108.9 The Hawk with Jason Gore and Geoff Garlock

The Bob Seger Clown VortexWhisp Turlington has been against the wind since 1975. Unfortunately, that wind has carried him directly into the Bob Seger Clown Vortex.On this broadcast: Bob Seger abandons rock for experimental clown comedy, Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock investigates why his $50 paycheck bounced, Christine McVie operates a private Talbots in her basement, Farmer Dan returns from Sedona, and Whisp becomes trapped inside the number-one-rated Bob Seger Morning Show.PLUS: Good Rock Facts, the Bob Seger System, mouth clowning, a mechanical eagle at Valmart, and the most disturbing performance of “Shakedown” ever attempted.108.9 The Hawk is Val Verde’s second favorite classic rock radio station.Listen to every episode at 1089thehawk.com.Support the station at patreon.com/1089thehawk.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

CLASSIC HAWK: A Moonman From Maine with John HodgmanOriginally released March 11, 2024.The Geoff and Whisp Show salutes the brave men and women who have escaped the Earth.Legendary Val Verde space hero Charley “Clunk” Bottoms, played by John Hodgman, lands inside the Rock & Roll RV to promote his explosive new memoir, Moonman From Maine.Clunk reveals the secrets of space travel, explains his place in Val Verde history and provides evidence that America’s astronaut-selection process may need additional oversight.Also on this broadcast:• Art Spart explains why Creedence Clearwater Revival is responsible for the rain• Shartlesburg elects a new mayor• Whisp previews the new rock coming to 108.9 The Hawk• Val Verde salutes its greatest space heroesKeep The Transmitter PoweredListen to every episode of 108.9 The Hawk at 1089thehawk.com.Support the station at patreon.com/1089thehawk.Watch full broadcasts and clips at youtube.com/@1089thehawk. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Willy Crystal Show with Anthony AtamanuikFor the first time ever, 108.9 The Hawk gives its full airtime to its sister station.Anthony Atamanuik (The President Show, 30 Rock, What We Do In The Shadows) returns as conservative radio legend Willy Crystal for a complete broadcast of The Willy Crystal Show on Valley Newsradio 8888. Willy welcomes Whisp Turlington and Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock to discuss multidimensional travel, the Stargate hidden in the Strait of Hormuz, alternate versions of Who’s the Boss?, the cultural importance of Becker, and his illegally manufactured miniature Bill Clinton.Plus: Willy's producer Cranston, armed raccoons, rolling-backpack legislation, Sideways Al Gore, the Night Butcher and a live reading from Little Bill Clinton.Anthony Atamanuik is the co-host of Good Science:https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/good-science/id1896816092Listen to every episode at 1089thehawk.com.Support the station at patreon.com/1089thehawk. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

CLASSIC HAWK: A Rolling Stone Restaurant with Paul ScheerOriginally released April 7, 2025.The Hard Rock Cafe Val Verde has a new owner, a new concept and almost no legitimate connection to the Rolling Stones.Flip Turley, played by Paul Scheer, visits the Rock & Roll RV to unveil his completely unauthorized Rolling Stones restaurant. Come for the Stones-themed meals. Stay for the specially shaped urinals and Flip’s extremely distant connection to Ronnie Wood.Also on this broadcast:• Geoff and Whisp examine Eric Clapton’s unnecessary remakes• The Popcorn Ghost returns• Flip explains his vision for the future of rock-based dining• A surprise guest enters the Rock & Roll RVGuest starring Paul Scheer from How Did This Get Made?, Dark Web, Unspooled, Black Monday and The League.Sponsored by Jefferson Starchips and Channel 8’s Bloody Well Right!Keep The Transmitter PoweredListen to every episode of 108.9 The Hawk at 1089thehawk.com.Support the station at patreon.com/1089thehawk.Watch full broadcasts and clips at youtube.com/@1089thehawk. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Definitive Unflappable List of Pink Floyd RecordsEvery magazine, website or podcast has ranked the Pink Floyd catalog. Every one of those rankings is wrong.Jason Gore and Geoff Garlock separately ranked all 15 Pink Floyd studio albums, then entered a brutal negotiation to create one final, legally binding list. No live albums. Only the studio half of Ummagumma. No appeals.Along the way, Jason defends the Pink Floyd album he bought at a midnight release, Geoff attacks a beloved record almost immediately, Roger Waters climbs directly into his own ass, David Gilmour records from a boat, and the guys confront the horrifying possibility that classic rock radio may have ruined several legitimately great albums.Which record is the definitive Pink Floyd masterpiece? Which one belongs at the bottom? How much can nostalgia distort a man’s judgment? And does matching an album with 2001: A Space Odyssey automatically make it better?The final ranking cannot be disputed. It is definitive. It is unflappable. If you disagree, you are flapping and we've already stated, NO FLAPPING ALLOWED. Val Verde is a no flap zone!Hawk Rock Talk is hosted by Geoff Garlock and Jason Gore.Listen to everything from 108.9 The Hawk at 1089thehawk.com.Support the station and get bonus shows, episodes a week early, Behind the Commercials, and more at patreon.com/1089thehawk.Subscribe to The Hawk newsletter at 1089thehawk.substack.com.Follow 108.9 The Hawk on YouTube, Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and wherever fine classic rock radio is illegally transmitted. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.