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Lu and Jarch – Best mates and certified chaos merchants! Start your drive home with Lu and Jarch 2-4pm weekdays on Triple M
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Happy Freeball Friday. Today Lu and Jarch had a very special call from someone who told us our business jingles have gone GLOBAL. And we tackled our hardest but most successful round of Reverse The Verse yet! SEEYA MONDAY! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Today on Thrust Thursday we put 2 players head-to-head for a round of 2 Letters 1 Word. And Oprah has won over the hearts of Australia by doing something very…dirty. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
A man had to apologise for his pregnant partners unhinged pizza request, so today on the show Lu and Jarch want to know – what did your pregnant partner do? We hear some fresh complaints from the complaints department, and in Finland employees hold their work meetings completely naked in saunas…so the show might be relocating. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Judge Jarchy fired up the nation for Chewbacca Tuesday today! And a new study has shown that single people are more likely to meet their partner in the grocery store than on a dating app, so Lu and Jarch went on a trip to the supermarket and put the research to the test. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Today on the show we hear some of Australia’s best dad jokes…because a very special member of the team has a very special announcement. We play a round of Convergence, and Lu’s boyfriend Lachy sent her a text message giving her some feedback on something she does terribly. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
It’s Freeball Friday and today Lu and Jarch want to know – how did you get out of a fine? We squeeze in another round of Reverse the Verse, and we perform one of our catchiest bingles so far. SEEYA MONDAY!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
It’s Aus music t-shirt day today and Jarch has had a slight issue with his t-shirt. To celebrate the special day, we play a game of Aussie band name…or not. And we hear stories on things you saw in someone else’s house that made you never want to go back. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Today on the show, Lu and Jarch unpack your grandpa. A lady got her jeans stuck in an awkward position during a proposal in Rome, so we ask, what did you get your clothes caught on. And we have a juicy new segment… the complaints department. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Today on the show, Lu and Jarch launch a brand new game…it’s called Alpha-bet you can’t stay in time, and it’s a tough one to win! Plus Judge Jarchy hears a case about adults ordering off the kids menu, and Mummy and Daddy have left their Christmas Party outfits to the last minute. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We’re kicking off a brand new week with Convergence, are Lu and Jarch on the same page? Plus, some lads in the UK have mistaken nail polish for lip gloss and painted it on their lips, so we want to know – when did you use a product the wrong way? SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We made it to Freeball Friday! Today on the show Lu and Jarch chat about how many layers are acceptable to wear at an airport to avoid baggage fees, and 2 letters 1 word gets heated. SEEYA MONDAY!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
It’s Luisa’s 32nd birthday today, and the entire team forgot! Nonetheless it’s a fun show - a therapist does a surprise reading into some of the evil looking doodles Jarch has been drawing in the studio, and a very special guest takes on You Vs Lu. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Today on the show, Jarch puts in an admirable effort on Say the Thing. And a new trend of kids pranking their parents with automated messages is going viral, so Lu and Jarch give it a go on FarmerBoy69 and Franco. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Today on the show, the best radio game of all time is back… QUICK MOO! Apparently yelling at a seagull makes it leave you alone, and a man has lost his pants on a rollercoaster so of course we’re asking – when did your pants fall down? SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Today on the show, Lu and Jarch chat about the Scottish man who accidentally woke up on a random couple’s couch after stumbling into the wrong apartment on a night out. Plus, the internet is divided over a woman’s reason for turning down her partner’s proposal, and Lu reveals the truly psychotic thing her boyfriend Wumpy did on a flight over the weekend. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Happy Freeball Friday! A man was caught walking 16,000 steps after calling in sick for a foot injury, so today Lu and Jarch chat sickie scandals. And apparently dark chocolate can improve your memory in as little as an hour, so we put it to the test! SEEYA MONDAY!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
A South Australian girl got a free serving of maggots when she bought a croissant from a local café. So today on the show, Lu and Jarch want to know – what did you find in your food? Convergence is back for another round, and Lu saw a different side of Jarch at the gym today. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Today on the show Lu and Jarch attempt to Unpack Your Kid…and it might be Lu’s best round yet! Judge Jarchy hears a case that he struggles to make a ruling on, and Lu and Jarch have both attempted to exercise today which ended with one of them dry heaving. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Today Lu and Jarch are talking about inappropriate times you couldn’t stop laughing, after a best man couldn’t hold it together at his brother’s wedding. Movie tickets are on the line during 2 letters 1 word, and we help set up some single ladies…with some single tradies. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The most haunted house in Australia is up for sale, so today on the show Lu and Jarch want to know – is YOUR house haunted? Reverse The Verse is back for another round, and we chat about a couple of Aussie girls who thought they got caught in the rain… turns out it was a possum peeing on them. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Love ya Marty, Fuck the Tillies.
oh Marty Marty Marty the shite you said against Shane Gillis was a new pathetic. Just because he made a tiny joke about Oz you decide to lose yer shit and the rest joined in. The stuff you say to your people in the studio is more offensive and I like the aggressive approach Aussie people have but you mate fucking pathetic "Netflix used to mean something" get fucked mate as it turns out he is one of the world's top comedians the WORLD Marty. Clearly you only saw the tiny tiktok clip and based your entire old guy critique on that yeah, nah! sad as fuck sir. Give him a watch there is hours of him on YouTube I guarantee you will like him I promise. if you don't you're a complete cheat and dishonest liar. any way regards.
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this guys is an absolute flog, a brain-dead sense of logic and humour.
My favourite MMM show. I think Lauren whom is very good at voice's perfect Sir Joh. What do you reckon. J from Qld.
How good is Lauren Calipers with the voice's. Loz you and the Moonman should do a professional comedic routine together you like Moonman are very good at voice impression.
Hi Marty and team listening to ABC Brisbane this morning and I believe Queenslanders are in direct negotions with Phyzer to start manufacturing Phyzer at Wacol. We have three massive incubators there who specialise in antivenim for snake/spider bite exported world wide. If Poland can make Phyzer surely Australia can. If the Germans sends some technicians and show us Banjo Pickers in QLD how to do it we will do it. Disappointed in Gladys and Dan for giving up. Small Pox, and Polio were defeated by Max vaccination not by giving up.
Hey Marty sick and tired of you running QLD down. We saved your AFL during Sicktoria days. So Premier Anna got Phyzer dose. We will get next Olympics (Go QLD). Queenslanders love you Marty and your team O misfits on radio. But cut us some slack, we have a common denominator we both can't stand NSW......
Truly a show for the plebeians