Highly Mentally Ill

This week, Ali and Xena light up and dive headfirst into the 2009 Fort Lauderdale Thanksgiving family murders — a story so wild it’ll make you rethink your next family dinner invite. Then things get extra spooky as they unpack the legend of the Dybbuk Box — the cursed wine cabinet that basically said, “let’s make haunted chic.” 👻💅Expect chaotic giggles, too many snacks, and deep (but slightly high) questions like: can you sage a murder weapon? Should you ever buy haunted furniture on eBay? Grab your bong and your bestie — it’s a hot mess of true crime and paranormal gossip you do not want to miss.

Join Ali and Xena as they light up and dive into the eerie legends of Alcatraz — from ghostly inmates to phantom guards still pacing the cell blocks. Then, buckle up as they switch gears into the harrowing true story of Elisabeth Fritzl, a woman who survived unthinkable horrors beneath her own home. It’s a chilling mix of the paranormal and the psychological, with the usual chaos, giggles, and half-baked theories you know and love.🎧 Expect: ghost stories, true crime tangents, and two best friends trying to keep it together while very, very high.

Grab your snacks and light one up — Ali and Xena are back in the hotbox of hilarity! This week, the besties spiral (in the best way) through the ups and downs of pet parenting — featuring one asthmatic cat, a couple of drama queen dogs, and zero sense of control. Then, they switch gears and get delightfully spooky with the wild case of Jason Shockley and the eerie chaos of the Enfield Poltergeist. It’s true crime meets supernatural nonsense, all filtered through the hazy lens of two high best friends trying their best to make sense of it all. Expect laughs, gasps, and at least one “wait, what were we talking about again?” moment.

Yeahhh… so about that “weekly” upload schedule 👀 We swear we had really good intentions (and maybe a few too many munchies). Thanks for being patient — we’re back, a little late but extra baked, and ready to catch up.Pack a bowl and buckle up, because Ali and Xena are diving deep into two wild stories this week — one historic, one horrifying. First up, they take a hazy trip to The Rock itself: Alcatraz. From legendary escape attempts to ghostly rumors, the girls unpack the eerie history of America’s most infamous island prison (and yes, there are plenty of ghost tangents). Then things get darker as they discuss the case of Alicia Kozakiewicz — a powerful, heartbreaking story that shines a light on online safety and survival. It’s a mix of chills, laughs, and the occasional “wait, what?!” moment — classic Ali and Xena chaos, with a side of true crime and weed-induced wisdom.

After a short (and very necessary) smoke break, Xena and Ali are finally back! The besties catch up on life — from Xena’s brand-new marriage (!!) to the chaos of trying to adult and keep a podcast alive. Then things take a turn from cozy to crime-y as they dive into the wild story of Jacob Hearn, a young guy whose life went completely off the rails. And just when you think it can’t get weirder, they unwrap the sticky-sweet details of Canada’s legendary Great Maple Syrup Heist (yes, it’s exactly what it sounds like). Expect laughs, deep thoughts, and just the right amount of high tangents — it’s classic Xena and Ali energy through and through.

What do nail polish, haunted houses, and true crime have in common? Weed. In this episode, Xena and Ali spark up and spiral (in the best way) from light-hearted chit-chat about nail colors and travel plans to the jaw-dropping survival story of Alison Botha — a South African badass who lived through a brutal attack and came out inspiring the world. Naturally, things get weirder (and higher) as they stumble into the haunted history of Greenwich Village’s “House of Death.” It’s laughs, gasps, and probably some snacks — because yes, they’re definitely high the whole time.

In this hazy deep-dive, your favorite high-functioning stoners take on two of the wildest and weirdest cases in North American true crime history. First up: the horrifying story of the Pickton Farm, where Canadian pig farmer Robert Pickton did things we honestly wish weed could make us forget. It's grim, it's gruesome, and somehow, we still manage to laugh through the horror (coping mechanism? Probably).Then we lighten the mood (kinda?) by unraveling the mystery of the Isabella Stewart Gardner Museum Heist, aka the biggest unsolved art theft in history. Who stole the art? Why did they leave that weird frame hanging? And would we notice if a Rembrandt was missing from our own living room?So spark up, settle in, and get ready for a rollercoaster of murder, mystery, and museum-grade confusion. 🐷🎨💨Warning: This episode contains dark content, dumb jokes, and a lot of “Wait… WHAT?” moments.

On this episode of Highly Mentally Ill, your favorite high-functioning, highly medicated, and definitely a little bit stoned hosts are back with two wild stories that’ll leave you questioning reality (and maybe your own identity).First up, we dive into the mind-bending case of Kimaya Mobley—kidnapped as a newborn and raised by her abductor for 18 years without ever knowing the truth. It's like The Truman Show meets Dateline, and yes, we were very high while processing all of it.Then, we take a left turn into the reincarnation rabbit hole with the story of Barbro Karlen, who claimed from a young age that she was actually Anne Frank. Is it delusion? Past life memory? Or just another Tuesday on this podcast?Come for the true crime and strange history, stay for the chaotic tangents, munchies-fueled insights, and unfiltered mental health commentary.Trigger Warning: This episode contains discussion of kidnapping, identity trauma, and themes of psychological distress. Also, weed. Lots of weed.

Things get spooky and a little hazy in this week’s episode as your favorite stoned hosts take a wildly irreverent journey through two very different but equally bizarre stories from American history.First up: the tragic 1991 Luby’s Cafeteria massacre in Killeen, Texas—an event that shocked the nation and reshaped gun legislation. We try to stay respectful while unpacking the disturbing details... all while very high. Then, it’s onto something (slightly) lighter—the legendary case of the Greenbrier Ghost, the only ghost in U.S. history whose testimony helped solve a murder. Yep, a dead woman literally came back to snitch. We talk spectral justice, Appalachian folklore, and whether ghosts should be cross-examined in court.⚠️ Warning: This episode contains dark humor, paranormal nonsense, and THC-fueled digressions. Listener discretion (and snacks) advised.

In this week’s episode, your two favorite high-functioning stoners light up and spiral into some deeply chaotic true crime and history rabbit holes. We’re talking:🌿 A Rice University student who thought he was gonna be the next drug lord — until his fantasy turned into a real-life murder-for-hire gone tragically wrong. Like… bro. What??👻 Then we float over to the hella haunted SK Pierce Mansion, where rich Victorian ghosts apparently refuse to chill, and we’re pretty sure one of them is still mad about a bad haircut from 1892.🥬 And because we got the munchies and Googled too hard, we uncover the totally unhinged history of celery. Did you know it used to be a Victorian status symbol?? People were putting that leafy stalk in vases like it was a damn orchid.So grab your blunt, your emotional support snack, and join us for high thoughts, haunted mansions, true crime chaos, and celery slander.It’s weird. It’s spooky. It’s crime-y. It’s everything you didn’t know you needed. 💨👻🔪

Roll one up and vibe with us in Episode 14, where the munchies hit our curiosity hard. We kick things off with an unexpectedly passionate sesh about the magical land of TJ Maxx—where you go in for socks and come out questioning reality (and possibly holding a Buddha statue and a cheese board). It's retail therapy... on weed.Then, things get even hazier as we blaze through the high-flying mystery of D.B. Cooper—the dude who hijacked a plane, took the money, and dipped into legend like a true stoner Houdini. No trace, no clue... just vibes.And just when you think the trip’s over, we take a sparkly detour into the twisted tale of the Hope Diamond, aka the cursed rock with more drama than a reality show reunion. Is it haunted? Cursed? Or just misunderstood? Either way, it’s hella shiny.With giggles, deep thoughts, and the occasional "Wait, what were we talking about?"—this episode is a lit mix of mystery, history, and Maxxinista madness.

Join us as we explore the harrowing story of the Ant Hill Kids, a notorious cult led by a self-proclaimed prophet whose reign of terror left a trail of unimaginable horror. Then, shift gears as we uncover the mysterious lore of Thunderbirds, legendary creatures rooted in Native American history, known for their colossal wingspans and mythical powers. Tune in for a captivating blend of true crime analysis and mythical storytelling that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

In this light-hearted yet chaotic episode, our hosts navigate through a hungover Sunday morning to bring you a tale of the infamous Carnival Triumph "poop cruise" disaster of 2013. Amidst laughter and disbelief, they recount the series of unfortunate events that turned a dream vacation into a floating nightmare. Tune in for a story filled with humor, unexpected twists, and a reminder of the resilience of the human spirit. Perfect for a laid-back listen with your morning coffee!

 Join us as we navigate the ups and downs of summer weather, gardening challenges, and the joys of culinary experiments with garlic scapes. We dive into a gripping true crime story about Vicki and Casey White, exploring themes of love, manipulation, and escape. Plus, we delve into a fascinating 19th-century vampire tale from Rhode Island, uncovering the eerie intersection of folklore and public health.

In this episode of "Highly Mentally Ill," we dive into the bizarre and chilling tales of Pete the Python and the harrowing story of Elizabeth Shouf. Join us as we explore the legend of a giant snake that terrorized a small town in Indiana, and the incredible survival story of a 14-year-old girl who outsmarted her captor in South Carolina. From mysterious snake hunts to underground bunkers, this episode is packed with suspense and unexpected twists. Tune in for a wild ride through history and true crime. #TrueCrime #SurvivalStories #Podcast

This week, we’re lighting up and diving deep into some seriously wild stories. First up: the chilling rise and fall of Jeffrey Langham’s cult — from mysterious disappearances to doomsday prep gone way too far. Then we switch gears to the twisted case of the Avery family murder (yeah, THAT one… buckle up). And just when you think we’ve hit peak weird, we float into the foggy legend of the Em Vie Joyida, a supposedly cursed ghost ship that’s been creeping out sailors for decades.Come for the true crime, stay for the conspiracy theories, munchies, and unfiltered reactions. It’s another chaotic ride with your favorite high besties.Trigger warning: This episode contains discussions of cult activity, murder, and potentially disturbing historical events.

In this smoke-filled, brain-bending episode, your favorite baked besties dive headfirst into two stories that’ll keep you up at night—and not just because of the edibles.First up: the infamous Bridgewater Triangle, Massachusetts' very own Bermuda Triangle of weirdness. We’re talking UFOs, phantom dogs, cult activity, Bigfoot sightings, and vibes so off they could curdle oat milk. What is going on in this cursed corner of New England? And why do the hosts keep losing track of time while talking about it?Then, we come back down to earth—sort of—with the harrowing true crime case of Kenia Monge, a bright and vibrant young woman whose disappearance in 2011 shocked Denver. We follow the chilling story through the eyes of Lydia Tillman, the badass survivor whose bravery ultimately brought a predator to justice. (Warning: this part gets real. Heavy, but so important.)As always, expect high thoughts, too many snacks, spontaneous giggles, and just enough structure to keep things spooky and respectful. We process the dark with humor—but never at the expense of the victims.Light one up, press play, and get weird with us. 🌬️💨🔺

Your two favorite stoned besties are back and yapping like it's their job (because honestly, it kinda is). In this episode, we ride a very wavy wave from Hawaiian folklore to heartbreaking true crime. 🌺➡️🕵️‍♀️First, we get reeeeal into the mysterious world of the Menehune—Hawaii’s legendary little people who may or may not be building stone structures and vanishing into the jungle mist. Are they real? Just stoners from the 1800s? Or ancient engineers with a flair for the dramatic?Then, we tone-shift hard into the case of Amber Hagerman, the 9-year-old girl whose 1996 abduction and murder led to the creation of the AMBER Alert system. We dive into what really happened, what the investigation uncovered (and didn’t), and why justice still hasn't been served.It’s folklore and forensics, munchies and mystery. So spark up, buckle in, and get ready for some laughs, some chills, and a few wait, WHAT? moments.TW: This episode contains discussion of child abduction and violence. Listener discretion is advised.

In this special episode for Missing and Murdered Indigenous Women and Children (MMIWC) Month, your favorite stoned sleuths light up and dive deep into some heavy—but important—real talk. Join the girls as they unpack the crisis of MMIWC, sharing chilling crime cases that deserve way more attention. They also get into some supernatural territory with a wild discussion about pukwudgies—those mischievous little cryptids from Native lore. It’s a blend of true crime, folklore, and high thoughts, all delivered with compassion, curiosity, and the signature baked banter you know and love.Trigger warning: this episode contains discussions of violence and real-world trauma affecting Indigenous communities.

In this wildly chaotic episode, your favorite high besties take a smoky dive into three of the most bizarre real-life stories ever told. First up, they dissect the insane true tale of Cocaine Bear—yes, an actual bear. Then they wander into the tragic and strangely poetic life of Timothy Treadwell, the man who tried to befriend grizzlies and paid the ultimate price. Finally, they launch into the story of “Mad” Mike Hughes, the flat-Earther daredevil who built a steam-powered rocket to prove his theory… with explosive results.Between the weed-fueled wonder, questionable facts, and laugh-out-loud tangents, this episode is a tribute to the most unforgettable—and unforgettably reckless—figures in recent memory. Buckle up. It’s a wild ride.Warning: May cause spontaneous giggles and unexpected Wikipedia deep-dives.