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A look back at the most brutal animated show of all time: Metalocalypse. Join two metalheads on an rant filled journey, episode by episode, through Dethklok's metal mayhem.
Recorded live at MordHaus (no not that one)
Recorded live at MordHaus (no not that one)
35 Episodes
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We're off to the home of black metal to watch Toki's dad die this week in "Dethdad". So hold this firecracker for a second and join us for a rant about geriatrics in bunny costumes, ragging on black metal (again), the joy of Toki's song about grief, fun with firecrackers and, for two weeks running, the band forgetting coats exist. Follow us on Bluesky @dethrants or send your own rants to monorantspodcast@gmail.com #Dethklok #Metalocalypse #AdultSwim #Rewatch #Podcast #Brutal #Metal
Knock knock. who's there? Deth. Deth who? Dethrants: A Metalocalypse Podcast. The band learn how to do business (but not knock knock jokes) in "Dethsources". So gimme $10,000 for socks and join us for a rant about klokateer recruitment, CFO suffering and also being a bad-ass, Mono not understanding the episode name again and Ciaras favourite Dethklok song. . Follow us on Bluesky @dethrants or send your own rants to monorantspodcast@gmail.com #Dethklok #Metalocalypse #AdultSwim #Rewatch #Podcast #Brutal #Metal
It's time to learn how to defend women's honour, Murderface style, in "Klokblocked". So make like a bass and be inaudible as you join us for a rant about angry golfing, loin extracting, incel Murderface, questioning the tribunal (again), which Dethklok member is the best relationship material and the best ever word in Scrabble. Follow us on Bluesky @dethrants or send your own rants to monorantspodcast@gmail.com #Dethklok #Metalocalypse #AdultSwim #Rewatch #Podcast #Brutal #Metal
We hit the halfwapoint in the show this week with "The Revengencers". So grab your cup of Norwegian blackened blood coffee and join us for a rant about a very shaky link to Event Horizon, the very lax attitude of The Tribunal, how not to deal with a summer cold and the long suffering Dethklok doctor (who also gets to abuse them).Follow us on Bluesky @dethrants or send your own rants to monorantspodcast@gmail.com #Dethklok #Metalocalypse #AdultSwim #Rewatch #Podcast #Brutal #Metal
We're off to the races (NASCAR hybrid races) this week in "Dethrace". Strap into whatever the hell those cars are and join us for a rant about disinterested Nathan & Pickles, whether Murderface can carry an episode, Irish road safety ads, car racing we WOULD watch and some more crapping of pants. Follow us on Bluesky @dethrants or send your own rants to monorantspodcast@gmail.com and be sure to check out our new YouTube channel:https://youtube.com/@monorants?si=b7zLmCZWSxbW-FsX#Dethklok #Metalocalypse #AdultSwim #Rewatch #Podcast #Brutal #Metal
We're off to Florida this week for hurricanes and terrible governance in "Dethgov". So grab a bag of chips and join us for a rant about power mad Toki, chip mad Nathan, Murderface actually getting some, Cartoon physics, Mono's favourite colour (alert) and Ciara's link between tiny biscuits and death metal. Follow us on Bluesky @dethrants or send your own rants to monorantspodcast@gmail.com and be sure to check out our new YouTube channel:https://youtube.com/@monorants?si=b7zLmCZWSxbW-FsX#Dethklok #Metalocalypse #AdultSwim #Rewatch #Podcast #Brutal #Metal
It's all cannibalism and pee parasites this week as the band head to the Amazon in "Dethcarraldo". So stop copies me and join us for a rant about the return of Dethklok destruction, the death of St Lawrence, whether Salacia should have a cat, too many animal deaths and Ciara finally understanding the episode name. Follow us on Bluesky @dethrants or send your own rants to monorantspodcast@gmail.com and be sure to check out our new YouTube channel:https://youtube.com/@monorants?si=b7zLmCZWSxbW-FsX
Pickles gets attention and the band get jealous in this week's episode: "PR Pickles". So get some grape drink and join us for a rant about the joy of drunk Pickles, in universe game shows, which cult is closer to Liz, Charles as Alfred and some of the funniest drunk gibberish you'll ever hear. Follow us on Bluesky @dethrants or send your own rants to monorantspodcast@gmail.com and be sure to check out our new YouTube channel:https://youtube.com/@monorants?si=b7zLmCZWSxbW-FsX#Dethklok #Metalocalypse #AdultSwim #Rewatch #Podcast #Brutal #Metal
What's worse than family? A family wedding, as Pickles discovers in "Dethwedding". So join us in our house room for a rant about re-using intros, remembering summaries, drunk Toki, horrible families, even more horrible strippers and mispronouncing experts. Follow us on Bluesky @dethrants or send your own rants to monorantspodcast@gmail.com and be sure to check out our new YouTube channel:https://youtube.com/@monorants?si=b7zLmCZWSxbW-FsX
Our favourite clown is back and trying to kick the habit this week in "Cleanso". So c-c-c-come and join us for a rant about Murderface taking all the credit, Rockso taking all the drugs, a single pickle, lessons in clown paint, death metal's funniest lyrics and why we're bad at Star Wars. Oh and that Corporation 187 song is "Ghosts of Confusion".Follow us on Bluesky @dethrants or send your own rants to monorantspodcast@gmail.com and be sure to check out our new YouTube channel:https://youtube.com/@monorants?si=b7zLmCZWSxbW-FsX
This week's episode is S2E5 "Dethfashion" and this is wonderful German news. So squeeze into your skinny pants for this rant about the funniest guest so far, subverting a deth-trope, Mono's lessons in fashion, Ciara wanting an S&M Jason Isaacs and, of course, bad diets, secret meet n' eats & foods shaped like dicks. Follow us on Bluesky @dethrants or send your own rants to monorantspodcast@gmail.com and be sure to check out our new YouTube channel:https://youtube.com/@monorants?si=b7zLmCZWSxbW-FsX
Let's all go pal around this week as Dethklok meet Dethklok in S2E4 "Dethdoublee". So grab your sawn off and join us for a rant about looking at douchebags, one of our favourite songs, a good high kill count, the band being kids and a very terrifying Toki double. Follow us on Bluesky @dethrants or send your own rants to monorantspodcast@gmail.com and be sure to check out our new YouTube channel:https://youtube.com/@monorants?si=b7zLmCZWSxbW-FsX
It's time for some analog purity this week with S2E3 "Dethvengeance". So slap on a mask made of someone's face and join us for a rant about two very excellent scientists, winding up Knubbler, confusing episode titles, denying Ciaras curiosity and Mono being unable to remember a specific word (and whole segment!)Follow us on Bluesky @dethrants or send your own rants to monorantspodcast@gmail.com and be sure to check out our new YouTube channel:https://youtube.com/@monorants?si=b7zLmCZWSxbW-FsX
Toki gets some lessons to get some more limelight in S2E2 "Dethlessons". So grab that guitar you left in Urban Outfitters and join us for a rant about Murderface's own lessons in being a dick, misunderstanding death metal lyrics, hilariously bad acting, Irish fans being shits at gigs and the overall excitement around Malcolm McDowell. Follow us on Bluesky @dethrants or send your own rants to monorantspodcast@gmail.com and be sure to check out our new YouTube channel:https://youtube.com/@monorants?si=b7zLmCZWSxbW-FsX
We're back for more brutality with the first episode of Season 2 "Dethecution". So strap on your Pelvic Thrust Mace Belts and join us for a rant about an ever present turkey, Charles the Robot, raising the gore bar and killing cons & macing balls.Follow us on Bluesky @dethrants or send your own rants to monorantspodcast@gmail.com and be sure to check out our new YouTube channel:https://youtube.com/@monorants?si=b7zLmCZWSxbW-FsX
Let's all go into the water for the last episode of season one "The Metalocalypse Has Begun". So pop on your Time Travel Face Bags and join us for a rant about an episode full of Dethklok staples, a terrible assassination plan, more words beginning with Pent, not enough audience death and Charles delivering iconic lines before kicking ass. Follow us on Bluesky @dethrants or send your own rants to monorantspodcast@gmail.com and be sure to check out our new YouTube channel:https://youtube.com/@monorants?si=b7zLmCZWSxbW-FsX
We're all off to the movies this week in the second to last episode of Season 1, "Dethstars". So put that forklift in park and join us for a rant about nonsense trailers, directors who can't direct, animated animal atrocities, some classic mayhem & mispronunciation and worrying whether we rate the show too high.Follow us on Bluesky @dethrants or send your own rants to monorantspodcast@gmail.com and be sure to check out our new YouTube channel:https://youtube.com/@monorants?si=b7zLmCZWSxbW-FsX
We're all off to the American Pornography Awards this week (except Nathan) in S1E18 "Girlfriendklok". So kiss them beautiful goils and join us for a rant about scary babies, bloodthirsty Toki, whipped Nathan, talking down to Charles and Salacia finally getting a good gag. Follow us on Bluesky @DethRants or send your own rants to monorantspodcast@gmail.com
Grab your spiky red nose and obscenely revealing jumpsuit because we're all Rock n Roll Clowns this week in S1E17 "Dethclown". So put the boots to us (medium style) hy listening to this rant about Murderface's free balls, Parental Dethklok, definitions of joy riding, why The Tribunal can't know whats not written yet and our deep and unyielding love for a cocaine clown. Follow us on Bluesky @DethRants or send your own rants to monorantspodcast@gmail.com
To be or not to be (kid friendly)? That is the question this week as Nathan does Shakespeare and Toki rebels in S1E16 "Dethkids". So find the downbeat and join us for a rant about Toki going black metal, drunk Pickles being the best, scaring Ciara with Captain Kangaroo, a slightly weird ending and blaming everyone because we're dead. Follow us on Bluesky @DethRants or send your own rants to monorantspodcast@gmail.com
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