Professor Pandemonium's Peculiar Panoply

Welcome, friends! Welcome, freaks and fiends, chimeras and curiosities, oddities, outsiders, and others of all outline and orientation. Welcome, welcome one and all, to Professor Pandemonium’s Peculiar Panoply. ** The Professor's Panoply is a loosely connected anthology of carnival horror stories. Coming August, 2025 from Law of Names Media. For more information, visit the show's website.

Welcome, friend! You are one for whom this place was made. And you, I think, will find what you seek inside our gates. ** Written by: Ash Seguinte Edited & Sound Designed by: Erik & Ash Seguinte Featuring: Fay Roberts as the Ringmaster Transcript ** Professor Pandemonium's Theme was composed by Amy Young. Come Back Soon was composed by Justin Nelson. Visit the Panoply's Website PPPP is a Law of Names production Law of Names on BlueSky Law of Names on Tumblr Join the LoN discord.

CONTENT WARNING This script contains: profanity, disturbing imagery, glass shattering ** Doctor Ocular’s House of Mirrors. Acclaimed the world over! Oddity ! Oracle! Objet d’art! And its architect and author. Who, I believe, has anticipated our arrival. ** Written by: Elliot Somerfield Edited & Sound Designed by: Jordan W. Anderson Featuring: John Kennard as Errol Jenna Rose as Laura With: Fay Roberts as the Ringmaster Transcript. ** Professor Pandemonium's Theme was composed by Amy Young. Come Back Soon was composed by Justin Nelson. Visit the Panoply's Website PPPP is a Law of Names production Law of Names on BlueSky Law of Names on Tumblr Join the LoN discord. ** This episode uses Ocular and Occult: "Waltz of the Carnies" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

CONTENT WARNING: This episode includes emotional abuse, especially surrounding disordered eating/weight, coercion, & claustrophobia. ** I wasn’t gonna be the girl in the box. I told him straight off, first time I met him. ** Written by: Ash Seguinte Edited & Sound Designed by: Jordan W. Anderson Featuring: Sparrow Delgado as Miss Direction With: Fay Roberts as the Rigmaster Transcript. ** Professor Pandemonium's Theme was composed by Amy Young. Come Back Soon was composed by Justin Nelson. Visit the Panoply's Website PPPP is a Law of Names production Law of Names on BlueSky Law of Names on Tumblr Join the LoN discord. ** This episode uses "Sergio's Magic Dustbin " Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Content warnings: Death and dying, War, Supernatural threats, Illness, References to religion, classism, drowning ** Do you know the funniest thing about clowns? ** Written by: Lou Sutcliffe Edited & Sound Designed by: Gem Aydın Featuring: Gus Martin Zagarella as the Clown James Big as the Roustabout Jeremy Weaver as the Runaway Sparrow Delgado as Miss Direction With: Fay Roberts as the Ringmaster Transcript. ** Professor Pandemonium's Theme was composed by Amy Young. Come Back Soon was composed by Justin Nelson. Visit the Panoply's Website PPPP is a Law of Names production Law of Names on BlueSky Law of Names on Tumblr Join the LoN discord.

Content Warning: This episode includes cannibalism, disordered eating, and eating/drinking sounds. ** Visibility is a fickle thing. Beauty even more so. ** Written by: Henry Galley Edited & Sound Designed by: Meg Molloy Tuten Featuring: Addison Peacock as Clarissa With: Fay Roberts as the Ringmaster Transcript. ** Professor Pandemonium's Theme was composed by Amy Young. Come Back Soon was composed by Justin Nelson. Visit the Panoply's Website PPPP is a Law of Names production Law of Names on BlueSky Law of Names on Tumblr Join the LoN discord.

Content Warnings: This episode includes gore, cannibalism, murder, & eating/drinking sounds. ** Surely you know this dun and dusty canvas disguises perhaps not the beating heart of our company, but an organ even more vital. ** Written, edited, & sound designed by Devin Steffens Featuring: Devin Steffens as Elias With Fay Roberts as The Ringmaster. ** Transcript. ** Professor Pandemonium's Theme was composed by Amy Young. Come Back Soon was composed by Justin Nelson. Visit the Panoply's Website PPPP is a Law of Names production Law of Names on BlueSky Law of Names on Tumblr Join the LoN discord.

Content warnings: This episode includes gore, self-harm (mutilation), & a hostile work environment. ** She’s worked too hard for as long as I’ve known her. I can’t count the amount of times I’ve left the trailer at closeup and she’s still been there, “just getting this one thing finished.” ** Written by: Daisy McNamara Edited & Sound Designed by: Gem Aydin. Featuring: Daisy Mcamara as Iris With Fay Roberts as The Ringmaster. ** Transcript. ** Professor Pandemonium's Theme was composed by Amy Young. Come Back Soon was composed by Justin Nelson. Visit the Panoply's Website PPPP is a Law of Names production Law of Names on BlueSky Law of Names on Tumblr Join the LoN discord.

Content Warnings: This episode includes self-harm & severe injury. ** This tent belongs to an artist– a virtuoso– who needs no introduction. I will not erode their exhibition with idle explanation, or inept erudition ** Written, edited, & sound designed by: Corvyn Appleby Featuring: Corvyn Appleby as Pizzicato With Fay Roberts as The Ringmaster. ** Transcript. ** Professor Pandemonium's Theme was composed by Amy Young. Come Back Soon was composed by Justin Nelson. Visit the Panoply's Website PPPP is a Law of Names production Law of Names on BlueSky Law of Names on Tumblr Join the LoN discord.

Content Warning: This episode includes mentions of obsessive behaviors/lack of eating/lack of sleeping. ** Ah, what a life that must be. On strings. ** Written by: Maddie Girouard Edited by: Ash Seguinte Sound designed by: Erik Seguinte Featuring: Justin Nelson as the Puppeteer Reag (Cherry) Koster as Freddie With: Fay Roberts as The Ringmaster ** Transcript. ** ** Professor Pandemonium's Theme was composed by Amy Young. Come Back Soon was composed by Justin Nelson. Visit the Panoply's Website PPPP is a Law of Names production Law of Names on BlueSky Law of Names on Tumblr Join the LoN discord.

Content Warnings: This episode includes explicit descriptions of violence and gore, self-injury, & callous disregard of human life. ** You heard that right, folks! A penny! One single cent! That's all! Over one undred mechanical marvels for you to experience for only one penny each! ** Written by: Ash Seguinte Edited by: Ash Seguinte Sound designed by: Erik Seguinte Featuring: M. German as The Barker With: Fay Roberts as The Ringmaster ** Transcript. ** Professor Pandemonium's Theme was composed by Amy Young. Come Back Soon was composed by Justin Nelson. Visit the Panoply's Website PPPP is a Law of Names production Law of Names on BlueSky Law of Names on Tumblr Join the LoN discord.

Content Warnings: This episode includes manipulation, murder, and physical injury. ** The audience's attention is a fickle thing. Easily attained, easily absented. But an individual believing you share especial intimacy? Fail them, and you will find few foes as focused on forcing you to fall. ** Written, edited, and sound designed by: James Big Featuring: James Big as The Roustabout Daisy McNamara as the Fiancee With: Fay Roberts as The Ringmaster Transcript. ** Professor Pandemonium's Theme was composed by Amy Young. Come Back Soon was composed by Justin Nelson. Visit the Panoply's Website PPPP is a Law of Names production Law of Names on BlueSky Law of Names on Tumblr Join the LoN discord.

Content warnings: This episode includes descriptions of medical settings, blood & gore (medical), & existentialism. ** Behold! A dreamer at work! ** Written by: Milo Machin Edited & sound designed by: Gem Aydin Featuring: Ed Su as The Fortune Teller Including: Fay Roberts as The Ringmaster ** Transcript. ** Professor Pandemonium's Theme was composed by Amy Young. Come Back Soon was composed by Justin Nelson. Visit the Panoply's Website PPPP is a Law of Names production Law of Names on BlueSky Law of Names on Tumblr Join the LoN discord.

Content Warning: This episode includes homophobia, violence, gendered violence, & gore. ** The vain may not enter. That's the only warning visitors receive before they step into the house of mirrors. ** Written by: Hannah Brown Edited & sound designed by: Jordan W. Anderson Featuring: Kirsty Woolven as Lorrel Jay Wren as Ivy Including: Fay Roberts as The Ringmaster ** Transcript. ** Professor Pandemonium's Theme was composed by Amy Young. Come Back Soon was composed by Justin Nelson. Visit the Panoply's Website PPPP is a Law of Names production Law of Names on BlueSky Law of Names on Tumblr Join the LoN discord.

Content warnings: This episode includes violence, & mild depictions of emotional abuse/neglect ** You want a story? Fine! Once upon a time, there was a kid who was chased by a monster. The end. ** Written, edited, & sound designed by: SJ Ryker ** Featuring: Jeremy Weaver as the Runaway Justin Nelson as Junior SJ Ryker as Dad Sophia Chung as Mom Justin Nelson as the Puppeteer Reag "Cherry" Koster as Freddie Jack Fulmin as Laya Kirsty Woolven as Lorrel Including: Fay Roberts as The Ringmaster ** Transcript. ** Professor Pandemonium's Theme was composed by Amy Young. Come Back Soon was composed by Justin Nelson. Visit the Panoply's Website PPPP is a Law of Names production Law of Names on BlueSky Law of Names on Tumblr Join the LoN discord.

Content warnings: This episode includes gaslighting, racism, implied racial violence, & implied body horror. ** The eye sees not itself, but by reflection, by some other things. ** Written by: Edil May Hampsen Edited & sound designed by: Edil May Hampsen & Chris Greenbriar Featuring: Cadey Elise as Celia Amy Young as Lucy Including: Fay Roberts as The Ringmaster ** Transcript. ** Professor Pandemonium's Theme was composed by Amy Young. Come Back Soon was composed by Justin Nelson. Visit the Panoply's Website PPPP is a Law of Names production Law of Names on BlueSky Law of Names on Tumblr Join the LoN discord.

Content warnings: This episode includes implied child abuse and neglect. ** My fellows have fed you with fiction, treated you to tales, nourished you with narrative. The citizens of our saturnalian spectacle have stuffed you with sagas such that I suppose you are quite sated. Still, surely you can swallow another. Find room, as it were, for dessert. ** This episode was written & edited by Ash Seguinte, & sound designed by Erik Seguinte. With: Fay Roberts as The Ringmaster ** Transcript ** Professor Pandemonium's Theme was composed by Amy Young. Come Back Soon was composed by Justin Nelson. Visit the Panoply's Website PPPP is a Law of Names production Law of Names on BlueSky Law of Names on Tumblr Join the LoN discord.