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Sink your fangs into The Rewatcher: True Blood the podcast where Ash, Alaina, and Mikie resurrect True Blood one ridiculous episode at a time. Join this unholy trio as they unpack the southern gothic chaos of Bon Temps — from vampire love triangles and questionable accents to every time someone dramatically says “Sookeh.” Expect passionate rants, psychic-level thirst for Eric Northman, wild tangents about supernatural etiquette, and a dangerous amount of Southern impressions.
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Season two is here WITHOUT the months long wait and it is GIVING! Picking up where we left off, everyone is scandalized by the corpse found in Andy's vehicle, but Tara is downright horrified! Sookie gets a double whammy of shocking news, and Jason is just out in these Bon Temps streets joining the closest cult he can find!Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as we fangirl about Nan Flanna Bob, we worry about Lala's current state of being, and we formally decide on the proper way to apologize to us, And don’t forget to follow us at @the_rewatcher on Instagram for special bonus content!! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
With Jason in the clink, Sookie's dedication to find out who the murderer is renewed, but her outspokenness about what she has discovered puts her in grave danger. Tara has landed herself in a bona fide resort, but is it the Devil in a Sunday hat? Arlene's kids finds some unsettling things in the garage as Season 1's mystery is finally exposed, leading us to a confrontation that had us SHOOOK!
Rewatch, Listen & Laugh Mikie gets crass (again), Alaina compares a character to a hotdog, and Ash offers some extremely valuable relationship advice that we should DEFINITELY commit to merch ASAP!
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Sookie cozies up to Sam to do some sleuthing to figure out who the murdered girl in her vision was, and has some WILD thoughts about how important she is to Bill. Jason & Amy navigate their relationship issues, and take one last trip. Tara is denied by Lettie Mae, but makes a new influential friend with a penchant for giant- Paul Bunion pigs. Meanwhile, Bill completes the ritual welcoming his newly sired vampire daughter Jessica, and she is hilariously annoying.Rewatch, Listen & Laugh the love for Deborah Ann Woll begins, Lala has an iconic moment, and Ash's heart falls out of her ass because of an incoming fax!And don’t forget to follow us at @the_rewatcher on Instagram for special bonus content!! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
Sookie reacts correctly to finding Sam naked on the foot of her bed, but spends the rest of the episode acting like an absolute asshole. Tara has her exorcism and slays her demon, but it doesn't stick. Meanwhile, we get a glimpse behind the curtain, and watch as Bill is punished for murdering a vampire by creating another.Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as Alaina talks about teachable vampire turning moments, Ash theorizes hard about who the killer is, and Mikie rejoices at some buttermilk biscuits!And don’t forget to follow us at @the_rewatcher on Instagram for special bonus content!! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
The episode starts with a baptism of blood as Sookie gets a front row seat to Vampiricide, and returns home to see another household member found murdered. Tension is high as Bill makes promises that he cannot keep, and Sookie reels from everyone not being truthful with her!Rewatch, Listen & Laugh we continue to drag the piece of garbage that Amy is, Alaina has to recover from an epic swoon, and Ash's canine suspicions prove correct!And don’t forget to follow us at @the_rewatcher on Instagram for special bonus content!! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
Emotions are running almost as high as Jason & Amy and everyone is messed up! With a fourth coffin at the fire, and Bill NOT back in his hidey hole, cookie fears the worst, as Tara is messed up by the fact that the exorcism seems to have actually WORKED!Rewatch, Listen & Laugh Ash feels alone up on that hill, Alaina & Mikie express their interest in helping Eric conserve water, and we worry about Sookie’s OB health! And don’t forget to follow us at @the_rewatcher on Instagram for special bonus content!! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
Home Box Office starts off the episode with a literal bang, and ends with one as well! This week, Sookie gets lucky, but remembers her horrific past with Uncle Fartlett. Lettie Mae & Tara deal with their demons, and Jason continues his downward V spiral. Rewatch, Listen & Laugh Ash worries about #SavingThePossums, Alaina gets glamoured by Pam (because-- honestly! Who isn't!?), and Mikie gets shamed by vampire Bill for his wandering eyes! And don’t forget to follow us at the_rewatcher on Instagram for special bonus content!! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
Bake your tuna casserole and bring it to the Stackhouse residence, because this week we're gathering to mourn Sookie's beloved Gran! Emotions are running almost as High as Jason, and this episode takes you through all of them in a truly beautiful episode!Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as we all become Tara stans, Maxine has a fall from royal grace, and Mikie struggles to make a dick joke!And don’t forget to follow us at the_rewatcher on Instagram for special bonus content!! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
Sookie decides that Bill is ABSOLUTELY NOT 'QUITE the DOM!' Overwhelmed by his 'you're-o-peein' display last week, she opts for a little distance and perhaps a date with her golden retriever boss! Meanwhile Jason and Lafayette take V and have VERY different experiences!Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as Alaina wishes that more people were like Gran, Mikie thinks Bill looks sexy with his hair pushed back & Ash is devastated by a Bon Temp loss.And don’t forget to follow us at the_rewatcher on Instagram for special bonus content!! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
This week Jason is suspected of murder, and is taken in for questioning, but things take an unexpectedly hilarious turn when he downs an ENTIRE VIAL of V! Meanwhile, Sookie and Bill head to Fantasia for some recon, in hopes of clearing Jason's name!Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as Ash picks her True Blood allegiance, Mikie is horrified and delighted by some unhinged special effects, and Alaina basks in the beauty that is Eric Northman!And don’t forget to follow us at the_rewatcher on Instagram for special bonus content!! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
We pick up where we left off, with our gurl, Sookie in grave danger surrounded by some nasty ass vamps at the Compton Residence! After an INFURIATING encounter that leaves Bill looking like QUITE the SUB, Sookie suddenly isn't so keen on pursuing things with her room temperature vampy gentleman caller!Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as Ash is swept away by Bill's magical words, Alaina worries about Dawn's OB health, and Mikie worries that the stray dog population of Bon Temps MIGHT be at risk!And don't forget to join the conversation on Instagram at @the_rewatcher! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
After being beaten BRUTALLY by the Ratrays, Sookie has a date with death, quite literally! Saved by Bew Compton, Sookie's infatuation only gets more intense! Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as Ash makes a really insightful case for why Sam is a dog, Mikie gets aggressive with his euphemisms, we all fiercely oppose the concept of nacho titties!And don't forget to join the conversation on Instagram at @the_rewatcher! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
Rewatchers!!! Welcome to Bon Temps, baby! Ash, Alaina, and Mikie are sinking their teeth into the very first episode of True Blood : “Strange Love.” This week we're introduced to Sookie Stackhouse, the telepathic waitress who’s just trying to serve up burgers and mind her own damn business, but spends most of her time dodging thought boners from patrons... ew. But the monotony turns to melodrama when Bill Compton, a real vampire walks into the bar. Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as we worship at the altar of Bon Temps Tara, Mikie does his Donald Duck impression, and poor ash turns ALLLLL the shades of Red!And don't forget to join the conversation on Instagram at @the_rewatcher! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
Well, Rewatchers, we've reached the end of the road with our journey through the Hellmouth! It has been such a freaking blast rewatching and chatting with you all! Sure, last week was the series wrap episode, BUT! We HAD to 'carpe diem '(seize that fish, baby!) and have none other than TOM LENK on to discuss our Season Seven hero, Andrew Wells! Join us while we talk about eye phobias, Tom puts on his detective hat to give us the deets on some potential follicular misdemeanors, and we get a special message AND full sneak peak from the artist who created our theme music for season two of The Rewatcher: True BloodDON'T MISS TimeTravel is Dangerous!!! Check HERE to find it in your area, OR rent/buy it on streaming platforms when it becomes available on November 21st! Looking to get more of Tom Lenk?? Follow him at @TommyLenk on TikTok & Instagram! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
Rewatchers!!! Thank you for your input on socials!!! This week we all celebrate the completion of Season 1 of the Rewatcher! Join us on a trip down the Hellmouth’s memory lane as we talk about the moments, characters, and quotes that made us love Buffy SO MUCH!Don’t forget to listen next week when we have a special guest to help us say goodbye to Sunnydale, for THIS rewatch at least! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
Rewatchers!! We have reached the final episode of BUFFY!!! Check out our social Media Wednesday-Friday for themed posts where we grill you on your favorite moments of Buffy: 'That's Slayed" moments, iconic fashion moments, the series "Most Valuable Slayer", favorite episode, as well as call out your favorite moments of our coverage of this beloved show! We want to bring your comments and thoughts into the Series Wrap Episode we will publish next week!!!In the final episode of the series, the first gets a little too cocky, and ends up inspiring Buffy with a course of action! Who will survive this apocalypse?? Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as Ash has an awakening about how freaking hot Nathan Fillion is, Alaina wishes for MORE Angel, and Mikie breaks out his Cher impression. And don’t forget to follow us at the_rewatcher on Instagram for special bonus content!! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
We pick up where we left off- with Faith and the potentials in GRAVE PERIL, and Buffy finding THE weapon! But RUH Roh! Buffy needs to dash! Not only did "Faith go boom" but Buffy has to dash her Capricorn ass to wherever the potentials are convened to "told you so" them into the next century!The peeps at Chez Summers seem ready to bury the hatchet and investigate Buffy's new weapon! It's the key (not Dawn-key) to fighting against the First dammit, and we are HERE FOR IT!Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as we discuss Caleb's psychotic charm , Xander's junk gets a nickname, and Ash gives Mikie & Alaina $42 to stop talking about something again!And don’t forget to follow us at the_rewatcher on Instagram for special bonus content!! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
With Buffy freshly voted off of Slayer Island, the remaining residents of the Summers Residence deal with pure MAYHEM! Kennedy wants to KILL SHIT NOW, and is NOT living a life where she's accepting of Faith's assertion of power. They scramble to come up with their OWN plan, recycling information that Buffy LITERALLY told them last episode.. just a different venue. Meanwhile, Buffy B&E's into a house and declares that it's hers now. she throws on her baggy sadness clothes, clicks on some Adele and retreats into a spiral, heartsick over her poor choices.Rewatch, Listen & Laugh we talk about roid rage, we draw another parallel to MEAN GIRLS, and Alaina tries to tick off as many euphemisms for fooking as she can think up!And don’t forget to follow us at the_rewatcher on Instagram for special bonus content!! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
After the ABSOLUTE SHITSTORM of last week, Buffy is having issues dealing with the consequences of her decisions- and EVERYONE is feeling a certain way about it! The First's moves on the chessboard in Sunnydale set the stage for one of the most ridiculous moments of the show!Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as we sympathize COMPLETELY with exasperated cats, we debate the hotness of flipping tables, and unpack a episode ending that had Ash literally screaming at the Podlab TV!And don’t forget to follow us at the_rewatcher on Instagram for special bonus content!! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
Faith & Willow return from New Angeles with a gravely injured potential, and shit is a mess. The fallout from last week has everyone's guards up, and NOW it's not ONLY the First that is sowing discord. The first has a new bestie, and he is TERRIFYING.Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as we worship at the altar of Tom Lenk, cheer on a new baddie, and say farewell to a favorite potential (we do we do!)And don’t forget to follow us at the_rewatcher on Instagram for special bonus content!! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.





How i can found a donuts song? It’s not googlable 🥲
Xander's injured eye is the same eye he had covered when he wore the pirate costume on Halloween.
It was it was only on my most recent rewatch and listen to this podcast though of this. when fighting Adam the card that Xander got with the heart and Xander truly gives the heart of Scoobies time and time again without any real skills or power Xander risks his life to save his friends. When Xander is confronted by his father his worst nightmare is that he does not have the heart.
God, Dawn finding Tara is heartbreaking. The girl has now lost basically 3 moms and she is 1 year old. Like sure Buff came back, but she still watched what had become her mom after joyce died die to save her, and now after just getting her back in her life full time she loses Tara and has to find and sit with the body???
OMG, getting so annoyed at you guys Buffy bashing all the time!
New York Times crossword, baby!
what if Angel is the Big Bad for telling Buffys friends to lie to her? 🤔
"Rage in the cage" is a line from Rob Zombies' song Living Dead Girl.
I thought they were going to make a Ripper spin-off. There was a lot of talk about it at the time.
I love that they introduced Mikey in the intro!
This is one of my favorite episodes of Angel, and I love his scenes with Faith. That said, I LOL'd a few times hearing u roast different scenes. Great fun!
GET ON TT ALREADY!!! I need you there. k?
omg Doug Mothafuckin Jones???!! the GOAT
Am I the only one hates the whole long ass super cut- theme song intro? I love buffy, love this podcast, love Ash n Alaina. Hate the intro.
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oz should of been with V. I HATE THAT HE KILLED HER. it sucks he cheated on will. will is gay anyway
hate. keep it separate. love Buffy. not an angel fan. love you guys.
would love for you guys to take on "rewatcher: angel" loved that show too back in the day inserting the angel crossovers is a great idea
For any fellow Team Four Star fans here, Spike "pressed the Angel button. He shouldn't have done that".
wow poor timing considering their current controversy