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Welcome to another stunning episode of the Grumpy Stew Podcast. And by "stunning" I mean "mediocre". This episode brings us closer to our Lord and Savior, Jetway Jesus. (Repent or forever be stuck in a middle seat in basic economy.) Fun stuff in this episode includes: * An idiot in over-sized shoes somehow managed to breach the secure area in Terminal 5, JFK * Savage woman throws scalding hot water in the face of a working Flight Attendant * A long rant about stupid, selfish, and ignorant people. * Mechanic at a major airline got busted for sabotaging a plane. As always, like the freakin' videos, and subscribe to the channel, share with your friends. (Repeat as necessary) You can find your Grumpy Stew on: SoundCloud: https://soundcloud.com/grumpy-stew-podcast Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0llQqGg1M4Q2rJM9en3c1W  https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC3414lMe7ax778eNULpAQZg Facebook: www.facebook.com/grumpystew Insta: @Grumpystew #grumpystew Twitter machine: @grumpysteward Much of the music heard on this podcast was provide byBbeSound music, Purple-Planet and HookSound.  

Hey, it's Dylan, the world's grumpiest flight attendant, back with another episode of the Grumpy Stew Podcast. Thoroughly mediocre show with plenty of puns, foul language, and a lady trying to breastfeed a cat. Be sure to check out everything Grumpy Stew at www.TheGrumpyStew.com Music media provided by Lynne Publishing via Pond5 #TheGrumpyStew #FlightAttendants

In this episode of The Grumpy Stew Podcast, the Grumpy One regales you with an expletive-filled rant about selfish jerks who refuse to wear the friggin' mask. PS: Just wear the effin's mask, ok?? Visit the Grumpy One online: www.grumpystew.com Listen to my audiobooks: www.dylanvoiceover.com Don't be a jerk and wash your hands.

Today's episode is a conversation between The Grumpy One and the woman behind the social media sensation Jumpseat Confessionals. Jumpseat Confessionals is a Canadian-based flight attendant, with a social media community of flight attendants on Twitter and Instagram. In this episode, we discuss the COVID disaster and how it has impacted the aviation industry, how Jumpseat Confessionals utilizes social media to create community among flight attendants, jumpseat therapy, the Russian crash landing and the role of the flight attendant on board the aircraft, and subsequent ranting about moron passengers. Jumpseat Confessionals can be found online: Twitter: @jumpseatconfes2 Instagram: @jumpseatconfessionals #jumpseatconfessionals If you'd like to purchase audiobooks narrated by yours truly, just follow www.dylanvoiceover.com The Grumpy One can be followed on social media: Facebook: www.facebook.com/grumpystew Twitter: @GrumpySteward Instagram: @GrumpyStew #GrumpyStew All things Grumpy Stew can be found at www.thegrumpystew.com

Well, the Grumpy One is back with a post-holiday episode. Initially, this episode was to be released to YouTube on NYE, however, I decided to edit out a four-minute digression about my neighbor and her dogs. While saving the edit, the audio file for the YouTube version somehow became corrupted. So, this one is just available on MP3, SoundCloud, and Spotify (for now).   In this riveting episode of The Grumpy Stew Podcast: I regale you grumps with stories from Christmas 2018 Introduce you to my term of endearment for my (least) favorite New Yorkers—New York Long Island Assholes, (NYLIA for short). NYLIA dad with sick kid attempts to spread a super virus Said NYLIA gets into several arguments with crew and passengers Crazy dude tries to enter a lavatory several times with his luggage and then claims to be a Federal Air Marshall NYLIA demands pajamas and slippers for a 6.5hour flight to LHR Entitled yuppie twat loses her shit over a cup of hot water Somewhere in there, I get distracted by my neighbor's dogs New segment: Grumpy Stew Confessions   Lots of ways to listen to the GSPC: SoundCloud: https://soundcloud.com/grumpy-stew-podcast/the-grumpy-stew-podcast-3 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0llQqGg1M4Q2rJM9en3c1W Free Download: http://thegrumpystew.libsyn.com   The Grumpy Stew Podcast on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC3414lMe7ax778eNULpAQZg   Follow the Grumpy Stew on social media: Twitter: @GrumpySteward #grumpystew #grumpystewconfession Instagram: @GrumpyStew Facebook: www.facebook.com/grumpystew   Shameless plug: I narrated an audiobook. Buy the fucking thing here: https://www.audible.com/pd/FOTUS-Audiobook/B07ZS4BRVS?asin=B07ZS4BRVS   All music used in this podcast is royalty-free and comes from a variety of sources, including; YouTube, Purple Planet, etc

Welcome back to another comedy-packed episode of The Grumpy Stew Podcast. Funny story. I had over a week to prepare material and think of something entertaining to talk about, but I didn't do that this week. So, instead I pretty much just winged an entire episode. * Flight Attendants improvise professionally * Morons ask stupid question * Morons that don't believe the answer to their stupid questions * Morons that get trapped inside of lavatories because they can't negotiate a door * I went to a cat cafe * Korean BBQ is a great scam and I wish I thought of it * I don't care about your stupid kid, Karen * Oh, and I flog the book I narrated for like 20 minutes * Outtakes at the end If you are NOT yet an Audible member, follow this link to get a free copy of FOTUS: A Novel, by Kevin Kunundrum (narrated by yours truly) https://www.audible.com/pd/B07ZS4BRVS/?source_code=AUDFPWS0223189MWU-BK-ACX0-170361&ref=acx_bty_BK_ACX0_170361_pd_us If you already have an Audible account then contact me directly for a promocode. Listen to the GSPC on... SoundCloud: https://soundcloud.com/grumpy-stew-podcast/the-grumpy-stew-podcast-3 Spotify: https://soundcloud.com/grumpy-stew-podcast/the-grumpy-stew-podcast-3 Free MP3: http://thegrumpystew.libsyn.com Follow The Grumpy One on social media... Facebook: www.facebook.com/grumpystew Insta: @GrumpyStew #GrumpyStew Twitter: @GrumpySteward Music came from the YouTube Library, Purple-Planet Music, and Chris Zabriski Copyright Dylan Walker 2019

I'm baaaaack! That's right, the Grumpy Stew is back with an all-new episode of the podcast. Today's thrilling episode includes: * Tips for drugging your children * George Carlin's Parenting Guide * Shamless plugging * Two separate stowaway incidents * I tell ya a little bit about the audiobook I narrated Your Grumpy Stew can be followed on social media: Facebook: www.facebook.com/grumpystew Instagram: @grumpystew #grumpystew Twitter: @grumpysteward Listen on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC3414lMe7ax778eNULpAQZg SoundCloud: https://soundcloud.com/grumpy-stew-po... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0llQqGg... Free MP3s can be downloaded here: http://thegrumpystew.libsyn.com All of the music heard in this podcast is royalty-free and comes from a variety of sources, please contact me if you need more details.

The Grumpy One is back with another episode, though this time it's only new-ish. Since I'm so hard pressed for free time these days, I thought I'd try something different, and rehash a previous episode, and add some improvements. Plus, I have some Breaking Grumpy Stew News. The Grumpy One has been hired to read an audiobook. (No, really.) We welcome new stews to the Church of Jetway Jesus The Grumpy One demands a tithe for every Jetway Jesus Miracle performed in the jetway. A goofy noob asks me if I have any hobbies. Spoiler: kicking assholes out of my plane is my hobby. Drunk Aussie girl almost pukes on my colleague and the asks if she can lay on the floor. How about "no" and "buh-bye"? I love it when flights cancel. Crazy Yuppie Lady gets the boot before even stepping into the aircraft. My old high school friend Tom flies to Reno and tries to explain thermodynamics to a hill person. Cross-eyed nitwit asks me if I've accepted the Lord Jesus as my Savior. Do me a favor, if you think this crap is even remotely funny, please share it on social media. But that's after you've SUBSCRIBED to the GSPC on YouTube.   As always, your favorite grump can be followed on social media: Twitter: @grumpysteward IG: @grumpystew #grumpystew Facebook: www.facebook.com/grumpystew   There are several ways to enjoy the GSPC: Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0llQqGg1M4Q2rJM9en3c1W SoundCloud: https://soundcloud.com/grumpy-stew-podcast/the-grumpy-stew-podcast-3  Listen on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC3414lMe7ax778eNULpAQZg  

GSPC Ep 30 Description for MP3   Hey, it's the Grumpy Stew back with another episode of the podcast for flight attendants.   Man, it's been a crazy summer, and we're only two thirds into the busy summer flying season, but that hasn't stopped PAX from making the news.   - Crazy girlfriend hulk smashes a laptop over her boyfriend's head. - Nigerian dude tried to stowaway on a 737 by clinging to a wing with his luggage. - Drugged-up DJ got a one-way ticket to Destination F*cked. -Regional Stew got his hand used as a dog's chew toy. - Jerk in basic economy decided he didn't like his seat in row 36 and tried to steal an upgrade. - Mom almost checked her kid to the final destination. - Desperate Serbian guy called in a fake bomb threat to try to score with a Lufthansa stew.   And all of that was just in the last week!   Your Grumpy Stew can be followed on the Twitter @grumpysteward Insta: @grumpystew #grumpystew   Listen on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0llQqGg1M4Q2rJM9en3c1W   Listen on SoundCloud: https://soundcloud.com/grumpy-stew-podcast/the-grumpy-stew-podcast-3   Listen on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC3414lMe7ax778eNULpAQZg

The Grumpy Stew is back with another dull-filled nonsensical episode.   In today's episode: * I turn 39 over the course of my last block of flying. Return home to a huge stack of mail, including three offers from local insurance reps to help find the right supplemental Medicare insurance for me. * Cue the first shameless plug. * I worked a trip to Berlin during a European heatwave, extort $20 out of Billy Bush for a cup of coffee,  and watch Germans melt in the heat. * Cue bad Bush and Arnold impressions. * Crazy lady tries to kidnap a little kid in the middle of a concourse in ATL. * I remind dying people that they should just stay home. * Mother of two wearing non-existent top gets denied boarding in Malaga. * I encourage people to have a little emergency cash stash just in case. * Children should be kenneled. * Then I show you guys the Paki Toiler Horror Show. * This episode is terrible. * The DHS plans to send hundreds of TSA agents to southern border to tell migrants to remove their shoes.   As always you can find the Grumpy Stew on social media. Twitter machine: @grumpysteward Insta: @Grumpystew #grumpystew Facebook: www.facebook.com/grumpystew You can watch the GSPC on Youtube:  https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC3414lMe7ax778eNULpAQZg Listen on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0llQqGg1M4Q2rJM9en3c1W   Don't forget to say your nightly prayers to Jetway Jesus.

The Grumpy One is back with another thrilling, (perhaps even exhilarating), episode of The Grumpy Stew Podcast. Ok, calm down. * I rant about one particular pet peeve I have with fellow stews. * Mind the shameless plug for a moment. * I then show you guys a picture I took of the lav after returning from Rome. I swear it's the work of a Jackal. * Then I rant about the bobbleheads (AKA the burka durka people) and how an AVML lady annoyed me. * BTW, don't tell the obvious lez that black coffee is "manly." * I have a nasty habit of messing with waiters. * And I tend to notice regional driving habits. Do me a favor, I need coffee. But more than that, I need you to click Like on the videos and subscribe to the channel. K, thanks. You can follow The Grumpy One on social media. Twitter Machine: @grumpysteward Insta: @grumpystew #grumpystew Facebook: www.facebook.com/grumpystew   You can watch the GSPC on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC3414lMe7ax778eNULpAQZg   Also available on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0llQqGg1M4Q2rJM9en3c1W

It's another riveting episode of the GSPC (calm down). Complete with fart jokes and mocking a fat guy with no neck. Highlights include: * Dumb people that unpack their bags like they're moving in. * Japanese dude accidentally OD's on coke while attempting to smuggle drugs from Bogota to Tokyo. * Dumb guy that thinks his TV screen can scan his credit card. * Drunk dude flying on Spirit lights one up. * Lots of drunk Russian action, including a broken leg and a chick fight. And the Piece de Resistance  *Fat Aussie dude denied seating in the exit row because he's too fat. *Plus more fat jokes.   Your Grumpy Stew can be followed on the Twitter @grumpysteward Instagram: @grumpystew #grumpystew Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0llQqGg1M4Q2rJM9en3c1W Listen on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC3414lMe7ax778eNULpAQZg  

The Grumpy One is back with another riveting episode of the Grumpy Stew Podcast.   In today's episode:   Chatty Uber Driver Chatty Hotel Van Driver Chatty Cathy the FA And faking a BM to escape said Chatty Cathy   Moving along:   We watch a moron struggle with an overhead bin Roundly mock said moron.   Then: Funny Stuff Grandma Says   Finally: Gotta talk about the Moscow accident PAX removing bags from bins Then I shred to pieces the fatass that complained about his refund. Lots of fat jokes   Please subscribe and share with your friends.   Watch and SUBSCRIBE on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC3414lMe7ax778eNULpAQZg   Or catch me on the Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0llQqGg1M4Q2rJM9en3c1W   The Grumpy One can be followed on the Twitter: @grumpysteward   Insta: @grumpystew #grumpystew   Facebook: www.facebook.com/grumpystew

Today's episode, the Grumpy Stew discovers he's too profane for Google Ads.   Other topics include: Crazy Korean Nut Lady and her 11 Filipino "housekeepers". Drunk Russian hog-tied on an Aeroflot flight from BKK. And a really disgusting open leg wound.   Links: Listen on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC3414lMe7ax778eNULpAQZg The Grumpy Stew Podcast on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0llQqGg1M4Q2rJM9en3c1W Your Grumpy Stew can be followed on the Twitter @grumpysteward Follow the Grumpy Stew on Instagram: #grumpystew

The Grumpy Stew has returned with a fresh episode about why he's so grumpy.  Please like, subscribe, download, share with your friends--whatevah, and feel free to leave questions or comments.  Your Grumpy Stew can be followed on the Twitter @grumpysteward Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0llQqGg1M4Q2rJM9en3c1W Listen on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC3414lMe7ax778eNULpAQZg

The Grumpy Stew is back with more rants and incoherent ramblings about (shocker!) stupid people and armchair experts. Please like, subscribe, download, share with your friends--whatevah, and feel free to leave questions or comments.  Your Grumpy Stew can be followed on the Twitter @grumpysteward Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0llQqGg1M4Q2rJM9en3c1W Listen on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC3414lMe7ax778eNULpAQZg

After a long break, The Grumpy Stew has returned with a fresh episode about absolutely nothing in particular, and then I ramble incoherently about changes within the industry. Please like, subscribe, download, share with your friends--whatevah, and feel free to leave questions or comments.  Your Grumpy Stew can be followed on the Twitter @grumpysteward Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0llQqGg1M4Q2rJM9en3c1W Listen on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC3414lMe7ax778eNULpAQZg

Today's podcast is brought to you by the letters F and U. I'm just kidding. Today's podcast is all about the polar vortex and bad passenger behavior. Please like, subscribe, download, share with your friends--whatevah, and feel free to leave questions or comments.  Your Grumpy Stew can be followed on the Twitter @grumpysteward Listen on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC3414lMe7ax778eNULpAQZg