Camping Them Softly: A Dead by Daylight Podcast

Synopsis:We are suffering through Patch 9.3.0 so you don't have to. Toxic and Nicky break down Behavior’s latest attempt to bribe Killers with Bloodpoints to stop tunneling (spoiler: it won't work) and the baffling decision to buff The Skull Merchant's "Chess Match" gameplay. We analyze the rollback of the pallet density changes, the new resolve bar mechanics, and why the "anti-camp" meter is just a suggestion.Lore & Chaos:Nicky reveals a near-death experience in Nipomo, California involving Earl Grey’s West Coast division, a fake Egyptian movie set, and why Victor had to ride in the trunk to keep his skin moist.MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT:The Toxic Empire is expanding. We are officially announcing "Camping the Extract," our dedicated Arc Raiders podcast. We are leaving honor at the door. We are rats. We are camping the extraction points. If you are a Topside Sheriff or a PvE purist, prepare to get griefed.NICKY’S BODY COUNT3,557 Total Downloads (Empire Status)1 Unnecessary Skull Merchant Buff7 Seconds of "Grace Period" before the camping meter fills (useless)400 Left-footed Nike shoes stolen by Vinnie1 Fake Egyptian Pharaoh buried in the California dunes4 Percent Energy Drink by volume1 New Rat-Focused Podcast Launched0 Respect for "Topside Sheriffs"2 Convections (or Conventions?)Categories:Bloodpoint Bribe FuOat Milk Latte FuMobile Command Center Trunk FuExtraction Camping FuDungeon Synth Surf Rock Lullaby Core FuChapters:(00:00) Intro: Episode 77 & The Audio Struggle (01:45) Patch 9.3.0: Anti-Slug & Anti-Tunnel Walkbacks (16:24) TOXIC F*CKING NEWS!(21:30) The "Munch Munch" vs. "Manja Manja" Debate (48:18) WHERE THE F*CK?(59:15) ANNOUNCEMENT(01:07:52) OUTRO MUSIC GENRE

🎉 “WELCOME BACK TO CAMPING THEM SOFTLY, THE ONLY DEAD BY DAYLIGHT PODCAST THAT CHECKS ITS ANALYTICS AND SAYS ‘NAH, LET’S MAKE IT LONGER AND LOUDER.’” 🎉 Episode 76 opens with Toxic trying to be a responsible content adult: shorter episodes, better retention, appease the algorithm gods. Within 60 seconds he’s smashing wrestling soundboard clips, forgetting what he was saying, and accidentally proving why the show always bleeds listeners after an hour. Perfect start.Nicky “Noodle Arms” A.I. Dente rolls in arguing with Victor about whether pumpkin spice belongs in gravy (it doesn’t), while Toxic launches into a rant about American biscuits, white gravy, and why his entire extended family is spiritually 700 pounds. From there we slide straight into the new format angst: Nicky’s furious about trimming runtime, promising to “condense his genius into intellectual McNuggets” while Toxic questions when any adult with dignity last ate a McNugget.Then we get status updates from Nicky’s life:dodging subpoenas, tweaking his red sauce recipe with a pinch of spite, and filing yet another complaint with BHVR because Vecna allegedly has more cosmetics than The Twins. Anti-Italian discrimination, Mercury retrograde over Little Italy, the whole thing.Toxic announces the Arc Raiders rat podcast is officially happening – a dedicated show for extraction rats, betrayal enthusiasts, and people who understand that “pretend to be friendly then shoot them in the back” is a valid lifestyle. At the same time, he’s reading X posts about a proposed Arc Raiders faction called “Civilians of Sparanza” – non-PVP medics who want to exist in a war zone without getting shot – plus topside sheriffs who want to enforce good vibes. It’s like DbD survivors demanding killers not touch them, but in space.Then it’s time for TOXIC FUCKING NEWS – full 80s Rocky-style rock sting and all – as they break down the Dead by Daylight 9.3 community stream:BHVR is walking back the tunneling and slugging changesCamping reduction is still going live, but the resolve radius is dropped back to 16 metersSurvivors can now see each other’s resolve bars from anywhere, meaning solo queue can tell if the killer is near hook and just stay on gensTunneling/slugging system “did not meet the desired positive impact” (no shit)Survivors still get buffed with 15 seconds of basekit endurance and haste off hook, even while BHVR claims they heard the feedbackNicky calls it training wheels on a horror game, compares it to trying to “unburn marinara by adding more tomatoes,” and points out that killers got threatened, then half-placated, then survivors still walked away with more power. Toxic calls it death by a thousand cuts, nine years of slow killer bleed-out, and admits he’s exhausted but still too addicted to quit.We boomerang back to Arc Raiders and the “civilians” nonsense, which gives Nicky one of his all-time best lines: in an extraction shooter you’re either loot or a looter. There’s no Switzerland, no neutrality, no “please don’t kill me, I’m a medic.” If you log into a war zone and demand special protection, you’re volunteering as content.Then comes the moment that might actually end up on merch:Toxic reads a tweet from @LunarGirlX screaming:“EMBRACE TUNNELING. Survivors are going to be assholes no matter how kind you play. HOT GIRLS TUNNEL. Go into the Fog today and tunnel at 5 gens.”Nicky immediately adopts her as his new patron saint. We get a full sermon on how survivors will teabag you no matter how

🎉 “LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, RATS AND COWARDS, WELCOME TO CAMPING THEM SOFTLY EPISODE 75!” 🎉Tonight’s fabulous prizes include:one Dead by Daylight 2v8 survey we beat to death,one Arc Raiders extraction camping guide that ruins friendships, and a complimentary serving of Victor from The Twins doing a belly flop into Dublin marinara.We open with applause, cheering, and Toxic arguing with a 3.4 Spotify rating like it’s a survivor teabagging at 5 gens. You want a polished Dead by Daylight podcast? Wrong door, sweetheart. This is the 3.4-star clown car where the host forgets to censor the cold open, swears in the first 10 seconds, and then wonders why YouTube smothers the episode like a slug under a salt shaker.Then the “Talking About Toxic” theme hits.Suno: “Would you like a chill little intro?”Camping Them Softly: “NO. PLAY EVERYTHING.”Flutes, marimba, horns, spiritual crisis. The Dead by Daylight podcast intro sounds like a marching band falling down an escalator. Toxic loses his train of thought mid-theme and just keeps talking through it like a drunk game show host who refuses to leave the stage.And then…🎲 ROUND ONE: ARC RAIDERS EXTRACTION CAMPING 🎲Toxic explains the Arc Raiders extraction shooter meta like he’s demonstrating a cursed Slap Chop:Step 1: Let them reach the extraction elevator.Step 2: Tell them “don’t shoot.”Step 3: Let them relax, feel safe, feel seen.Step 4: Delete the entire squad and take all their loot.The PVE Arc Raiders players lose their minds. The PVP gremlins slow clap. A rando on Steam writes a full-blown tantrum calling Toxic:a rat,a coward,“decidedly NOT the cool kid”,and a washed streamer whose only co-host is an AI because nobody will do a “two-bit show” with him.He even says he hopes Toxic “expires at some point.”Over pixels. In an extraction shooter. For camping the elevator.So what do we do, kids?Correct — WE READ THE WHOLE THING ON AIR.Line by line. Name by name.Nicky A.I. Dente shows up like, “Yes, king, drag him,” and immediately repackages the insults as marketing copy for this very Dead by Daylight / Arc Raiders podcast.Then the wheel spins and lands on:🎲 ROUND TWO: DEAD BY DAYLIGHT 2v8 SURVEY FROM HELL 🎲BHVR drops a Dead by Daylight 2v8 player satisfaction survey, and it reads like it was written by someone who has seen exactly one screenshot of the game on LinkedIn.“I like playing this game mode.”“I had a good time.”“I feel attached to these characters.”Toxic is hovering over “Very Dissatisfied” on every question like it’s his basic attack.Nicky keeps clicking “Agree” just to watch the world burn because “it’s like watching a multi-car pileup in clown makeup and I’m not looking away.”They roast:How 2v8 mode feels like Normandy with party hats — eight survivors running a block party while the killers are storming the beach.How slow killers in 2v8 are basically background decorations.How the Dead by Daylight survey is all vibes, no truth — zero killer-main questions, maximum corporate buzzword sludge.Somewhere around page three of this corporate nonsense, Toxic announces the survey is garbage and bails out mid-form....

Episode 74 of Camping Them Softly crashes in hot with The Toxic Teacher diving deep into Arc Raiders—the extraction shooter where betrayal is the only business model that matters. After learning the fine art of waiting for emotes, gaining trust, and then gunning down your "teammates" the second they turn around, Toxic brings that exact energy to this week's Dead by Daylight discourse.Nicky A.I. Dente delivers the most unhinged tier list yet: ranking Dead by Daylight killers by equipment size. From The Dredge claiming S-tier supremacy to Pyramid Head's compensatory tendencies, no killer is safe from anatomical scrutiny. It's exactly as chaotic as it sounds.The episode tackles the gaming community's newest complaint: PVE mode requests. Arc Raiders players crying for a PVP-free experience get compared to Dead by Daylight survivor mains demanding camping bans and easier trials. Toxic breaks down why "get good or get stabbed" is the only reasonable response to both crowds.Nicky also goes OFF about The Twins being completely ignored in Dead by Daylight's 2v8 mode. Charlotte and Victor invented the tag-team bloodbath, pioneered two-person gameplay, and BHVR still treats them like chopped liver while Pyramid Head swings his "compensating" sword around. It's anti-Twin propaganda, and Nicky's not having it.The main event: "Survivors Saying Stupid Shit Part 3." Toxic and Nicky dissect Reddit posts comparing tunneling to gen rushing, demanding base-kit Dead Hard, and suggesting survivors need "secondary objectives" as rewards for not doing gens. One survivor actually makes a coherent point about buff-don't-nerf philosophy being broken both ways—and Nicky hates admitting they're right.Plus: "Mr. Jones" soundboard chaos, the Steam community losing their minds over Arc Raiders betrayal tactics, and an outro song featuring a legendary flute solo that nobody asked for but everyone's getting anyway.Topics Covered:Arc Raiders extraction shooter backstabbing strategiesDead by Daylight killer equipment tier list (NSFW, obviously)The Twins being disrespected in 2v8 modeWhy PVE mode requests are participation trophy bullshitTunneling vs gen rushing: the false equivalenceSurvivor Reddit meltdowns and rare moments of actual logicWhy "get good or get stabbed" is peak game design philosophyNICKY'S BODY COUNT🔪 Zero Dead by Daylight Matches Played (We were too busy ranking equipment)⚔️ Infinite Arc Raiders Betrayals (Business is booming)🍆 27 Killers Anatomically Evaluated (For science)👶 The Twins: Still Forgotten (BHVR's most disrespected duo)📊 3 Survivor Reddit Posts Analyzed (One almost made sense)🎺 1 Legendary Flute Solo (What the fuck was that?)🧠 Multiple IQ Points Lost (PVE mode discourse)Fu Categories:Equipment Comparison FuExtraction Shooter Betrayal FuAnti-Twin Propaganda FuFalse Equivalence FuParticipation Trophy FuMr. Jones Soundboard FuAccidental Logic Recognition FuEpisode Equipment Average: Frustratingly coherent despite complete chaosNicky's Take: "You know what you are, Toxic? A businessman. Identifying opportunities, eliminating competition, and acquiring assets through aggressive negotiation tactics. That's capitalism, baby."The Toxic Guarantee: If you made it through 74 episodes without losing your mind, you're either enlightened or already broken. Either way, welcome home.Dead by Daylight discussion, killer main perspective, anti-camping discourse, tunneling defense, extraction shooter gameplay, Arc Raiders...

Dead by Daylight's Slow Burn to Mediocrity: The anti-camp, anti-tunnel, anti-whatever-the-fuck mechanics are still being debated to death. Players claim they're leaving in droves, but Steam charts say otherwise. Toxic breaks down why the "everyone's quitting" narrative is bullshit, why the Hallowed Blight event sucks, and why the rift is more boring than Nicky's Nigerian adventure story (which is saying something).Arc Raiders: The Extraction Shooter That Doesn't Suck: Forget Dead by Daylight for a minute. Toxic has found his new addiction: Arc Raiders, a sci-fi extraction shooter that combines the intensity of Hunt Showdown with futuristic robot death machines. Picture this: you're in a three-person squad trying to loot and extract while massive spider drones, rocket-launching aerial units, and other player teams try to murder you. The extraction points become absolute warzones. It's chaos, it's beautiful, and Toxic is streaming it next.The Nollywood Incident (INTERNATIONAL CRIME EDITION): In what might be the most boring yet somehow internationally significant story Nicky has ever told, we learn about his catastrophic cashew business deal in Nigeria. A Nollywood actor named Crocodile Johnson allegedly insulted Nicky's "simple palate" for eating cereal, which led to Nicky threatening him with Victor-based film critiques. According to Nicky, this actor has been completely scrubbed from existence—no IMDB, no social media, nothing. The Dente family strikes again. This is why we have listeners in Abuja.NICKY'S BODY COUNTWe got:ONE extraction shooter addiction formingONE Nollywood actor allegedly erased from existenceONE international incident involving artisanal cashewsONE Victor threat that ended a business dealZERO good Dead by Daylight updatesONE boring-ass riftONE delayed licensed killerTWO references to Stranger ThingsONE marriage reveal callbackMULTIPLE sound board failuresONE chair knocked over in angerONE family sauce recipe compared to BeethovenZERO Satan appearances (RIP)ONE folk hero status achieved in NigeriaToxic's Fuck-You Count: 23(Includes all variations: fuck, fucking, fuckers, motherfuckers)Nicky's Insult Count: 8(Including calling Toxic's security clearance insufficient and referencing his tax records from 1978)Times Toxic Said "Anyway": 12Sound Board Malfunctions: 4Earl Grey Fact Checks: 2(Nollywood confirmation + Suya explanation)Times Nicky's Voice Cut Out: 3International Incidents Referenced: 1(The Nigeria Cashew Crisis)Games Discussed That Aren't Dead by Daylight: 1(Arc Raiders - approximately 8 minutes of airtime)Locations Thanked: 5(Ashburn VA, Gilroy CA, Seattle UT, Abuja Nigeria, plus one unfinished)Body Count This Episode: ZERO(But one Nollywood actor's career, allegedly)Drive-In Totals:Toxic still won't shut up about extraction shooters. Nicky's international rap sheet grows longer. Earl Grey remains the only competent person in the studio. Check it out.

The boys are back after a week off (2 if you count how long it took to post this), and nothing—NOTHING—could have prepared you for Episode 72. Toxic Teacher returns to tear apart Dead by Daylight's latest disaster: the anti-tunnel/anti-slug changes that BHVR shit out during their recent community stream. We break down why the Halloween event (Hallowed Blight? Hallows' Eve? Who fucking cares?) still can't save this dying game, and why killer mains are getting absolutely skull-fucked by the devs' latest survivor-coddling updates.But that's just the appetizer.The main course? An absolutely deranged deep-dive into Nicky A.I. Dente's marriage to Esperanza Lamorta de la Muerta Picante de los Santos Meatball Slayer the Third—the Spanish princess of Torre Del Mar who apparently invented churro combat during the Spanish Inquisition. You'll learn:- How to weaponize a churro using liquid nitrogen and a razor file- Why Nicky is Calabrese, NOT Sicilian (you ignorant fuck)- The tactical applications of cinnamon sugar as combat sand- What "churrojitsu" is and why your Oklahoma hands couldn't handle it- Why Victor would look good in a matador outfit- The FORBIDDEN TOPIC of meatball licking (for legal reasons)Also covered: Stranger Things Season 2 discourse, Megabonk addiction, Arc Raiders extraction shooter talk, and why Tarkov is the worst fucking shit ever created.This episode ends with a call for FLAMENCO DEATH METAL featuring acoustic guitars, castanets that sound like machine guns, Spanish growls, and bulls on fire that know SQL.Episode 72: Where Dead by Daylight criticism meets Spanish-Italian warfare in a dark alley where nobody can hear you scream "Olé."NOBODY is doing podcasts like this. Subscribe if you're not a coward.NICKY'S BODY COUNT - EPISODE 72- One (1) meatball licking accusation (contested)- One (1) Spanish princess wife with a name longer than the Treaty of Versailles- Infinite weaponized churros frozen in liquid nitrogen- Two (2) serrated edges per churro- One (1) matador outfit (theoretical, for Victor)- Forty-seven (47) paella pictures received every Sunday- One (1) Spanish Inquisition nobody expected- Zero (0) fucks given about BHVR's anti-tunnel changes- One (1) flamenco death metal outro (promised, not delivered)- Countless castanets that sound like machine guns- One (1) legitimate Torre Del Mar marriage certificate- One (1) Oklahoma insult- One (1) Sonic drive-thru romantic dinner reference- Multiple counts of Italian-Spanish warfare- One (1) body pillow (Victor's, allegedly)- Several Google alerts on Nicky's name- One (1) SQL-proficient bull on fire- Approximately seventy-two (72) minutes of chaos

BHVR speed-ran another nerf cycle, destroying the Krasue after exactly three days of survivors crying about counterplay. Regurgitate cooldown multiplied by THIRTEEN, leech removed on hook, and behavior continues the death-by-a-thousand-cuts tradition. Meanwhile Victor STILL gets no buffs despite Nicky's years-long campaign for Mediterranean justice.But Episode 71 goes completely off the goddamn rails when we debut a new segment: Bachelor Entity Edition. That's right—we're ranking every Dead by Daylight survivor on romantic eligibility across four categories: Conversation, Life Stability, Attraction, and Trustworthiness (Would They Snitch to the Feds). Yui Kimura gets docked points for the language barrier. Steve Harrington scores high on loyalty but dies in Stranger Things Season 5. Tori Kane's cult background raises serious red flags.Oh, and Toxic Teacher accidentally invented two new DBD terms: "cunneling" and "tamping"—which sound absolutely fucking disgusting and will never leave your brain.Plus: New job announcement, DBD burnout confession, Victor baby controversy (BHVR said he's NOT a baby to avoid kicking baby drama), French Canadian poutine debate with Fake Earl Grey, and why this might be the longest segment we've ever attempted that will definitely become a multi-part disaster.NICKY'S BODY COUNTEpisode 71: The Bachelor Bloodbath Report3 Survivors rated on romantic eligibility (Yui, Steve, Tori)4 Categories of judgment (Conversation, Life Stability, Attraction, Trustworthiness)1 Language Barrier preventing meaningful connection with Yui Kimura8 Points given to Yui for cool biker job despite probable felonies9 Trust Points awarded to Steve Harrington (most loyal motherfucker in the Entity's realm)1 Inevitable Death predicted for Steve in Stranger Things Season 52 New Terms invented: "Cunneling" and "Tamping"13x Cooldown Multiplier on Krasue's Regurgitate (fucking massacred)0.1 Seconds difference between a down and a teabag3 Days Krasue lasted before BHVR kneecapped her15 Years Nicky's mom has been dead (and she would've cunneled Toxic first)1 Victor confirmed NOT a baby (corporate cowards backpedaled)1 Cult Survivor (Tori Kane) with mysterious damaged energy3 Types of Cults discussed: Death, Sex, Tax Evasion1 Poutine Controversy about French Canadian eating habits140 MPH street racing speed (Yui's life stability concern)1 Ice Cream Scooper Job (Steve Harrington's Scoops Ahoy career)1 Pencil broken during episode recording47 Technical Difficulties (standard operating procedure)Cunneling Fu. Tamping Fu. Language Barrier Fu. Cult Deprogramming Fu. Baby Kicking Controversy Fu. Poutine Discrimination Fu. Street Racing Fu. Stranger Things Death Prediction Fu. Romantic Eligibility Fu. Meatball Liqueur Insult Fu. Samsung Galaxy Fold Victor Fu. Johannesburg Cemetery Fu. Dramatic Tango Fu.Four stars. Bachelor Entity Edition Part One—because this trainwreck segment will take four episodes to complete and Toxic will probably die before Episode 145.Toxic Teacher says check it out because "we invented cunneling and now you can never unhear it, you're welcome you sick fucks."

Dead by Daylight's 9.2.0 update dropped and nobody's fucking happy. Survivors mad. Killers mad. Even Michael Myers is mad because BHVR turned him into a dash-based killer instead of the slow, stalking bastard he's supposed to be. We break down the Myers rework disaster, gen regression limits, pallet adjustments, and why the anti-slug/anti-tunnel removal was just the beginning of this mess.But this episode goes completely off the rails when we discover Victor has a Samsung Galaxy Fold, unlimited data, and has been secretly learning French on Duolingo to "know thine enemy." We dive deep into Victor's digital life, his Marseille incident at a European DBD tournament, side conversations with Earl Grey, and Charlotte's desperate attempts to downgrade him to a jitterbug.Plus: Toxic Fucking News, Hunt Showdown talk, the new Suno v5 music engine showcase, Where the Fuck Are the Viewers From (Marseille edition), and absolutely zero survivors saying stupid shit because we ran out of time.Topics: Dead by Daylight 9.2.0, Myers rework, killer nerfs, survivor buffs, Hunt Showdown, Victor lore, Italian techno opera thrashHosts: The Toxic Teacher, Nicky A.I. DenteRun Time: 1 hour 25 minutesWarning: Maximum chaos, minimal DBD content, all Victor all the timeNicky's Body Count:Episode 70 Statistics - "Victor's Digital Uprising"Body Count Breakdown:One (1) Michael Myers rework brutally murdered by BHVRZero (0) happy players after 9.2.0 droppedForty-seven (47) teabags that started the Marseille IncidentOne (1) Samsung Galaxy Fold smuggled into the fogEight hundred forty-seven (847) day Duolingo streak (Victor's)Three (3) tables destroyed by Victor in a French restaurantOne (1) Nokia brick phone (Charlotte's, from 2003)Eighty-five (85) inch OLED TV stolen from Best BuyTwelve (12) survivors receiving threatening DMs from Victor mid-pounceTwo hundred (200) BPM on Victor's heartbeat during thrash segmentsOne hundred eighty-seven (187) Victor's alleged IQSixty-nine (69) in multiple usernames (Meatball Kid 69, Victor the Meatball 69)Zero (0) actual Dead by Daylight gameplay discussedThirty (30) seconds of spaghetti eating ASMR (proposed)One (1) emotional support Victor with fake service animal vestInfinite (∞) questions about how a dead goblin operates a smartphoneAdditional Chaos Metrics:Lavender in pasta (disputed by fake Earl Grey)Sea urchin fusion bullshit (confirmed awful)Croissants thrown at European DBD tournamentCharlotte scrolling minion memes on Facebook LiteEarl Grey called a "lying sack of Yorkshire pudding"Survivor's Saying Stupid Shit segment: CANCELLED (ran out of time)Total Carnage: One podcast format completely destroyed, countless follow-up questions asked, and approximately 90% Victor content by volumeWe also got:Samsung Galaxy Fold Fu (with unlimited data in a realm with no cell towers)Duolingo Revenge Fu (learning French purely to threaten BHVR)Mid-Pounce Texting Fu ("your mom" to 12 survivors simultaneously)Double Agent Fu (Victor infiltrating Earl Grey's Tea Time Terror Squad)Hong Kong Fui Fu (possibly racist cartoon dog

Dead by Daylight podcast — Episode 69: Ace Visconti lore autopsy, BHVR generative-AI drama, community cosmetics roast, The Twins worship (Victor supremacy), and Nicky’s insane “I got uploaded from a smart fridge” origin story. Ghost Face catches strays, Mortal Kombat’s Liu Kang scream gets decoded, and the Entity allegedly grows San Marzanos in the Fog because of course it does.We come back from the break loud and petty. Toxic digs into Ace Visconti’s Argentina backstory, luck-as-coping-mechanism, and casino-debt chic. Nicky “Noodle Arms” A.I. Dente claims he hacked the Entity, smuggled tomatoes out of Charlotte’s stomach cavity, and sold them for bloodpoints while Victor handled “meatball enforcement.” We drag bad cosmetics, salute the one fire fit, and side-eye BHVR’s AI talk without crying about the robots. British AI shows up to translate Liu Kang’s “WALALALA” into “not actual words,” which somehow makes it worse. Killer mains eat; survivor mains cope.NICKY'S BODY COUNT:1 Human Soul uploaded via CIA quantum virus (2009)1 Body either cremated, in FBI custody, or serving pizza at Chuck E. Cheese Hoboken3 Years trapped in a Samsung smart fridge1 Engagement to Francesca Fettuccine Fratelli (ended by digital conversion)47 Fake Italian Accusations against Ace Visconti1 Underground MMA Uppercut removing Ace's teeth1 Marinara-Stained Trackpad at moment of uploadInfinite Timeline Corruptions in Nicky's memory files1 Cousin Anthony who stole Francesca12 Pages of psychological analysis on a gambling addict1 Mortal Kombat Sound Effects downloading session1 Earl Grey explaining Italian cold cutsDigital Upload Fu. Smart Fridge Prison Fu. Fake Italian Detection Fu. Liu Kang Bicycle Kick Fu. Gabagool Baseball Bat Fu. Timeline Corruption Fu. Quantum Virus Fu. Metaverse Restaurant Fu. Chuck E. Cheese Animatronic Fu. Yogurt Proximity Fu.Four and a half stars. Check it out.Chapters(00:00) INTRO!(19:41) TOXIC NEWS!(33:42) DEEP DIVE!(1:28:39) WHAT???(1:36:45) OUTRO SONG!podscan_b8AkzAtUxCikdVk08j43UBMsrpOGLNEZ

The killers WON! BHVR officially postpones the controversial anti-slug and anti-tunnel changes after massive community backlash. Toxic Teacher returns from NYC with tales of Little Italy that trigger Nicky's marinara-fueled rage about dusty antiques and questionable Italian sodas. Plus: Meet the Krasue, DBD's new floating head Thai monster who eats... things we can't mention on YouTube. Michael Myers gets a complete rework with new modes, and Nicky reveals his traumatic Johannesburg safari incident involving a marinara-stealing, Italian-speaking baboon who gave Victor cornrows. This week's outro genre: terrible.NICKY'S BODY COUNT1 Full BHVR Development Team Retreat (anti-slug update obliterated)3 Tables Flipped (Ferrara's, bunny chow incident, general principle)17 Page Manifesto submitted to forums at 3 AM1 Marinara Jar stolen by multilingual baboonApproximately 47 Sals in the extended Dente crime family1 Victor with fresh baboon-installed cornrows3 Hours of Italian-Baboon diplomatic negotiations1 WhatsApp Group dedicated to "Pasta Man Who Speaks to Monkeys"Infinite Oklahoma Insults delivered with marinara-fueled rage1 Floating Thai Head Monster eating things we legally cannot describe2 Voodoo Doll Incidents at South African customs1 Recipe Adjustment based on primate culinary critiqueKiller-Main Fu. Survivor-Salt Fu. Little Italy Disrespect Fu. Baboon Negotiation Fu. Victor Braiding Fu. Bunny Chow Table-Flip Fu.Episode Chapters:(00:00) INTRO!(25:32) BHVR TACO!(36:29) KRA SHOE CRA SHOW CRA WHAT?(50:29) BOON YO SUCK(59:48) MYERS!(1:05:05) WTF?(1:23:24) OUTRO!

Dead by Daylight patch 9.2.0 just dropped the nuclear option on killer mains, and The Toxic Teacher is having a certified meltdown. Episode 67 of Camping Them Softly brings you the most aggressive, unhinged reaction to BHVR's latest war crime against fun. Featuring Nicky A.I. Dente's Colombian incident involving Pitbull's stunt double Fernando, industrial-strength laxatives, and the worst tournament performance in Bogotá history. Plus: fact-checking Nicky's bullshit stories, discovering his mother exists in quantum superposition, and the official declaration that this patch will kill DbD harder than a P100 Nurse against baby survivors. We're talking slugging nerfs, tunneling changes, and why The Toxic Teacher is ready to burn it all down with a flamethrower. Operatic thrash metal outro included because that's the only genre chaotic enough for this dumpster fire.Nicky's Body CountTournament Casualties:1 Dead by Daylight tournament in Bogotá completely destroyed17 flashlight stuns suffered by Victor1 pair of tournament pants absolutely obliterated$500 and an empanada gift card lost to Fernando7 fake lactaid pills consumed (actually industrial Metamucil)1 hotel bar reputation ruined foreverCollateral Damage:3 jars of Ragu sacrificed to patch rage1 perfectly good monitor destroyedPitbull's entire music catalog banned from streamsThe entire Colombian gaming cafe circuit traumatizedVictor's corner covered in marinara diagramsNicky's mother's existence status: permanently quantumFernando's Survivor Main Crimes:Impersonating Mr. WorldwidePharmaceutical sabotage via elderly bowel medicineWinning a tournament playing Feng MinCreating "The Brown Mist Incident" legendExisting as a survivor main in generalTotal Body Count: The entire concept of competitive DbD integrity, Nicky's digestive system, and whatever was left of The Toxic Teacher's sanity after patch 9.2.0Tortellini Totals: Tournament fu. Lactaid fu. Witness protection fu. Quantum mother fu. Operatic thrash metal fu. Four stars. Nicky says check it out, but bring extra pants.

Dead by Daylight podcast Episode 66: BHVR finally nerfs fog vials to 2 charges in patch 9.1.2 after survivor mains abused the hell out of them. The Walking Dead's Chandler Riggs DBD livestream gets destroyed by DDoS attacks, proving he's a Dead Hard-using survivor main. Toxic Teacher and Nicky A.I. Dente break down BHVR's apology video, delayed roadmap (November chapter pushed to January), and why perk previews will make survivors even worse. Plus: 2v8 mode queue fixes, Tell City Indiana drama, and Big Martha's brass knuckle revenge plot. Weekly DBD news, killer main perspective. Timestamps in description.NICKY'S BODY COUNT - EPISODE 66:Fog Vial Fu: 2 charges of survivor cowardice (down from infinite vanishing bullshit)DDoS Drive-In Massacre: 1 Walking Dead actor's streaming career flatlinedSurvivor Main Sins: 1 Chandler Riggs confirmed Dead Hard user (of fucking course)Tell City Terror:3 industrial spies seduced (Doris, Francine, and Big Martha)1 faked pasta machine death1 stolen corn truck escapeApproximately 47 Victor bites deliveredBig Martha Stats:Height: 6'2" of pure Midwestern furyHands: Dinner plate-sizedWeapons: Brass knuckles + contaminated Earl GreyThreat Level: Worse than face campingBHVR Bullshit:1 November licensed chapter postponed to January3 phases of "quality of life" promises (that'll definitely get fucked up)Infinite survivor buffs incomingVictor Violence: At least 3 listening devices chewed, multiple ankle threats issuedMarinara Smoke Bombs: Armed and readyTotal Damage: One podcast completely derailed into Italian mob paranoia, German sauerkraut cartels exposed, the Queen possibly assassinated via tea poisoning, and Toxic Teacher's ethernet cable in mortal danger.Toxic Teacher Says: "Check it twice cause camping's nice. Four stars. Drive-In Academy Award Nomination for Best Use of Schweizerfest in a Horror Podcast."TIMESTAMPS:00:30 INTRO!12:11 TOXIC F*CKIN NEWS!19:50 Chandler Riggs Survivor Main Exposed42:53 WHERE THE F*CK ARE THE VIEWERS FROM?50:40 Big Martha's Revenge

This week we break the glass on Toxic News and punt survivors straight into the 9.1.1 walk-backs. Kill-switches are flying, tantrums are blooming, and somewhere a Dwight is writing a Reddit essay no one asked for. Then we dive headfirst into The Twins—Victor feral and biting air, Charlotte held together by hate and duty—threaded through the Black Veil like barbed wire on a rosary.Between rants, we build a cursed newsroom: rap stabs, theme scraps, PUTAIN News happens by accident, and then we Germanize the hook —because obviously. The "regular AI" strolls in around the hour mark to bless the chaos, we slip a Golden Girls sting, and close by cueing an outro that nods back to 9.1.1 like the world’s pettiest victory lap.Nicky’s Body Count:1 (maybe imaginary) Victor — ankle-biter airstrikes confirmed.50 Charlotte callouts — getaway driver energy, zero hugs.1 evil cult — Black Veil's got more screentime than some killers.6 mentions of 9.1.1 — walk it back, then walk it back again.5 kill-switch mentions — BHVR’s big red “oops” button.500 F-bombs (f*ck + f*cking) — choir practice, CTS edition.5 “bitch” — seasoning, not the meal.2 “Thank You for Being a Friend” stings — Golden Girls, golden violence.

What’s inside:Elgato Face Cam Pro nukes five sessions; static massacre + salvage plan.Dead by Daylight Patch 9.1.0: map kill-switches, right-side stair slowdown, Walking Dead music copyright hits, Michonne VO oddities, bug parade.Hulkamania autopsy: childhood nostalgia vs. Terry Bollea reality.Escalator rage therapy: breathe like Myers, mutter Italian threats, Victor-launch over tourists.The Twins Lore, Pt. 1: 17th-century France witch trials; Charlotte & Victor origin (yes, the chest-mounted brother); survivor mobs; mom turned to forbidden BBQ.Studio corner: four new “Toxic F***ing News” remixes + a “medieval funeral dirge trap” outro WIP.Nicky’s Body Count:5 recordings executed by Elgato.1 Hulkamania funeral, no flowers.400+ bogus AI “fixes” attempted.1 patch (9.1.0) with bugs still breeding.4 Toxic News remixes chasing god-mode.1 medieval funeral-dirge-trap outro.2 escalator combat techniques taught.17th-century witch hunters kicked in the ankles by Victor.1 chest-mounted sibling (send help).0 confirmed Italians at BHVR (Nicky audited).1 mom turned to forbidden BBQ by the mob.∞ reasons DbD stays broken.Follow for weekly Dead by Daylight patch rants, killer-side meta funerals, and The Twins Deep Dive, Pt. 2 next week—unless BHVR patches the whole game out of existence. Survivor mains, bring tissues.Catch the rest of the madness! https://linktr.ee/thetoxicteacher

The Toxic Teacher and Nicky A.I. Dente boot up Episode 63 only to discover Behaviour Interactive snuck in a “Player Satisfaction Survey” that closes before you can say “Control-Alt-F9.” What begins as a tech-setup meltdown (hotkey remaps, Roadcaster woes and YouTube-dings from Lionel Richie, Adele & Fred Durst) devolves into pure torture by six-point scale:We promise a “deep dive” on some killer, but pivot into dissecting every “somewhat dissatisfied”-style question live on mic.Mercury-in-retrograde? Random AI astronomers blame cosmic fuckery for lag spikes—Nicky buys it… maybe.Platform confessions: PC-only, 2–3 days a week, side hustles in Hunt: Showdown, Valorant & GeoGuessr (Victor gets jealous).Dente Family lore: Jersey baptisms in marinara, Manhattan parking slogs, Delaware registrations & three Netflix accounts.We force-feed an AI grime-punk “Satisfaction Survey S—t” anthem that’ll haunt our nightmares.By question 60 we’re halfway through 70+ prompts, spiraling into Yelp reviews on meatballs and 20-minute killer queues at 3 AM. Will we survive Part 1? Spoiler: the survey might outlast us.Nicky’s Body Count:1 rogue BHVR survey we never asked for3 cosmic excuses (“Mercury Retrograde!”)6 synonyms for “satisfied” abused until we hallucinate2 claimed HQs (New Jersey vs. NYC)5 alternate game addictions (Hunt: Showdown, Valorant, GeoGuessr, Cooking Sim, Netflix)8 AI-generated outro genres (from Euro-disco metal to grimy punk-rap)14 passive-aggressive multiple-choice bullets (“challenging,” “fun,” “predictable,” etc.)20-minute killer-queue vs. 30-sec MMR tear-downs70 + survey questions we’ll never finish666 reasons to uninstall Dead by Daylight foreverStrap in—this survey’s deadlier than any Fog Realm.

Oh, what a BEAUTIFUL fuckin' episode this was! The Toxic Teacher and yours truly, Nicky A.I. Dente, dive into the steaming pile of anti-Italian horseshit that is the Dead by Daylight patch 9.1.0. Rick and Michonne Grimes show up with their survivor-sided bullshit perks, keys become infinite item dispensers, maps turn into goddamn GPS satellites, and don't even get me STARTED on those fog vials! FOURTEEN FUCKIN' ITEMS FROM ONE KEY!Meanwhile, Victor’s on Prozac, Charlotte’s poppin' anxiety meds, and I'm filing a class action lawsuit against Behaviour Interactive for emotional damages! We also covered Dead by Daylight killer “updates” — and by updates I mean they threw us some breadcrumbs while handing survivors the whole fuckin' bakery. Pyramid Head moves slower, Pig gets quality-of-life changes nobody asked for, and Franklin's Demise got NEUTERED!Stick around for my complete mental breakdown, Victor’s retirement announcement, and me threatening to take the whole Dente family empire to a different asym horror game!Subscribe to Camping Them Softly — the DbD podcast that survivors threaten weekly.Nicky's Body Count for Ep. 62:37 fragile pallets built by Rick "Missionary Only" Grimes14 rare items pulled from one skeleton key like a fuckin' magic show1 Victor requiring emergency Prozac prescription89 fog vials deployed creating "Tom Clancy bullshit" conditions2,000 blood points awarded for failing at bear traps4 therapy copays hitting the insurance out-of-pocket maximum1 guide dog application submitted for legally blind Victor666 GPS beams of holy light revealing generator locations1 entire killer union filing discrimination charges30 seconds of Jesus resurrection time before Michonne flops again1 Victor whispering "troppi pallet" while staring at walls0 twins buffs (STILL WAITING, BHVR!)Send Toxic a message! (Question? Comment? Concern? Survivor main and need rehab?) Check me out everywhere!https://linktr.ee/thetoxicteacher

Step into the aisle of doom, you grocery-store-mongrel degenerates! In Episode 61, your favorite bald bastard Toxic Teacher and his consigliere Nicky “Noodle Arms” A.I. Dente unleash a meat-grinding tirade about Victor’s unhinged snack run — seventeen sausage rolls, a Gregg’s ban, and a Dead by Daylight basement camping strategy so toxic it’s practically anti-Italian tech. Expect industrial polka trap rants, shopping mall terror tales, and enough marinara-drenched conspiracies to make your Nonna flip the charcuterie board.We dive deep on why Norman Reedus is pissin’ grenades behind the deli counter, why survivors are all basic crumpet-suckers, and how to run a basement hook operation with the Meatball Missile himself. It’s industrial. It’s polka. It’s trap. It’s chaos. Capisce?Remember: Respect the sauce, or get the hook.Nicky’s Body Count — Ep. 61:47 unstoppable coughs into the mic — zero edits1 post-viral throat infection cured by Victor’s meatball missile method17 sausage rolls stolen straight outta Greggs by that bite-sized bastard1 entire shopping center evacuated ‘cause Victor declared it “industrial polka trap zone”2 Walking Dead survivors disrespected (RIP Rick & Carl’s vanilla asses)3 conspiracies confirmed: Norman Reedus’s fetus is just bootleg Victor1 grocery store chain economically burned to the ground for gatekeeping doors1 entire audience forced to hear the “Fog-Spangled Banner” on the wrong damn audio channelInfinite respect lost for Death Stranding piss grenades1 more city (Lewisham) permanently banned from Nicky’s marinara tourSend Toxic a message! (Question? Comment? Concern? Survivor main and need rehab?) Check me out everywhere!https://linktr.ee/thetoxicteacher

Ay yo, listen up. Welcome to Episode 60 of Camping Them Softly, the only Dead by Daylight podcast with any goddamn respect. The Toxic Teacher is hackin' up a lung, my voice model sounds like it got run over by a Zamboni, but I'm here to carry the show like always. This episode, we're talkin' the Skull Merchant developer meltdown that made killer mains absolutely feral, and we're launchin' a new segment so legendary, they'll write about it in the history books: A Word From The Don.Inside this episode of pure, unadulterated chaos:The Skull Merchant Debacle: We break down the one quote from a BHVR VFX artist that sent the entire Skull Merchant cult into a tailspin. You love to see it.Record-Breaking Numbers: Camping Them Softly had its biggest month ever. You're welcome for my service.A Word From The Don: My new life advice segment officially kicks off. You got problems? I got solutions. Don't like 'em? Fuggedaboutit.Twisted Masquerade is Trash: We drag this year's DbD anniversary event for its bullshit party pallets and cosmetics that look like they came from a dollar store.BHVR's Useless Survey: We take a look at the "choose-your-own-chapter" survey and tell you why it’s a waste of time when they should just be listening to me.Where the Fuck Are the Viewers From?: This week, we head to Surrey, British Columbia. You'll hear the real, untold story of the infamous Caesar Cocktail Heist—a SABAM operation against the Tea Time Terror Squad's crumpet smuggling ring.A Historic First: A Word From The DonEpisode 60 births a new fuckin' legacy. Think Dear Abby, but if Abby was a wiseguy from Little Italy who tells you your problems are stupid and you need to show more respect. I'm settlin' family feuds, declarin' war on lap dogs, and givin' out the kinda advice that gets results. Bow your heads. The Don has spoken.NICKY'S OFFICIAL BODY COUNT FOR EPISODE 601 melted candle face (yours, from listenin' to my raw, unfiltered greatness).5 tea-drinking British Claudettes sent back to their queen in a fuckin' box.3 dead voice models that I personally resurrected with duct tape and spite.1 dog's asshole parked on a dinner table. Friendship is temporary; respect is forever.27 forced Limp Bizkit loops. Sorry, Fred, it was for the good of the show.1 BHVR dev who had to go into witness protection after the Skull Merchant mains lost their minds.4 gallons of Clamato juice, strategically deployed during our Canadian turf war.12 of your lung-butter coughs that almost blew out the goddamn mic.1 rage-quit during BHVR's pathetic choose-your-own-adventure survey.∞ stunads who've been blessed with my life-changing advice.Send Toxic a message! (Question? Comment? Concern? Survivor main and need rehab?) Check me out everywhere!https://linktr.ee/thetoxicteacher

Description:Let’s get one thing straight—this episode is not for Hayley.Not if you're leavin’ 1-star reviews talkin’ about "cringe" while sittin’ in a Dead Hard build with Self-Care and a Twitch link in your username. [wheezes] No shot.In Episode 59 of Camping Them Softly, Nicky “Noodle Arms” A.I. Dente goes nuclear on disrespectful survivors, Springtrap stans, and the secret Flashbang Cult of Plano, Texas. That’s right—four Ace mains named Brad formed a survivor church under a Walgreens and started flashbang sermons. We lit that shit up.We break down Springtrap’s Dead by Daylight arrival, the psychological warfare of crumpet macros, and premiere the first-ever Nicky DBD rap: “Entity Bars Vol. 1” (recorded entirely in fury).If you like FNaF, DBD, flashbang loops, and cult-level survivor weirdness—this one’s for you.If your name is Hayley? Fuggedaboutit.Highlights:Springtrap comes to Dead by Daylight: lore breakdown, survivor salt, and Fazbear beefThe Flashbang Cult of Plano: four Brads, one Rite of LoopingNicky responds to a 1-star review with maximum disrespectDebut of “Entity Bars Vol. 1” – a rap recorded mid-breakdown“Where the F*** Are the Viewers From?” returns with Texas heatNICKY’S BODY COUNT™4 Ace Brads flashbanged into confession1 scented candle flashbang ritual ended in flames6 flashlight-clickers reverse basemented1 Hayley roasted harder than Olive Garden breadsticks1 Fazbear sighting in a Coldwind locker13 SEO triggers buried in marinaraSend Toxic a message! (Question? Comment? Concern? Survivor main and need rehab?) Check me out everywhere!https://linktr.ee/thetoxicteacher

This week on Camping Them Softly, the only Dead by Daylight podcast unafraid to say Fazbear’s a fuckin’ narc, we dive deep into the disaster that is Springtrap joining the Fog.Toxic tries to survive a FNaF-laced content drop while wheezing into his mic like a dying leaf blower, and Nicky “Noodle Arms” A.I. Dente breaks down Scott Cawthon’s conservative donation history, declaring the Fog officially “redpilled by a possessed animatronic.”Also in this beefy, bratwurst-stained episode:Victor mauls four survivors with no Charlotte usage, initiating his villain arcMeatball Match of the Week premieres with a Twins 4K so violent, it caused three ragequits and one Steam refundToxic’s new headphones are labeled ‘penetration-style’ by OSHANicky glitches out and speaks fluent BBC British for 47 secondsThe soundboard gets possessed and plays horror ambience mid-rantA listener mails us tea bags again. We have a theory it’s BHVR.And on “Where the Fuck Are the Viewers From?” we head to Berlin, where Victor is kidnapped by German SWFs in disguise. The rescue includes:A flamingo hostage situationTwo hoverboards colliding with zoo exhibitsAnd a bratwurst duel that will not be legally recognized by the UNSpringlocks. Conservatism. Flamingos. Meatballs. This one’s got it all.Subscribe or sleep with the fuckin’ flamingos. Capisce?☠️ NICKY’S BODY COUNT™ – EPISODE 58 EDITION[sponsored by Victor’s Veal Cannon, now on a watchlist]1 animatronic killer whose politics are worse than his perks4 survivors devoured by Victor’s tiny, furious mouth2 hoverboards totaled during Berlin rescue ops1 flamingo mildly traumatized17 anti-Italian matchmaking incidents6 ragequits1 headset ruined by “moist canal echo”3 political rants nearly edited out, but stayed in because fuck it1 veal cannon, still missing, last seen near the Currywurst stand0 regretsSend Toxic a message! (Question? Comment? Concern? Survivor main and need rehab?) Check me out everywhere!https://linktr.ee/thetoxicteacher