Whiskey Bros Around The Table

Guest: Chad “The Chief” MillerDrink of the night: Cask Strength Maker’s MarkCasting Couch Guest - Logan HastingsLast night’s episode kicks off with the Whiskey Bros discovering that a grown man somehow lived decades without knowing who Ric Flair was. Naturally, this launches a wrestling nostalgia spiral featuring airport sightings, steakhouse encounters, and a legendary story about someone’s girlfriend accidentally walking into a motel room where Jake Roberts was expecting “company”… and instead got asked for an autograph. The room unanimously agrees this counts as “the time my girlfriend was almost mistaken for a prostitute,” which then evolves—because of course it does—into a serious roundtable debate on whether selling feet pics online is morally acceptable if it brings in six figures a year. Opinions were divided. Several members appeared alarmingly open to testing the market.From there, the show drifts beautifully off the rails: wrestling used to be better, music used to be better, grandfathers never wore shorts, and apparently political corruption can be explained by the psychological power of a $2,000 campaign donation. Somewhere in the middle the boys accidentally stumble into real philosophy—generational trauma, “cycle breakers,” sacred geometry, Pi Day, St. Patrick’s Day cocktails, and whether cremation in a cigar box is a more sensible funeral plan than spending $40k on a casket. The final takeaway: Ric Flair is eternal, the Old Man Band is coming, feet pics remain morally questionable, and somehow the conversation ended with theology and math… which nobody fully understood but everyone enjoyed anyway. 

The Whiskey Bros return from a short hiatus exactly the way fans expect—half organized and fully ready to chase whatever rabbit holes appear. What starts as a simple gripe about daylight saving time quickly spirals into a hilarious roundtable on whether Texas should secede just to avoid changing clocks, whether summer break is an outdated relic, and whether homeschooling or public school actually works better for modern families. As usual, the conversation swings effortlessly between real questions and completely unserious solutions, with the Bros concluding that most systems we live with probably exist mostly because nobody has bothered to change them.Things really take off when “What’s in Savage’s Sack?” reveals the night’s drinks—and the shocking news that one Bro has given up alcohol for Lent. That confession launches the crew into stories of fasting experiments, phobias, gout battles, and the general human urge to test our limits. From there, the episode veers into conspiracy theories, world politics, moon landing skepticism, and a mock warning about a coming seven-second loss of gravity that might send everyone floating. In classic Whiskey Bros fashion, the night ends with more questions than answers and a cryptic tease about a mysterious upcoming local event involving whiskey, water, and a whole lot of fun.

Whiskey of the night: Cut Above (Kiln, Mississippi) — Amburana & Honey Cask Finished WhiskeyChef Brad Green returns to the table and immediately turns a casual hang into a masterclass disguised as chaos. Between pours of a cinnamon-toast Amburana-finished whiskey and debates over blind tastings, sourcing scandals, and the collapsing bourbon secondary market, the crew settles into that dangerous Whiskey Bros rhythm where serious knowledge and absolute nonsense become indistinguishable. Brad walks us through flavor like a surgeon — why acid resets the palate, why wood is the real seasoning in whiskey, and how one Brazilian barrel can make bourbon taste like Saturday-morning cereal nostalgia.Then things escalate. Food philosophy meets kitchen reality as Brad unpacks seven years of building Eat at FAM one dinner at a time — menu anxiety, creative obsession, and the strange beauty of cooking as a family dance executed under pressure. Along the way: MSG becomes “Viagra for your taste buds,” mayonnaise gets put on trial in a post–seed-oil world, gumbo becomes a metaphor for memory itself, and somehow the conversation lands on ancient civilizations, banana conspiracies, and whether humanity forgot its own history. Equal parts culinary wisdom, whiskey nerdery, and late-night existential drift — exactly the kind of episode that proves the best conversations start with a good pour and absolutely no plan.Previous episode featuring Brad Green: Spotifyhttps://creators.spotify.com/pod/profile/whiskey-bros-att/episodes/50th---Family-Adventure-Memories---Featuring-Brad-Green-e38hbb9/a-ac5ueg2Applehttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/50th-family-adventure-memories-featuring-brad-green/id1617643805?i=1000616574137Eat at FAM - Ya’ll, schedule this. It will change your life!https://eatatfam.com/

No guest, no agenda, just the Whiskey Bros doing what happens when you lock three guys in a room with a bottle and a microphone. This episode wanders (proudly) through ice storms, frozen studio doors, Super Bowl indifference, Olympic absurdities, TikTok paranoia, AI skepticism, and the growing suspicion that none of us actually know what’s real anymore. It’s cultural fly-fishing—sports, politics, tech, and current events all getting hooked, released, and occasionally slapped around for sport.Somewhere along the way we cover bidets (life-changing), aging athletes, curling as chess on ice, video games as mental exhaustion, and why everything feels slightly unhinged after a long winter stuck at home. Whiskey of the night is Midwinter Night’s Dram, which—much like this episode—starts chaotic, opens up with time, and finishes smoother than expected. Lightweight, unfiltered, and very much “around the table.” Perfect background for a drive, a pour, or a slow thaw back into normal life.

Whiskey of the Night - The BibleOh buddy, this one felt less like an episode and more like a late-night roadside bonfire where someone hands you a whiskey and says, “Okay, but hear me out.” Jack Dyer rolls in as a civil engineer and developer and immediately gets introduced as a “right-wing extremist,” which somehow becomes both a joke and a working hypothesis for the next two hours. From Southlake-before-it-was-cool origin stories to Aggie grad school flexes and Dairy Queen nostalgia, the vibe is clear early: we’re not here for takes, we’re here for positions, preferably held with confidence and zero apology.Things escalate quickly when Jack opens the theological trapdoor and drops everyone straight into Dead Sea Scrolls, divine councils, fallen watchers, and why your church seating arrangement might secretly be pagan propaganda. One minute it’s friendly banter about headphones and whiskey glasses, the next minute you’re questioning whether “church” should even be in the Bible and why Jesus allegedly chose the sketchiest pagan hotspot imaginable to make a cosmic power move. The boys try, valiantly, to keep the conversation tethered to earth, but Jack is operating at cruising altitude somewhere between Mount Hermon and the gates of hell, casually explaining why this all makes perfect sense.By the time Greenland, the Monroe Doctrine, global power blocs, and end-times adjacent speculation enter the chat, it’s clear we’ve crossed from podcast episode into fever-dream symposium. Nobody ordered this whiskey flight, but everyone’s committed now. There’s just enough self-awareness to laugh at how insane it all sounds, which somehow makes it even more compelling. Jack insists he’s not an apocalypse guy while calmly outlining why everything feels… weird. You don’t leave convinced, but you definitely leave alert.In the end, this episode is best described as intellectual whiplash with moments of accidental coherence. It’s theology, geopolitics, history, and conspiracy theory thrown into a blender, set to “Texas,” and served neat. You may not agree with half of it, but you’ll laugh, rewind, and occasionally stare at the ceiling wondering if you’ve been sitting in a Baal-aligned rectangle your whole life. Classic Whiskey Bros chaos, no whiskey of the night, no guardrails, and absolutely no refunds.

Whiskey of the night: Pig Blood, Single Malt Small Batch Cherry Oak Pecan Barrel Reserve, 122.333333333333 proofLast night’s episode wasn’t a podcast so much as a controlled detonation. The Whiskey Bros welcomed Trey Hawkins of TheHuntingGame.com with the stated intention of discussing the Wise County Hog Contest, but within minutes that plan was abandoned in favor of whiskey-fueled confessions, cultural whiplash, and the kind of verbal drive-bys that only happen when no one in the room has any interest in being employable later. Microphones were hot, standards were low, and Trey slid into the chaos like a man who’s been living among feral hogs, firearms, and bad ideas his entire adult life.Somewhere between the first pour and the fifteenth tangent, we learned that what started in 2011 as a humble effort to thin the hog population has metastasized into the largest hog hunting contest on earth—complete with six-figure prize pools, polygraphs, barred-hog scandals, and teams hauling pigs for four hours just to be told their trophy has no nuts and therefore no future. Stories piled on stories: 500-pound mutant hogs bending barns, contestants who don’t care if they win as long as they had a good night, and side pots so specific they sound like inside jokes made legally binding.The episode then veered hard into its natural habitat: exploding goats, buzzards eating livestock alive, thermal optics, kill-them-all contests involving dump trailers full of hogs, raccoon body counts, archery hypotheticals, and at least one serious discussion about spear-based combat that absolutely should not exist in recorded form. Along the way, we somehow covered cardiology, near-death experiences, involuntary pants-shitting, bidets, whiskey proofs, and why hogs are single-handedly rewriting the ecological rulebook of Texas. If you’re wondering whether any of this was edited for tone or taste, the answer is no… thank God for that.By the end, the room was buzzing, the whiskey was flowing, and whatever fragile line separates “podcast episode” from “group therapy for men with guns and opinions” had been fully erased. This was loud, reckless, wildly informative, and deeply Texas. No apologies. No lessons learned. Just hogs, whiskey, and a reminder that civilization is thinner than we think, and probably smells like Blanton’s and feral pig blood.

The bros rolled into 2026 like a hungover marching band, totally unprepared, missing their notes, and immediately defaulting to the only tradition that matters: drinking whiskey on-air. The Whiskey of the Week was a Jack Daniel’s Distillery Release that somehow tastes like toasted pecans, maple breakfast, and poor life decisions — hand-delivered by a buddy who drove to Ohio to pick up a dog, because apparently humans will cross state lines for puppies and booze but not for personal growth. The conversation spiraled fast into first-responder appreciation, porn-episode rescheduling, and the philosophical question of our time: Can a man go to a Mexican restaurant and NOT eat the chips? (Answer: absolutely not, don’t be ridiculous.)Somewhere between health talk, Ozempic jokes, communism, Venezuela, and chips-and-queso addiction therapy, the guys remembered this was a podcast and not a group counseling session. They wrapped by wondering whether podcasting would still be fun if someone paid them a quarter-million a year to do it five days a week — and the answer was yes, absolutely, they would sell out instantly, Clyde would still be underpaid, and the whiskey would taste even better.

Whiskey of the Night: Everything Still Austin “Lots of Ways to Get to Austin” is what happens when Texas whiskey nerds collide with Texas whiskey craft. Jason from Still Austin joins the Bros for a wide-ranging, boozy, and unexpectedly philosophical ride through distillation, music, art, and why whiskey made in Texas has no business being this good. The episode opens exactly how it should: accusing Still Austin of making a crossroads deal with the devil, because Texas heat plus whiskey should taste like regret — not layered, oily, world-class spirits.From there, things get delightfully nerdy. Jason breaks down column stills, esters, terroir, barrel stress, and Still Austin’s signature slow water reduction technique — a French brandy method quietly revolutionizing Texas bourbon. If you’ve ever wondered why their whiskey drinks smoother than its proof suggests, or how Texas climate can both supercharge aging and absolutely wreck it, this episode delivers the rare treat of real education without the pretension. Think Thunderdome metaphors, stressed-out barrels, and chemistry explained in a way that actually sticks.The conversation also digs into grain — red corn, blue corn, rye ratios, malted barley — and why Still Austin’s bottles keep punching above their age statements. Along the way, the Bros confess their own gateway-drug moments with the red corn release, argue about rye supremacy, and marvel at how something clocking north of 120 proof somehow refuses to burn. There’s also a deep appreciation for Texas-grown inputs, Texas artists, Texas weirdness, and the stubborn independence that makes the state’s whiskey scene both young and ferociously ambitious.By the end, this episode feels less like an interview and more like a shared campfire among people who care deeply about doing things right — even when there’s no rulebook. Still Austin comes across exactly as they are: experimental without gimmicks, serious without snobbery, and fully committed to letting place, process, and patience speak louder than hype. Pour something good, don’t rush it, and remember: there are lots of ways to get to Austin — but this one tastes pretty damn great.#StillAustin #StillAustinWhiskeyCo #WhiskeyBros

Drink of the night: DiabetusThe episode begins with a bizarre burst of freedom: no one is wearing headphones, everyone is talking into microphones anyway, and nipple-friction becomes an immediate sensory theme. SavageBro, FireBro and SeeingBro discover that without audio feedback they feel “like they forgot their underwear,” and the show opens with a loose, unhinged confidence that quickly tumbles into arguments about how far a mic should be from your mouth. Two fingers, one finger, or a chin press — everything becomes a measurement, including the sudden emergence of beard-ASMR as a legitimate broadcast technique. The whole thing feels wrong, chaotic, and strangely liberating, like discovering you can breathe underwater but only while drunk.That freewheeling energy carries straight into the highlight of the night: a cold-call ambush of Officer Royce Gastonu from the local PD. He answers in his patrol truck, hair combed, ready for duty, and suddenly finds himself live on a nationally-syndicated disaster of a podcast. What follows is surprisingly wholesome — Royce breaks down the Santa Cops toy drive, the logistics, the light donations this year, and the desperate need for support. He drops real numbers: 73 families, 195 kids, and a heavy focus on teenagers who don’t want plushies, they want earbuds, perfume kits, or art supplies. The Bros pledge to help, threaten to assist again next year, and somehow manage to thank him for both civic virtue and combed hair.But the moment Royce disconnects, the show descends back into philosophical chaos. Pearl Harbor surfaces, FDR is labeled the first Hot Wheels president, conspiracies are floated, and the ethics of blowing up Venezuelan drug boats are considered somewhere between foreign policy and stand-up comedy. There are debates about whether nukes were a demonstration, whether ships used to look tougher, and how drones have turned war into a video game with bad graphics and real consequences. Nobody fully trusts the official versions of anything, yet everyone still wants the military to be terrifying enough that nobody tries anything stupid — which is the most American sentiment ever uttered over apple-pie moonshine.And then, naturally, they end on circumcision. A real dilemma is laid bare: a baby boy is coming, and a decision must be made. The topic spirals from Biblical tradition to hygiene to the blowjob economy, raising the immortal question of whether a man who cares too much about the attractiveness of his penis might actually struggle with long-term relationships. Somehow, everything — nipples, ships, nukes, charity, blowjobs — forms a unified field theory of Whiskey Bros logic. The episode is destabilizing, delirious, wildly entertaining, and at times shockingly tender. Behind all the laughter is a genuine impulse toward community, brotherhood, and taking care of the kids down the street, even if the podcast often feels like a Top Gun sequel directed by a drunk philosopher.

Defending the Taint: A Whiskey Bros Security BriefingDrink of the night: A Midwinter’s Night Dram, Act 10Last night’s episode kicks off with the Bros wrapped in sweaters, whiskey in hand, already half-feral from holiday food and poor life decisions. It starts as innocent banter—Thanksgiving leftovers, the moral depravity of pumpkin pie, the theological status of pecan squares—but even in the jokes there’s a simmering tension. The group keeps drifting toward the question nobody names out loud: why do we feel so unsafe in our own homes, our own towns, our own bodies?That pressure detonates in the “wrong house” shooting debate. Suddenly, the Bros aren’t just cracking jokes, they’re wrestling with the raw animal instinct that wakes you up at 2 a.m. when something scratches at your door. Every bro reveals a different map of fear and authority. Do you wait for the breach? Do you pre-empt the threat? Do you trust the cops, the cameras, the dogs, your gut? It becomes clear they’re not just discussing castle doctrine—they’re arguing for the soul-right to define one’s territory, to know where “inside” begins and “danger” ends. And in the modern world, those lines are dissolving faster than anyone wants to admit.Then, in pure Whiskey Bros fashion, the whole table swan-dives into the “gay or not gay” question—an absurd, unhinged, hysterical debate about buttholes, fingers, raccoons, and identity that somehow continues the same theme. Beneath the comedy is a primitive philosophical question: what counts as a violation of the boundary of the self? When does an intrusion change you? And why do bros joke about this stuff with such wild intensity unless they’re trying to tame something deeper–fear, vulnerability, and the collapsing clarity around what’s permitted to enter and what must be defended with force?By the time the Bros spill into color theory, gray houses, tip culture, and the death of individuality, the pattern becomes undeniable. This whole episode is a whiskey-soaked autopsy of boundary erosion—physical, cultural, psychological, masculine. It’s four dudes laughing their way through the dread that the world no longer respects doors, walls, norms, or the old markers of “this is mine, and that is not.” It’s unhinged, inappropriate, juvenile, brilliant—and maybe the most honest conversation men can have in this age.

This episode opens like a fever dream from a man who ate expired brisket and fell asleep listening to Full Metal Jacket and a Dave Ramsey audiobook at 2× speed. Before you know it, the Bros are deep into a conversation about missing narrators, unverified mortality, and whether donating to a cameo-style intro voiceover might have accidentally fueled someone’s final bender. Naturally, this slips seamlessly into a blind tasting of Rieger’s Kansas City Whiskey brought by the man himself—because nothing says “welcome back after 2.5 years” like demanding your guest open a bottle named after him while everyone else drinks Four Roses and judges the mash bill like CIA defectors.Then things take an ethically catastrophic turn as the Bros wander into global warming, La Niña autumns, child labor ethics, Tesla batteries, prostitution as an economic stabilizer, and the philosophical argument that buying a Tesla single-handedly reduces child sex trafficking. Somewhere in the chaos, Vietnam becomes the conceptual intersection of silk scarves, Stanley Kubrick, and the world’s most disturbing sponsorship segue. And as if that weren’t enough, SavageBro produces the world’s strongest smelling salts—immediately weaponized against a guest who did nothing to deserve it. The reactions range from physical pain to existential dread, and one of the great questions of the night becomes: could this be aerosolized into a room-clearing grenade? (Short answer: yes, but we won’t survive the trial run.)With Rieger reeling from nasal trauma, the Bros pivot—hard—into mortgage math, 50-year home loans, predatory banks, and how everyone is ultimately a prostitute for the financial system. From there, it’s a headlong sprint through temporal reward theory, dopamine economics, Jack-in-the-Box tacos, Julius Caesar, John Wilkes Booth, and the emotional arc of Brutus. There is no roadmap. There are no guardrails. But somehow, miraculously, the conversation ties itself into the theme of the night: How do you avoid becoming a prostitute in the modern world? Spoiler: you don’t. You just try to pick your pimp wisely.The episode finishes with a surprisingly lucid takedown of universal high income, AI economies, and the philosophical impossibility of utopia—all delivered by men who a half hour earlier were discussing how to weaponize smelling salts and which global superpowers might secretly want us dead. It’s unprofessional. It’s unfiltered. It’s morally ambiguous. It’s intellectual chaos wrapped in whiskey-fueled logic. In other words: it is the Whiskey Bros in their most perfect, most deranged form.

Drink of the Night: Evan Williams White Label - (Evan Williams, CALL US. We are doing so much more for you than you are doing for us. Eventually, we will submit an invoice.)We kicked things off talking about charity, immediately questioned why the Santa Cops toy list includes Bluetooth speakers and body pillows, mourned the loss of yard darts as a character-building force in America, and then slid headfirst into political philosophy with Evan Williams White Label guiding the discussion (Evan Williams, seriously, call us). We debated flock cameras, surveillance states, SNAP benefits, and the moral collapse of buying Gucci while demanding free groceries. We asked whether universal basic income turns everyone into the humans from WALL-E, wondered if Elon Musk is Prometheus or just a dude with a soldering iron and too much caffeine, and launched into whether you should be nice to AI before it gains enough agency to unplug your CPAP. The final moral of the night is clear: helping people is good, but getting free stuff should be harder than getting a job. Also, peanut butter and honey sandwiches remain the official meal of the American underclass. We didn’t solve anything, we yelled a lot, we laughed even more, and we are once again confused why we don’t have haters yet. Please step up your game, haters—we can’t self-actualize without you.Find all versions of The Point Here: https://thepoint.euphonyproductions.netThanks to our sponsors:www.virgilleather.com https://www.cannonrealty.nethttps://www.redriverbrewing.com

In a VERY impromptu episode, we sit down with former sheriff and Texas Ranger, N Lane Akin once again. On the agenda is facts about DNA and forensic investigations. This is partly due to a local event where a corpse was found. The whiskey bros are curious as to how an identity of the person is achieved. Those facts are revealed as well as some comical conversations about jail and bad decisions. Wrapping things up, Lane reveals his newest written work that's about to be released - Texas Ranger, Wise County. A Relentless Pursuit of a Serial Killer. Yes it's based on true stories and yes it's a sequel to the masterfully written, The Point - Dawn of the Texas Meth War. Find all versions of The Point Here: https://thepoint.euphonyproductions.netThanks to our sponsors:www.virgilleather.com https://www.cannonrealty.nethttps://www.redriverbrewing.com

EPISODE SUMMARY: The Bros break from their usual level of unprofessionalism and hit new heights—literally sniffing ammonia straight into their brains while debating whether 3I Atlas is a rock, a mothership, or just a government psyop to cover up Charlie Kirk’s assassination. Between nasal assaults, joiner jokes, and alien whiskey diplomacy, they still find time to discuss dead bodies, dental records, and why Jesus was probably just a carpenter with better tools.Savage brings out something not alcoholic for the first time ever.The “world’s strongest smelling salts” nearly kill everyone.Discussion: is 3I Atlas a comet, a rock, or aliens slowing down for a sip of Longbranch?Multiple traumatic flashbacks to childhood whippings with fly swatters, mini-blind rods, and one guy’s dad’s boot.Discussion of the body found near the high school leads to a forensic free-for-all.“If you find bones and hair, maybe check for buried treasure.”Also: D.B. Cooper resurfaces, sort of.🥃 SPONSORS:Virgil Leather — where your whiskey glass feels as good as your wife’s new embroidered panties.The Online — where Savage buys chemical-grade suffering.

Drink of the week:  Larceny Bourbon - Barrel Proof; We like our bourbon like we like our Judges!The Whiskey Bros get historical—like, 1895 courthouse historical. We sit down with Wise County Judge, JD Clark, who somehow still has energy after wrangling the restoration of the Wise County Courthouse, now shining in all its granite-and-copper glory.Between sips of barrel-proof Larceny, we climb the spiral stairs, ring a 130-year-old bell, and debate whether the courthouse qualifies as a castle (spoiler: the kids are right, it does). There’s laughter, a few architectural tangents, and maybe one too many jokes about bird poop and government drones—but beneath the whiskey haze is genuine civic pride.This one matters. The courthouse isn’t just a building—it’s a living symbol of craftsmanship, community, and the kind of Texas history that deserves more than a passing glance. Our hope is that this episode gets folks out to see it, admire it, and remember that local heritage still has heartbeat—and a bell that rings on the hour.Episode Sponsor - https://www.cannonrealty.net/#WhiskeyBros #WhiskeyBrosPodcast #TheUnprofessionals #Unprofessionals #CertifiedUnprofessional #TexasPodcasts #WiseCountyTalk #Atrantil #FoundersBrewery #HighWest #StillAustin #WhistlePig #EvanWilliams #BuffaloTrace #LarcenyBourbon #RedRiverDistillery #WhiskeyOfTheWeek #ThePoint #LaneAkin #NLaneAkin #JudsonClark

Guest: Reinaldo “Ray” Medina — physics teacher, theologian, and proud Texas RicanDrink of the Night: Homemade Coquito — Puerto Rican holiday coconut cream and whiskey blend (Ray’s twist on the classic rum recipe)Ray Medina, a physics teacher originally from Cayey, Puerto Rico, joins the Whiskey Bros at the table for a night of laughter, deep thought, and Coquito. The conversation opens lightheartedly –  cigars lit, whiskey poured – but quickly moves into the meaningful terrain that defines a true Bros episode. Ray shares his journey from the mountains of Puerto Rico to the classrooms of North Texas, weaving a story of perseverance, faith, and cultural pride.The group dives into Ray’s unique philosophy of teaching physics: that conceptual understanding must come before calculation. For him, math is not the purpose of learning but the language through which we express the truths of the physical world. His reflections on how math connects to thinking – and how students learn to “translate” ideas through it – become one of the evening’s highlights.From there, the Bros and Ray explore Puerto Rico’s history and the island’s complicated relationship with the United States. Ray describes a nation both vibrant and restrained — culturally rich, but politically caught between dependence and autonomy. His firsthand account of bureaucracy, corruption, and the lingering colonial hangover contrasts beautifully with his love for Puerto Rican food, family, and music.Ray’s storytelling opens windows into island life – from the sound of Caribbean rhythms and the smell of roasting pork to the political lessons written into its soil. Between sips of Coquito, the conversation ranges from theology to colonial policy, from salsa to Pentecostalism, from hurricanes to independence. By the time the glasses empty, the listener feels they’ve traveled – not just to Puerto Rico, but through the living philosophy of a man who bridges science, spirit, and soul.#WhiskeyBros #WhiskeyBrosPodcast #TheUnprofessionals, #Unprofessionals, #CertifiedUnprofessional #TexasRican #PuertoRico #Coquito #Physics #HolySmoke #CigarTalk #WhiskeyCulture #ColonialHistory #MathAndMeaning #CulturalIdentity #WhiskeyAndWisdom #OceanLabBrewingCo #HighWest #AmericanPrairieBourbon #StillAustin #RareBreedBarrelProof #WildTurkey #WhistlePig #EvanWilliams #BuffaloTrace #MakerMark #OldForester

Drink of the Week:  Bad Bitch Rum from the #UnprofessionalsThe OG Whiskey Bros are back—no guests this week, just the three of them with a hefty sack of gifts from listeners. They crack into bottles of Bad Bitch Rum from Key West, swap stories about Spanish Marie, and argue whether it smells more like Sharpies or super glue.From there, the conversation spirals: Michigan church shootings, Iraqi war vets, and the “degrees of horrific” when violence escalates. They debate conspiracies around Charlie Kirk, question official narratives, and invent the codeword “cookie butter” for a certain country. Occam’s Razor makes a cameo, but so do poop knives, Trader Joe’s cookie butter, and why dippers use paper towels in their spit cups.Somewhere between speculating on drones at rallies and laughing about knives made for slicing turds, the bros reflect on whether the world is safer now than ever, or just more exposed.One thing’s for sure: whether it’s rum, whiskey, or conspiracy fuel, this episode is equal parts hilarious, irreverent, and unsettlingly deep.#WhiskeyBros, #WhiskeyBrosPodcast, #TheUnprofessionals, #Unprofessionals, #CertifiedUnprofessional,#Atrantil, #AtrantilAdventures, #FoundersBrewery, #HighWest, #AmericanPrairieBourbon, #StillAustin, #RareBreedBarrelProof, #WildTurkey, #WhistlePig, #EvanWilliams, #BuffaloTrace, #MakerMark, #OldForester, #BalconesWhiskey, #RedRiverDistillery, #VermejoAnejo, #BlueCornWhiskey, #TexasWhiskey, #WhiskeyOfTheWeek, #ThePoint, #LaneAkin, #NLaneAkin

Drink of the evening: Cabresto Canyon Agave Spirit by Red River Distillery Shout out: Wendell Wiggins for the Awesome shirts! Our Unprofessionals love us!The WhiskeyBros roll into this one already half-fixed and fully feral, welcoming the “Meggins”—Nichols and Golden (aka Ponyboy)—to the table. Between fertility jokes, shoutouts to fan-made shirts, and a crash course on how not to Google “donkey punch,” the crew stumbles into the weirdly wholesome origin of Ponyboy’s name, the messy brilliance of The Edge of Okay podcast, and why external validation is a hell of a drug.Shots of tequila and moonshine keep the honesty flowing: we get tales of dream jobs hawking luggage on QVC, picking up women in farm trucks, testosterone pellets in asses (and why that clip alone belongs on social media), and a very graphic crash course in “gentleman vs. mama’s boy alpha male.” By the time they’re debating whether chivalry is dead, the bros are half-convinced that being a “f-ckable Ms. Frizzle” might actually be a viable brand strategy.Somewhere between finance hacks, parenting wisdom, and suicidal Shania Twain karaoke flashbacks, the WhiskeyBros prove—once again—that nothing is off limits when whiskey, women, and wild honesty are on the table.

The Bros come in hot on this one—FireBro, SavageBro, The Chief, and Dark Doc wrestle with the biggest themes yet: good, evil, submission, and how all of it bleeds into marriage, politics, and spiritual life.They kick off with some banter about recording mishaps and Doc’s sun-soaked arrival fresh off a cruise, then dive headfirst into the heavy stuff. The assassination of Charlie Kirk serves as a flashpoint, sparking raw reflections on political violence, cancel culture flipping back on itself, and the unsettling loss of respect for human life.The Chief frames it as a moral and spiritual war—values being murdered alongside the man. SavageBro and FireBro point out the dangers of censorship, mob celebration of violence, and how ideologies can become “possessions” that blind people to basic humanity. Reuben brings a global perspective, noting that political violence is nothing new in places like Africa but raises the concern: is America heading down the same path?The Bros don’t shy away from cultural flashpoints—gender ideology, family structure, free speech, and faith all get laid bare. The tone is fiery but heartfelt: an urgent plea not to grow numb, not to let evil slide in by small degrees, and not to let the war for souls be mistaken for just politics.By the end, the conversation circles back to the home front—how husbands and wives navigate submission, strength, and spiritual leadership in marriage. It’s messy, it’s real, and it’s the Bros at their rawest: calling out darkness while wrestling with their own role in fighting for the good.#WhiskeyBros, #WhiskeyBrosPodcast, #TheUnprofessionals, #Unprofessionals, #CertifiedUnprofessional, #TheProblemWithSubmission, #WarBetweenGoodAndEvil, #FaithAndFire, #MarriageAndMorals, #SpiritualBattle, #ModernStruggles, #DeepEndDiscussion, #TruthVsDeception, #LightAndDarkness, #BalconesWhiskey, #RedRiverDistillery, #VermejoAnejo, #BlueCornWhiskey, #TexasWhiskey, #WhiskeyOfTheWeek, #ThePoint, #LaneAkin, #NLaneAkin

This episode marks a sincere turn for the Whiskey Bros. We sat down once again with Lane Akin—retired Wise County Sheriff, lifelong lawman, and now author of The Point. Unlike our usual antics, this conversation leans heavy, and for good reason.Lane joined us to reflect on a career spanning more than fifty years, the community that stood with him through both triumph and tragedy, and the personal journey of turning field notes and undercover experiences into a book that’s already become a part of local history. We also celebrated the release of the audiobook—months in the making—produced right here with the Bros.In this episode, you’ll hear:How Lane’s undercover narcotics work in the 1980s laid the groundwork for The Point.Why he says the story is “about 75% true,” and how fiction weaves the real cases together.What retirement looks like for a man who’s never gone without a job.Why the Athena Strand case still defines his view of Wise County’s citizens.How reading aloud—an unexpected habit born from audiobook prep—can change the way we engage with stories.This isn’t comedy hour. It’s a chance to honor a man, his work, and the State that shaped him. Pull up a chair, pour something strong, and sit with us as we go deeper into The Point.#WhiskeyBros #WhiskeyBrosPodcast #TheUnprofessionals #Unprofessionals #CertifiedUnprofessional #MarkerCellars #WineNotWhiskey #ClydeMystery #SchoolRants #HomeschoolHacks #PetersonAcademy #ChatGPTChallenge #AudiobookWars #TexasPodcasts #WiseCountyTalk #Atrantil #AtrantilAdventures #FoundersBrewery #HighWest #StillAustin #WhistlePig #EvanWilliams #BuffaloTrace #MarkerCellars #ThePoint #LaneAkin #WiseCounty #AudiobookRelease #TrueCrimeStories #MethWars #WhiskeyBrosPodcast #EuphonyProductions