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Lu and Jarch – Best mates and certified chaos merchants! Start your drive home with Lu and Jarch 2-4pm weekdays on Triple M
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Today on the show we asked when were you publicly embarrased, have a crack at guessing which sport belonged to funny names, and for the first time in a while we unpacked some Dads. HAVE A GREAT EASTER BREAK!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Today on the show, Lu and Jarch are joined by The Inspired Unemployed…and we attempt a little prank on the pranksters. Plus Lu goes through some unintentional insults men have said to their partners, so take notes! SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Today on the show Lu and Jarch want to hear adults confess to their silliest fears, after a grown man freaked out over a squirrel. The 10 cockiest male names have been revealed, and Jarch attended his very first parenting class over the weekend and it didn’t go to plan. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
It’s Freeball Friday which means it’s time for another Business Jingle. A listener calls in from Tennessee to tell us about a time she showed the wrong house for sale, so we want to know – when did you accidentally go into the wrong house? Plus, would you want to freeze your body when you die in the hopes of coming back to life in the future? SEEYA MONDAY! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Today on the show Lu and Jarch hear stories about diva dogs, after a video surfaced of a dog who refuses to walk on floorboards. Reverse The Verse is a landslide today, and we want to know what nostalgic things you’d like to bring back from the past. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Today on the show, Lu and Jarch verse each other in a game of “Animal or Not?”. We find out what happened when Jarch tried to drive his car out of the work car park after being a bit cheeky with his number plate. And Lu embarrassed herself in a meeting today. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Lu and Jarch have accidentally cost the company over $1000, so today on the show we want to know – how much did you cost your company? And Jarch had a nightmare this morning involving his car, air pods, and wallet. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Australia voted Lu’s bingle as better than Jarch’s last week, so today, Lu stitches Jarch up with a song writing lesson…from Birds of Tokyo. Will the tips help or hinder him for this weeks bingle? Plus, women share some of the most diabolical lies men have told them. SEEYA MONDAY!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
A man has broken into the hippo enclosure, so today on the show Lu and Jarch want to know – what did you break into? A listener has messaged in after her toddler stole something from an airport, and Lulu is chuffed with herself after a bouncer asked her for ID. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Today on the show Lu and Jarch want to hear about weird obsessions, after a little girl has gone viral for her obsession with chairs. And the top 10 clumsiest dog breeds in Australia have been revealed, the results might surprise you! SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Today on the show it’s St Patricks Day, so Lulu puts Jarch to the test (he is 25% Irish after all). Dr Dal Din is back helping people solve the problems in the world and their lives. And Judge Jarchy dives deep into the pros and cons of strippers. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Today on the show Lu shares something that’s made her a bit upset…over the weekend she paid $40 for a showbag then realised the showbag lady let Jarch have his for free. So we want to know – when did you realise you weren’t the favourite? Plus, the Oscars went down today and Lu and Jarch have found a list of wild things the nominees get inside their goodie bags. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We’re live from The Walcha Show in Jarch’s hometown of Walcha. Lu and Jarch go head to head in cake baking, flower arranging and horseshoe making in the blacksmith tent. They ride the teacups while hungover… and the big moment… Lu rides a bull!!!! SEEYA MONDAY!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
It’s Thrust Thursday live from Jarch’s family farm in Walcha ahead of The Walcha Show tomorrow. We go digging through Jarch’s old bedroom and hear stories from his family. Plus Lu is riding a bull tomorrow, so we give her a practice run on another very special bull… SEEYA TOMORROW FROM THE WALCHA SHOW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Lu and Jarch are heading off on their road trip to Walcha straight after the show, so Lu pitches some possible car games for her and Jarch to play. Jarch tells Lu if she wants to stay at his family farm she needs to call his mum and make some uncomfortable demands, and she obliges. Anything for a freebie! SEEYA TOMORROW FROM WALCHA!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Today on the show Lulu calls the organiser of The Walcha Show to enrol her and Jarch in some more activities. Judge Jarchy decides if it’s okay to keep photos of your ex on your camera roll, and our 3 year old young gun Hamish is back to help someone win tickets to Guns N Roses. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jarch kicks off the week with a surprise for Lu…he’s organised a team trip to his hometown Walcha, for The Walcha Show!!!! No surprise is a good surprise without a catch, so he’s also stitched Lu up by enrolling her in bull riding! And a man tried to send his neighbour a weather update but struggled to say the word “visibility”, so we want to know – what word do you struggle to say? SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
It’s an extra special Freeball Friday because sick daddy is finally well enough to do the show! You know you’re old when you go to Vegas for a couple of days then need a week off work to recover. We take calls from listeners who have also realised they’re getting old, plus parents share some of the dumbest calls they’ve received from their kids school. SEEYA MONDAY!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jarch is on a flight back from Vegas so it’s Lulu and LP for your freeball Friday! Lu attempts her very first solo bingle, will she succeed? And a groom embarrassed himself at his wedding after mistaking the priests blessing or a high-5, so we want to know – what embarrassing moment still haunts you today? SEEYA MONDAY!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Once again Jarch joins us live from Las Vegas, so to celebrate we hear some of the best "what happened in Vegas" stories. And we've found an article on the most surprising things that are illegal in Italy, so we put our half-Italian Lulu to the test. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Love ya Marty, Fuck the Tillies.
oh Marty Marty Marty the shite you said against Shane Gillis was a new pathetic. Just because he made a tiny joke about Oz you decide to lose yer shit and the rest joined in. The stuff you say to your people in the studio is more offensive and I like the aggressive approach Aussie people have but you mate fucking pathetic "Netflix used to mean something" get fucked mate as it turns out he is one of the world's top comedians the WORLD Marty. Clearly you only saw the tiny tiktok clip and based your entire old guy critique on that yeah, nah! sad as fuck sir. Give him a watch there is hours of him on YouTube I guarantee you will like him I promise. if you don't you're a complete cheat and dishonest liar. any way regards.
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this guys is an absolute flog, a brain-dead sense of logic and humour.
My favourite MMM show. I think Lauren whom is very good at voice's perfect Sir Joh. What do you reckon. J from Qld.
How good is Lauren Calipers with the voice's. Loz you and the Moonman should do a professional comedic routine together you like Moonman are very good at voice impression.
Hi Marty and team listening to ABC Brisbane this morning and I believe Queenslanders are in direct negotions with Phyzer to start manufacturing Phyzer at Wacol. We have three massive incubators there who specialise in antivenim for snake/spider bite exported world wide. If Poland can make Phyzer surely Australia can. If the Germans sends some technicians and show us Banjo Pickers in QLD how to do it we will do it. Disappointed in Gladys and Dan for giving up. Small Pox, and Polio were defeated by Max vaccination not by giving up.
Hey Marty sick and tired of you running QLD down. We saved your AFL during Sicktoria days. So Premier Anna got Phyzer dose. We will get next Olympics (Go QLD). Queenslanders love you Marty and your team O misfits on radio. But cut us some slack, we have a common denominator we both can't stand NSW......
Truly a show for the plebeians