Tea Time with Gabby Lamb and Harper-Rose Drummond

This week on the podcast the honks are joined by a tea time favorite, Joy. They read listener submitted stories about people who are f’d in the head. A dad saws a couch in half, a teacher teaching people in prison, a woman hiding cash in her…. Private area…. Using olive oil as lube, Joys DC hook up, and so much more. This episode will leave you feeling f’d in the head. Enjoy! Follow Joy - https://www.instagram.com/emjoy_ceramics/ Please visit Hye Optic - 5112 Hollywood Blvd in Los Angeles - for all your vintage glasses needs! https://www.instagram.com/hyeoptic/ Find & instantly book doctors appointments with ZocDoc @ http://zocdoc.com/HONK If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en Parallel Play: https://www.youtube.com/@UCU_DZDrTMniRpBPRF_bXUvw https://gabbylambcomedy.com 🎬 Video Chapter 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time 00:01:01 Favorite thing in Korea 00:10:07 Visit Hye Optic in Los Angeles 00:21:00 Today's Topic, Messed in the Head 00:23:32 STORY - Short Couch 00:27:37 STORY - Trauma Around School 00:34:39 Dirty Money 00:39:29 STORY - Match made in MAGA heaven 00:41:49 STORY - Evacuate the premesis 00:45:50 Joy's Harrowing Trip to DC 01:07:12 Joy is an Earth Angel 01:09:00 See more Joy on Patreon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Follow Bianca - https://www.instagram.com/biancacristovao/ If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en Parallel Play: https://www.youtube.com/@UCU_DZDrTMniRpBPRF_bXUvw https://gabbylambcomedy.com 🎬 Video Chapter 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time! 00:00:59 American Comedian Bianca Cristovao 00:08:42 Travel Stories 00:12:41 Mexican Ice Cream 00:19:35 STORY - In the streets of Portugal 00:30:41 STORY - Phone Alarm at TSA 00:34:25 STORY - Deprted FROM Mexico 00:37:48 STORY - DIY in NYC 01:01:15 Follow Bianca and Join us on Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week the honks read listener submitted stories on “what scares them”. Fake abortion clinics, being in relationships, speed dating, intrusive thoughts, consensual sex, a shooting in the mall of America, and so much more! Enjoy  If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en Parallel Play: https://www.youtube.com/@UCU_DZDrTMniRpBPRF_bXUvw https://gabbylambcomedy.com 🎬 Video Chapter 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time! 00:06:09 Our Biggest Fear 00:07:33 STORY - Curb Stomping Myself 00:11:31 STORY - Forced Birth Clinics 00:22:13 STORY - Everything Scares Me 00:27:42 STORY - What Scares Me? Read the email and find out 00:39:54 STORY - Probs too real but whatev 00:49:29 STORY - Scared of Men 00:53:50 Join us on Patreon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

ep195 - OPINIONS THAT HAVE CHANGED This week the honks read listener submitted stories about opinions that have changed. Gabby reminisces on theater school, Harpers love for musical theater, acting classes in LA and how they’re a scam, how abortions should be required, supporting trans people, weed addiction, vaccines, polyamory, healthcare and more weed addiction! Enjoy! If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en Parallel Play: https://www.youtube.com/@UCU_DZDrTMniRpBPRF_bXUvw https://gabbylambcomedy.com 🎬 Video Chapter 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time! 00:01:42 Changing our Opinions 00:04:37 Musicals and Acting 00:12:36 Women's Health 00:15:49 STORY - Changed my mind on Trans people 00:28:04 STORY - Weed 00:37:58 STORY - Dumb Hippy almost k*lls her baby 00:48:41 STORY - Poly People 00:49:48 STORY - Capitalism and Healthcare 00:51:44 STORY - Fat People 00:53:51 STORY - A second one about Weed 00:56:54 Join us on Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

ep194 - FASTEST YOU'VE QUIT YOUR JOB If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en Parallel Play: https://www.youtube.com/@UCU_DZDrTMniRpBPRF_bXUvw https://gabbylambcomedy.com 🎬 Video Chapters 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time! 00:03:16 Fastest we've ever quit jobs 00:08:15 STORY - Embarrassing Poops 00:10:57 STORY - Janitor at a car manufacturer 00:12:39 STORY - Nasty ass donut 00:28:26 STORY - Alcoholism and weird mouth noises 00:33:17 STORY - Dirty churches filled with ghosts 00:37:05 STORY - Old Navy 00:45:57 Join us on Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week the honks read listener submitted on how people are trying to “keep the peace” in their relationships. Gabby regrets finding AA because ignorance is bliss, the importance of taking contrary action, Lee crashes out, a wild round of everyone’s favorite game f*ck marry k*ll, faking orgasms, how mental illness is actually just keeping it real, a 13 hour orgy, not telling your best friend you hate her husband, a drunk hook up, cutting yourself off from your family and coming to terms with getting sober. This episode is a wild ride! Enjoy!  If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en Parallel Play: https://www.youtube.com/@UCU_DZDrTMniRpBPRF_bXUvw https://gabbylambcomedy.com 🎬 Video Chapters 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time! 00:06:21 FMK 00:13:21 Keeping the peace 00:13:45 STORY - I fake all my orgasms 00:25:58 Tea Time Tangents 00:31:45 STORY - Big Secret 00:36:41 STORY - Keeping Insanity Secret from my BF 00:41:00 STORY - My family doesn't know I'm never coming back 00:49:19 ADVICE - Sobriety 00:56:17 Join us on Patreon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The honks dress up (late) for Halloween, Lee turns everybody on to some white rap, then read stories about rumors that turned out to be true. Including a teacher who took a special hands on approach, a surfer from… Texas, an odd sister out, French accents and more! Enjoy Honks If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en Parallel Play: https://www.youtube.com/@UCU_DZDrTMniRpBPRF_bXUvw https://gabbylambcomedy.com 🎬 Video Chapters 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time! 00:05:25 Derrogatory and Cancellable 00:13:00 STORY - High School Story 00:19:27 Classic Tea Time Tangent 00:28:37 STORY - Loves to give head, but bad at it 00:37:38 STORY - Bestie's Situationship 00:46:39 STORY - Real Dad 00:48:47 STORY - The Jailed Pastor 00:53:58 Join us on Patreon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The best way to cook just got better. Go to http://hellofresh.com/HONK10FM to get 10 free meals + a free item for life. One per box with active subscription. Free meals applied as discount on first box, new subscribers only, varies by plan. If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en Parallel Play: https://www.youtube.com/@UCU_DZDrTMniRpBPRF_bXUvw https://gabbylambcomedy.com 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time! 00:04:54 STORY - Pints on Pints 00:15:46 STORY - Foot Burning Guy 00:22:53 STORY - Respect the Hustle 00:30:08 STORY - $1,000 and a Micro 00:32:49 STORY - PLUR 00:36:50 Join us on Patreon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Support the show & find & instantly book a top-rated doctor with ZocDoc. Head to https://www.zocdoc.com/HONK If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en Parallel Play: https://www.youtube.com/@UCU_DZDrTMniRpBPRF_bXUvw https://gabbylambcomedy.com 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time 00:00:45 Unhygienic 00:06:12 STORY - Former Type A Turned Dirtbag 00:14:05 STORY - Earring Floss 00:23:53 STORY - One Thing on a Cam 00:24:48 Tangent on a critique podcast 00:27:20 Back to the Cams 00:28:23 STORY - Sponge on the Ground 00:29:23 STORY - Butt Hose and a Taco Truck 00:33:07 STORY - Unhinged and Unhygienic 00:39:45 STORY - Hand Washing and the Smelly Guy 00:43:21 Join us on Patreon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Follow Radu - https://www.instagram.com/radubondar Support the show & switch to Mint Mobile. New customers get 3 months of their Unlimited premium wireless service for $15 a month. Head to https://www.mintmobile.com/HONK If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en Parallel Play: https://www.youtube.com/@UCU_DZDrTMniRpBPRF_bXUvw https://gabbylambcomedy.com 🎬 Video Chapters 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time 00:01:19 Opening for Dave Attell 00:05:50 Born in Romania 00:08:08 Go see Radu in San Diego! 00:09:25 Comedy Union 00:11:27 Social Media 00:14:22 Annoying Coworkers 00:14:59 STORY - Jesus Loving Openly Racist Coworker 00:32:58 STORY - Mermaid Coworker 00:41:18 Healthcare 00:48:00 STORY - Pookie Loving Dishwasher 00:56:01 This is a haunted podcast - Join us on Patreon How to Deal with Annoying Co-workers: A Friendly Guide Ever wondered why some colleagues just seem to get under your skin? Annoying Co-workers can make the workplace feel like a battlefield. But what if I told you there's a way to handle them without losing your cool? In this video, we dive into real-life stories and expert advice on how to deal with annoying co workers. Whether it's the colleague who wears a maga hat with canadian flag? or the one who thinks they're a mermaid, we've got you covered. Understanding Annoying Co-workers Let's face it, we've all had our fair share of Annoying Co-workers. They might be the ones who talk too loudly or the ones who never stop complaining. But understanding their behavior is the first step in learning how to work with annoying co worker effectively. Strategies to Cope So, how do you handle a colleague who insists on wearing a maga hat with canadian flag? to work? Or what about when you're stuck in an interview with a female new stand up comedian? who just won't stop joking? We've got practical tips to help you navigate these tricky situations. Real Stories and Insights Join us as we share stories from viewers about their most Annoying Co-workers. From the Canadian MAGA conspiracy theorist to the pooky tootin dishwasher, these tales are both hilarious and insightful. Plus, hear from a female new stand up comedian on how she deals with workplace challenges. Expert Advice Our special guest, a traveling feature comedian, shares his experiences and tips on how to deal with annoying co workers. His unique perspective will give you new insights into handling difficult colleagues. Check social links - Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ - Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6WzpEociVymnqOgLbaqX1R?si=434e2b83ae9545e5 - TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@teatime_pod?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc Conclusion Navigating the workplace can be challenging, especially when dealing with Annoying Co-workers. But with the right strategies, you can learn how to work with annoying co worker effectively. Remember, whether it's a maga hat with canadian flag? or an interview with a female new stand up comedian?, there's always a way to handle it with grace. We hope these insights help you create a more harmonious work environment. Stay tuned for more tips on how to deal with annoying co workers and make your workplace a better place. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week the honks read listener submitted stories on “types they’d never date again”. From dating white rappers, skater guys, alcoholics, a poly 40 year old with roommates and burning man, breeding kinks, a gaping hole kink, this episode will remind you why being single is so important! Enjoy!  If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en Parallel Play: https://www.youtube.com/@UCU_DZDrTMniRpBPRF_bXUvw https://gabbylambcomedy.com 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time 00:00:44 Gabby's New Face 00:05:11 Skater Boys 00:06:31 White Rappers 00:09:24 Type we want 00:12:26 STORY - Next Big Thing in Metal 00:14:19 Dating Comedians 00:15:35 STORY - Big Thing in Metal (cont) 00:17:56 We want Chefs 00:22:29 STORY - Poly Burner 00:38:28 The Pitt, Black Rabbit and Hacks 00:40:54 STORY - Skaters and Breeders 00:52:24 STORY - Gape Lover 01:04:17 Nest Week's Topic is... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Support the show and get 10 free HelloFresh meals, plus a free item for life. Head to https://www.hellofresh.com/HONK10FM If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en Parallel Play: https://www.youtube.com/@UCU_DZDrTMniRpBPRF_bXUvw https://gabbylambcomedy.com 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time! 00:01:44 STORY - Straight Women Beware! 00:11:35 STORY - Crazy Tom Cruise lover 00:23:06 STORY - Lee's addiction was my last straw 00:29:24 STORY - Ending a friendship 00:43:03 Join us on Patreon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week the honks are joined by comedian Mike Eshaq, they talk about cheating, mikes watches, massage parlors, a rage bating dad, dating your professor, women being evil, politics, and so much more!  Enjoy Support the show, find & book a top doctor today. Head to https://www.zocdoc.com/HONK If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en Parallel Play: https://www.youtube.com/@UCU_DZDrTMniRpBPRF_bXUvw https://gabbylambcomedy.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week the honks read listener submitted stories on KINKS and boy oh boy do we learn a lot! a 160 pound man who likes getting smothered by 300+ pound women, humiliation kinks, muscle mommy kinks, a cockney accent, and SO much more. Enjoy! Support the show and get a 3-month unlimited wireless plan for just $15 a month at https://www.mintmobile.com/HONK If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en Parallel Play: https://www.youtube.com/@UCU_DZDrTMniRpBPRF_bXUvw https://gabbylambcomedy.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week the honks VENT and boy is there a lot to say. Lil nas X gets arrested, North West and her corset, men who sing and why they shouldn’t, Gabby’s cooking, Lee matching with lesbians on tinder, an ancient sorceress and glamour spells, abusive relationships, cheating, Gabby’s moms tortoises, a clingy coworker, and so much more. Venting really does feel so good. Enjoy! Support the show, find & book a top doctor today. Head to https://www.zocdoc.com/HONK If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en Parallel Play: https://www.youtube.com/@UCU_DZDrTMniRpBPRF_bXUvw https://gabbylambcomedy.com 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time! 00:01:45 The Mother Honks Vent 00:04:25 Lil Nas X 00:07:51 Men Singing 00:10:51 North West Dressing Provocatively 00:14:14 Not being able to cook 00:17:16 Bacne, why do I still have it? 00:18:37 People don't know how to act in public 00:22:50 RANT - Lesbianisn 00:27:17 RANT - Stupid Abusive Ex-Boyfriend 00:37:08 RANT - Bestie in jail for a crime ex committed against her son 00:39:54 Mom rescues dogs 00:43:17 RANT - Insufferable FREAK of a coworker 00:59:48 Stay tuned for Part II Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today’s episode of tea time the honks welcome back comedian Matt LeGrande and read listener submitted stories from past episodes. Gabby turns 34, Matt has an ingrown toenail, Harper is dressed like she’s being sorted into Slytherin, we learn a lot about a high school in Appalachia, cat fishing on hinge and so much more! Support the show and get up to 10 free HelloFresh meals at https://www.hellofresh.com/HONK10FM If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en Parallel Play: https://www.youtube.com/@UCU_DZDrTMniRpBPRF_bXUvw https://gabbylambcomedy.com 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time! 00:11:34 STORY - Repeated Catfishing 00:20:02 STORY - Southern Sorority 00:43:01 STORY - Trap House - Full Story on Patreon 00:44:25 STORY - Haunted First Date 00:49:31 Join us on Patreon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Guys, this week we read stories about things you've seen at someone else's house that made you never go back. All we know for sure, if you see finely crafted balls of hair - RUN! Support the show and get a 3-month unlimited wireless plan for just $15 a month at https://www.mintmobile.com/HONK If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en Parallel Play: https://www.youtube.com/@UCU_DZDrTMniRpBPRF_bXUvw https://gabbylambcomedy.com 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time! 00:02:47 What made you never go back? 00:12:51 Laura STORY 1 00:16:36 Laura STORY 2 00:24:34 STORY - Found Something Haunting 00:32:24 STORY - It's Everywhere! 00:42:35 STORY - Cursed Images on my BF's Phone 00:47:57 Join us on Patreon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week the honks read listener submitted stories on why they left their religions. From Jehovah witnesses, Mormons, finding Christianity, priests taking advantage of people, growing up gay in religion and how that takes a toll, and why men should have hobbies. This episode will have you saying AMEN! Enjoy! Support the show! Find and book a top doctor today. Head to https://www.zocdoc.com/HONK If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en Parallel Play: https://www.youtube.com/@UCU_DZDrTMniRpBPRF_bXUvw https://gabbylambcomedy.com 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time 00:12:12 STORY - Former Johovah's Witness, Current Gay 00:29:51 STORY - Why I Left Mormonism 00:34:03 STORY - Pillhead Boyfriend 00:44:17 STORY - Haunting and Conversion 00:54:06 STORY - Bye Bye Jesus 00:54:56 Fighting over Lee 00:56:45 STORY - Harry Potter 00:58:35 Join us on Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week the honks are joined by comedian and author Amy Silverberg to read listener submitted stories about the most embarrassing things they’ve been caught doing. Amy teaches a writing class and talks about men writing their fantasy’s (which should be illegal) They read a story about a sleepover, nail biting, a stuffed Barney and so much more! Check out Amy’s new novel “first time long time” and enjoy the episode. Buy First Time, Long Time - https://www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/amy-silverberg/first-time-long-time/9781538726471/ If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en Parallel Play: https://www.youtube.com/@UCU_DZDrTMniRpBPRF_bXUvw https://gabbylambcomedy.com 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time! 00:00:41 Welcome Amy Silverberg! 00:19:20 How much of yourself is in your book? 00:22:19 STORY - Getting Caught Playing in Pre-K 00:34:07 STORY - Getting Caught, Nail Biter 00:38:02 STORY - Getting Caught, Slumber Party 00:46:49 Manifesting 00:48:54 Dads on Facebook 00:53:22 Thank you Amy! 00:57:30 Excerpt from Frist Time, Long Time 00:59:47 Join us on Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on tea time the honks read listener submitted stories on bad decisions. Gabby gives her thoughts on the new Ari aster movie “eddington”, making out with your friends grandma, wearing pimple patches, drunk driving and ratting yourself out to the cops, smoking fent and crack while listening to tea time, sugar daddies and micro peens and so much more! So strap in, strap on, this episode is a journey! Enjoy! If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en Parallel Play: https://www.youtube.com/@UCU_DZDrTMniRpBPRF_bXUvw https://gabbylambcomedy.com 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time 00:11:02 Announcement 00:13:36 Birthday Shout Out! 00:15:15 STORY - Party Trick 00:25:35 Pimple Patches 00:31:24 STORY - Drunk Driving 00:44:56 STORY - Smoking F$nt and listening to Tea Time while driving 00:49:28 STORY - Snow, gagging, his face, sugar daddy 00:54:41 Honorable Mentions Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices