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The Winds of Time: A Wheel of Time Readthrough Podcast

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A new podcast where James, Isaiah and Amal, three people who have not read the Wheel of Time, read it for the first time, guided by veteran Wheel of Time Reader Mike. Theories, guesses and silliness abound, and the Dragon rides again on the Winds of Time!
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In which our heroes make some new... friends? Mike has no interest in Dune Amal is skeptical James is a recovering sicko. Isaiah likes him a sad boy And everyone is DEEPLY suspicious of High Lord Samon
This episode sucks. Like, it's bad. My voice was on the mend, but still super rough, the recording software decided it didn't want to do its job, and everything is garbage and it sucks and I hate it.
In which our heroes continue to uncover intrigue   Mike wants the metric system. Amal locks up. James jumps seven episodes ahead to the book recap. Isaiah DNFs for the very first time. And everyone learns about Möbius strips All about Möbius strips: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dj3HqRtC-T8 Today's Lucky Ten Thousand: https://xkcd.com/1053/  
In which our heroes learn about intrigue Mike is concerned.  Amal takes James’s role. James ruins the magic. Isaiah makes THE OBSERVATION. And nobody likes Siuan’s turns of phrase.
In which our heroes follow on the trail Mike rants about Jurassic Franchise Amal dips out early James fights the e-reader revolution Isaiah gets an “Oh, SNAP.” And the Green Bay Packers are a continual thread of discussion throughout the episode.
In which our heroes go camping, and you're gonna watch. Mike tries to foment relationship discord, and quite rightly, nobody goes for it. Amal’s derision for the villains is spreading. James is a year older, but not an hour richer. Isaiah lovingly engages in casual bigotry. And the San Francisco 49ers are a continual thread of discussion throughout the episode.
In which the newbies just... really dish out the hate. Mike brutally shuts down the possibility of guest panelists (except Brandon Sanderson who can come on anytime he wants) Amal just… REALLY HATES Ba’alzamon. James gives an answer expected by nobody Isaiah hurts both hearts and souls. And people go places, they do things, and stuff happens.
In which our heroes converge and ALL the Chekov's Guns go off. Mike drops what he thinks is an earth-shattering revelation, but no one else really cares that much. Amal is doomed to impatience. James overthinks Isaiah has strong feelings about Ingtar And everyone is blind going forward
In which our heroes continue to converge Mike gets it wrong multiple times Amal refuses to take the bait James picks a fight with Kate Reading Isaiah summarizes a chapter perfectly And half the episode is spent talking about one chapter
In which our heroes converge, and desperate times require desperate measures. Mike rants. Amal declines a point she didn’t receive. James slanders Bela. Isaiah gets skeeved out. And everyone fears the Seanchan more than Ba’alzamon.   The image of Liandrin referenced: https://images2.minutemediacdn.com/image/upload/c_fill,w_2160,ar_16:9,f_auto,q_auto,g_auto/shape%2Fcover%2Fsport%2F9008c48ec1012154f4b5297a3d560f84441712f5fe695cc3879410909c74ecfa.jpg
In which our heroes go to a party Mike cleanses himself of his sins. Amal gets her turn. James is a stranger to the subtle art of seduction, as performed by married noblewomen of the Cairheinin nation. Isaiah doesn’t do names. And American Thanksgiving is completely forgotten about until the very end and then only glossed over.
In which our heroes chase, get chased, meet new people, and just royally screw up. Mike gots jokes Amal tries to spoil the ending of Shogun James gets weirdly antagonistic toward coffee Isaiah admits that Mike is right And nobody fears or respects the Forsaken 
In which our heroines gain some knowledge Mike is enervated James is in mourning Amal is sick Isaiah's hamster power electrical grid fails And there are so many tangents there's no way to follow anything.
In which our heroes make new friends Mike is once again confused by Canada, and all things Canadian Amal’s lack of fear of Ba’alzamon is spreading James keeps getting interrupted Isaiah sticks to his guns And everybody agrees that that b*tch from the next chapter is Lanfear 
In which our heroes get a restful night's sleep. Mike calls out Steven Erikson on his naming bullshit Amal is caught unawares James doesn’t know Shakespeare. Isaiah prepares ye the way of the Malazan And absolutely nobody makes note of the fact that this is the twentieth episode.
In which our heroes set off on a sizeable chase Mike subjects everyone to family dynamics. Amal opens the Robert Jordan Stock Phrases can of worms and spills it all over the podcast. James drills down on everyone’s ages, again. Isaiah subconsciously ships Rand and Nynaeve. And everybody sucks at doing accents
In which our heroes make mistakes Mike draws parallels to geopolitical conflicts. Amal has nothing but disdain for Ba’alzamon. James snubs his wife on their anniversary. Isaiah is disgusted. And for the first time in the podcast’s history, nobody makes a Tolkien or Harry Potter reference.  
In which our hero runs around like a chicken with his head cut off. Mike is forced to defend Shakespeare’s honor Amal’s fury outburns Ba’alzamon’s. James, for all of the reading he has done, does not recognize one of the most FAMOUS AND IMPORTANT LITERARY DEVICES OF ALL TIME Isaiah would be more evil And nobody knows what [Spoiler] knows.
Mike loses his mind editing. Amal and Isaiah team up to craft a theory. James dips out to go to a wedding Isaiah is sick of the swords And everybody  is excited to start the second book.
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