The Kibitz with Connor Goldsmith & Jordan Blok

This week: Jordan's Robyn moment! More bad news for Ed Sheeran! Hopefully bad news for Bari Weiss! Those horses in NYC: it's enough already! Candace Owens, pussy fiend! A sternly worded message for the Laughing Cow! We wanna talk about Madonna and Charli! We REALLY wanna talk about Tinashe! And much much more!  Timestamps:00:00: Life Updates: The Sexistential Tour08:20: Quick Hits18:50: Things That Are That Deep: Horses in Manhattan23:47: Candace's Lesbian Exposé32:05: The Laughing Cow42:23: TINASHE HOUR BEGINSJordan's newsletter, The Uptake, is available on Substack. Go subscribe! Connor's debut comic, Did You Hear About Mimi Green?, is on shelves now. Find your local shop! The Songs of the Moment playlist is on Spotify and Apple Music.For bonus content, including exclusive Kitty Bitty segments and TV recaps, check us out on Patreon!Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

This week: Pop concerts as Connor's supplemental antidepressant! Jordan's slut era that never actually ended but is, you know, happening again we guess! Shouts to the late Bob Mackie! Channing Tatum getting caught with an alleged burner account! Clavicular catching some serious charges! Congressional candidate Chris Gallant proving he's the right choice to represent Fire Island! Ed Sheeran proving he has a craven and sinister spirit! Our deep dive on Season 5 of The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives! And much much more!  Timestamps:00:00: Life Updates11:50: Quick Hits39:55: The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives1:24:37: Music of the MomentJordan's newsletter, The Uptake, is available on Substack. Go subscribe! Connor's debut comic, Did You Hear About Mimi Green?, is on shelves now. Find your local shop! The Songs of the Moment playlist is on Spotify and Apple Music.For bonus content, including exclusive Kitty Bitty segments and TV recaps, check us out on Patreon!Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

This week: Introducing George! Emotionally healing through JRPGs! Baby joy for Ciara! Hunter Biden's obvious bisexual truth! A cursèd Wheel of Fortune Crime Corner! New frontiers in Wasian discourse! Inde Navarette's Oscar campaign! The surprisingly petite truth of Greenland! Dating for the plot! Phaedra and CT dating for real! And much much more!  Timestamps:00:00: Life Updates: The debut of George04:17: Metaphor: ReFantazio (light spoilers!)31:26: Quick Hits1:04:09: Jordan's Current TV Reccs1:12:58: Music of the MomentJordan's newsletter, The Uptake, is available on Substack. Go subscribe! Connor's debut comic, Did You Hear About Mimi Green?, is on shelves now. Find your local shop! The Songs of the Moment playlist is on Apple Music and Tidal.For bonus content, including exclusive Kitty Bitty segments and TV recaps, check us out on Patreon!Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

This week: Jordan's Slayyyter apotheosis! Connor's rough month! Celebrating the late Dolly Parton and Tim Curry! Our deep disdain for Hayden Panettiere's cursèd mother! Our fervent best wishes for Busy Phillipps! Anna Faris's dispatch from co-parenting hell! Melissa Gilbert not really reading the room! Leah Remini joining RHOBH! Actually scientific cures for the hiccups! And much much more!  Timestamps:00:00: Jordan Updates: Ascending with Slayyyter10:10: Connor Updates: A Grim Month17:37: Quick Hits59:59: Professor Diva's Science Section1:11:06: Music of the MomentJordan's newsletter, The Uptake, is available on Substack. Go subscribe! Connor's debut comic, Did You Hear About Mimi Green?, is on shelves now. Find your local shop! The Songs of the Moment playlist is on Apple Music and Tidal.For bonus content, including exclusive Kitty Bitty segments and TV recaps, check us out on Patreon!Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

A Monday! Miracles do happen.This week: Connor's alarming new neighbor! Jordan's advice from Kelly Rowland! Pouring one out for Hayden Panettiere! Brad Pitt announces he's drinking again! Checking in with John Hinckley, Jr.! Kaia Gerber's possession by demonic forces! The official casting announcement for the MCU X-Men! Jane Schoenbrun's new masterpiece! Way more information on insect sperm than you ever wanted! And much much more! Timestamps:00:00: Connor Updates: Ava 2.0 AWOL12:01: Jordan Updates: Advice from Kelly Rowland22:00: Quick Hits1:00:41: Teenage Sex & Death at Camp Miasma (mild spoilers)1:08:24: Professor Diva's Science Section1:20:16: Music of the MomentJordan's newsletter, The Uptake, is available on Substack. Go subscribe! Connor's debut comic, Did You Hear About Mimi Green?, is on shelves now. Find your local shop! The Songs of the Moment playlist is on Apple Music and Tidal.For bonus content, including exclusive Kitty Bitty segments and TV recaps, check us out on Patreon!Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy