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Lu and Jarch – Best mates and certified chaos merchants! Start your drive home with Lu and Jarch 2-4pm weekdays on Triple M
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Jarch is on a flight back from Vegas so it’s Lulu and LP for your freeball Friday! Lu attempts her very first solo bingle, will she succeed? And a groom embarrassed himself at his wedding after mistaking the priests blessing or a high-5, so we want to know – what embarrassing moment still haunts you today? SEEYA MONDAY!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Once again Jarch joins us live from Las Vegas, so to celebrate we hear some of the best "what happened in Vegas" stories. And we've found an article on the most surprising things that are illegal in Italy, so we put our half-Italian Lulu to the test. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Today Jarch joins the show live from Vegas while Lulu holds it down in Aus!!! A lady is causing chaos online for washing her undies in a hotel coffee machine, so we chat about the grossest things you’ve done on holidays. SEEYA TOMORROWSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Is it okay to ask your partner to stop swearing? Judge Jarchy delivers his ruling in today’s courtroom. Plus, Lu and Jarch have been having some wacky dreams lately so they’ve called in a pro. Dream expert Dean Creed joins the show to unpack what nightmares really mean — and whether we can actually control them. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Today Lu and Jarch do the full 2 hours of the show sitting on the toilet!!! (It’s part of an experiment, don’t try it at home). We play a game of “Flushback”, where we flash back in time to key events over the last 30 years, and Lu does the “Tinder Test” on Jarch. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Today on the show we chat about the age-old moral dilemma, if you found $20,000 would you give it back? And a new guy started in the office yesterday… he said something interesting to Jarch so we’ve call him into the studio to discuss. SEEYA MONDAY! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Inspired by Karl Stefanovic’s loyalty to Danika Mason, we helped a wife put her husband’s loyalty to the test—live on air. Plus Quick Moo is back, and we need your help… are we taking a harmless prank too far? SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Yesterday Jarch accidentally left his backpack in the studio, so the team took it and hid it somewhere. Today listeners used clues to help Jarch find the lost bag. We had a chat about silly red flags when dating, and Lu got a new car that she’s struggling to drive. SEEYA MONDAY!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Welcome to the year of the horse!!!!! To celebrate the start of a new lunar year, Lu attempts some fortune telling for a few lucky listeners. Reverse the verse makes an appearance, and Lu saw 2 uber drivers having a fight before the show today. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jim Jeffries is on the show today chatting about his brand-new tour!! Jarch got a lift from a listener over the weekend, and we ask everyone to help us name our bin in the studio. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We’ve got some good news for the short single men ahead of Valentines Day this year. Plus we perform our best bingle to date, and Lu shares some insight on what single women are doing when they’re home alone. SEEYA MONDAY!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
It’s Thrust Thursday and Jarch got a brand new tattoo today! We hear some fresh complaints from The Complaints Department, and we also speak to listeners about their grandparents gone wild stories. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
A nervous man proposed to his girlfriend then vomited when she said yes, so we want to know the worst place you’ve vomited. And a Norwegian Olympian who won bronze has confessed to cheating on his partner and then begged for her back, so we give one lucky listener the opportunity to publicly declare their own love. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
It’s Superbowl Monday, so Lu and Jarch do a round of SuperTROLL Monday where everyone in Australia gets to roast them. There’s an alarming new trend that could be affecting couples in the bedroom, and we hear stories about when your partner embarrassed you. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We thought we’d send everyone into the weekend with a list of things every couple should do at the end of the week to keep their relationship thriving. We also wrote a rap bingle today, and heard stories on the dumbest things you’ve seen people do on social media. It was fun, SEEYA MONDAY!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Lu was late to work today and you’ll never guess why. Reverse The Verse makes an appearance, and we play Unpack Your Undies after an NRL player was seen chasing an intruder out of his house in his undies. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We had our very first Lu & Jarch wedding today, as part of Married At First Voice. And a man has revealed the most unhinged things his 5 year old son has said to him, so we ask the question, what’s the funniest thing you’ve heard a child say? SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Big news has rocked the Lu and Jarch team… Lu got glasses!!! We lined up a bunch of callers on air and Lu had to guess if they were wearing glasses, or not. Judge Jarchy nearly had to kick another member out of his courtroom, and is AI is threatening to kill us? SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
An Australian man went viral over the weekend after accidentally throwing a chair at his mates head outside a strip cub… So today on the show, Lu and Jarch take part in a chair throwing competition on the rooftop (don’t tell the bosses). And we chat about the non-sexual things you find attractive in the opposite sex. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
A man has mistaken a human poo for his dogs poo and picked it up…so we hear stories about things you’ve done then blamed on an animal. Plus, it’s Friday which means we write another bingle for another Aussie business. SEEYA MONDAY!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Love ya Marty, Fuck the Tillies.
oh Marty Marty Marty the shite you said against Shane Gillis was a new pathetic. Just because he made a tiny joke about Oz you decide to lose yer shit and the rest joined in. The stuff you say to your people in the studio is more offensive and I like the aggressive approach Aussie people have but you mate fucking pathetic "Netflix used to mean something" get fucked mate as it turns out he is one of the world's top comedians the WORLD Marty. Clearly you only saw the tiny tiktok clip and based your entire old guy critique on that yeah, nah! sad as fuck sir. Give him a watch there is hours of him on YouTube I guarantee you will like him I promise. if you don't you're a complete cheat and dishonest liar. any way regards.
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this guys is an absolute flog, a brain-dead sense of logic and humour.
My favourite MMM show. I think Lauren whom is very good at voice's perfect Sir Joh. What do you reckon. J from Qld.
How good is Lauren Calipers with the voice's. Loz you and the Moonman should do a professional comedic routine together you like Moonman are very good at voice impression.
Hi Marty and team listening to ABC Brisbane this morning and I believe Queenslanders are in direct negotions with Phyzer to start manufacturing Phyzer at Wacol. We have three massive incubators there who specialise in antivenim for snake/spider bite exported world wide. If Poland can make Phyzer surely Australia can. If the Germans sends some technicians and show us Banjo Pickers in QLD how to do it we will do it. Disappointed in Gladys and Dan for giving up. Small Pox, and Polio were defeated by Max vaccination not by giving up.
Hey Marty sick and tired of you running QLD down. We saved your AFL during Sicktoria days. So Premier Anna got Phyzer dose. We will get next Olympics (Go QLD). Queenslanders love you Marty and your team O misfits on radio. But cut us some slack, we have a common denominator we both can't stand NSW......
Truly a show for the plebeians