C7 Miniature Misinformer Podcast

Episode 15 dives into a massive week in tabletop wargaming with the launch of Warhammer 40,000: The Maelstrom – Lair of the Tyrant, featuring Huron Blackheart, new Red Corsairs rules, and multiple Battleforce boxes. We break down the return of the Chaos Defiler, new Adeptus Mechanicus units like Archmagos Terminus & the Hastarii, and major Age of Sigmar drops including the Sylvaneth Battletome, Grove Guardian, and a full Ossiarch Bonereapers release wave.Beyond Games Workshop, we cover Warcrow’s new dwarf faction from Corvus Belli, Konflikt ’47’s roadmap and Festung Europa momentum, Blood & Plunder’s 1.4 errata, and Catalyst Game Labs’ clear stance on AI-generated content.Plus:• Hobby Scandals & Community Watch• Brush Tips Nobody Asked For• Fake Ads (Maelstrom Vacation Packages™)• Miniature Court – Hobby Crimes on Trial• Bold Predictions for Warhammer 40K & Age of SigmarIf you love Warhammer 40K, Age of Sigmar, Chaos Space Marines, tabletop gaming news, miniature painting, and wargaming commentary, this episode delivers sharp takes, community insight, and hobby humor.Because in the Maelstrom… even the pirates have battleforces. Music and Sound credits:Breaking News Intro Logo 2 - Sound Effect by Breakz Studios from PixabayNewsReportMusic - Sound Effect by freesound_community from PixabayCrowd noise - Sound Effect by JARASNAT ANUJAPAD from PixabayUplifting Intro Music for YouTube and Podcasts by Joshua Wales - Sound Effect by Josh from PixabayHarp Glissando Up C7 1 - Sound Effect by floraphonic from PixabayTime to Clean - Music by Cam from PixabayNews Logo Intro - Sound Effect by Breakz Studios from PixabayMagic Descend 3 - Sound Effect by Benjamin Adams from PixabayGavel of justice - Sound Effect by Martha Whitehouse from PixabayPolice Siren Cinematic HD - Sound Effect by English from Pixabay

Episode 14 dives headfirst into a chaotic week in tabletop gaming with Games Workshop dominating the news. We break down Chaos Battleforce boxes hitting stores, new Age of Sigmar battletomes for Disciples of Tzeentch and Lumineth Realm-lords, made-to-order Space Marine characters, and the arrival of Warsmith Kravek Morne and the Iron Warriors.We also cover major non-GW news including Marvel Crisis Protocol adding Kang and Iron Lad, Konflikt ’47 launching with Festung Europa and a full roadmap, and the Trench Crusade Community License, a rare example of clear and creator-friendly IP rules in tabletop gaming.Along the way we roast hobby outrage, deliver brush tips nobody asked for, read from the Fake FAQ of the Week, and unpack why nothing in Warhammer is real until it’s officially clarified.If you love Warhammer 40K, Age of Sigmar, miniature painting, tabletop wargaming news, and laughing at rules arguments before they hit the FAQ—this episode is for you.🎲 Warhammer 40K & Age of Sigmar🎨 Miniature Painting & Hobby Culture⚔️ Tabletop Wargaming News🔥 Fake FAQs & Community ChaosBecause if it’s unclear, it’s probably intended.Music and Sound credits:Breaking News Intro Logo 2 - Sound Effect by Breakz Studios from PixabayNewsReportMusic - Sound Effect by freesound_community from PixabayCrowd noise - Sound Effect by JARASNAT ANUJAPAD from PixabayUplifting Intro Music for YouTube and Podcasts by Joshua Wales - Sound Effect by Josh from PixabayHarp Glissando Up C7 1 - Sound Effect by floraphonic from PixabayTime to Clean - Music by Cam from PixabayNews Logo Intro - Sound Effect by Breakz Studios from PixabayMagic Descend 3 - Sound Effect by Benjamin Adams from PixabayTenefo - Sound Effect by freesound_community from Pixabay

It’s a massive week in tabletop wargaming and Games Workshop dominates the conversation as the New Year Warhammer Preview Live 2026 detonates the hobby news cycle. In Episode 13, we break down everything from HuronBlackheart and the Red Corsairs, Aeldari Corsairs and Prince Yriel, the Maelstrom narrative supplement, new Age of Sigmar releases, Blood Bowl elves, and the Horus Heresy Custodes reveal—including why the internet absolutely lost its mind and why it really needs to calm down.We also roll into Drama Dice, where random factions collide with ridiculous scandals, deliver brush tips nobody asked for, unpack community fatigue during preview season, and roast hobby outrage with equal parts love and sarcasm.Beyond Warhammer, we cover major tabletop news including Infinity’s limited-time Acontecimento Combat Force, StarCraft tabletop miniatures from Archon Studio, Marvel Crisis Protocol’s Adam Warlock and new Asgardians, John Blanche’s grimdark Masterclass Volumes 3 & 4 from Army Painter, and rumours of Bolt Action French armies.If you love Warhammer 40K, Age of Sigmar, Horus Heresy, miniature painting, tabletop gaming news, and laughing at hobby drama without becoming part of it—this episode is for you.🎲 Warhammer 40K🎨 Miniature Painting⚔️ Age of Sigmar & Horus Heresy🎲 Tabletop Wargaming News🔥 Hobby Drama & Community CommentaryListen, laugh, and remember: preview season never sleeps. Music and Sound credits:Breaking News Intro Logo 2 - Sound Effect by Breakz Studios from PixabayNewsReportMusic - Sound Effect by freesound_community from PixabayCrowd noise - Sound Effect by JARASNAT ANUJAPAD from PixabayUplifting Intro Music for YouTube and Podcasts by Joshua Wales - Sound Effect by Josh from PixabayHarp Glissando Up C7 1 - Sound Effect by floraphonic from PixabayTime to Clean - Music by Cam from PixabayNews Logo Intro - Sound Effect by Breakz Studios from PixabayMagic Descend 3 - Sound Effect by Benjamin Adams from Pixabay076456_2d6 rolling dice - Sound Effect by freesound_community from PixabayKids halloween music jingle - Sound Effect by Tomáš Herudek from Pixabay

January hits the tabletop world hard. In Episode 12 of C7 Miniature Misinformer, we break down the biggest Warhammer and wargaming news of the week with satire, context, and a healthy dose of hobby reality. From Logan Grimnar taking Miniature of the Year, massive Maggotkin of Nurgle reveals, new Chaos battleforce boxes, and Spearhead announcements, to Blood & Plunder’s huge second wave and the reveal of Warhammer World USA, there’s no shortage of releases—or outrage.We also dig into New Year hobby resolutions, creator burnout, the annual “I’m quitting Warhammer” cycle, and why local communities keep thriving while the internet melts down. Expect fake ads, unsolicited painting tips, and our rotating mini-game as we distill the week’s hobby outrage into a single sentence.Whether you’re deep into Games Workshop, dabbling in indie wargames, or just here for the laughs, this episode keeps the hobby fun, informed, and a little bit unhinged. Music and Sound credits:Breaking News Intro Logo 2 - Sound Effect by Breakz Studios from PixabayNewsReportMusic - Sound Effect by freesound_community from PixabayCrowd noise - Sound Effect by JARASNAT ANUJAPAD from PixabayUplifting Intro Music for YouTube and Podcasts by Joshua Wales - Sound Effect by Josh from PixabayHarp Glissando Up C7 1 - Sound Effect by floraphonic from PixabayTime to Clean - Music by Cam from PixabayNews Logo Intro - Sound Effect by Breakz Studios from PixabayMagic Descend 3 - Sound Effect by Benjamin Adams from PixabayMain Library - Super Fanfare - Sound Effect by Jim Scott from Pixabay

Episode 11 of C7 Miniature Misinformer dives into siege warfare, seasonal chaos, and hobby confessions that probably should’ve stayed secret. We break down the new Horus Heresy Siege Assault Battle Group, Made-to-Order Warhammer 40K terrain, ongoing Grotmas reveals, Eldar rumors, and the return of Huron Blackheart — all while keeping things light, satirical, and very hobby-accurate. Plus: Brush Tips Nobody Asked For,fake ads, community check-ins, and a round of Hobby Confessions that proves none of us are innocent.Perfect for fans of Warhammer 40K, Horus Heresy, Age of Sigmar, Infinity, WarCrow, tabletop wargaming news, and miniature painting humor.Subscribe, rate, and join the chaos! Music and Sound credits:Breaking News Intro Logo 2 - Sound Effect by Breakz Studios from PixabayNewsReportMusic - Sound Effect by freesound_community from PixabayCrowd noise - Sound Effect by JARASNAT ANUJAPAD from PixabayUplifting Intro Music for YouTube and Podcasts by Joshua Wales - Sound Effect by Josh from PixabayHarp Glissando Up C7 1 - Sound Effect by floraphonic from PixabayTime to Clean - Music by Cam from PixabayNews Logo Intro - Sound Effect by Breakz Studios from PixabayMagic Descend 3 - Sound Effect by Benjamin Adams from PixabayTechology Intro (Short Version) - Sound Effect by Breakz Studios from PixabayChristmas Sleigh Bells Jingling - Sound Effect by DRAGON-STUDIO from Pixabay50 Caliber MG - Sound Effect by freesound_community from PixabayParty horn - Sound Effect by freesound_community from Pixabay

This week on C7 Miniature Misinformer, the tabletop internet loses its mind over the Grotmas Calendar, a new Warhammer 40K balance update brings the nerf bat out in force, Total War goes fully Warhammer with a massive AAA reveal, and Bolt Action marches into the digital battlefield. We break it all down with hobby satire, community chaos, fake ads, brush tips nobody asked for, and a round of Hot Take Roulette. Perfect for Warhammer, miniature painting, and tabletop wargaming fans who like their news with humor.Subscribe, rate, and join the chaos! Music and Sound credits:Breaking News Intro Logo 2 - Sound Effect by Breakz Studios from PixabayNewsReportMusic - Sound Effect by freesound_community from PixabayCrowd noise - Sound Effect by JARASNAT ANUJAPAD fromPixabayUplifting Intro Music for YouTube and Podcasts by Joshua Wales - Sound Effect by Josh from PixabayHarp Glissando Up C7 1 - Sound Effect by floraphonic from PixabayTime to Clean - Music by Cam from PixabayNews Logo Intro - Sound Effect by Breakz Studios from PixabayMain Library - Super Fanfare - Sound Effect by Jim Scott from PixabayWheel Spin Click Slow Down - Sound Effect by freesound_community from PixabayMagic Descend 3 - Sound Effect by Benjamin Adams from Pixabay

Dive into this week’s chaotic, comedic, and surprisingly insightful roundup of tabletop wargaming in the C7 MiniatureMisinformer! In this episode, we tackle the UltramarineUproar of 2025, explore the hype and controversy around Warhammer: Darkwater, and break down the latest Games Workshop news, leaks, and community meltdowns. Plus: Brigands of Arja updates, Deadzone beta changes, Battletech app woes, Monsterpocalypse leaks, and more from across the tabletop gaming world. We also deliver Brush Tips Nobody Asked For, absurd Fake Ads, and this week’s Rotating Mini-Game: One-Star Hobby Review —dramatic readings of the worst (and most believable) hobby product reviews ever written. If you love Warhammer 40k, Age of Sigmar, skirmish games, indie tabletop titles, hobby humor, painting tips, or wargaming community chaos, this episode is for you. Topics Include:• Ultramarine protests & blue paint shortages• Warhammer: Darkwater previews & drama• Games Workshop rumors & leaks• Firelock Games Brigands of Arja update• Mantic’s Deadzone beta rules• Battletech MercFaction app issues• Warmachine, CMON, Stargrave, and more• Hobby mental wellness & comedy• One-Star Hobby Reviews mini-game Perfect for hobbyists, painters, lore fans, competitive players,and anyone who loves tabletop wargaming news with a comedic twist. Subscribe, rate, and join the chaos! Keywords: Warhammer 40k podcast, Games Workshop news, tabletop wargaming podcast, Age of Sigmar, Warhammer Darkwater, Ultramarines, miniature painting tips, hobby comedy, Battletech, Deadzone, Brigands of Arja, Warmachine, CMON, Stargrave, indie wargaming, miniature gaming humor, wargaming news show. Music and Sound credits:Breaking News Intro Logo 2 - Sound Effect by Breakz Studios from PixabayNewsReportMusic - Sound Effect by freesound_community from PixabayCrowd noise - Sound Effect by JARASNAT ANUJAPAD from PixabayUplifting Intro Music for YouTube and Podcasts by Joshua Wales - Sound Effect by Josh from PixabayHarp Glissando Up C7 1 - Sound Effect by floraphonic from PixabayTime to Clean - Music by Cam from PixabayNews Logo Intro - Sound Effect by Breakz Studios from PixabayMagic Descend 3 - Sound Effect by Benjamin Adams from PixabayHuge Hit Logo - Sound Effect by Alex_Kizenkov from Pixabay

Dive into this week’s chaotic hobby roundup as The C7 Miniature Misinformer Podcast covers the biggest tabletop gaming news from Warhammer, Age of Sigmar, Horus Heresy, Old World, Necromunda, Legions Imperialis, and more. We break down the Warhammer World Championships (AdMech wins!), the glitch-filled Warhammer Preview stream, new Nurgle Warhammer Quest reveals, Necron battalion announcements, Ultramarines narrative updates with Captain Titus, Tau Twin Lance suit, Tyranid Prime, Maggotkin showcases, and GrandCathay Old World reveals. We also highlight new board games, Warmachine teasers, Warlord Games releases, Mantic updates, and community reactions across the hobby.Featuring:• Hobby Scandals recap• Community Watch highlights• Brush Tips Nobody Asked For• Fake Ads & satire• Full Events & Exposés breakdown• “Lore or Bore?” mini-game• Weekly predictions for Warhammer 40k, AoS, and more Perfect for Warhammer players, miniature painters, tabletop gamers, and fans of hobby humor & gaming satire. Stay informed — and entertained — with the 60% real, 40% fake news you never knew you needed. Music and Sound credits:Breaking News Intro Logo 2 - Sound Effect by Breakz Studios from PixabayNewsReportMusic - Sound Effect by freesound_community from PixabayCrowd noise - Sound Effect by JARASNAT ANUJAPAD from PixabayUplifting Intro Music for YouTube and Podcasts by Joshua Wales - Sound Effect by Josh from PixabayHarp Glissando Up C7 1 - Sound Effect by floraphonic from PixabayTime to Clean - Music by Cam from PixabayNews Logo Intro - Sound Effect by Breakz Studios from PixabayMagic Descend 3 - Sound Effect by Benjamin Adams from PixabayMain Library - Super Fanfare - Sound Effect by Jim Scott from PixabayEpic Strings - Sound Effect by freesound_community fromPixabayHuge Hit Logo - Sound Effect by Alex_Kizenkov from PixabayAnd the correct answer it – Sound Effect by freesound_community from Pixabay

In this week’s episode, we’re diving face-first into the hobbymayhem — from Blood Bowl’s fantasy football revival to Warhammer’s mysterious “World 500” rumour mill, and the stunning results from Golden Demon 2025. We’re talking hobby scandals, painting triumphs, and rumours thick enough to clog your airbrush. ⚔️ What’s Inside:• Why Bretonnians tackling Tomb Kings is the sports crossover we never asked for.• Theories around World 500 — new game mode or just anotherbox to sell blue boys?• Age of Sigmar World Championships heat up while KillTeam players brace for a balance shake-up.• Metallic madness and surviving post-contest burnout.• New ads from “Pile of Shame Insurance” to “Nuln Oil Therapy.”• Bolt Action gets Soviet reinforcements and Star Wars: Legion fans finally get their restock hope.• Predictions: GW teases more Necrons, Blood Bowl gets a halftime show, and someone somewhere buys another starter box… again.Join us as we break down the week’s tabletop headlines withsatire, caffeine, and too much contrast paint. Subscribe for bi-weekly Warhammer, hobby, and miniature madness — because if it’s news in the hobby world, we’ll probably make fun of it.Music and Sound credits:Breaking News Intro Logo 2 - Sound Effect by Breakz Studios from PixabayNewsReportMusic - Sound Effect by freesound_community from PixabayCrowd noise - Sound Effect by JARASNAT ANUJAPAD from PixabayUplifting Intro Music for YouTube and Podcasts by Joshua Wales - Sound Effect by Josh from PixabayHarp Glissando Up C7 1 - Sound Effect by floraphonic from PixabayTime to Clean - Music by Cam from PixabayNews Logo Intro - Sound Effect by Breakz Studios from PixabayMagic Descend 3 - Sound Effect by Benjamin Adams from PixabayMain Library - Super Fanfare - Sound Effect by Jim Scott from PixabayCorrect - Sound Effect by u_n2rdb8hxnh from PixabayBUZZER OR WRONG ANSWER - Sound Effect by Nhựt Bùi from PixabayAnd the correct answer it – Sound Effect by freesound_community from Pixabay

This week on C7 Miniature Misinformer ep 6, the paint water’s boiling and the cease-and-desists are flying! Games Workshop is suing 3D-print designer Ghamak for unfair competition, SiegeStudio tries to trademark Warboot and steps right into the meme minefield, and the Warhammer app update sends players scrambling to download Faction Packs like it’s a new mini-DLC economy.Meanwhile, Corvus Belli’s Warcrow marches forward, holiday battleboxes threaten your wallet, and hobbyists everywhere prepare for Operation Wallet Breaker 2025. It’s 60 % Games Workshop chaos, 40 % other tabletop brilliance — all filteredthrough our trademark satire, fake ads, and Hobby Court mini-game. 🎨 In thisepisode:·       ⚖️ GW vs Ghamak – what this lawsuit could mean for 3D-printing and IP law in the hobby.·       👞 The Warboot fiasco – cease-and-desist meets meme magic.·       💾 Faction Pack meltdown – digital “streamlining” gone wild.·       🏰 Warcrow & Battletech updates – other tabletop systems thriving amid the chaos.·       🧠 Brush Tips – how to survive the holiday paint backlog without losing your mind (or your brushes).·       💪 Fake Ads & Mini-Games – Pile of Shame Fitness, Contrast Coffee, and the debut of Hobby Court: Guilty or Glittery? 🖌️ Whether you’re a Warhammer veteran, a 3D-print tinkerer, or a painter just trying to thin your paints before the next lawsuit drops — this episode’s for you. Music and Sound credits:Breaking News Intro Logo 2 - Sound Effect by Breakz Studios from PixabayNewsReportMusic - Sound Effect by freesound_community from PixabayCrowd noise - Sound Effect by JARASNAT ANUJAPAD from PixabayUplifting Intro Music for YouTube and Podcasts by Joshua Wales - Sound Effect by Josh from PixabayHarp Glissando Up C7 1 - Sound Effect by floraphonic from PixabayTime to Clean - Music by Cam from PixabayNews Logo Intro - Sound Effect by Breakz Studios from PixabayMagic Descend 3 - Sound Effect by Benjamin Adams from PixabayMain Library - Super Fanfare - Sound Effect by Jim Scott from PixabayGavel of justice - Sound Effect by Martha Whitehouse from Pixabay Police Siren Cinematic HD - Sound Effect by English from Pixabay

In this week’s episode, Plastic Crusades & Hobby Shenanigans– When Wallets Cry, Marines Multiply, ColossalMeltDown dives headfirst into a fresh wave of Games Workshop releases - from the new Space Marine Terminators and Drukhari drops to Kill Team’s wolf-versus-fish showdown. Expect equal parts news, nonsense, and satire as we cover community chaos, hobby scandals, and a few wallet-based meltdowns.Outside the GW bubble, we check in on Warmachine’s 3D-printed comeback, Battletech’s mercenary mania, and the latest Star Wars: Shatterpoint squads. Plus, a mystical round of Miniature Horoscope reveals your paint-stained destiny for the week.It’s a full dose of tabletop comedy, hobby truth, and Canadiancharm — where no sprue, codex, or budget is safe.

This week on The C7 Miniature Misinformer, the hobby newsdesk is in full meltdown mode as real leaks and ridiculous scandals collide.We’re diving into the early balance update slip, the full Drukhari codex leak (yes, already), Warhammer Day’s shiny new minis, and fresh Combat Patrols for Harlequins and the Death Korps of Krieg. Oh, and did we mention Trench Crusade just dropped official merch and minis too?But that’s only part of the chaos. The other part brings inBattletech’s new Clan mechs, Infinity’s LEGO stand-ins, and Mantic’s monster teases. We’re mixing Games Workshop mayhem with the best (and worst) of the wider tabletop world.Along the way you’ll get:🎨 Brush Tips that are half actually useful, half satirical (thin your paints, but also maybe call grey plastic ‘stealth camo’).📢 Fake ads you didn’t know you needed — like Contrast Coffee and Pile of Shame Insurance™.🕵️ Hobby scandals from codex leaks to resin molds on strike.🎲 A rotating mini-game where your dice roll determines your fate — or at least your carpet stains.The C7 Miniature Misinformer Podcast — reporting the wargaming news you didn’t know you needed… because it isn’t real… maybe… possibly… just a little. Music and Sound credits:Breaking News Intro Logo 2 - Sound Effect by Breakz Studios from PixabayNewsReportMusic - Sound Effect by freesound_community from PixabayCrowd noise - Sound Effect by JARASNAT ANUJAPAD from Pixabay Uplifting Intro Music for YouTube and Podcasts by Joshua Wales - Sound Effect by Josh from PixabayHarp Glissando Up C7 1 - Sound Effect by floraphonic from PixabayTime to Clean - Music by Cam from PixabayNews Logo Intro - Sound Effect by Breakz Studios from PixabayMagic Descend 3 - Sound Effect by Benjamin Adams from PixabayMain Library - Super Fanfare - Sound Effect by Jim Scott from PixabayBa Dum Tishh Remix - Sound Effect by freesound_community from Pixabay076456_2d6 rolling dice - Sound Effect by freesound_community from Pixabay

In this episode of the C7 Miniature Misinformer Podcast, we report on:• Hobby scandals & releases, including the return of Made-to-Order classics and a new GW animation with 200% whispering. 📰• Community Watch meltdowns — codex announcement, gemstone tutorials, and anime-decal Shermans. 🎭• Brush tips nobody asked for, like dipping Tyranids in barbecue sauce. 🎨• Totally fake ads, including Anti-Marine Spray™ and Pile of Shame Insurance™. 📢• Event exposés from Nova Open gossip circles and the shortest BattleTech game ever played. 🗞️• This Week’s Outrage in One Sentence™: the Drukhari codex is simultaneously broken and useless. 🎲• Predictions for next week — yes, it’s Space Marines again, but shinier knees. 🔮 The C7 Miniature Misinformer Podcast — reporting the wargaming news you didn’t know you needed… because it isn’t real.Music and Sound credits:Breaking News Intro Logo 2 - Sound Effect by Breakz Studios from PixabayNewsReportMusic - Sound Effect by freesound_community from PixabayCrowd noise - Sound Effect by JARASNAT ANUJAPAD from PixabayUplifting Intro Music for YouTube and Podcasts by Joshua Wales - Sound Effect by Josh from PixabayHarp Glissando Up C7 1 - Sound Effect by floraphonic from PixabayTime to Clean     - Music by Cam from PixabayNews Logo Intro - Sound Effect by Breakz Studios from PixabayMagic Descend 3 - Sound Effect by Benjamin Adams from PixabayMain Library - Super Fanfare - Sound Effect by Jim Scott from Pixabay

Tonight’s top story: Games Workshop announces their boldestrelease yet — Space Marines with slightly different knees. Collectors are already auctioning organs to afford the pre-orders.In this week’s pilot chaos, we cover:• The launch of the Codex Codex (yes, a rulebook about rulebooks) 📰• Reddit meltdowns over toothbrush proxies and stormtroopers missing on purpose 🎭• Brush tips nobody asked for, including glow-in-the-dark nailpolish and “grimdark excuses” 🎨• Fake ads you’ll wish were real, like BattleFog™ Spray and the Hobby Excuse Generator™ 📢• Tournament exposés featuring Pringles-can Imperial Knights and Nagash’s questionable poetry 🗞️• Mystical predictions about the Primaris Primaris andReddit asking if dice are really necessary 🔮 Welcome to the C7 Miniature Misinformer Podcast — reporting the tabletop wargaming news you didn’t know you needed… because it isn’t real.Music and Sound credits:Breaking News Intro Logo 2 - Sound Effect by Breakz Studios from PixabayNewsReportMusic - Sound Effect by freesound_communityfrom PixabayCrowd noise - Sound Effect by JARASNAT ANUJAPAD fromPixabayUplifting Intro Music for YouTube and Podcasts by Joshua Wales - Sound Effect by Josh from PixabayHarp Glissando Up C7 1 - Sound Effect by floraphonic from PixabayTime to Clean - Music by Cam from PixabayNews Logo Intro - Sound Effect by Breakz Studios fromPixabayMagic Descend 3 - Sound Effect by Benjamin Adams fromPixabay

Welcome to the pilot of the C7 Miniature Misinformer Podcast— reporting the miniature tabletop wargaming news you didn’t know you needed… because it isn’t real. In tonight’s top story: a Warhammer hobbyist claims victoryagainst himself in a dramatic showdown between unpainted Space Marines and Tyranids. Meanwhile, experts predict another Space Marine unit by 2030, and Reddit teeters on collapse over the eternal “black vs. white primer” debate. Tune in for:• Hobby scandals & fake releases 📰• Community Watch chaos (primer wars, purity seal tutorials, and dining-table AT-ATs) 🎭• Brush tips nobody asked for 🎨• Totally real fake ads 📢• Exposés from tournaments gone wrong 🗞️• Next week’s mystical predictions 🔮 It is satire, it is hobby madness, and it’s way more fun thanstripping minis at 2 a.m. Music and Sound credits:Breaking News Intro Logo 2 - Sound Effect by Breakz Studios from PixabayNewsReportMusic - Sound Effect by freesound_community from PixabayCrowd noise - Sound Effect by JARASNAT ANUJAPAD from PixabayUplifting Intro Music for YouTube and Podcasts by Joshua Wales - Sound Effect by Josh from PixabayHarp Glissando Up C7 1 - Sound Effect by floraphonic from PixabayTime to Clean - Music by Cam from PixabayNews Logo Intro - Sound Effect by Breakz Studios from PixabayMagic Descend 3 - Sound Effect by Benjamin Adams from Pixabay