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Everybody has secret weirdness, Pete Holmes gets comedians to share theirs.
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Bert Kreischer (Free Bert on Netflix now!) makes it weird again! Head to factormeals.com/weirdo50off and use code weirdo50off to get 50 percent off and free breakfast for a year Our listeners get 15% off plus free shipping when they buy two or more pairs of prescription glasses at WarbyParker.com/WEIRD — using our link helps support the show See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
BONUS EPISODE! Every Friday, Pete and Val make it weird together!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Taylor Tomlinson (new special Prodigal Daughter on Netflix February 24!) makes it weird again! Go to ro.co/weird to see if you’re eligible for the new GLP-1 pill on Ro If you want to support your stress and sleep—not just track it—Apollo is worth trying. For a limited time, get $99 off the Apollo Wearable + SmartVibes bundle at apolloneuro.com/weird with code WEIRDSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Margo Price (musician! On tour now- MargoPrice.net!) makes it weird!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Johnny Pemberton (Mermaid in theaters in March! Fallout season 2 out now on Prime!) returns to make it weird! Get a free 8-count Sample Pack of LMNT’s most popular drink mix flavors with any purchase at drinkLMNT.com/weird Check out Little Saints and discover your Magic Hour. Visit littlesaints.com and use code WEIRD to get 15% Off Your First Get a free can of OLIPOP! Buy any 2 cans of Olipop in store, and they’ll pay you back for one. Works on any flavor, any retailer. Go to drinkolipop.com/WEIRD If you want to support your stress and sleep—not just track it—Apollo is worth trying. For a limited time, get $99 off the Apollo Wearable + SmartVibes bundle at apolloneuro.com/weird with code WEIR See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
BONUS EPISODE! Every Friday, Pete and Val make it weird together!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Kevin Nealon (new special Loose in the Crotch on YouTube! Hiking with Kevin!) returns to make it weird again! Go to quince.com/weirdo for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns Sign up and get 10% off at betterhelp.com/weirdo If you want to support your stress and sleep—not just track it—Apollo is worth trying. For a limited time, get $99 off the Apollo Wearable + SmartVibes bundle at apolloneuro.com/weird with code WEIRDSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
BONUS EPISODE! Every week, Pete and Val make it weird together!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
James Beshara (Magic Mind founder!) returns to make it weird again! Check out Little Saints and discover your Magic Hour. Visit littlesaints.com and use code WEIRD to get 15% Off Your First Order. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
BONUS EPISODE! Every week, Pete and Val make it weird together!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Blair Carlyle (Uncle Pappy! C.B. Carlyle & the Desert Angels!) makes it weird! Check out Little Saints and discover your Magic Hour. Visit littlesaints.com and use code WEIRD to get 15% off your first order Get a free can of OLIPOP! Buy any 2 cans of Olipop in store, and they’ll pay you back for one. Works on any flavor, any retailer. Go to drinkolipop.com/WEIRD See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
BONUS EPISODE! Every Friday, Pete and Val make it weird together!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Trevor Wallace (Comedy! YouTube! Stiff Socks podcast!) makes it weird!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
BONUS EPISODE! Every Friday, Pete and Val make it weird together!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jeff Foxworthy (comedy legend!) makes it weird!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
BONUS EPISODE! Every Friday, Pete and Val make it weird together!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Max Silvestri (new podcast I Need You Guys! I Love LA on HBO!) makes it weird!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
BONUS EPISODE! Every Friday, Pete and Val make it weird together!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Earthquake (comedy legend!) makes it weird!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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now I see why Marky B cut the first hour in his version.
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In this episode, Pete does the most amazing Brian Regan impressions I've ever heard while also creating new bits that sounded like something right out of Brian's brain. His conversation with Gary is also great.
such a great talk, of course.
Irena! That name 😍
Excellence 💯
This is garbage. Endless babbling about nothing.
What???? You're saying that Jesus knew all about the "woman by the well" (5 husbands) but he was mistaken about an epileptic being possessed by demons? That would make Jesus a liar. You give yourself the title of "father", which Jesus forbade by the way, and then accuse Christ of being a liar or being mistaken? Where does your faith lie my friend? Peace. Oh an by the way, just because a pill stops epilepsy, doesn't mean it's not demonic possession. In the realm of "all things are possible", maybe that pill just defeats the demon. You make God too small my friend. Jesus is my salvation. Mainstream rehabs and support groups help those that cannot grasp Jesus. I have graduated 2 entire year-long drug rehabs and nothing truly worked longterm until I got ahold of Christ. Or rather, He got ahold of me. I hope He finds you too my friend. You believe in the church until you can't reconcile it, correct? Well, if the Bible is right, then that means there is a very powerful ancient entity trying
This was the best podcast episode of all the podcasts and all the episodes in the land. I needed this extra long dose of happy! Love to both Pete + Maya ❤
Simon Pegg 16:58
this guy took the name of another guy who changed his own name. wow. this guy's rreal name is James, people.
bill burr has a kid. pow.
good lord the ads
Way too much woo.
Hannah Gadsby is not only funny with a fresh perspective, but she's also very intelligent and observant of the human condition.
skip intro & ads: 9:50
mosses is incredible
one of my favorites, so funny!!! who is Daniel van kirk!!!!
one of the better episodes I've heard in a while, I think it makes his music better to hear his responses even if they were the same answers as many musicians, he seemed genuinely humbled by his ability to share his art.
oh my God poor Patton Oswalt. his first wife died and now he's married to this battle ax, her voice drove me crazy but that was far outmatched by her horrible personality.