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Welcome back to the Two Clueless Dickheads podcast. The best place to get all your FPL tips from some of the worst players in the game.

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Joao PedGo?

Joao PedGo?

2026-02-1020:35

Classic 2CD this one. You can decide if that’s a good or a bad thing.
Bound to be some cracking advice from Lou in here.
Happy New Year

Happy New Year

2026-01-0130:13

First ep of year recorded on the last day of the previous year. So 2 days in were already out of date. Admirable.
Transfer Train

Transfer Train

2025-12-1325:24

All aboard the transfer train as me and Lou discuss how to use the 5 free transfers we’ve been given for the week. Abrupt end as per, Wylie missing as he was busy replacing me at my family Christmas party.
The Late Late Show

The Late Late Show

2025-12-0924:09

Sorry for the delay. Blame Baz and the boys.
Jingle Bells

Jingle Bells

2025-11-2829:10

I wasn’t on this one but I do know that our very first jingle was trialled. Let us know what you think.
Mini Pod

Mini Pod

2025-11-1512:16

Just a wee one today to give you the FPL fix you need during the international break.
Loose Lipped Lou

Loose Lipped Lou

2025-11-0736:29

The boys took a timeout from their pub sesh to join me for some FPL chat. Not all that much FPL chat in the end. Fun one to record, less fun to listen to I’d have thought.
Some actual FPL advice on this one, can’t imagine it’ll be any good but we have tried.
2-1 UTFR

2-1 UTFR

2025-10-2314:56

Liverpool are pony, is Joao Pedro as well? Some of FPL’s key talking points covered here
Semenoooooo

Semenoooooo

2025-10-1733:10

Discussing Lou’s calamitous Semenyo omission and a potential BB in GW8. Guest appearance from stinky stinky Pantlin.
Defcon Snoozefest

Defcon Snoozefest

2025-10-0334:30

Defcon monsters the topic of the day as well as respective wildcards from the two shit munchers.
Technical Difficulties

Technical Difficulties

2025-09-2621:02

One of us was recording this on a train, see if you can work out who.. also shout out Lou for getting up before 9am for the first time in his adult life.
Kudos to Kudus

Kudos to Kudus

2025-09-1928:41

Very ill prepared episode this one, our lead host and agenda setter was skiving from his duties.. so me and Lou took it over and offered up some topical political opinions and dodgy FPL picks if you have some midfield holes to fill.
Wood Roasted Chaddy

Wood Roasted Chaddy

2025-09-1125:16

I (Kai) wasn’t on this one, so have no idea what was spoken about. All I’ve been told is that they slag me off quite a lot, so bound to be worth a listen for that alone.
Palmer Replacements

Palmer Replacements

2025-08-2936:47

Full disclosure this episode was recorded prior to United’s shit show in the league cup.. will potentially be some different moves from the group.
Double Up?

Double Up?

2025-08-1825:21

After a false start last week we are finally able to welcome our third host to the pod as Mr Tovell proved his worth once more as the clear top scorer of the group. Was the Salah/Haaland double up the play? We answer this question and many more as we finally have a host with some FPL pedigree.
2CD Vibes in the Area

2CD Vibes in the Area

2025-08-1230:07

The guns have fallen silent. The stars have aligned. The great wait is over. Come listen. It will not be televised.
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