Dharma Fish Biscuits: a Lost podcast

Helen and Alex continue to address the real unanswered questions of Lost, such as: "where does Jack stand on abortion rights?" and "which female BFF friendship might the show have featured if it didn't hate women?" Also, we're rebranding as a Grey's Anatomy podcast.   Here's what's in this episode: 00:03:00 Flashback discussion 00:17:47 Jack on-island discussion 00:24:07 Fuck, marry or kill? 00:46:25 Non-Jack on-island discussion 01:06:30 Connor’s corner 01:07:34 Hot ranking   Follow us on Instagram @dharmafishbiscuitspod and on TikTok @dharmafishbiscuits, or write us an email at dharmafishbiscuitspod@gmail.com.   Dharma Fish Biscuits is an independent podcast produced, recorded and edited by Helen Jones and Alex Knight. We wrote and performed the theme song together; Helen writes and performs the jingles. (Writing credit goes to Alex for the "why no punch Jack" jingle.) Logo and artwork by Helen Jones. Special thanks to Connor Kermode, Leanne Patmore and Lynda Gillson. Copyright Helen Jones and Alex Knight, 2026

One of Alex's favourite episodes of Lost, but can he convince Helen that it's anything other than fine?   Here’s what’s in this episode: 00:04:55 Flashback discussion 00:20:08 Claire on-island discussion 00:32:45 Fuck, marry or kill? 00:39:03 Connor's corner 00:45:28 Non-Claire on-island discussion 01:03:07 Hot ranking Follow us on Instagram @dharmafishbiscuitspod and on TikTok @dharmafishbiscuits, or write us an email at dharmafishbiscuitspod@gmail.com. Dharma Fish Biscuits is an independent podcast produced, recorded and edited by Helen Jones and Alex Knight. We wrote and performed the theme song together; Helen writes and performs the jingles. Logo and artwork by Helen Jones. Special thanks to Connor Kermode, Leanne Patmore and Lynda Gillson. Copyright Helen Jones and Alex Knight, 2026

Sayid’s flashbacks give us nothing, Danielle Rousseau gives us life, and the people of the island do not understand the concept of gambling.   Here’s what’s in this episode: 00:04:10 Flashback discussion 00:11:35 Sayid on-island discussion 00:35:06 Non-Sayid on-island discussion 00:39:13 Fuck, marry or kill? 00:56:05 Connor’s corner 00:57:55 Hot ranking   Want to hear the uncensored, spoilery version of this episode? You’ll find it at our Patreon, free to join until further notice: patreon.com/dharmafishbiscuits.   Follow us on Instagram @dharmafishbiscuitspod and on Tiktok @dharmafishbiscuits, or write us an email at dharmafishbiscuitspod@gmail.com.   Dharma Fish Biscuits is an independent podcast produced, recorded and edited by Helen Jones and Alex Knight. We wrote and performed the theme song together; Helen writes and performs the jingles. Logo and artwork by Helen Jones. Special thanks to Connor Kermode, Leanne Patmore and Lynda Gillson.   Copyright Helen Jones and Alex Knight, 2025

The homoerotic tension in this episode leads us to discuss the greatest mystery the show never answers: which characters would be canonically queer?   Here's what's in this episode: 00:03:17 Flashback discussion 00:11:30 Sawyer on-island discussion 00:40:24 Fuck, marry or kill? 00:55:48 Non-Sawyer on-island discussion 01:10:43 Connor’s corner 01:12:12 Hot ranking Follow us on Instagram @dharmafishbiscuitspod and on TikTok @dharmafishbiscuits, or write us an email at dharmafishbiscuitspod@gmail.com. Dharma Fish Biscuits is an independent podcast produced, recorded and edited by Helen Jones and Alex Knight. We wrote and performed the theme song together; Helen writes and performs the jingles. Logo and artwork by Helen Jones. Special thanks to Connor Kermode, Leanne Patmore and Lynda Gillson. Copyright Helen Jones and Alex Knight, 2025

The episode is mixing its moth metaphors and Helen won't stand for it. By the way, the word for that feeling of euphoria over seeing people achieve something together is "collective effervescence".   Here’s what’s in this episode: 00:01:45 Flashback discussion 00:13:26 Charlie on-island discussion 00:34:53 Non-Charlie on-island discussion 00:38:16 Fuck, marry or kill? 01:07:45 Connor’s corner 01:13:14 Hot ranking   Follow us on Instagram @dharmafishbiscuitspod and on TikTok @dharmafishbiscuits, or write us an email at dharmafishbiscuitspod@gmail.com. Dharma Fish Biscuits is an independent podcast produced, recorded and edited by Helen Jones and Alex Knight. We wrote and performed the theme song together; Helen writes and performs the jingles. Logo and artwork by Helen Jones. Special thanks to Connor Kermode, Leanne Patmore and Lynda Gillson. Copyright Helen Jones and Alex Knight, 2025

This week on Dharma Fish Biscuits, Helen and Alex use the word 'contrived' like it's going out of fashion, and Alex soft-launches a new career as kidnap-engineer. Here’s what’s in this episode: 00:01:55 Flashback discussion 00:20:51 Sun on-island discussion 00:31:11 Non-Sun on-island discussion 00:41:05 Fuck, marry or kill? 00:59:45 Connor’s corner 01:01:28 Hot ranking Follow us on Instagram @dharmafishbiscuitspod and on TikTok @dharmafishbiscuits, or write us an email at dharmafishbiscuitspod@gmail.com. Dharma Fish Biscuits is an independent podcast produced, recorded and edited by Helen Jones and Alex Knight. We wrote and performed the theme song together; Helen writes and performs the jingles. Logo and artwork by Helen Jones. Special thanks to Connor Kermode, Leanne Patmore and Lynda Gillson. Copyright Helen Jones and Alex Knight, 2025

Helen and Alex continue to unlock the mysteries of the island, such as “why do these people keep swimming in their jeans”, “who else is a Gemini other than Kate”, and “who keeps cutting these water bottles up”.   Here’s what’s in this episode: 00:01:40 Flashback discussion 00:11:55 Jack on-island discussion 00:38:13 Non-Jack on-island discussion 00:52:32 Fuck, marry or kill? 01:07:02 Connor’s corner 01:08:29 Hot ranking   Want to hear the uncensored, spoilery version of this episode? You’ll find it at our Patreon, free to join until further notice: patreon.com/dharmafishbiscuits.   Follow us on Instagram @dharmafishbiscuitspod, or write us an email at dharmafishbiscuitspod@gmail.com.   Dharma Fish Biscuits is an independent podcast produced, recorded and edited by Helen Jones and Alex Knight. We wrote and performed the theme song together; Helen writes and performs the jingles. Logo and artwork by Helen Jones. Special thanks to Connor Kermode, Leanne Patmore and Lynda Gillson.   Copyright Helen Jones and Alex Knight, 2025

Don't tell us what we can't do! Helen and Alex are here to go hunting and talk about Season 1, Episode 4 "Walkabout". Here’s what’s in this episode: 00:07:23 Flashback discussion 00:22:06 Locke on-island discussion 00:38:43 Non-Locke on-island discussion 00:55:02 Fuck, marry or kill? 00:59:18 Connor’s corner 01:01:56 Hot ranking   Want to hear the uncensored, spoilery version of this episode? You’ll find it at our Patreon, free to join until further notice: patreon.com/dharmafishbiscuits.   Follow us on Instagram @dharmafishbiscuitspod, or write us an email at dharmafishbiscuitspod@gmail.com.   Dharma Fish Biscuits is an independent podcast produced, recorded and edited by Helen Jones and Alex Knight. We wrote and performed the theme song together; Helen writes and performs the jingles. Logo and artwork by Helen Jones. Special thanks to Connor Kermode, Leanne Patmore and Lynda Gillson.   Copyright Helen Jones and Alex Knight, 2025

Are YOU a one-armed farmer with too many chores and a hell of a mortgage? Tune in for financial advice from Helen and Alex!   Here’s what’s in this episode: 00:04:29 Flashback discussion 00:12:58 On-island discussion 00:37:20 Fuck, marry or kill? 00:51:05 Non-Kate on-island discussion 01:07:04 Connor’s corner 01:08:07 Hot ranking   Want to hear the uncensored, spoilery version of this episode? You’ll find it at our Patreon, free to join until further notice: patreon.com/dharmafishbiscuits.   Follow us on Instagram @dharmafishbiscuitspod, or write us an email at dharmafishbiscuitspod@gmail.com.   Dharma Fish Biscuits is an independent podcast produced, recorded and edited by Helen Jones and Alex Knight. We wrote and performed the theme song together; Helen writes and performs the jingles. Logo and artwork by Helen Jones. Special thanks to Connor Kermode, Leanne Patmore and Lynda Gillson.   Copyright Helen Jones and Alex Knight, 2025

Join us as we give the iconic diva that is Shannon Rutherford probably more praise than anyone has given her in the past 20 years. It’s Lost S01E02 Pilot (part 2).   Here's what's in this episode: 00:03:52 Flashback discussion 00:11:40 On-island discussion 00:22:16 Fuck, marry or kill?  01:05:27 Connor’s corner 01:11:10 Hot ranking   Want to hear the uncensored, spoilery version of this episode? You’ll find it at our Patreon, free to join until further notice: patreon.com/dharmafishbiscuits. Follow us on Instagram @dharmafishbiscuitspod, or write us an email at dharmafishbiscuitspod@gmail.com.   Dharma Fish Biscuits is an independent podcast produced, recorded and edited by Helen Jones and Alex Knight. We wrote and performed the theme song together; Helen writes and performs the jingles. Logo and artwork by Helen Jones. Special thanks to Connor Kermode, Leanne Patmore and Lynda Gillson.   Copyright Helen Jones and Alex Knight, 2025

Join us on a journey to find out how many times Alex can say the word iconic.    Here’s what’s in this episode: 00:00:48 We introduce ourselves and our podcast, and provide a quick rundown of how things are going to work around here. 00:04:45 Episode discussion begins. 00:38:04 Fuck, marry or kill? 00:54:51 Connor’s corner 00:56:57 Hot ranking   Want to hear the uncensored, spoilery version of this episode? You’ll find it at our Patreon, free to join until further notice: patreon.com/dharmafishbiscuits.   Follow us on Instagram @dharmafishbiscuitspod, or write us an email at dharmafishbiscuitspod@gmail.com.   Dharma Fish Biscuits is an independent podcast produced, recorded and edited by Helen Jones and Alex Knight. We wrote and performed the theme song together; Helen writes and performs the jingles. Logo and artwork by Helen Jones. Special thanks to Connor Kermode, Leanne Patmore and Lynda Gillson.   Copyright Helen Jones and Alex Knight, 2025

Welcome to Dharma Fish Biscuits – your new favourite Lost podcast. We're launching on September 22nd 2025, so whether it’s your first time on the island or you simply have to go back, come join our biweekly check-in on hot people making bad choices in a tropical climate. Hit that subscribe button – it only took the bears two hours.