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Join Kara (@Knife_Lore on tiktok, bluesky and tumblr) and Mae (@tummyachemorticia on Tiktok, @maebynever on bluesky) a lesbian couple preparing for marriage in recapping Season 2 of the Queer Ultimatum and relishing in the lesbian chaos.
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It's Ultimatum Day! This show revealed some people's partner was actually their biggest op but don't worry, almost everyone still decides to get engaged! We look on in horror and realize that maybe, Vanessa didn't deserve ALL of that.
We're backkkkkk! After several weeks of this episode languishing in Audacity because we didn't have time to edit, enjoy our thoughts on our contestants the eve of Ultimatum Day. Featuring every couple having the same exact fight for the 5th time this season and the producers gleefully traumatizing marginalized people.
After a chaotic changeover, out contestants spend some time with their original partners who they definitely don't hate and the producers let them out of their adult dorm apartments for some truly egregious snuggle hugs.
It's time for the contestants to go back to their original partner, and literally no one is happy about it. Featuring more of production being awful, far too may prepared statements by Vanessa and dogs witnessing terrible things.
We close out the trial marriages with WWE introductions for people's parents, Aussie's little backpack and some cute red flags just waving in the wind.
It's one for the ages as Kara and Mae remember that Shylo the dog, the first appearance of the security cams and "fingergate" happen in the same episode!
Kara and Mae close out the season one choice (notably lowercase) and move into the first night of trial marriages! There's more of Vanessa being weird. producer malpractice and discourse about butts in the bed.
Kara and Mae recap episode 2 of season 1 of the Queer Ultimatum blissfully unaware of the impending cancellation. There's cheap wine, dramatic cocktail parties and, what we can now definitively say is probably the best fight in the series.
Kara and Mae go back to where it all began, season one of the Queer Ultimatum! We discuss our fresh faced new players, how production has always been bad at addressing toxic relationships and most importantly, an alarming boobs montage.
It's one year later at the reunion! Some straight lady tries desperately to contain fights about cheating, what counts as lesbian sex and most importantly, brussel sprouts.
The moment we've all been waiting, watch some of our couples make respectable decisions and some of them decide to ruin their lives by legally shackling themselves to Dayna!
It's time for the backtrack of the century! Featuring Ashely and Marita getting into the same exact fight for the fifth time, Kyle's parents calling Bridget poor and a shockingly meaningful viewing of the Fast and Furious franchise through a queer lens.
We return to a dramatic Changeover (dun dun) and go back into a second round of EXTRA tense trial marriages. Our couples grapple with the fallout from matching tattoos, confessions of love, and most importantly, Spotifygate (tm).
The trial marriages wind down as we head into what is sure to be a chaotic Changeover (Dun Dun)! Featuring speeding down the streets of Miami in an orange hyundai, despicable matching tattoos and the shocking reveal that some of these people have parents who love them.
1These lesbians are going CRAZY! We hear unsettling moans, see horrifying security cam footage and bear witness to the masc off of the century.
The trial marriages are fully in swing and so are awkward fights, toxic4toxic lesbians chewing each other's gum and bad pool etiquette.
Wrapping up The Choice (tm)! We dive right into the questionable choices for a trial marriage partner, watch whatever tf is going on between Dayna and Mel with horror, and demand Justice4Britney.
It's time to date! Kara and Mae recap episode 2 of season 2 of the Queer Ultimatum. There's bad but accurate Gemini representation, love triangles with varying degrees of drama and the trial of AJ.
Kara and Mae recap the premiere of Season 2 of the Ultimatum! There's drama, people being very eager to date anyone except their real life partner and some questionable haircuts.
Welcome to episode 1 of Lesbians Are Brutal: A Queer Ultimatum Podcast! Kara and Mae discuss the "lucky" couples who will be participating this season, predict how things will go and emphasize that none of these people should actually be getting married
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