Opie & Carl

What happens when the "Cuban Elvis" and Opie realize a corporate podcast convention is just a "bad SNL skit"? They bail. Join the duo as they ditch the suits and hit the Philly streets for roast pork at Reading Terminal, SEPTA hit-and-run stories, and the legend of the Amish Meth Boss. This is raw, unfiltered chaos at its finest.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/opie-carl--6679362/support.

This is a pre pod episode from our time at SiriusXM.From the "Showtime" Thai prison fight documentary to the brutal reality of Manhattan rent, Opie and Carl Ruiz dive deep into why the Northeast is driving everyone insane. The duo rants about the death penalty, the secret to the perfect Fried Chicken Skin Sandwich, and why the "Southern Freedom" dream is real. This is a raw, pre-pod masterclass in Tri-State misery and "Cuban Elvis" logic.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/opie-carl--6679362/support.

Ever wondered what happens when comedians invade a millionaire's paradise like Nantucket? Join Opie as he chats with hilarious guests Vic Henley, a veteran stand-up comic, and chef Carl Ruiz about shark encounters, celebrity run-ins like John Kerry's sweater fiasco, and pacing with Stephen Wright at the Comedy Festival. Dive into this irreverent episode for laughs on beaches, soccer rants, and island antics that’ll make your daily grind feel like a vacation—listen now and escape to the chaos!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/opie-carl--6679362/support.

Opie and Carl Ruiz roam Nantucket's windy cobblestone alleys, turning a simple walk into chaotic hilarity with awkward stranger confrontations, vintage Jeep ogling, and relentless ribbing. Highlights include Opie's relentless people-bothering, Opie's eagle sanctuary rants about unhappy hopping birds that "want to soar," and the infamous moment Carl catches Opie mid-pud-pulling while storytelling. Dive into this irreverent, no-holds-barred walk for raw laughs and unfiltered island absurdity—hit play and join the wandering madness!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/opie-carl--6679362/support.

*** This is a pre podcast show where Carl came in a lot to do Opie's radio show at SiriusXM. Also on this episode comedians Rich Vos and Chris Distefano.They roast cable news stars (Jake Tapper’s “losers” wall, Shepard Smith as the “gay Riddler,” Wolf Blitzer love, Don Lemon’s ear piercing), share credit-score disasters and family drama (Carl’s baby-food Easter fiasco), and obsess over food.The talk turns gloriously gross: Rich’s infamous “shit rag” routine, dark dumps/showers, piss socks, and airport hacks—leaving the intern horrified.Plus: Aaron Hernandez suicide vs. murder debate (Bible verse detail), Isle of Man TT dangers, casino jackpot scams, body roasts, and Yankee game plans.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/opie-carl--6679362/support.

Opie and the crew take the stage at the Nantucket Comedy Festival for an unscripted, no-holds-barred riot featuring wild stories of spite-fueled bar takeovers, insane watch heists fantasies, and stealth wealth spotting among the island's elite. Joined by Chef Carl Ruiz and comedians Vic Henley and Sherrod Small, they roast everything from $440K Rolexes and lightship baskets to Boston radio mayhem and offseason island life—pure irreverent hilarity with zero filter. Hit play for raw laughs, insider rich-people dirt, and the kind of chaotic fun that made Opie Radio legendary—subscribe now and join the madness!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/opie-carl--6679362/support.

Dive into an unannounced live podcast from Nantucket's Comedy Festival where Opie turns an empty theater into uproarious gold with Vic Henley, Chef Carl Ruiz, and Sherrod Small. From billionaire parties and strip club escapades to a teen's beer-fueled expulsion from Germany and spite-fueled rants on divorce and culinary disasters, the banter flows with irreverent wit and shocking twists. Tune in for non-stop laughs that capture the raw charm of comedy's underbelly—perfect for fans craving unfiltered hilarity.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/opie-carl--6679362/support.

Ever wondered what happens when comedy legends hit Nantucket for a festival and unleash pure, unfiltered mayhem? Join Opie as he captures wild bar banter with chef Carl Ruiz and comedian Sherrod Small, from epic food philosophies and Cosby Cosmos shots to near-brawls, terry cloth shopping sprees, and a surprising cobblestone history lesson. Tune in for laughs that hit harder than the hangover—perfect for comedy fans craving raw, irreverent vibes that'll leave you booking your next island escape.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/opie-carl--6679362/support.

Ever wondered what happens when a pack of irreverent comedians invades America's wealthiest island? Join Opie as he teams up with Carl Ruiz, Sherrod Small, Vic Henley, and a surprise Ron White for wild tales of bumpy flights, whaling museum myths, and bar-hopping banter that exposes Nantucket's sneaky rich vibes. Tune in for non-stop laughs that reveal the hilarious underbelly of luxury life—perfect for comedy fans craving unfiltered fun.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/opie-carl--6679362/support.

Ever wondered what really shattered the Opie & Anthony empire and sparked lifelong feuds? Join Opie at comedian Mike Bocchetti's quirky family home for raw tales of heart-stopping health scares, behind-the-scenes betrayals, and hilarious influences from legends like Sam Kinison. Tune in for unfiltered insights that reveal the brutal truths of showbiz survival and inspire you to chase your own dreams without the drama.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/opie-carl--6679362/support.

Opie calls Carl Ruiz who's already in Nantucket living the life of a boy toy!  Opie will be joining him in a couple days to podcast as part of the Nantucket Comedy Festival but first...Ever wondered what life looks like for a comedian who's survived a heart attack and still lives with his mom? Dive into this hilarious house tour with Mike Bocchetti, where Opie uncovers antique trains, dentures secrets, and family chaos—including a yappy Chihuahua and tales of drunken mishaps. Tune in for unfiltered laughs and surprising insights that prove comedy thrives in the most unexpected places.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/opie-carl--6679362/support.

Dive into the chaos as Vic Henley teams up with Opie and Carl to roast a massive, indulgent chocolate bar that Carl hauled in—only for Opie to unleash his signature ball-busting hilarity. From giant bombs and luxury cars to Caitlyn Jenner's bold transformation, this episode explodes with unfiltered banter that'll have you rethinking your snack choices and celebrity scandals. Get ready for non-stop laughs that blend irreverent wit with surprising insights into life's absurdities.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/opie-carl--6679362/support.

Picture this: Opie straight-up smashes Bernie Goetz's demo CD right in front of him on air, sparking a legendary meltdown that had everyone fearing for their lives—then fast-forward to a yacht adventure where the crew relives it all amid thunder, clams flying onto luxury towels, and Pearl Jam deep-dive obsessions. Joined by Matt Farah of The Smoking Tire, this episode delivers non-stop irreverent chaos, from bottled water scams to the most soul-crushing documentary ever. Jump aboard for the wild stories and laughs that make this unfiltered boat ride unforgettable—subscribe now for more epic madness!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/opie-carl--6679362/support.

Picture this: Carl finally scores with the summer crush in her sundress, goes full efficiency mode with an aggressive under-the-dress move, only to pull out eight fingers covered in... surprise toilet paper. Relive the cringeworthy hookup disaster that had everyone expecting romance but delivered barbarian-level chaos, plus rare Zima chugging, vintage watch flips worth millions, and savage roasts of gas-smelling Ferraris on a rocking boat with Opie, Carl Ruiz and Matt Farah. Jump in for raw, unhinged laughs and stories that'll make you grateful you're just listening.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/opie-carl--6679362/support.

What if the "self-driving" tech everyone's hyping could actually get you killed—and the guy with a million YouTube subs knows exactly why? Join Opie, Carl Ruiz, and Smoking Tire legend Matt Farah on a wild yacht ride where they dismantle Tesla hype, swap insane high school car stories (Dodge Aspen guillotine doors included), and pay raw tribute to Patrice O'Neal's unmatched genius. OH! And Opie thought it was a good ide to fish on a yacht! This unfiltered, zero-BS episode is pure old-school radio madness on the water—hit play before the next wave (or fishing fail) hits!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/opie-carl--6679362/support.

Ever wondered what happens when radio legend Opie meets car guru Matt Farah on a luxurious yacht for an unfiltered chat? Dive into hilarious tales of boating mishaps, celebrity helicopters, and upgrading from crappy podcast gear to pro-level banter, all while cruising the Long Island Sound. Tune in for raw laughs and insider stories that prove even icons fumble—perfect for fans craving irreverent fun and unexpected adventures.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/opie-carl--6679362/support.

Buckle up for pure unfiltered mayhem as Opie and Carl road-trip to Greenwich, roasting yacht culture, spilling coffee on "privileged" coffee shop kids, and butchering classic song lyrics before finally boarding Matt Farah's (The Smoking Tire) yacht for the ultimate hang. Expect savage ball-busting, awkward rich-town encounters, and the kind of raw, no-holds-barred comedy that made Opie a radio legend—now with cars, boats, and zero f*cks given. Jump in now if you crave real, irreverent laughs that hit harder than a Kennedy scandal!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/opie-carl--6679362/support.

The second you hit play you’re getting hammered with non-stop laughs: Windmills chopping bald eagles in half while stoned, solar farms turning hawks into mid-air KFC, and Carl teaching you how to “seize the fat and lacquer the duck” between bird genocide jokes. Opie and Carl Ruiz with Vic Henley and Sherrod Small never let the comedy breathe for 52 straight minutes of pure, chaotic, old-school radio gold.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/opie-carl--6679362/support.

Join Carl Ruiz on a hilarious solo adventure from California as he ropes in beer expert Ben Perry to demystify pilsners—the crisp, underrated lagers from the Czech Republic that cleanse your palate like nothing else. From tasting classics like Mama's Little Yella Pils to debating German vs. Czech styles with irreverent banter about tattoos, Warriors gear, and passing out in urinals, discover why these low-ABV beers are perfect for boilermakers and foodies alike. Whether you're a craft beer snob or just love a refreshing sip, this episode reveals the surprising heritage and simplicity that make pilsners an everyday hero in a world of overcomplicated brews.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/opie-carl--6679362/support.

Carl just touched down from Miami after throwing the party of the century: his Grandma’s 90th birthday bash. What was supposed to be a classy, heartwarming family celebration quickly turned into a full-blown circus, and Carl has zero chill left when it comes to his relatives.Fresh off the plane and still smelling like Cuban cigars and regret, Carl unleashes an all-time rant, roasting every single family member who dared show their face including his bow tie wearing brother.No one is safe. Carl names names, spills tea hotter than South Beach asphalt, and delivers the most savage, unfiltered family takedown you’ll hear all year. If you’ve ever survived a dysfunctional family function, this episode will have you screaming “YUP” in your car.Hilarious, chaotic, and 100% real family drama – only on Opie and Cal. Buckle up.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/opie-carl--6679362/support.