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How To Steal A Penguin

Author: Seán Burke and Joe O'Neill

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‘How To Steal A Penguin’ is the weekly chat of Seán and Joe, two Irish lads in London with a pocket full of dreams, a fist full of stars and bucketload of sex appeal. No penguins were harmed in the making of this podcast.
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Bob Chillin

Bob Chillin

2026-02-1849:46

This week the lads talk about witnessing a Goth open relationship, the logisitics of robbing an Estate Agent and Seán does an Al Pacino impression. Again.Seán Tour Tickets: https://linktr.ee/seanburkeshowFollow Us: https://www.instagram.com/stealapenguinpod/
Dáil McCartney

Dáil McCartney

2026-02-1152:59

This week the lads talk about the time Joe met a man named Adolf, the time Seán accidentally booked into a gay hotel and ask what would be the saddest show to go see on your own this Valentines?Seán Tour Tickets: https://linktr.ee/seanburkeshowFollow Us: https://www.instagram.com/stealapenguinpod/
Alex Gurner

Alex Gurner

2026-02-0449:54

This week the lads talk about when Joe was a big deal on an Irish meme page, Seán talks about accidentally wandering onto a military training ground and then as usual the chat breaks down into amateur film criticism.Seán Tour Tickets: https://linktr.ee/seanburkeshowFollow Us: https://www.instagram.com/stealapenguinpod/
Malcolm In The Midler

Malcolm In The Midler

2026-01-2852:01

This week the lads talk about the upcoming return of 'Malcolm in the Middle', Joe's Birthday betting antics and discuss some of the hate comments on our most recent podcast clip.Seán Tour Tickets: https://linktr.ee/seanburkeshowFollow Us: https://www.instagram.com/stealapenguinpod/
Moroccan Roll

Moroccan Roll

2026-01-2150:08

This week the lads talk about Seán's pacemaker surgery, the AFCON final and revisit one of our beloved Jeremy Iron's lesser know works.Seán Tour Tickets: https://linktr.ee/seanburkeshowFollow Us: https://www.instagram.com/stealapenguinpod/
Sticky Gervais

Sticky Gervais

2026-01-1453:16

This week the lads talk about the rare benefits of having a heart condition, the connection between David O'Doherty and Eddie Jones and for a feel good finish, they discuss their worst fears.Seán Tour Tickets: https://linktr.ee/seanburkeshowFollow Us: https://www.instagram.com/stealapenguinpod/
Lee Pace Yourself

Lee Pace Yourself

2026-01-0751:37

This week the lads talk about their paltry knowledge of Leitrim, gigging to small crowds and discuss the connection between Vanessa Carlton and Glenn Howerton. Seán Tour Tickets: https://linktr.ee/seanburkeshowFollow Us: https://www.instagram.com/stealapenguinpod/
This week the lads talk about the nether zone of time between Christmas and New Years, throwback to some Celtic Tiger TV Ads and annoy themselves talking about rage bait articles about how to save for a house.Follow us: https://www.instagram.com/stealapenguinpod/
This week the lads talk aboit Joe's surprise visits home that are no longer a surprise, a friends Christmas tree that got his building evacuated and then we talk badly about Love Actually. Tis the season. Enjoy our festive ramblings!Follow us: https://www.instagram.com/stealapenguinpod/
Tim Curry Sauce

Tim Curry Sauce

2025-12-1750:22

This week the lads talk about a remorseful phone thief, witnessing a bar fight in Swords and the downsides of being Irish in England.Follow us: https://www.instagram.com/stealapenguinpod/
Hans Zimmer Frame

Hans Zimmer Frame

2025-12-1048:57

This week the lads talk about Predator: The Musical, the time Seán went to a model airplane festival in Shrewsbury and Joe recounts his story of meeting the one and only Michael Caine.Follow our IG: https://www.instagram.com/stealapenguinpod/
This week the lads chat about social media plagiarism, Seán's deleted appearance on RTE's The Fear and hear about teenage Joe's stand up comedy debut. If you're enjoying the show please do follow us on whatever platform you use, it really does help us out.Follow us: https://www.instagram.com/stealapenguinpod/
Hugh Granted

Hugh Granted

2025-11-2652:34

This week the lads exchange stories from school, talk about Daytime TV Detective shows and Seán mentions a Welly throwing contest that went horribly wrong.Hosted by Seán Burke & Joe O'Neillhttps://www.instagram.com/stealapenguinpod/
Troy To The World

Troy To The World

2025-11-1948:35

This week the lads discussed The Running Man, relentless Plumbers and naturally got stuck into Ireland's euphoria inducing win over Hungary. Forgive us, it doesn't happen that often...IG: https://www.instagram.com/stealapenguinpod/
Pierced Brosnan

Pierced Brosnan

2025-11-1250:06

This week the lads talk about Pierce Brosnan's rudeness, Stag Parties and throwing Pizzas on the roof of the Breaking Bad house. If you're enjoying the show, please give us a 5 star rating and recommend us to a friend. We don't have any so we're relying on you.Hosted By Seán Burke & Joe O'Neillhttps://www.instagram.com/stealapenguinpod/
Shall Pacino

Shall Pacino

2025-11-0551:38

This week the lads talk about O'Neill family Oktobersesh, Louis Theroux and have a surprisingly sincere chat about drinking habits. If you're enjoying the show, please give us a 5 star rating and recommend us to a friend. We don't have any, so we're relying on you.Pod IG: https//www.instagram.com/stealapenguinpod/Seán Burke https://www.instagram.com/seanburkeshow/ Joe O'Neill https://www.instagram.com/joeyourownway_/
Joaquin On Sunshine

Joaquin On Sunshine

2025-10-2952:36

This week we talked about getting schooled by Gen Z on passive aggression, the Live Laugh Loveification of society and we talk about going to a Hot Wheels show that was absolutely not meant for us.
Ray Your Mano

Ray Your Mano

2025-10-2254:01

This week Joe tells us about the time he hosted an audience full of gangsters, Sean squeezes in a bit of ASMR and the worst comedy gig of his entire life - he most definitely is still not over it. Producer: Gareth Freiheit https://www.instagram.com/garethfreiheit/Assistant Producer: Michael Bissett https://www.instagram.com/uvgurls/Hosts:Sean Burke https://www.instagram.com/seanburkeshow/Joe O'Neill https://www.instagram.com/joeyourownway_/
Jambon Jovi

Jambon Jovi

2025-10-1550:40

This week we talk about alternative names for the podcast, Joe shares a nightmare story from his weekend shift, and we imagine what Succession would look like with the 'other' Brian Cox.
Taking The Mick Lynch

Taking The Mick Lynch

2025-10-0847:54

This week we talk about Joe pouring the most expensive Guinness you’ve ever heard of, as well as the time Sean gave trade union leader Mick Lynch’s email address and the fallout from that. Last but not least Joe talks about running into a somewhat divisive Irish internet comedian who loves telling stories.
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