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We had to...There was no way in a year with consecutive Friday the 13th's we'd forget to cover the mammoth series that is Friday the 13th!In today's episode we wade through the dregs of the franchise and drop our 'bottom 6' films in the series. Basically: wanna know the worst film in the Friday the 13th franchise? Find out here!Spoiling WILL OccurWe absolutely will be spoiling all of the best, but mostly the worst, parts of these movies. Come on; the most recent entry in the franchise was over a decade ago so if you haven't seen it maybe this will be the nudge you need?Got an idea for a future show? Email us at: rankedmoviespod@gmail.com

What's Keeping Us Sane?We probably should've already seen Hamnet but these bro's just haven't bit the bullet yet so this week each 'bro' brings in a a topic of discussion, appreciation, or trivia to the table and we chop it up!From mid 2000's acoustic duos to what's on the sliver screen today/tomorrow we've got a variety show for y'all!Spoiling May Occur?We don't spoil any super new thangs (I mean, it's January...), but if you don't want Egg Burger to influence your opinion of Mercy, I guess watch that first?Got an idea for a future show? Email us at: rankedmoviespod@gmail.com

Invites Have Been Sentand we know who's up for awards (and demerits in the Razzies case) for all Oscar and Razzie categories!We start with the Razzies and Saxy's predictive model and then move on to a quick run down of major Oscar categories and some snap judgements about winners and snubsLimited Spoilage...Sure there are some light spoilers here but we're more speaking about folks' performances. Although the Razzies...we don't hold back reallyGot an idea for a future show? Email us at: rankedmoviespod@gmail.com

The Approach of Awards SeasonWith the Oscar Nominations coming out later this week this group of highly intelligent gentlemen wanted to get ahead of the voters and get out each of our top 5 films from 2025We start with some shout outs and then ascend through our Top Five movies from last year. Agree or disagree? Let us know at: rankedmoviespod@gmail.comOh yeah we spoil stuff...Yeah, we're going to drop spoilers somewhat throughout so tread lightly or just watch some good movies and listen without fear!Got an idea for a future show? Email us at: rankedmoviespod@gmail.com

What's Good + PunishmentThe gents chop up what new movies and/or TV we've been consuming lately; a great way to sense the pulse of the room if you willAnd we round out the episode by digging deep into a movie that Saxy will maybe be digging even more this Razzie season, Amazon's: War of the Worlds (2025)Spoilers; definitely...We do our best not to give away anything from Marty Supreme or other good material but we don't hold back on War of the Worlds...Got an idea for a future show? Email us at: rankedmoviespod@gmail.com

We're Still Not Really Ranking Here...Back at it again with the white vans and the second part of our deep dive into what movies are coming out in 2026 and what we can't wait to see!In this episode, we'll rejoin our conversation from earlier, picking up where we left off in July!Spoilers?We don't really hold back talking about past movies so if you're holding out watching Superman 2025, maybe tread lightly?Got an idea for a future show? Email us at: rankedmoviespod@gmail.com

Not Really Ranking Here...We're looking ahead to the bright, shiny object that is 2026 film releases! And boy are there a lot out there...over 60 that we want to bring up!In this episode, we'll talk through the first six month's of releases next year; from the Odyssey's and odditiesSpoilers?We don't really hold back talking about past movies so if you're holding out watching Superman 2025, maybe tread lightly?Got an idea for a future show? Email us at: rankedmoviespod@gmail.com

The Reason for the SeasonThere was a 0% chance we'd make it through the holiday's without throwing out our seasonal favorites!Join us as we run through each of our top 5 Christmas films (or for Saxy, Fargo and 4 other Christmas Classics)Oh yeah we spoil stuff...Yeah, we're going to drop spoilers almost from the jump so be forewarned!Got an idea for a future show? Email us at: rankedmoviespod@gmail.com

ALL RIGHTY THEN!Over his illustrious career, Jim Carrey has played a wide range of roles; so how to 3 yokels synthesize it? With an excel documentFrom serious to silly, check out our top 8 Jim Carrey films, ranked!Oh yeah we spoil stuff...Yeah, we're going to drop spoilers almost from the jump so be forewarned!Got an idea for a future show? Email us at: rankedmoviespod@gmail.com

WhatWeWatchinLet's check in on what's piling up on our DVR's and what's actually worth making time to view. From old classics that still hold up to that new newSpeaking of that new new: we watched a new movie! Was it the modern equivalent of a 'direct to video'? PerhapsWere we directly contacted at the below email to watch and review? YesWould we put up posters and wear clothing from the movie if they sent it to us? Absolutely. We can be boughtOh yeah we spoil stuff...Yeah, we're going to drop spoilers almost from the jump so be forewarned!Got an idea for a future show? Email us at: rankedmoviespod@gmail.com

Thankful for Good FilmTo us: The Autumn Wind is a Raiders of the Lost Ark so we're in full Thanksgiving mode for today's show. I mean; what even is a Thanksgiving movie anyways?Well there are actually a few, Thanksgiving oriented films (and TV specials) worth giving thanks for this Fall season so get ready to retread some classics like the Charlie Brown Thanksgiving Special and Planes, Trains, and Automobiles and buckle up for Eli Roth's 2023 thriller: Thanksgiving!Oh yeah we spoil stuff...Yeah, we're going to drop spoilers almost from the jump so be forewarned!Got an idea for a future show? Email us at: rankedmoviespod@gmail.com

Punishment?Though it was originally supposed to be a punishment for the loser: this years' Packers/Cowboys tie resulted in us all recommending actually good movies to one anotherJoin us as we talk through Nightwatch (1997), The Night House (2021), and Waiting for Guffman (1996). One of these things is not like the others, huh...Oh yeah we spoil stuff...Yeah, we're going to drop spoilers almost from the jump so be forewarned!Got an idea for a future show? Email us at: rankedmoviespod@gmail.com

Oops All KabukimanAnd it's not really a ranking...but gosh darn it: we watched it and now we're going to talk about it! Did you even realize Sgt. Kabukiman NYPD even existed?No, we didn't think so and you're welcome for now learning something like this even happened (and, much less, was funded by Bandai Namco [yeah...that Bandai Namco])Join us as we try to hold it together and put reigns on Tofu to talk through this piece of 90's B movie magicOh yeah we spoil stuff...Yeah, we're going to drop spoilers almost from the jump so be forewarned!Tofu's Favorite Troma Films:The Toxic AvengerCitizen ToxieCannibal: The MusicalTHE DEEPER CUTS:Class of Nuke 'Em HighSurf Nazi's Must DieCombat ShockRabid GranniesTromeo and JulietteTerror FirmerGot an idea for a future show? Email us at: rankedmoviespod@gmail.com

Scream SeasonAlright, we're in the thick of scary movie season and what better a series to dissect than, in Tofu's words, 'the best horror movie series' with all six Scream filmsA series that pays homage to the genre while balancing in misdirection and 4th wall shattering with the tradition of the slasher, let's dig into Scream!Oh yeah we spoil stuff...Yeah, we're going to drop spoilers almost from the jump so be forewarned!Got an idea for a future show? Email us at: rankedmoviespod@gmail.com

Ok, we're really getting spooky for real this timeYou've already heard our collective ranking of the Ghostbusters film series, now we open the kimono let y'all in on what's making the cut for each of our individual Halloween watch listsWe've got our yearly stalwarts, our 'off the beaten path' picks, and a few random things we haven't seen yet but are finally going to attempt to commit toSpoilers but does it matter?I mean, you know what happens...Got an idea for a future show? Email us at: rankedmoviespod@gmail.com

Let's Get Spooky!Full transition into Fall mode here with the Ranked! crew so we're kicking off spooky season early ranking all 4 canon Ghostbusters and that one from 2016!It's a classic series, a few from which are yearly watches for us, and so let's dig in to the Ghostbusters films!Oh yeah we spoil stuff...Yeah, we're going to drop spoilers throughout so if you're still holding out on one of these and/or don't want it spoiled (first off: what's wrong with you...) but you'll need to ready the 15 second skip feature...Got an idea for a future show? Email us at: rankedmoviespod@gmail.com

Some Classics AheadWe put a cap on the Summer with our group ranking of the National Lampoon's Vacation Films. That's right, we even forced ourselves to view the made for TV Christmas Vacation 2 where you really get to see Randy Quaid shine...Let's all hop on the holiday road and get nostalgic for a time when Chevy Chase was at his most likable!Sure we spoil stuff...Not a lot of current movie talk here but we're not holding back!Got an idea for a future show? Email us at: rankedmoviespod@gmail.com

Football Is Nearly Here!It's the Fall and so why not bring back an episode recorded in a time when we were cool enough to have Arch Stanton of the Backdoor Cover Pod to join the discussion!What hit's the sweet spot for schmaltz? What non-athlete actor quarterback reign's supreme?Sure we spoil stuff...Not a lot of current movie talk here but we're not holding back!Got an idea for a future show? Email us at: rankedmoviespod@gmail.com

The Fall is Upon UsAnd we're still prepping our next ranking podcast so today: we dig into a potpourri of our favorite pieces of culture right nowWe dig into a special Vinegar Syndrome release of one of Tofu Lang's all time favorites movies, Egg Burger updates us on some films currently in theaters with a very special ranking list, and the crew talk at length about the 90's Dad Thriller (credit to Read Max and his outstanding look into the genre)Sure we spoil stuff...Not a lot of current movie talk here but we're not holding back!Got an idea for a future show? Email us at: rankedmoviespod@gmail.com

Rocky's RushmoreToday the boys are getting to our top 4 Rocky/Creed films, continuing our first conversation! If you haven't already, listen to that one first because there's very limited 'Rocky in street fights' discussions happening here...What's at the top? Which Rocky reigns supreme?So Many SpoilersJust like part one: this episode's full of spoilers so be warned!Got an idea for a future show? Email us at: rankedmoviespod@gmail.com