Sex and the Cidiots

(PATREON sneak peek) We're here for a happy time, for a sad reason. A modern saint, Dolly Parton, has passed, and so Kevin and Jon sat down with her film debut and had a great friggin' time. Headed by three absolute legends: Dolly, Jane Fonda, Lily Tomlin, with just a dab of Dabney Coleman, we have a feminist, workers-rights forward, anti-capitalist banger that holds up CRAZY well, even if acts 2 AND 3 are deeply insane. Kidnapping, gunshots, garage-opener pulleys, joints rolled by your kids -- this flick has everything. And, this episode has a lot of bigger picture talk about Dolly, how she was 1-of-1, and how great this person was, and is. Dolly 4-ever. For over 200 exclusive podcast episodes on movies and various TV episodes, join ya boiz at patreon.com/kevinandjon!

Folks, we've never gotten more direct requests to do anything than we did to go deep on the big gay hockey show, and your wishes are now our command. Let's talk Shane & Ilya's forbidden romance, hidden weiners, and butts that will make you put on your best glasses to check out. Partying Russian style, BJ ethics, and a bizarrely long-stretching timeline, let's drop the puck AND the pants and get after it! We're dropping episode one on both our main podcast feeds, and every single episode over on Patreon.com/kevinandjon.

We began Girls six years ago with Hannah's parents telling her they were cutting her off, financially. 62 episodes later, we end with Marnie — and Hannah's mom — doing everything they can to help her (and her son, Grovey), despite everything she says or does to push them away. And you know what? It feels pretty consistent, tbh. Marnie wins the Best Friend Award in the end, and closes with a very strong episode of insane lines and a bathroom Facetime b**t off, and Hannah's mom, once again, tries to bring her into adulthood. We did it, folks. Thank you SO much for joining us on another full series of podcasting, and if you'd like to find every single episode of these pods, the complete set is now available at patreon.com/kevinandjon. As someone very wise in this episode once said, I think your sense of humor could be a very powerful tool on this journey. Onto the next!

Hannah's walking through a college campus away from NYC to begin the episode -- a completely new departure we haven't already experienced in an earlier season -- and it turns out she's making a play to become a college professor upstate. It's time to say goodbye to the city, take stock of what it brought her (in her words: misery!), and have one last sendoff with the original Girls...one of whom is having a surprise engagement party. And just like that...there's just one to go. Let's dance to the end, baby. Join us at patreon.com/kevinandjon for EVERY episode we've ever done of the Girls journey, plus dozens and dozens of movies, a season of Desperate Housewives, two seasons of The Carrie Diaries, and MORE!

Elijah fires his acting career back up hard and fast with an open call for the musical adaptation of "White Men Can't Jump," and it's everything you'd hope it would be. Meanwhile we get a haunting from boyfriend's past, as Dill is at a baby-buying scandal of a rock bottom and shows up at the door at the worst time. Hannah finally reaches the NOT waterski instructor by phone to hit him with the Maury you ARE the father message, and then deals with the aftermath alongside eight pizzas. Marnie gets an eviction notice, calls her mom, and takes some jewelry to the pawn shop and is forced to see her true reflection in a fraudulent bit of jewelry. This episode also has the exact right amount of Jessa. We hope you are having a great new year and we have the perfect way to kick it off: with a rating and a review of your favorite silly TV & movie recap boys! And as always, join us for ALL the fun over at patreon.com/kevinandjon.