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This episode we’re heading back to 1987 to talk about The Hidden, a movie that somehow slipped past me for decades. Which is impressive considering I basically grew up raised by VHS tapes and late-night cable. Starting this movie, I honestly had no idea what the hell I was watching. Was it a Lethal Weapon knockoff? Some forgotten 80s cop thriller? Or one of those movies that would’ve been a permanent resident on MonsterVision back in the day? Turns out… it might be a little bit of all of that. In this episode we dive into the weird charm of The Hidden, why it feels like pure 80s chaos, and why some movies are way more fun when you stop trying to take them seriously.

Lets diving deep into Tod Browning's classic, 'Freaks 1932,' exploring its impact as a seminal 'horror movies' film. This isn't just a simple 'movie review'; it's a discussion that examines the controversial themes and lasting legacy of Browning's masterpiece. Join us as we break down why this 'film' continues to resonate today.

The Lodge is not a movie that scares you quickly. It isolates you, unsettles you, and quietly removes your footing — and then it waits. In this episode, we take a long, spoiler-heavy deep dive into one of the coldest psychological horror films of the last decade. This isn’t a surface-level review or a quick recap. We break down The Lodge piece by piece, examining how isolation, grief, guilt, belief, and neglect collide to create something far more disturbing than a traditional scare movie. We get into: Why isolation in this film isn’t just a setting, but a weapon How grief and religious trauma shape perception and behavior The uncomfortable role the children play — and why intent stops mattering How the film manipulates reality and trust, both for the characters and the audience Why the ending isn’t a twist, but a consequence This is not “fun horror.” This is sit-with-it horror. If you’re looking for jump scares or easy answers, this movie — and this episode — probably isn’t for you. But if you like horror that respects your intelligence and isn’t afraid to be emotionally brutal, The Lodge rewards slow attention. ⚠️ Full spoilers discussed. This episode assumes you’ve seen the film or don’t mind knowing exactly where it goes. 🎙️ Part of the Moonshine Militia Podcast Network Subscribe for long-form horror conversations, deep dives, and the movies people still argue about years later.

Most vampire movies are about seduction. 30 Days of Night is about being on the menu. In this deep dive, I take my time with 30 Days of Night — a movie that removes daylight, removes hope, and replaces “hero moments” with exhaustion, bad decisions, and survival math. This isn’t a quick revisit. This is a full breakdown. We get into: Why “30 days of night” is a death sentence, not a gimmick How the setting becomes more dangerous than the vampires Why these vampires feel like an infestation, not villains How the movie treats survival as endurance, not victory And why the ending refuses to let you feel good about anything This movie isn’t scary because of jump scares. It’s scary because it never lets you rest. If you think 30 Days of Night is just another mid-2000s vampire flick with snow… Guess what? You’re wrong. 🎙️ Part of the Moonshine Militia Podcast Network

Krampus is one of those movies people love to argue about. Is it horror? Is it dark comedy? Is it a Christmas movie? Or is it just chaos wrapped in tinsel? In this revisit, I take another look at Krampus and dig into what actually works, what people tend to misunderstand, and why this movie has aged better than a lot of folks want to admit. We talk about: Why Krampus isn’t trying to be subtle How folklore is used as punishment, not myth The tonal whiplash between horror and dark humor Why the movie feels mean on purpose And whether Krampus works better as a Christmas horror film than people remember This isn’t a hype episode — it’s a reassessment. If you think Krampus is just a goofy holiday monster movie… Guess what? You’re wrong. 🎙️ Part of the Moonshine Militia Podcast Network

We’re back in the retro horror vault to re-examine Jack Frost (1997) — no, not the Michael Keaton dadcore flick. We mean the mutant snowman slasher film, where holiday cheer comes with a body count and a carrot in some truly questionable places.This follow-up to our 2022 review dives deeper into the icy absurdity of this straight-to-video cult horror gem. From antifreeze plot armor to killer puns that would make Freddy Krueger groan, Jack Frost is back — and still somehow real.Thanks for listening! Hit follow, throw us a rating if you're feeling festive, and for the brave souls out there — watch the YouTube version with visual horrors included.

Mall Santas, demonic elves, zombie reindeer, and a Christmas Eve that goes completely off the rails — A Christmas Horror Story is the kind of holiday anthology that feels like somebody dared horror writers to ruin Christmas and then filmed the results.In this episode, I break down the twisted stories, the moments that shouldn’t work but somehow do, and why this movie quietly became a cult holiday staple for horror fans who like their Christmas with a little blood and a lot of chaos.We talk:Which storylines hit the hardestThe moments that still feel meanWhy this movie is way better than people give it credit forAnd what makes it perfect “background nightmare fuel” during the holidaysIf you think Christmas horror can’t be fun, nasty, and surprisingly clever at the same time…Guess what? You’re wrong.

What happens when you mix a snowed-in cabin, a struggling writer, and a mysterious injured stranger who might not be entirely human?Yeah… nothing good.In this episode, I dive into the 2021 winter horror flick Red Snow — a low-key vampire film that flew under a lot of radars but absolutely deserves some love. This one blends isolation, folklore, dark romance, and slow-burn tension into a cold, bloody little story that honestly surprised me more than I expected.We talk vampire lore, creepy cabin vibes, what this movie does right, where it stumbles, and why Red Snow is the kind of hidden gem that horror fans should have on their winter watchlist.So pour a drink, turn down the lights, and let the snow fall… Because in the mountains, not everything out there is human.

Ho ho… NO. I went into the theater to check out the brand-new Silent Night, Deadly Night (2025) remake, and let me tell you right now — Santa did not bring what I asked for. The only real gift I received was the fact that I got in for free… because if I had paid money for this, somebody would be getting permanently added to my Naughty List. In this episode, I break down what this remake gets wrong, what it almost gets right, and why some cult classics should really just be left alone. From awkward re-imagining choices to full-blown “what were they thinking?” moments, I pull absolutely no punches and tell you straight up whether this one is worth your time — or if you should just go back and rewatch the original and protect your holiday horror spirit. So grab a drink, sharpen your candy cane, and come hang with me as I unwrap this cinematic lump of coal — because here on Guess What? You’re Wrong!, even Santa isn’t safe. 🎅🔪 #GuessWhatYoureWrong #SilentNightDeadlyNight #HorrorPodcast #MoonshineMilitia #HorrorPrinceShine #HolidayHorror

This episode was one that I recorded for the folks over at The Retro Movie Geek podcast for their Spooky Flix Fest 2025! Short and sweet!

In this pulse-pounding episode of "Guess What? You're Wrong!", I corral Kelvin and Sasonari aboard the undead express for a wild ride through 2016's zombie masterpiece Train to Busan. Expect heart-wrenching father-daughter feels clashing with high-octane horde-dodging, as we argue over plot holes bigger than a zombie's appetite—who lives, who bites the dust, and why on earth would anyone trust that shady conductor? Kelvin swears the train's safer than my enchiladas; Sasonari bets on the baseball kid as MVP. Spoiler: We're all hilariously doomed to disagree. Choo-choo into the chaos for laughs, gasps, and zero survivors in our sanity!

In this hypnotic episode of Guess What? You're Wrong!, we're shambling into the 1932 pre-Code classic White Zombie—the first true zombie flick! I am going to look at Bela Lugosi's chilling role as voodoo overlord "Murder" Legendre, who turns a Haitian honeymoon into a nightmare of jealousy, black magic, and undead slaves. Inspired by William Seabrook's The Magic Island, this indie gem (shot in 11 days on a $50K budget) features Lugosi commanding recycled Universal sets with his piercing stare.

Join us for Episode 115 of Guess What? You're Wrong! as we dive deep into Ryan Coogler's chilling 2025 vampire thriller Sinners. Set in the hauntingly atmospheric Mississippi Delta, this film follows twin brothers returning to their hometown in search of redemption, only to confront a sinister supernatural force. Blending gritty Blaxploitation influences with soulful blues undertones, Sinners delivers a unique horror experience. We’ll unpack the film’s themes, standout performances, and Coogler’s bold directorial vision. Tune in for a lively discussion filled with surprises—guess what? You might just be wrong about this one!

Send us a textThis movie was originally supposed to be covered back in October of 2024.  We finally got to it!  Christine, with her hit and miss internet is back!  Join us as we dive into Interview With A Vampire from 1994!Find Guess What? You're Wrong! on the socials!FacebookInstagramTwitterTikTokYoutube

Send us a textPrepare to be terrified! In this classically spooky episode, I'm joined by the fantastic couple from Ozark Still Works, Wayne and Jen Herbert, for a chilling deep dive into the 1974 cult classic "It's Alive!".Join us as we dissect this terrifying tale of a monstrous offspring born under mysterious circumstances. Expect insightful commentary on the film's social and political anxieties, and of course, the signature Guess What? You're Wrong! brand of witty banter and hilarious wrongness.Don't miss this horrifyingly fun episode!Find Guess What? You're Wrong! on the socials!FacebookInstagramTwitterTikTokYoutube

Send us a textPrepare for a bloodbath of fun on this episode of Guess What? You're Wrong! where we finally slay the undead beast that is our long-awaited coverage of the 1987 vampire classic, The Lost Boys.Yes, you heard that right – the movie that was supposed to be one of our Halloween 2024 treats is finally arriving, fashionably late, like a teenage vampire who just discovered the joys of staying out past curfew.Join me and my trusty sidekick, Kelvin, as we delve into this cult classic about two brothers who move to a town that's more bite-y than a swarm of mosquitoes. Expect witty banter, insightful commentary (mostly), and maybe even a few unintentional puns that will make you groan louder than a teenage girl at a boy band concert.So grab your garlic, stake out your listening spot, and prepare for an episode that's more fangtastic than a midnight showing at a drive-in theater. The Lost Boys await!"I tried to inject a bit of humor with phrases like "fashionably late," "more bite-y," and "unintentional puns." I hope you find this version more entertaining!Find Guess What? You're Wrong! on the socials!FacebookInstagramTwitterTikTokYoutube

Send us a text Get ready to jolt yourself back to the golden age of horror! On this episode of "Guess What? You're Wrong!", we're diving headfirst into the 1931 masterpiece, "Frankenstein." Forget the campy versions you might be thinking of. This film, with its groundbreaking special effects and chilling atmosphere, still packs a punch today. We'll dissect why this classic continues to terrify audiences decades later, exploring how they brought the monster to life in 1931, how this film captured the essence of Mary Shelley's novel while adding its own unique cinematic flair, and examining the enduring power of the themes of creation, isolation, and the fear of the unknown that still resonate with us today. So grab your favorite spooky snack (mine's definitely popcorn!), dim the lights, and prepare to be chilled to the bone as we explore the enduring power of "Frankenstein" on this week's episode of "Guess What? You're Wrong!" Find Guess What? You're Wrong! on the socials!FacebookInstagramTwitterTikTokYoutube

Send us a textGet ready to sink your teeth into this episode of Guess What? You're Wrong! as we welcome a brother in shine, Jeremy Stewart to discuss the 1996 cult classic, From Dusk Till Dawn. We'll dive deep into the film's spectacular plot, iconic characters, and, of course, the ever-gorgeous Salma Hayek.Together, we'll explore the film's transition from a gritty crime thriller to a full-blown horror flick. We'll discuss the memorable performances, the over-the-top violence, and the film's lasting impact on pop culture. So, grab a stake, a bible, and maybe a snack (because you never know when a vampire might strike), and join us for a hilarious, blood-curdling good time.Welcome to the Titty Twister!  Where they got all kinds of pussy!Find Guess What? You're Wrong! on the socials!FacebookInstagramTwitterTikTokYoutube

Send us a textThis episode was originally recorded for The Retro Movie Geek Podcast, their yearly Spooky Flix Fest.  They released on their platform, and now you miscreants have it to!    Hit up Mom and Pop Video Shop on the YouTubes to check out all they have to offer for Spooky Flix Fest!Find Guess What? You're Wrong! on the socials!FacebookInstagramTwitterTikTokYoutube

Send us a textOkay, so maybe I'm a little biased. I mean, who doesn't love a good vampire story? But this time, I'm not talking about the sparkly, brooding kind. I'm talking about the real deal: the kind that turns people into blood-sucking monsters and turns small towns upside down.In this episode, I'm diving headfirst into the 1979 made-for-TV movie, Salem's Lot. And let me tell you, it's got everything you could want in a horror flick: vampires, creepy kids, and a whole lot of bad acting.Join me as I jump into this classic film, from the hilariously over-the-top performances to the awesome? special effects. I'll also try to figure out why this movie has managed to stand the test of time, despite being so cheesy. So, grab your popcorn, turn off the lights, and get ready for a fun, campy ride through Salem's Lot.  Nostalgia? Find Guess What? You're Wrong! on the socials!FacebookInstagramTwitterTikTokYoutube