Three Gooners walk into a bar

On this pod - we break down the absolutely fantastic 4–1 win over Spurs — and yes, we enjoy every single second of it.There’s a big spotlight on Viggo Gyökeres and his performance, and the same goes for Eze. The big question: should he start against Chelsea?John brings some news to the bar — referees are now doing post-match interviews. Is that actually a good idea? (Spoiler: John thinks so.)In this week’s quiz, John and Dan have one minute to guess as many players as possible. Chaos guaranteed.We’ve got Kick in The Dick, we’ve got tabulations, and we’ve got three very happy Gooners.That’s it.Disclaimer: Everything said in this episode is for fun, banter and entertainment purposes only. No players, clubs or individuals were harmed (or intended to be harmed) in the making of this podcast.

Sorry we’re a bit late this week – the bar doors didn’t quite open on time.In this episode, we reluctantly open up the wounds from that dreadful game against Wolves… and try to shut them again just as quickly. We break down the many (and yes, there are many) issues we’ve seen in the last two Premier League games and ask what’s actually going wrong.John is this close to understanding his own segment, “Kick in The Dick”, while Dan brings a quiz on the Arsenal players with the highest output over the last 30 years.Debates, frustration, banter and probably a few overreactions. That’s it.Disclaimer: Everything said in this episode is for fun, banter and entertainment purposes only. No players, clubs or individuals were harmed (or intended to be harmed) in the making of this podcast.

This episode was recorded ahead of the Premier League clash with Brentford. Dan is completely out with the flu, so things are slightly less structured than usual. We go through the other results around the league, talk Viggo vs. Šeško, and try to make sense of the strange Haaland–Szoboszlai situation.John brings what might be his most controversial quiz yet. Or maybe controversial isn’t the right word… you decide. That's it.Disclaimer: Everything said in this episode is for fun, banter, and entertainment only. No players, clubs, or people were harmed (or meant to be) in the making of this podcast.That’s it.👉 https://linktr.ee/threegoonerswalkintoabarThis episode contains short audio excerpts from: • Universal Pictures • Paramount Movies • IGN • Amblin EntertainmentAll audio clips are used briefly for identification, commentary, and quiz purposes in accordance with quotation and fair dealing principles.

This episode was recorded ahead of the Caribbean Cup semi-final against Chelsea. We wrap up the Leeds game, talk Merino’s injury, and look ahead to Sunderland at the weekend. We also settle the debate once and for all: Tonali or Zubimendi? (It’s 100% Zubi.) The transfer window is officially shut, and John makes his debut with a brand new segment: John’s Weekly Kick in the Dick. There’s also a quiz on world-class goals, plus an update on the Scottie Tabulations. That’s it.Disclaimer: Everything said in this episode is for fun, banter, and entertainment only. No players, clubs, or people were harmed (or meant to be) in the making of this podcast.👉 https://linktr.ee/threegoonerswalkintoabarThis episode contains short audio excerpts from: • Sky SportsAll audio clips are used briefly for identification, commentary, and quiz purposes in accordance with quotation and fair dealing principles.

This episode was recorded ahead of the Kairat game. We go all the way through the United defeat — what actually happened, and is this a turning point in the season or the start of a proper derailment? Either way, fuck it, we’re still four points clear.The quiz is all about shirt numbers (something both Jams and John absolutely love), and of course we check in on the latest Scottie Tabulations. That’s it.

This episode was recorded ahead of the Champions League clash against Inter. We look back at the Forest game, talk about Ethan’s loan move to Marseille, and of course look ahead to Inter (shoutout to Mkhitaryan 👀) and Manchester United at the weekend. There’s an Arsenal & AFCON quiz, Scottie Tabulations are back, and things go slightly off the rails as usual. That’s it.Disclaimer: Everything said in this episode is for fun, banter, and entertainment only. No players, clubs, or people were harmed (or meant to be) in the making of this podcast.👉 https://linktr.ee/threegoonerswalkintoabar

We recorded this one ahead of our Caribbean Cup clash with Chelsea, debating what lineup we’d go with. We look forward, talk Myles Lewis-Skelly, revisit the painful Liverpool game, and ask whether Arteta puts on too much of a handbrake in the big matches. BFG is stepping down, so we send our thanks and talk about why he’s leaving his role as Head of Youth at Arsenal. Jams brings the quiz, and we try not to get too competitive — which is impossible when it’s Dan versus John.Disclaimer: everything said in this episode is for fun, banter and entertainment only. No players, clubs or people were harmed (or meant to be) in the making of this podcast.That’s it.This episode contains short audio excerpts from: Anne Hathaway (Instagram) • Capital XTRA • BBC • VG TVAll audio clips are used briefly for identification, commentary, and quiz purposes in accordance with quotation and fair dealing principles.

👉 We recorded this one at the pub before the Liverpool game — and for the first time ever, we actually end up talking a bit about American football, mainly because John just won’t stop with the shout-outs (and it keeps going all episode). We look back at the year’s biggest surprises and disappointments, run through a quiz, and check in on the latest tabulations.Disclaimer: everything said in this episode is for fun, banter and entertainment only. No players, clubs or people were harmed (or meant to be) in the making of this podcast.That’s it.

👉 We recorded this one before the Aston Villa game. John was absolutely not nervous at all — which, in hindsight, makes perfect sense. Everton still has the worst stadium name in football and should obviously be called the UNESCO Stadium. John brings the quiz, Jams’ prediction streak keeps rolling, and everything is perfectly under control. Happy New Year MF's. That’s it.

👉A one-minute Christmas special. Just us saying “cut that out”. Thats it. Merry Christmas MF's.

👉 No quiz this time — instead we talk through the Everton game with a focus on our best possible starting XI. Christmas is just around the corner, so Jams has brought a little gift for the other two (and the listeners). There’s also a very unexpected shout-out to Messi… and yes, we still end with predictions. That’s it.

👉 Pablo subs in for John, who’s off on holiday. All three of us were at the Radiohead gig and are still riding the hype — which does not mix well with the Wolves game. Viggo Gyökeres gets a proper going-over, there’s yet another movie detour, Pablo’s in charge of the quiz, and John and Manu send in their predictions from afar. That’s it.

👉 We’re recording before the Club Brugge match, still licking our wounds after the loss to Villa. We break down what went wrong, look at possible lineups for tonight, and—obviously—take a completely unnecessary detour into gangster movies. Dan brings a quiz on players who’ve represented both Arsenal and Villa, and we wrap it all up with predictions. That’s it.

👉 John was the only one of the three who actually watched the Brentford game at the pub — so he’s the expert. We go through the listener vote we ran between episodes, all because Dan refused to accept Manu’s prediction as valid. Who came out on top? We talk through the Chelsea match, look ahead to the weekend, and of course wrap it all up with predictions and a quiz. That’s it.

👉 John is off in the U.S., so our good friend Pablo jumps in to keep the barstool warm. We break down the North London Derby, talk Trossard and Eze, and somehow end up on a full Batman detour because… of course we do.We look ahead to Bayern Munich tonight and Chelsea at the weekend, and Pablo gets thrown into a Three Gooners Walk Into a Bar–themed quiz. John still sends in his predictions from across the pond.That’s it.

👉 Dan and Jams are waiting for John… again. Scotland somehow beat Denmark, and we look ahead to the North London Derby — injuries or no injuries, who knows anymore. Jams brings a quiz about quotes, and John is deeply unhappy with the whole thing. We finish with weekly predictions. That’s it.

👉 We look back at the Sunderland game — John saw it sober, while Jams and Dan took it to the bar. The quiz was loooong. A bit about snow, a bit of Christmas jabber, and, as always, things went off the rails. That’s it.

👉 Dan’s down, so it’s just two Gooners at the bar — and John’s late, obviously. We look back at the Champions League clash against Prague, look ahead to Sunderland, and somehow still find time for a quiz and the usual nonsense. That’s it.

👉 We break down the Caribbean Cup clash against Brighton and talk all things B team. The quizzes are getting way too long, we get interrupted by The Crow halfway through, and Manu is back on predictions. That’s it.

👉 Jams has been to the Emirates and had a blast. We break down the win against Atletico Madrid, dive way too deep into the Viggo vs. Kai debate, quiz on goalscorers, and round it all off with a full status update on predictions — also known as The Scottie Tabulations. That’s it.