Tall Cans WORLDWIDE

Keller and Cameron meet at Cameron's new apartment to compare injuries.  This is a particularly bad episode, but James edited it so I guess it must be posted.   Recorded 8/28/2025.  Some stories are out of date.

On this very special episode, Cameron is joined by his brothers, Brandon and Chance, for a Birthday surprise.   Spoiler, the surprise is Brandon took us to a toxic dump that sucked.

Keller and Cameron take on Denver's largest park.  City Park is big as hell.  We talk to our first real stranger and to a legend of his industry.  Keller nearly drowns.

Keller sits in a chair.  Cameron sits on the ground because someone forgot to bring him a chair.  We talk about the greatest country in the world and Keller talks to his long lost uncle.  Stay free, everybody.

Keller and Cameron venture moderately west to talk about a bad skatepark and a pretty cool park.  The zoom recorder died and we missed finding out that one of our guests is queer.  Successful final episode of pride month.  Keller saved a chubby child from drowning, and Cameron talked to a local surfer.  Shouts out to Dan and Clairabelle for joining us. Way bigger shouts to James for engineering this one on the quick.  See you guys next week for the July 4th extravaganza. 

Cameron meets our friend, Bike, for an especially directionless conversation about Wash Park, adult video games, and the news.  Cameron stammers through his first attempt at running the show and talks to a guy from Chicago who hates his job.

Keller and Cameron record this week's episode inside Keller's lovely new place! This isn't a public space, but it was hot as a couple of oven roasted balls outside, so we decided to stay comfy and hang out inside his unfurnished new spot. The privacy of his home didn't stop us from interviewing a guest, and that's because the guest walked in without permission, but thankfully nobody was hurt, and the guest turned out to be quite an interesting fellow. Join us as we cover topics such as the very inaccurate history of Keller, the ethics of monkey on monkey kidnapping, and the LA riots! We'll be in a public space next week even if the heat literally kills us. 

Keller and Cam talked to a scientist 

Kelly and Cammy convene at Denver's most haunted park.  Cheeseman is a park built on top of a really old cemetery and boy is it inconspicuous.  The boys talk about basically nothing, introduce a meteorologist, and a certain hedgehog falls from the sky (not that one).   Shout out to our guest editor (hopefully permanent editor) James @facing_sanity on insta.  He's Cameron's boss and generally one hell of a dude.

Keller was feeling under the weather, and thankfully for him, the weather sucked anyways, so Cameron heads over to his building to record an indoor episode, which begins with an equally gloomy story. Come with us through a conversation about horrible rideshare drivers, witnessed stabbings, the botched North Korean naval vessel launch, and of course, the Diddy trial! Since we were indoors, we thought we had no chance of being rejected by anybody for an interview, but we were very wrong. So, we welcome another fake interviewee on the show, and what a guy! See you guys next week hopefully outside and hopefully with a sign. 

Join Cammy and Keller for the inaugural episode of Tallcans Worldwide! For our first episode, we sit down at the beautiful Civic City - shit, no - Civic CENTER Park in the heart (or buttcrack) of Denver on a BUCOLIC day while we drink tallcans and locally discuss news and current events, but in a worldwide way. Topics include the new pope, Eurovision, John Elway, rampant cocaine usage, and the history of Civic Center Park. A portion of the podcast is supposed to be devoted to interviewing Denverites to get their opinions on the topics covered, but we quickly find out how hard it actually is to get random passersby to sit down with two dudes drinking in a park. WE NEED A SIGN! Fortunately for us, an imaginary Denverite agrees to be interviewed. See you next week!