Professionally Silly

We can now make our laptops moan in pleasure without porn.Megan Thee Stallion and Nickelback joined forces with a guy who was stuck in an elevator for 41 hours! What more do you need in an episode?! Regardless of your answer, there’s still more in this episode than that! Let’s get silly!Slap Mac video from @k.ittahttps://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8bw3Xcv/ PROFESSIONALLY SILLY PODCAST BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE PIONAIRE NETWORKhttps://pionairepodcasting.com/professionallysilly/FOLLOW ME ON SOCIAL MEDIAhttps://linktr.ee/AmbersmilesjonesJoin my Professionally Silly YouTube channel membership to get access to perks:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEabIsoT5wrN5hRSgY7wnYQ/join  Amber “Smiles” JonesPO BOX 533Lovejoy, GA 30250Email me: itsprofessionallysilly@gmail.com LEAVE ME A MESSAGE 805-664-1828

My first LIVE show and I immediately acted as nobody raised me LOL! (The audio version is better😅) We talked about men in China paying BREAKUP FEES! Yup, relationships might come with cancellation policies now! We stuck our hands in a cup of reckless adulting questions and the audience got to answer them. We also exposed the most DIABOLICAL lies men have ever told with a straight face. I’m talking cinematic universe lies. Lies with plot twists. Lies that deserve opening credits and a warning label. Pull up if you like your laughs loud, your tea HOT, and your eyebrows permanently raised.PROFESSIONALLY SILLY PODCAST BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE PIONAIRE NETWORKhttps://pionairepodcasting.com/professionallysilly/FOLLOW ME ON SOCIAL MEDIAhttps://linktr.ee/AmbersmilesjonesJoin my Professionally Silly YouTube channel membership to get access to perks:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEabIsoT5wrN5hRSgY7wnYQ/join  Amber “Smiles” JonesPO BOX 533Lovejoy, GA 30250Email me: itsprofessionallysilly@gmail.com LEAVE ME A MESSAGE 805-664-1828

Kids are out here saying things that will make you check your security cameras and maybe your ancestry. Then we discover an urn that plays music… because apparently even in the afterlife folks still want a playlist. Then there’s a brand new law stepping in to protect our pets. It’s creepy, it’s chaotic, it’s low-key heartwarming. Press play if you’re ready to laugh, be slightly unsettled, and maybe hug your pet a little tighter tonight. Oh, and stay away from creepy ass kids!PROFESSIONALLY SILLY PODCAST BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE PIONAIRE NETWORKhttps://pionairepodcasting.com/professionallysilly/FOLLOW ME ON SOCIAL MEDIAhttps://linktr.ee/Ambersmilesjones Join my Professionally Silly YouTube channel membership to get access to perks:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEabIsoT5wrN5hRSgY7wnYQ/join  Amber “Smiles” JonesPO BOX 533Lovejoy, GA 30250Email me: itsprofessionallysilly@gmail.com LEAVE ME A MESSAGE 805-664-1828

This week, the Florida man was struck again! He got a little too personal with his vacuum cleaner in public (yeah… it’s exactly what you think) and he was arrested! We read some wild “Am I the A-Hole?” stories that will have you yelling at your phone.Then, the amazing workshop where dads are learning how to do their daughters’ hair! That and more for your silly cravings!Press play if you like your podcasts the way Florida likes its headlines: unhinged and unforgettable. Your vacuum cleaner will never look the same again.PROFESSIONALLY SILLY PODCAST BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE PIONAIRE NETWORKhttps://pionairepodcasting.com/professionallysilly/FOLLOW ME ON SOCIAL MEDIAhttps://linktr.ee/AmbersmilesjonesJoin my Professionally Silly YouTube channel membership to get access to perks:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEabIsoT5wrN5hRSgY7wnYQ/join  Amber “Smiles” JonesPO BOX 533Lovejoy, GA 30250Email me: itsprofessionallysilly@gmail.com LEAVE ME A MESSAGE 805-664-1828

Rihanna finally decided to bless the planet with new music, proving that miracles do happen! Then we slide over to real estate, where a realtor posted a listing photo that accidentally looks like it captured something straight out of a low-budget horror movie. And just when you think humanity couldn’t get any funnier, we read some of the most petty and ridiculous customer reviews ever typed, along with management responses by workers who have clearly had enough.PROFESSIONALLY SILLY PODCAST BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE PIONAIRE NETWORKhttps://pionairepodcasting.com/professionallysilly/FOLLOW ME ON SOCIAL MEDIAhttps://linktr.ee/AmbersmilesjonesJoin my Professionally Silly YouTube channel membership to get access to perks:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEabIsoT5wrN5hRSgY7wnYQ/join  Amber “Smiles” JonesPO BOX 533Lovejoy, GA 30250Email me: itsprofessionallysilly@gmail.com LEAVE ME A MESSAGE 805-664-1828

Why does underwear know more about my digestive system than my doctor? Why are people clutching pearls over women swimming topless? And what happened when I willingly spent the night ghost-hunting at the legendary Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel?From high-tech booty analytics to public pool boobies to ghostly experiences in old Hollywood, this episode is chaotic, curious, and a little gassy. Tune in. Bring snacks. Maybe not beans.PROFESSIONALLY SILLY PODCAST BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE PIONAIRE NETWORKhttps://pionairepodcasting.com/professionallysilly/MARILYN MONROE SPOKE TO US! 😳PARANORMAL BLACKTIVITY SERIES https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBdLbrbRu6s&list=PL97hCXP8Z-0IzENkb7loHNyhha4pW1qjW&index=2 *VOICES CAPTURED* 😱HOLLYWOOD ROOSEVELT HOTEL | PARANORMAL BLACKTIVITY SERIEShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NU4dS7SzFUk&list=PL97hCXP8Z-0IzENkb7loHNyhha4pW1qjW&index=5&t=989s LET’S VISIT THE HOLLYWOOD FOREVER CEMETERYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ij-7Kpk7v6A&list=PL97hCXP8Z-0IzENkb7loHNyhha4pW1qjW&index=6&t=376s PARANORMAL BLACKTIVITY CHANNELhttps://www.youtube.com/@paranormalblacktivity8983 FOLLOW ME ON SOCIAL MEDIAhttps://linktr.ee/AmbersmilesjonesJoin my Professionally Silly YouTube channel membership to get access to perks:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEabIsoT5wrN5hRSgY7wnYQ/join  Amber “Smiles” JonesPO BOX 533Lovejoy, GA 30250Email me: itsprofessionallysilly@gmail.com LEAVE ME A MESSAGE 805-664-1828

This week on Two Weeks' Notice Energy, I dive into a Japanese city canceling its Cherry Blossom Festival due to rude tourists. Plus, I reflect on what ChatGPT would do if it were human for a day…vulnerable, funny, and real. Don’t miss it!PROFESSIONALLY SILLY PODCAST BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE PIONAIRE NETWORKhttps://pionairepodcasting.com/professionallysilly/FOLLOW ME ON SOCIAL MEDIAhttps://linktr.ee/AmbersmilesjonesJoin my Professionally Silly YouTube channel membership to get access to perks:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEabIsoT5wrN5hRSgY7wnYQ/join  Amber “Smiles” JonesPO BOX 533Lovejoy, GA 30250Email me: itsprofessionallysilly@gmail.com LEAVE ME A MESSAGE 805-664-1828

A convicted prisoner isn’t stressed about losing freedom… he’s stressed about missing Grand Theft Auto VI. A preschooler gets a jury summons! Plus, wild facts and stats you never asked for but absolutely need. Let’s be irresponsible with information!PROFESSIONALLY SILLY PODCAST BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE PIONAIRE NETWORKhttps://pionairepodcasting.com/professionallysilly/FOLLOW ME ON SOCIAL MEDIAhttps://linktr.ee/AmbersmilesjonesJoin my Professionally Silly YouTube channel membership to get access to perks:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEabIsoT5wrN5hRSgY7wnYQ/join  Amber “Smiles” JonesPO BOX 533Lovejoy, GA 30250Email me: itsprofessionallysilly@gmail.com LEAVE ME A MESSAGE 805-664-1828 

In this episode, Wendy’s shows love the right way by giving away free stuff!! We also dig into the weird, questionable things that land people in the hospital! It’s definitely a reminder to purchase sex toys. Then we expose Valentine’s Day for the shady, non-romantic mess it started as. This is a bittersweet episode with extra bitterness! FOLLOW ME ON SOCIAL MEDIAhttps://linktr.ee/AmbersmilesjonesAmber “Smiles” JonesPO BOX 533Lovejoy, GA 30250Email me: itsprofessionallysilly@gmail.com LEAVE ME A MESSAGE 805-664-1828

Today, we talk about Captain Planet making a return to our screens, the police pulling over a self-driving car, and dating stories so unhinged that they make staying single feel responsible. Welcome to the silly!!FOLLOW ME ON SOCIAL MEDIAhttps://linktr.ee/AmbersmilesjonesAmber “Smiles” JonesPO BOX 533Lovejoy, GA 30250Email me: itsprofessionallysilly@gmail.com LEAVE ME A MESSAGE 805-664-1828

Welcome back to chaos! In Part 2 of Earth’s Deadliest Locations You Should Never Visit, we’re touring places so hostile they feel personally offended by human life. We also dipped into the pop culture pool for a second because, word is, Gremlins 3 is actually happening, which means nobody’s safe after midnight again. And just when your brain thinks it’s had enough, meet the woman who survived 23 years on nothing but potato chips. No vegetables. No balance. It’s danger, nostalgia, and pure dietary anarchy in one episode. Press play if you like your facts dark, your movies feral, and your podcast silly!MY SOCIALShttps://linktr.ee/AmbersmilesjonesAmber “Smiles” JonesPO BOX 533Lovejoy, GA 30250Email me: itsprofessionallysilly@gmail.com LEAVE ME A MESSAGE 805-664-1828

This episode is doing a lot. We’re breaking down Earth’s deadliest locations you should absolutely never visit, unless death is your destination, then switching gears to how digital nail polish is changing the beauty game. And just when you think we’re done… here comes the Grinch, involved in a marketing campaign talking about his “salty green nuts.” Before you spiral, it’s not what you think. It’s festive, it’s ridiculous, and it’s proof that capitalism will sell anything to us with a straight face.From deadly destinations to techy nails to unhinged holiday ads, this episode is chaotic, funny, and full of silly energy. Press play… and maybe stay home. SOURCESWikipedia- North Sentinel Island https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_Sentinel_Island 2. Why North Sentinel Island Is Off-limits to All Visitors  https://history.howstuffworks.com/world-history/north-sentinel-island.htm 3. Wikipedia Snake Island https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ilha_da_Queimada_Grande 4. Snake Island, the terrifying island off Brazil that only scientists and soldiers can visit https://www.discoverwildlife.com/animal-facts/snake-island-brazil 5. The mystery of Anthrax Island and the seeds of death https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-60483849 6. The Accidental Rush for Anthrax Island https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suAC_PDP3Sk    MY SOCIALShttps://linktr.ee/AmbersmilesjonesJoin my Professionally Silly YouTube channel membership to get access to perks:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEabIsoT5wrN5hRSgY7wnYQ/join  Amber “Smiles” JonesPO BOX 533Lovejoy, GA 30250Email me: itsprofessionallysilly@gmail.com LEAVE ME A MESSAGE 805-664-1828

This week, we’re crying by the river with La Llorona, as I spill all her tea! Then I share exactly why Spain is now my favorite country! Hello, paid days off work for menstrual cramps! Plus, we put our hands together for Megan Thee Stallion securing the bag as a full-blown business owner. It’s spooky, silly, and a dash Hot Girl CEO energy all in one episode. Come laugh, learn why you should mind your business near an open body of water!SOURCEShttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/La_Llorona https://www.britannica.com/topic/La-Llorona https://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2019/04/la-llorona-real-mexican-legend-curse-of-la-llorona-movie MY SOCIALShttps://linktr.ee/AmbersmilesjonesJoin my Professionally Silly YouTube channel membership to get access to perks:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEabIsoT5wrN5hRSgY7wnYQ/join  Amber “Smiles” JonesPO BOX 533Lovejoy, GA 30250Email me: itsprofessionallysilly@gmail.com LEAVE ME A MESSAGE 805-664-1828

This week, we dip our toes into a Japanese Urban Legend, Teke Teke! I learned that she’s terrifying and why we should all hide under our beds! I also shared how you can save money going to Disney World and what to do should you find a rat in your toilet! This episode has it all! WANNA KNOW MORE ON THIS TOPIC? Japanese Urban Legends https://en.japantravel.com/article/japanese-urban-legends/67903 Wikipedia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teke_Teke  Did Your Parents Ever Tell You About Teke Teke? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_g4RdMBxwU  The Legend of Teke Teke https://moonmausoleum.com/teke-teke-the-terrifying-urban-legend-of-kashima-reiko/  Teke Teke: The Vengeful Ghost of Modern Day Japan  https://horrorobsessive.com/2021/01/05/teke-teke-the-vengeful-ghost-of-modern-day-japan/  ALL MY SOCIALS ARE HERE https://linktr.ee/Ambersmilesjones Join my Professionally Silly YouTube channel membership to get access to perks: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEabIsoT5wrN5hRSgY7wnYQ/join   Amber “Smiles” Jones PO BOX 533 Lovejoy, GA 30250 Email me: itsprofessionallysilly@gmail.com  LEAVE ME A MESSAGE 805-664-1828

This week, I’ve got New Year’s beliefs so unhinged you’ll start side-eyein’ midnight. From mind tricks that control your body to rituals we didn’t ask for, this episode proves the human brain and folklore been freelancin’ without supervision. One more episode of silly for 2025 w/ DJ HEY COUSIN! ALL MY SOCIALS ARE HERE https://linktr.ee/Ambersmilesjones FOLLOW DJ HEY COUSIN A.K.A WES ROBERTS Linktree https://linktr.ee/by.wesroberts?fbclid=PAZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAaZAELFlV6vSJw72MSahNTfPtWx-pz1burhX-NxiahrupwwUXIseaxk2AlM_aem_VpOSgl9UU0ug7vvU5nIb0w   Instagram https://www.instagram.com/by.wesroberts?igsh=dHhxdTFsdjEwbjF5&utm_source=qr  Facebook https://www.facebook.com/share/AjX4fBxw6ADbaUKP/?mibextid=LQQJ4d  Tiktok https://www.tiktok.com/@djheycousin?_t=8pV3EGJB9PX&_r=1  Join my Professionally Silly YouTube channel membership to get access to perks: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEabIsoT5wrN5hRSgY7wnYQ/join   Amber “Smiles” Jones PO BOX 533 Lovejoy, GA 30250 Email me: itsprofessionallysilly@gmail.com  LEAVE ME A MESSAGE 805-664-1828

This week is pure chaos! We’re unpacking Sexyy Red, launching a lip gloss line with names HR would immediately fire, a DoorDash driver who treated pepper spray like a seasoning, and yes… we go back to the dark side with Part Two of THE DARK SIDE OF CHRISTMAS, with a dash of racism. It’s unhinged, it’s loud, it’s probably not approved by anybody — and the silly is flowing heavy, y’all. Press play at your own risk. ALL MY SOCIALS ARE HERE https://linktr.ee/Ambersmilesjones Join my Professionally Silly YouTube channel membership to get access to perks: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEabIsoT5wrN5hRSgY7wnYQ/join   Amber “Smiles” Jones PO BOX 533 Lovejoy, GA 30250 Email me: itsprofessionallysilly@gmail.com  LEAVE ME A MESSAGE 805-664-1828

This week, a man goes viral for HIS WIFE’S pizza order! I share the dark side of some Christmas traditions, that’ll make you rethink a few things! Christmas isn’t to be f***ed with this year!!! Stay for creepy and silly…It’s made to order! ALL MY SOCIALS ARE HERE https://linktr.ee/Ambersmilesjones Join my Professionally Silly YouTube channel membership to get access to perks: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEabIsoT5wrN5hRSgY7wnYQ/join   Amber “Smiles” Jones PO BOX 533 Lovejoy, GA 30250 Email me: itsprofessionallysilly@gmail.com  LEAVE ME A MESSAGE 805-664-1828

This week, we’re talking wholesome hauntings, unexplained moments that hit you in the feels, and why GTA 6 is suddenly the LGBTQ+ ally nobody saw coming. It’s spooky, it’s sweet, and silly — just how we like it. Stay for the laughs, chills, and pure chaos. MARCIE TASTE OF HEAVEN  https://www.instagram.com/marcietasteofheavenllc/ ALL MY SOCIALS ARE HERE https://linktr.ee/Ambersmilesjones Join my Professionally Silly YouTube channel membership to get access to perks: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEabIsoT5wrN5hRSgY7wnYQ/join   Amber “Smiles” Jones PO BOX 533 Lovejoy, GA 30250 Email me: itsprofessionallysilly@gmail.com  LEAVE ME A MESSAGE 805-664-1828

This week, ONCE AGAIN…we slide down the internet’s darkest back alley to check out creepy websites you definitely shouldn’t be on PART 2! Plus some more silly waiting for you!  BERTS BIG ADVENTURE: THE ATLANTA CUP AUCTION https://bertsbigadventure.org/2025/10/22/the-atlanta-cup-auction/  ALL MY SOCIALS ARE HERE https://linktr.ee/Ambersmilesjones Join my Professionally Silly YouTube channel membership to get access to perks: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEabIsoT5wrN5hRSgY7wnYQ/join   Amber “Smiles” Jones PO BOX 533 Lovejoy, GA 30250 Email me: itsprofessionallysilly@gmail.com  LEAVE ME A MESSAGE 805-664-1828

This week, we slid down the internet’s darkest back alley to check out creepy websites you definitely shouldn’t be on… plus a classic TV show is gettin’ a reboot everyone didn’t know they wanted! And of course, I sprinkled in the usual randomness, clownin’, and chaos you came here for. Tap in — it’s about to get weird. BERTS BIG ADVENTURE: THE ATLANTA CUP AUCTION https://bertsbigadventure.org/2025/10/22/the-atlanta-cup-auction/  ALL MY SOCIALS ARE HERE https://linktr.ee/Ambersmilesjones Join my Professionally Silly YouTube channel membership to get access to perks: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEabIsoT5wrN5hRSgY7wnYQ/join   Amber “Smiles” Jones PO BOX 533 Lovejoy, GA 30250 Email me: itsprofessionallysilly@gmail.com  LEAVE ME A MESSAGE 805-664-1828