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The Winds of Time: A Wheel of Time Readthrough Podcast

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A new podcast where James, Isaiah and Amal, three people who have not read the Wheel of Time, read it for the first time, guided by veteran Wheel of Time Reader Mike. Theories, guesses and silliness abound, and the Dragon rides again on the Winds of Time!
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In which our heroes settle in for a nice relaxing evening and absolutely NOTHING TERRIBLE WILL HAPPEN. Mike won’t play in that space. Amal has had enough of The Joke. James is in a race between the entirety of the Wheel of Time and Alchemized. Isaiah gets kicked off the podcast. And everybody talks. At LENGTH.
Mike didn’t do his homework. Amal randomly rates everything. James is a habitual outlier. Isaiah has subjective feelings about Moraine that are objectively wrong. And everybody takes a side tangent into Project Hail Mary
In which our heroes fulfill their destinies Mike ditches the podcast. Amal is attacked by a grolm. James sees Agents of the Dark everywhere. Isaiah takes over the Amal Contempt role for this episode. And everybody learns about giant Pakistani lizards
In which our heroes converge EVEN CLOSER Mike sings opera Amal has nothing but contempt for the Forsaken James gots dirty jokes Isaiah stuffed his craw with raw fish and rice And everyone has super realistic hopes and dreams for the finale.
In which our heroes wrap up their book long journeys Mike has Reanimal PTSD Amal gets free books James gets his overthinking shut down Isaiah is the Birthday Boy! And we have our shortest episode ever!
Mike corrects the record Amal has returned! James corrupts the youth Isaiah gets nostalgic And everyone is creeped out by Zarine
In which our heroes begin to converge Mike triggers James Amal doesn’t trigger anyone cause she’s sick James triggers Mike Isaiah tries to trigger everyone And everyone goes about 50/50 on the various prophecies.
In which our heroes make some new... friends? Mike has no interest in Dune Amal is skeptical James is a recovering sicko. Isaiah likes him a sad boy And everyone is DEEPLY suspicious of High Lord Samon
This episode sucks. Like, it's bad. My voice was on the mend, but still super rough, the recording software decided it didn't want to do its job, and everything is garbage and it sucks and I hate it.
In which our heroes continue to uncover intrigue   Mike wants the metric system. Amal locks up. James jumps seven episodes ahead to the book recap. Isaiah DNFs for the very first time. And everyone learns about Möbius strips All about Möbius strips: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dj3HqRtC-T8 Today's Lucky Ten Thousand: https://xkcd.com/1053/  
In which our heroes learn about intrigue Mike is concerned.  Amal takes James’s role. James ruins the magic. Isaiah makes THE OBSERVATION. And nobody likes Siuan’s turns of phrase.
In which our heroes follow on the trail Mike rants about Jurassic Franchise Amal dips out early James fights the e-reader revolution Isaiah gets an “Oh, SNAP.” And the Green Bay Packers are a continual thread of discussion throughout the episode.
In which our heroes go camping, and you're gonna watch. Mike tries to foment relationship discord, and quite rightly, nobody goes for it. Amal’s derision for the villains is spreading. James is a year older, but not an hour richer. Isaiah lovingly engages in casual bigotry. And the San Francisco 49ers are a continual thread of discussion throughout the episode.
In which the newbies just... really dish out the hate. Mike brutally shuts down the possibility of guest panelists (except Brandon Sanderson who can come on anytime he wants) Amal just… REALLY HATES Ba’alzamon. James gives an answer expected by nobody Isaiah hurts both hearts and souls. And people go places, they do things, and stuff happens.
In which our heroes converge and ALL the Chekov's Guns go off. Mike drops what he thinks is an earth-shattering revelation, but no one else really cares that much. Amal is doomed to impatience. James overthinks Isaiah has strong feelings about Ingtar And everyone is blind going forward
In which our heroes continue to converge Mike gets it wrong multiple times Amal refuses to take the bait James picks a fight with Kate Reading Isaiah summarizes a chapter perfectly And half the episode is spent talking about one chapter
In which our heroes converge, and desperate times require desperate measures. Mike rants. Amal declines a point she didn’t receive. James slanders Bela. Isaiah gets skeeved out. And everyone fears the Seanchan more than Ba’alzamon.   The image of Liandrin referenced: https://images2.minutemediacdn.com/image/upload/c_fill,w_2160,ar_16:9,f_auto,q_auto,g_auto/shape%2Fcover%2Fsport%2F9008c48ec1012154f4b5297a3d560f84441712f5fe695cc3879410909c74ecfa.jpg
In which our heroes go to a party Mike cleanses himself of his sins. Amal gets her turn. James is a stranger to the subtle art of seduction, as performed by married noblewomen of the Cairheinin nation. Isaiah doesn’t do names. And American Thanksgiving is completely forgotten about until the very end and then only glossed over.
In which our heroes chase, get chased, meet new people, and just royally screw up. Mike gots jokes Amal tries to spoil the ending of Shogun James gets weirdly antagonistic toward coffee Isaiah admits that Mike is right And nobody fears or respects the Forsaken 
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