Cirque Du Sirois

Our second annual Halloween Spooktacular with costumes! Spooky songs! Trivia Murder Parties! Timestamp 2026! Interactive games! And, Stone Cold beats everybody's ass, ALL NIGHT LONG!

Was Pat McAfee being a giant dumb P over the University of Utah's harmless social media bit, or is he just permanently exhausting? Did Dez Bryant feel morally justified in going full road-rage vigilante on a couple of teenagers who dared cut him off in traffic? And did the Cowboys actually turn a corner against the Eagles, or did they just beat up on a garbage Philly team and trick everybody into believing again?All that and the usual assortment of nonsense on this episode of Cirque Du Sirois.

Texas Monthly BBQ editor Daniel Vaughn joins us to talk the best BBQ joints in DFW and across Texas. We reveal the results of our free throw shooting experiment, complete with video from the gym. Plus, Luka Dončić and a Warriors rookie exchange words in the NBA season opener in a way we've never seen before.

Why did it take us this long to realize that our head coach is over his head? Also, 30 years of Jerry Jones trickle down culture has poisoned the organization and there's only one remedy. In the news, we meet the Watauga Banana Man, and we get a sneak peak at the Nathan Fielder documentary You Can See Everything. 

We assembled an all-time NFL dream team made up entirely of Texas-born players, and we're convinced they'd beat the living hell out of any team the other 49 states could put together. Plus, we play TimeStamp 20:26, the movie screenshot guessing game that's sweeping the nation. And finally, meet the Millennial Bonnie and Clyde. They're making headlines, but instead of knocking over banks and making off with bags of cash, these criminal masterminds are stealing... electric bikes. The American outlaw has officially hit rock bottom.