Sex and the Cidiots

It's the penultimate episode of the penultimate season of GIRLS! Hannah begins by breaking up with her #secretdick of a boyf for like the third episode in a row, says goodbye to a gig and a principal, and hello to old frenemy Tally (Jenny Slate) for a wild, vulnerable and at times genuinely poignant Brooklyn day. Marnie tries to talk to her mind-controlled ex/current musical collaborator before struggling with her self-directed mandate for being alone. Ray gets a special visit from a sneaky marketing pro just back from Japan who's going to try to save his coffee business, and we get a brief peek at Adam and Jessa on their way back to whatever their new, maybe-parents life is. BONUS: stay after the credits for a few minutes of Kev talking about his colonoscopy! FUN! Join us over on Patreon.com/KevinAndJon for EVERY episode of the Girls journey! Only one season left, folks!

Girls has the courage to OPEN an episode with a full Basic Instinct, and boy do we mean open! The episode centers around an immersive theater experience that is the kind of thing that is a nightmare for both your podcast boys, and we get: all the Girls showing no respect whatsoever for performers, a lingering Hannah/Fran fight, Marnie announcing her new status to Ray before getting a surprise return from someone who barely left, and Adam and Jessa go kind-of public with their new relationship. Elsewhere, Elijah continues his spin-off show within a show and tries to DTR at a super fancy Dill party.  Alternating episodes of the Girls journey drop on the Sex and the Cidiots feed, while EVERY episode is available at Patreon.com/KevinAndJon

It’s Spring Queening for Hannah and her mom, who end up diving for a sweaty lady’s bits & coming to heartbreaking/real terms with her marriage (respectively), Shosh gets to tour Aidy Bryant around her new Japanese life which is a mix of a new utopia and virgin territory, and Adam and Jessa meet her sister and, basically, make us sick!  Every OTHER episode of Girls drops right here on main, while every SINGLE ep can be found over at patreon.com/kevinandjon. Put that phone down!

We're BACK on our Girls journey, and honestly, we've never been happier about it. This episode is an absolute breath of fresh, Eastern hemisphere air as we go to Shosh's new life in Japan, meet her work crush Yoshi, her gal pals, and the new life she's started and absolutely loving...at least until she gets "managed out" of it. Hannah finds a series of nudes in Fran's phone -- but don't worry, they're there for totally normal reasons no one could POSSIBLY question -- and then enlists Ray & Elijah to help class up her nude game. Adam gets a guest role on a police procedural show and even more impressively gets a sincere compliment from Jessa, and Marnie drops in for about 90 seconds that are all amazing. Oh, and there's a lot of butts in this one. As a reminder, every OTHER episode of our Girls pod drops on the Sex and the Cidiots main feed, while EVERY ep drops over for everybody on the patreon.com/kevinandjon party. Thanks for your support, everybody! You make us smile like we know a cake is coming later.

In what we are led to believe is the very last bit of Sex and the City media ever (for now), Carrie eats at a weird Japanese restaurant, talks to Charlotte about the idea of being alone, passes out pies to everybody, and listens to some very good Barry White. Charlotte gets railed (thank GOD), and in a notably human way, explains what loving someone means. LTW considers leaving her husband because he’s sad for a week, and has a confrontation with Marion (a man!) over legitimately nothing, Seema considers whether marriage is something she wants or something that society has conditioned her into wanting, and Miranda throws a Thanksgiving for a group of people that are like what if a Fox News AI bot wrote “Brooklyn Queer People” as a character. And then…it’s over. Folks, we go long, and have a lot of thoughts and feelings. We’ll tell you this: WE are not going anywhere. Join us at patreon.com/kevinandjon for movies and other shows, and mainly – thank you for taking this ride with us. We don’t take for granted what a lovely thing it is to be invited into your headphones, and we’re honored you’ve had us.

In the penultimate episode of the Sex and the City universe, Carrie checks in on an old Tom Wolfe saying at her old place, and considers a request for ending The Woman’s loneliness with an epilogue. Miranda goes completely, narcissistically unhinged with a sneaky Thanksgiving invite, Charlotte approaches what *could have been* a nuanced and serious moment of evolution about her feelings about Rock’s life, as they star in a musical and show her what another life might have been. Harry has some great lines about his not so straight line, TLDR almost annoys her losing husband into retirement, and Seema gets blown in a shower. It might seem like there’s more to it than that, but, ONE MORE EPISODE! Thank you for staying with us on this journey, and if you’re enjoying yourself, please rate and review your boys to keep us alive, or join us for a variety of show and movie fun over at patreon.com/kevinandjon. We love you from the gyms to the Jellicle Ball!

It's the dreaded "Emergency Pod" that we never wanted to have to do, and yet can't believe we haven't done already: "And Just Like That" is coming to an end, after just two more episodes. We hopped on the mics to summarize the news, read the statements from MP King, Kristin Davis & Cynthia Nixon, and we play the whole lovely SJP message and montage for you as well. Let's talk about the end of this incredible beast, how we feel, what we wanna see and what we actually WILL see -- comment below! And as always, yada yada rate/review/join us at patreon.com/kevinandjon, love youuuu

“Noooo, Aidan don’t worry about my feelings for Duncan, I’m not gonna bone him until the end of the week!” - Carrie Bradshaw, translated from last episode. Here, Carrie enjoys her “writing partner” whose notes on her work include a range of advice from “that is good” to “wow, that is good,” Brady Hobbes buries the lead with a good news/bad news situation to Miranda and a returning and raging Steve, Charlotte tries to zoom with a psychic healer, the comptroller’s race comes to a conclusion, and Seema, somehow, tops herself and does her worst thing yet. Oh, and there are both big dong marionettes AND farts. It’s like they’ve been reading our fanfic! Leave us a rating and a review if you’re enjoying the ride with your boys, and join us for bonus pods, video, Discord chats and more over at patreon.com/kevinandjon!

Folks, you won’t believe how many consecutive meals are made and not eaten in this episode, and the consequences are disastrous. In an episode in which the B, C, D thru Z stories shouldn’t have even existed, LTW just says “Ozempic” twice, Joy reveals an incredible bit of self-centeredness upon Miranda’s alcoholic confession, Charlotte and Harry literally just waddle and fall down, Seema stinks (literally), Anthony finally stands up for himself with the woman of the amazing disappearing accent, and then…there’s the actual story between Carrie and Aidan. Jealousy, insecurity, finally sort of confronting some things (in way too quick a window, but, alas), and a surprising finale.  And…we have four episodes left to go? Okay, LFG! Thanks for listening and supporting, and if you’d like to go even HARDER on us, join us for exclusive podcasts and videos and Discord chats at patreon.com/kevinandjon, or just toss us a nice lil’ rate and review on your podcast app or Spotify!

There's a big ol' art gallery with condom filled with a metrically measured amount of j***, there's two FULL butts, a lot of closet talk, a now ever-present Aidan staying in NYC for an undetermined amount of time in between longing sighs at his phone, an extremely horny LTW, a Lucille 2-ass Charlotte, the biggest balls in the business on Harry, a post-coital gigglefest with ol' aluminum armpits Patel, and some of the most confusing / insensitive stuff of the season from Joy, who may have somehow slalomed in between all the declarations of alcoholism Miranda has been throwing out there??? Oh, and Anthony drops a killer line on us all. It's a NIGHTTIME BOOZY EP, folks! Rate and review us, daddies, and join us at patreon.com/kevinandjon for bonus pods, discord chat, and more!

We start with a little bit on last week's controversy about LTW's dad repeatedly dying, and then it's on to an episode that -- sorry -- had a number of enjoyable things! There's a solid bit of farce over Charlotte's birthday party and what sad thing she's dealing with, a bunch of losers who don't want to do karaoke (and then suddenly do), Patti LuPone guesting as an Italian shrink mom, Lilly gets dumped, Carrie and the British Biographer verbally 69 about each other's writing, and we get a wacky party Miranda that we simply love. Don't worry: we hate plenty of stuff too! Fun for everyone. More fun for everyone? Over on patreon.com/kevinandjon!

Aidan announces his return to town with a crash, and then breaks some other pretty shocking news to Carrie. LTW puts her phone on silent and misses the passing of her dad (RIP Billy D, who IS still alive in real life, thank God), and ends up tussling with Lucille 3 (played by the great Jennifer Lewis) about arrangements, Charlotte finally gets busted while trying to keep Harry’s secret secret, and Seema helps Miranda look for an apartment after a (sorta) tearful goodbye to her car & driver. Come for the storylines, stay for the MULTIPLE references to the hobbit universe and exploration about how squirrels see each other. And help us celebrate OUR independence (as a podcast) on this 7/4 drop by leaving us a helpful rating and review, and/or joining us over at patreon.com/kevinandjon!

As we all know and definitely isn’t something the show just jammed in there as a totally new thing out of nowhere: Carrie has a downstairs neighbor! He’s a sexy, grumpy British author of questionable height who is serving so much Darcy that we couldn’t help but wonder…is he a part of Carrie’s “fiction”? Miranda also has some roommate troubles (hi penis, how ya doin’ there butcher knife), which leads the two gals to room together for a bit in some fun and maddening shenanigans. LTW has a work crush, Charlotte is dealing with some actual serious Harry news, but they all go glamping. And most importantly…Seema…tries to get a loan! Hit us with a rating and a review and we promise not to stomp all over our apartment in heels! And join the never-ending fun at patreon.com/kevinandjon.

Carrie’s in Virginia, folks! And her (possibly Christian Scientist?) boyfriend Aidan is whimsically forcing painting and games upon his children as he tries to get them to like Carrie, and we couldn’t help but wonder…where did their chemistry go? Was it lost in Aidan’s constant jokes and shouting? Hard to say! Harry’s Pop Pop comes to visit and donate his banana to neighbors in need as Harry contemplates his own banana/mortality, Lilly introduces her polyboyf to the family, LTW tries to fight off sleep divorce and considers a MAN (a hot one) as a possible new editor, Seema leaves her job for real, and Miranda gets memed after a tough on air appearance, but ends the episode getting kissed at. Join us over on patreon.com/kevinandjon for year-round fun, and if you don’t mind, hit us with a rating and a review! And we promise we won’t make you play any games.

In this episode, Carrie takes a friend to Williamsburg, Virginia to have lunch with Aidan, whether or not he's actually willing to take her home! Charlotte goes out to the party, after party, and after-after party to network and up her painting-selling business while wing-womaning a friend, Harry has a very understandable incident with button jeans, Miranda has her first kinda-date with the reporter, Anthony has an absolute non-story arc with objectifying his big hog boyf for his bread shop, LTW unreasonably flips out about her editor taking a much better job instead of continuing with a decade-long documentary that will never end, and Seema gets passed over at her job and acts in a way that has us asking, rhetorically: we're supposed to hate her, right? Rate and review us, daddy! And join all the fun with dozens and dozens of exclusive podcast and videos over at Patreon.com/kevinandjon!

Hey we didn’t title this episode, Aidan did! (Full recap starts at 10:30) Carrie's writing fiction that is mostly about whatever she is doing at that exact moment in real life, Charlotte & LTW are freaking out about their kids getting into Ivy League schools, Miranda gets addicted to a trashy reality show and shoots her shot with a guac lady, Seema is so over dating she gets the matchmaker treatment, and Aidan reveals himself to be a truly terrible texter. We also get TWO great guest stars in this episode -- Cheri Oteri & Kristen Schaal, and one of them is even given something to do! Maybe most importantly, Carrie & Aidan confront the absurdity of their no contact / some contact situation (kind of), and of course...THERE'S RATS! Rate & review if ya haven't, And Just Like Thatties! And join us at patreon.com/kevinandjon.

This episode is as big as Carrie’s hat, because it’s the first time back with our gals in a year and a half, and there’s a lot to talk about: Miranda finding God (via someone else in her bed), Charlotte’s falsely accused dog, Seema setting a fire like a dope and then having an absolute nothingburger of a relationship, LTW’s PBS documentary and its will they/won’t they relationship with Michelle Obama, and an absolutely iconic phone sex scene that has everyone in our DMs screaming, “DON’T!” Unlike Carrie’s door, this ain’t a false alarm: the Cidiots are back with you for another season, baby. If you don't mind, leave us a rating and a review! And if you'd like to join the party with over 100 exclusive bonus podcasts about movies and other shows, a Discord chat with fellow Cidiots and monthly zoom hangs, check us over at patreon.com/kevinandjon!

Rememeber when Desi no-showed the big performance with Marnie? Well the show doesn’t! They’ve made up so much that they’re actually going through with the wedding in this fun episode, which brings us a great guest star in the mysteriously-aged hair & makeup pro Bridget Everett, a tense bridal party that ends up finding some genuinely sweet and meaningful moments, a goofball parade of a groom’s party, a body/soul-swapped Jessa who has a little something going with a new man, Ray sacrificing himself, and the ever-forgettable Plop. Rate & review us if you don’t mind, and if you feel like extra Jon & Kev in your lives, join us over at patreon.com/kevinandjon!

It’s election day for Ray, ruin someone else’s good time day for Marnie (as usual), and take the gay out for a spin day for Hannah’s dad, who has a nice time with Elijah. Jessa, Adam, Ace and Mimi Rose have one of the most deranged dinners we’ve ever seen, and we end the episode in a very different place than we begin, which is kinda nice! Rate & review us if you don’t mind, and if you feel like extra Jon & Kev in your lives, join us over at patreon.com/kevinandjon!

Folks, we FINALLY have the release date for And Just Like That Season 3, and it’s May 19. 12 episodes dropping every Thursday. RIP Nya & Che, hello to flirty ballerinos, a million rats, “reporter” Miranda, LTW’s work crush, Aidan’s analog emojis, Seema’s speeed dates, and Carrie’s elf p0rn. Welcome back, Cidiots! In the LONG offseasons of our favorite show, you can find us gabbing every week about other shows and movies by joining patreon.com/kevinandjon!