Our Sh*t Podcast.

This week on Our Shit Podcast, we're confronting our deepest fears and honestly they're more embarrassing than terrifying.We kick off with the ultimate modern horror: accidentally sending abusive messages directly to the person you were slagging off. Absolutely mortifying. Then we dive into Lady M's public speaking phobia which is unfortunate given it's literally her day-to-day job. But hey, if Trump can mess it up on the world stage, so can you! Solidarity in chaos.We explore peak millennial terrors like pronouncing words incorrectly in public and chronic oversharing that haunts you at 3am. It's chaotic, it's odd, and apparently dolls are watching us.We also tackle genuinely scary things like sleep paralysis demons with questionable festive intentions, the irrational fear of rice (yes, rice), and many many absurd ones. We've covered the full spectrum of what keeps us up at night and tbh it's mainly self-inflicted chaos.

Welcome back to Our Shit Podcast and this week we are FIXING DATING and talking about the Do's and Don't on a first date. You're welcome. From basic hygiene (you'd think it goes without saying, but here we are), to what you should and absolutely should not talk about, to whether a MAGA hat or as Lady M correctly calls them, a Mega hat is ever acceptable (it's not). We get into dating apps, loo etiquette, eating habits, and somehow end up fully unhinged in a MAFS spiral, including a deep dive into job titles that sound completely made up and probably are.Unhinged? Yes. Sorry not sorry.

This week on Our Shit Podcast, we're diving into all the embarrassing things people don't want to admit but we're sharing anyway because we have no shame left.We start with the classics: talking to pets like they're actual people (guilty), Donald Trump somehow having a pet capybara (we need confirmation on this), and the eternal struggle of holding in a fart until you've damaged both your self-respect and your internal organs.Then we spiral into oversharing territory - you know, when you say something and immediately want to crawl into a hole? Chloe reveals she can't drink anymore specifically because of this issue, which tracks honestly.We also continued our ongoing fascination with toilet and genital-related things that we know people do but refuse to admit. Thankfully Reddit provides all the evidence we need because the internet is a beautiful, disturbing place.We confess to watching entire TV shows and having to rewatch them because we retained absolutely nothing. Lady M takes another swing at 3-year-olds (it's becoming a pattern), we use explicit language constantly yet somehow can't spell simple words and have to rewrite texts multiple times. Basically, we've realised we're typical millennials.

This week we're getting into our icks and there are lots of them. We kick things off with the big ones: posing with a fish (you know who you are), not wiping down gym equipment (criminal behaviour), and being rude to waiting staff (instant red flag, no further questions).But then we turn the microscope on ourselves. Yep, we're owning our own icks. The traits we hate to admit we have before stacking them up against an online list and discovering we're ticking off way more boxes than we'd like.It's chaotic, it's honest, it's a little bit unhinged and somewhere in the middle of all of it, Chloe still hasn't figured out where or when she's getting her tattoo. Classic.Tune in if you fancy a good laugh and some deeply questionable self-reflection.

This week on Our Shit Podcast, we stumbled upon a magical lamp in Costco (as you do) and naturally had to discuss our ultimate three wishes. We kicked off with the ambitious plan of morphing into animals and landed on the ultimate heist because apparently we think we're Ocean's Eleven but with better fur. Then we got into the tech wishes: one of us wants to profit from it and to make people suffer and the other just wants flip phones and blurry videos. Both are concerning.Our millennial wishes really showed how wasted our potential is. We're talking fruit and veg that text you when they're ripe (revolutionary), getting a proper night's sleep without waking up at 3am in existential dread, and just one peaceful day without technology bothering us. Peak ambition right there.Of course, we couldn't stay on topic and spiralled into this week's spectrum related trivia, including the burning question: is Jim Carrey a clone? The investigation continues.Warning: Contains wasted magical wishes, questionable heist planning, fruit technology demands, and of course conspiracy theories.

This week, we're bearing our souls and emptying our... other things. It's Confess Your Sins week on the Shit Podcast and true to form, things got messy fast. We're spilling our guts.. quite literally with a cavalcade of loo tales, personal (definitely not ours) anecdotes, and the kind of oversharing that would make your mum wince.We also dipped into the endless cesspool of human confession that is Reddit, because sometimes the internet's sins are just too good not to discuss. Plus, we have a very special story from a friend of a friend who is absolutely, categorically, not one of us. Definitely not. Don't even ask. And tying it all together? One golden piece of advice that we cannot stress enough: do not drink from a Premier Inn kettle.You've been warned. Now join us anyway.

This week on Our Shit Podcast, we're diving into the Winter Olympics but not in the way you'd expect. We propose a radical idea: stick a regular person next to every Olympian so we can truly appreciate just how superhuman these athletes are. Nothing says "wow, they're incredible" like watching Dave from accounting eat it on the slope.We also get into the wild story of the guy who publicly announced he'd been cheating on his girlfriend (bold strategy), debate the deeply questionable conspiracy theory about injecting acid into your penis for endurance purposes (or maybe just to get high?), and pitch our own alternative Olympic events. Because let's be honest, successfully securing a stash of Lidl chocolate brioche croissants deserves more recognition than a plastic medal ever could. Plus, we relive our snowboarding trip which somehow devolved into a week-long saga of toilet humour and compulsive onion consumption. Peak content, really.Strap in for chaos, questionable takes, and the only podcast brave enough to ask: are chocolate brioche croissants the real gold medal?

This week, we're diving deep into the questions that keep us up at night from legitimate conspiracy theories to the completely unhinged. We're tackling the big ones like who really did 9/11 and the unsolved JonBenét Ramsey case, before careening into whether crabs think fish can fly and the mysterious disappearance of JFK's brain (seriously, where did it go?).As always, we go completely off the rails. Somehow we end up impersonating Stephen Hawking at Epstein Island and debating the logistics of time travel. We introduce our Urban Dictionary Word of the Week, and discover that Chloe has absolutely no grasp on what year it is or how time works in general.It's chaotic, it's ridiculous, and yes we probably should've googled most of these before recording. But where's the fun in that?

This week we're asking the REAL questions: would you be a hot vampire or would you somehow fuck it up? Spoiler alert....Chloe would absolutely fuck it up. We give her 24 hypothetical hours with fangs and she spends them complaining about her teeth alignment and booking an orthodontist appointment for when she's human again. Priorities, babe.We're talking POWERS: flying (sick), eating people we hate (therapeutic), and whether we'd use our immortal abilities for good or evil. The answer? Depends on the vibe. Monday through Wednesday we're basically Batman. Thursday onward? Chaos incarnate.Erika Kirk makes yet another appearance because we're obsessed and we will NOT be taking questions at this time. THEN we spiral into teen sexy vampire shows, vampire porn (yes, really), and why being undead would either be the best thing that ever happened to us or an absolute nightmare depending on our blood sugar levels.Immortality! Moral ambiguity! Dental drama! It's all here.

We asked ourselves the big question this week: If you had one day left on earth, how would you spend it? Deep meditation? Heartfelt goodbyes? Nope. Turns out we'd mostly just faff about, max out every credit card we can get our hands on, and buy some absolutely rad motorcycles and cars we'll never have to pay for.This week we explore deeply hypothetical questions like "if we got poisoned from a deadly puffer fish meal and had 24 hours left to live, what would we do?" and whether, if it turned out we were patient zero for a civilisation-ending virus, we'd stay in a room to keep humanity safe or just go full demolition mode on earth's existence. We somehow get sidetracked into snooker chat, discuss Trump, driving tanks (because why not), and other peak millennial responses to existential dread.In the end, we conclude that the perfect last day on earth probably involves sleeping in, ordering a curry, finally telling our nearest and dearest their honest rating out of 10, and informing people who are shit that they are, in fact, shit....all while refusing to feel guilty about any of it. Join us for this week's episode where we answer life's biggest questions with the energy of someone who's already given up.

Welcome back to Our Shit Podcast, where millennial nostalgia meets absolute chaos! This week, we're exploring the phrases that defined a generation – and somehow still live rent-free in our heads.We're kicking things off with a deep dive into Urban Dictionary's hall of fame (or hall of shame?) with the legendary term "truffle butter." If you know, you know. If you don't... well, you're about to find out why some things can never be unlearned.From there, we do what we do best: quote literally every movie and cartoon from 1995-2005, giving shoutouts to our surprisingly large porn star listener base, pitch random celebrities who would absolutely thrive on Keeping Up with the Kardashians, and make our case for why Elon Musk to become our podcast sugar daddy. We accept payment in Teslas or Twitter bots.It's nostalgic, it's ridiculous, and it's exactly the kind of conversation you'd have with your friends at 2am – except we recorded it and put it on the internet.CONTENT WARNING: This episode gets spicy right out of the gate, so maybe save it for your solo commute rather than the family road trip.

This week on the podcast, we're shooting our shot with the big guy upstairs—except we've already accepted we're not getting through those pearly gates. Armed with our most unhinged questions for God, we somehow spiral from existential curiosities into... yeah, we spent way too long talking about pedophiles. (We don't know how we got here either, but here we are.)It's theological chaos meets millennial irreverence, and spoiler alert: we're definitely going to hell. But at least we'll have each other in the fire pit! Tune in for the kind of conversation that makes you question our judgment, our eternal souls, and why you're still subscribed to this trainwreck.Listener discretion advised: This episode contains discussions of serious topics handled with our trademark lack of grace. .

This week we're unwrapping the gifts millennials actually want (money until we're dead, fake Crocs, Netflix lifetime subscriptions and noise-cancelling headphones to avoid human interaction) versus the ones we don't (robotic cat teddy bears that gave Lady M PTSD, and "Live Laugh Love" signs that should say "Live Love Fuck Off"). Chloe reveals she's never received cash as a gift (tragic), we defend our crew-cut sock choices as a desperate Gen Z cosplay, and Lady M confesses her Toffifee addiction before we spiral into post-Christmas weight gain shame. Plus: why we need obnoxiously rude novelty mugs annually and a brutal top 20 countdown of the worst gifts we've ever received—featuring the iconic roll-up Lynx Africa. Special mentions of Trump, Diddy, and Erica Kirk, but don't worry—Cardi B is here to save us all.

This week on Our Shit Podcast, we're asking the important questions: which celebrities are secretly robots? Our investigation includes Danny DeVito, Tom Cruise, Simon Cowell, Stephen Hawking, Pedro Pascal, Bonnie Blue, and Steve Buscemi (we still can't pronounce it).We also dive into Epstein's island conspiracies, witness Chloe clapping without her hands in a moment of pure magic, debate whether Ariana Grande and her new girlfriend are possessed by demons or just need a good burger, discuss Erika Kirk milking her way through life, touch on P-Diddy's alleged diddling, and conclude that UFC is 100% rigged.It's chaos. It's unhinged. It's exactly what you signed up for.

Welcome back to the chaos. This week: why isn't sauce a drink? Spicy mayo smoothie, anyone? Camping is just for attention-seekers—stay home, and if someone suggests it for a second date, RUN. Your trauma doesn't excuse being a twat but we DO use ours for content. Somehow this led to loving Phil Collins???We declared speakerphone calls in public are free entertainment, wine is just lying to ourselves (vodka supremacy), and Lady M GOES OFF about people filming gigs—fuck your phone. We hate people. We talked about nuts on planes, bear attacks, wanking on Teams, and why work should only be 10-2.Our emoji usage is unhinged. Lady M's go-to "I don't know what you mean" text is iconic gaslighting. Old people need a self-checkout licenses (sorry Tesco). And people who don't return trolleys are morally bankrupt—we're solving the rogue trolley mystery Scooby-Doo style.Buckle up, it's chaotic.

This week on our shit podcast, we tackled unpopular opinions that might get us cancelled. Chloe is disgusted by cold leftovers (apparently they taste better cold? Yuck). Lady M went on a rant about those disappointing sugar waffles—utterly disgusted doesn't even cover it.Then we got into the real controversy: downloading films illegally was easier than streaming now. Fuck you Netflix, we want Pirate Bay back! Bring back waiting 10 hours for a dodgy film download.Millennial hot take: side partings > middle partings. Sorry Gen Z, you're wrong.Lady M dropped her most unhinged opinion: people who wake up at 5am are not to be trusted. WHO are these people and what are they planning? This triggered Chloe's rage about people who say words twice. "Morning, morning"—weirdos. "Number, number"—insane.We agreed "guilty pleasure" is just an excuse for bad behaviour, then immediately admitted we're obsessed with Aussie Shore (no accountability here).Other highlights: 2005 film writing was shit, astrology girls using their birth chart to dodge responsibility, Lady M's beef with Chloe going barefoot, and our realisation that we were cyberbullies back in the day and Instagram reels are our karmic punishment.Shoutouts needed: Amazon, Pirate Bay, Sexy Man from Christmas film, Catia from Aussie Shore.

This week: FOOD CRIMES!Ditch that necrophilia podcast and join us for chaos. We debate spaghetti bolognese etiquette (fine at home, criminal in restaurants—unless it's Wetherspoons where we might eat with a fork between our toes). Ketchup on roasts? Acceptable WITH gravy. Lady M's husband lives in a basement AND she eats cereal with WATER. Who hurt you, Lady M? Chloe can't afford a 4-finger KitKat (it's going on her birthday list). We discuss KitKat eating methods, crisps in sandwiches (acceptable), well-done steak (DO NOT CREMATE YOUR STEAK—we've added this to our new health app), that monster who microwaves fish at work and cold toast that destroys butter dreams. We finish with deadly farts vs cocking your leg, and Lady M's quite likely potential to shit herself over the weekend.Warning: Contains questionable opinions, basement revelations, and flatulence philosophy.

In this gloriously unhinged episode, this week we're answering agony aunt questions - starting with the burning question on everyone's lips: who IS Lady M? After solving that mystery, we answer our listeners' most deranged questions. We discuss the moral implications of stealing cats, the culinary possibilities of eating cats, launching a coffee maker through a widow (the person? the window? who knows), peacocking around town in a soft top car, and the logistics of becoming a vampire - because apparently, no question is too unhinged for us.We also unveil our groundbreaking theory that crying is really just an elaborate snack-requesting strategy. The episode comes to an abrupt end when Lady M's pets deploy biological warfare in the form of catastrophic flatulence, forcing an emergency evacuation of the podcast room.Warning: Contains discussions of feline felonies, household appliance violence, and dangerously toxic pet emissions. Listen at your own risk.

Welcome back, mystery lovers! After a three-week hiatus, we're diving headfirst into our Halloween special: Unsolved Mysteries Edition.We kick things off with a cruise ship disappearance that we've confidently solved as sex trafficking. Chloe bravely volunteers herself as tribute (but only in tropical locations), while Lady M—built like a tiny bodybuilder as a child—would have simply punched her way to freedom.After a brief detour into Halloween's origins and why giraffe carcasses are peak costume material, we tackle three genuinely unsolved mysteries:Mystery #1: Boys find human remains in a tree with a separated hand. Our verdict? Narnia portal malfunction. Case closed.Mystery #2: Six members of the Gruber family brutally murdered on their German farm, killer stays for days tending the animals. Obviously a disgruntled Airbnb guest fulfilling their hosting duties. Stress-eating cheese post-murder is the correct protocol.Mystery #3: Girl vanishes on Halloween. She's definitely in FBI witness protection after seeing some weird shit.Finally, Chloe's terrifying giant spider "Tuba Fufi" turns out to be a costumed dog who ran away. After three weeks off: we're back, we've solved nothing, and we absolutely shouldn't be trusted with detective work.

This week on Our Shit Podcast, we're diving into funny facts that are supposedly true (emphasis on supposedly). Spoiler alert: our fact-checking is questionable at best.We kick off with some delightful diarrhea truths that naturally spiral into conversations about shitting yourself and enemas. Because that's just where our brains go. Then we tackle relationship facts, traffic light waiting statistics that one of us loves and the other absolutely despises, and the great Pringles guy mystery - was he buried in a full-size 6-foot Pringles can or just his ashes in a regular crisp tube? We still can't figure it out.Flamingo facts somehow lead us to presidential anal enemas (don't ask) and back to our beloved Dolly Parton, Earth's official alien ambassador. We also discover that Chloe's soul sister is Margaret from Something About Mary. P.S. Fuck Gen Z's who haven't seen it.We wrap up with alarm clock facts and completely fail to mention that the inventor worked in the "clock industry" before his big break. Revolutionary stuff, really.Contains toilet talk, traffic light beef, flamingo facts nobody needed and facts we're 60% sure are accurate.