celebrity & Sports News: Pee-wee Herman documentary rave review Tim Robinson's “Friendship” movie analysis John Mellencamp vs. Pat McAfee: a Midwest culture clash Knicks fans, Pacers beef, and NBA playoffs drama Mary Lou Retton’s surprising DUI arrest Cardi B & Stefon Diggs go Instagram official—via backshots & twerking WTF of the Week: A woman sues her ex-boyfriend for farting in her face and giving her seven years of sinus infections Kid Cudi testifies about Diddy breaking into his home and unwrapping his Christmas presents out of revenge Turkey fines passengers for standing before the plane lands—because of hair plug tourists Sydney Sweeney is selling soap infused with her bathwater and somehow… we're okay with it. 🔥 Fan Favorites Return Tragic Celebrity Death Update Gross Story of the Week Voicemails & Listener Emails Couch Guest of the Week (spoiler: it’s not Cardi B—yet) 📌 Shoutouts & Reminders 💎 Join the real Patreon: patreon.com/theballerlifestylepodcastDon’t get tricked by the fake one! Look for the correct logo. 📧 Email: mailbag@theballerlifestyle.com ☎️ Voicemail: 949-464-TBLS (8257) 🛑 We're not on RedCircle anymore. Subscribe directly to the Patreon for bonus episodes and full-length extras. ⭐️ Review the Show Love the pod? Leave a 5-star review and help others discover The Baller Lifestyle Podcast. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The Baller Lifestyle Podcast – Episode 577: “Faygo Swamp and Applesauce Burgers” Aloha! Brian Beckner and Ed Daly return with Episode 577 of The Baller Lifestyle Podcast. This week, the guys go deep on: 🎙️ Programming Notes New bonus content lives at: patreon.com/TheBallerLifestylePodcast Red Circle is no more—unsubscribe and resubscribe in your app Voicemail: (949) 464-TBLS (8257) Email: mailbag@theballerlifestyle.com 💬 Topics This Week Remembering Pee-wee Herman and the golden age of limited TV options Live ICP concert cleanup reports—Faygo is a sticky menace Mexican Coke vs. blood sugar: Brian’s glucose monitor doesn’t lie RIP roundup: Jim Irsay, Duck Dynasty’s Phil Robertson, Clem Burke, Bruce Glover Aaron Hernandez’s alleged meeting room behavior—Gronk pleads the Fifth Is Bill Belichick really engaged to a 24-year-old? The long game strikes again Caitlin Clark vs. Angel Reese drama, RGIII’s wife makes an appearance Chiefsaholic's 32-year sentence and the wild laundering tactics he used Kim Kardashian’s “fake nipple piercing bra”: edgy or eye-roll? Texas bans THC products (and joy), Kodak Black admits to meth use ☎️ Listener Feedback Hair loss advice: What to do when the skin yarmulke sets in Astros cheating denial gets debunked—again Bonus: An email update on AlphaCon’s Jeremiah “The Bull” Evans 🔒 Patreon-Only Bonus Content Wild Diddy allegations, bizarre celebrity rumors, and more at👉 patreon.com/TheBallerLifestylePodcast Subscribe, rate, and share.Thanks for supporting the show—tell your friends, and we’ll see you next week. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week: 🎧 The show has officially moved from Red Circle to Patreon! Subscribe for bonus episodes and video content — all for $5/month. 🍿 Tom Segura’s new sketch show: Is it “I Think You Should Leave” meets Black Mirror? Ed gives his recommendation. 🏀 The Knicks are deep in the NBA Playoffs, and Ed was there! He breaks down the epic Game 6 win at Madison Square Garden and what it's like partying in the streets. ⚾ Orioles heartbreak: Ed copes with a surprisingly bad season by embracing baseball apathy. 🎭 RIP George Wendt (Norm from Cheers), Joe Don Baker (Fletch, Walking Tall), and director Robert Benton (Kramer vs. Kramer). 🎙 Diddy update: A federal trial reveals explosive allegations, including testimony from exotic dancer “The Punisher.” 🐍 Tom Hardy vs. Jeremy Renner: Who’s tougher? The guys discuss Hollywood masculinity and resilience. ✈️ Sully slander continues: Was it really a “miracle,” or is this pilot just a long-term freeloader? 🎮 Uno at the Met Gala? Pharrell hosted a bizarre after-party game night. 🧪 Exhibit destroys an Amsterdam hotel room on mushrooms. 💣 MLB’s Rafael Furcal charged with throwing a missile into a dwelling. 🍬 Diddy’s anatomy compared to... a large Tootsie Roll? 📬 Listener voicemails on driving in L.A., BTK birthday cards, and much more. 📢 Bonus content, including full non-sports segments, is available exclusively on Patreon: 👉 Patreon.com/TheBallerLifestyle 📩 Leave us a voicemail or email to be featured in future episodes! Follow the show: Twitter: @BallerLifestyle Instagram: @TheBallerLifestylePodcast Thanks for listening and supporting the show! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Diddy's Legal Mayhem: Cassie’s courtroom testimony paints an explicit picture of high-end orgies ("freak offs"), glistening participants, baby oil logistics, and urine-drenched hotel carpets. Suge Knight even makes a cameo. Rest In Peace Segment: 🐊 Morris the alligator from Happy Gilmore 🤼‍♂️ ECW/WWE wrestler Sabu ⚾️ Baseball great Chet Lemon Menendez Brothers Resentenced: Could Lyle and Erik end up court-side at a Knicks game again? Will Mark Jackson recreate that infamous trading card moment? Chiefs Superfan Gets 32 Years: Xavier “Chiefsaholic” Babudar is sentenced again for masked bank robbery. But what’s with all the wolf costumes? John Daly Update: Daily reports waking up is now “a win” as he battles health issues, Diet Coke, and continues to rock that old lesbian chic. NFL Schedule Drop: Why do people care so much? Michael Jordan Joins NBA on NBC: Get ready for MJ’s deadpan insights and eternal vendettas. Draymond Green’s Victim Complex: The NBA’s favorite ball-kicker claims there’s an agenda. (Spoiler: there probably isn’t.) Bill Belichick’s Pageant Love: Bill supports his 24-year-old girlfriend as she places runner-up in Miss Maine USA. Yes, really. Voicemails & Tributes: RIP to listener Kyle. Knicks playoff talk. Ed gets a toothpaste tube helper in the mail (he’s not impressed). 🤯 Non-Sports Madness: Halle Berry’s Lube Ad: Berry shills personal lubricant from bed, pre-coitus, while her boyfriend Van Hunt (remember him?) smolders nearby. You’re going to need a shower. Simon Cowell Asked to Judge Real-Life Sex: He declined. We feel weird just reading about it. Tom Hardy Health Update: The Mad Max star admits his condition "won’t get better" but he keeps filming through the pain. 🔗 Subscribe & Follow Website: theballerlifestyle.comNetwork: BLEAV.com Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.