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This is "Telehell", Where We cover the worst, the dumbest, the most sin-worthy of TV moments from the past 7 decades. Then, we rate them on a scale based on Dante's 9 circles of Hell. Add dry wit and cheesy jokes to the mix, and you've got something that will last throughout eternity--we hope.
We drop a new episode every Sunday Night (EST) Until then, thanks for coming and remember our Motto:
"If It's Not in Telehell...It's Not worth a Damn!"
We drop a new episode every Sunday Night (EST) Until then, thanks for coming and remember our Motto:
"If It's Not in Telehell...It's Not worth a Damn!"
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Our REMASTERED series continues by simply starting from scratch (Long Story). As We revisit the wrath of a TV Pilot with no rhyme or reason behind its main premise...Seriously, all these years later and I still don't get it; Why even summon Rodney Dangerfield to begin with if you don't even Bother explaining how you got that power in the first place?? SPONSORED BY Dave's Archives The CIRQ Archives Kier's Nostalgia Corner Kev The Ripper (Back with a NEW Link) And (of course) our Patrons
Our first REMASTERED Episode was the first one we put together with a Low Quality Microphone as the Pandemic Began back in April of 2020. Now with Cleaner audio and 17% More Material that we left out the first time, it's our look at Eric Idle's only U.S. sitcom as a Leading man. NOTE: If You already heard the first ORIGINAL version of this episode, you're more than welcome to skip this one; unless you're super-into the nuances of improved sound quality. SPONSORED BY: Dave's Archives The CIRQ Archives Kier's Nostalgia Corner Kev The Ripper (Back with a NEW YT Page) And (of course) our Patrons
Some people have asked us; "Restore & rerun old episodes? Why??" We say "Restore and Rerun old episodes, WHY NOT???" After you hear a little bit about the How & the Why behind our madness, Join us thru March as we present "surgically enhanced" versions of the following classic episodes from Season 2: 1/18: Nearly Departed 2/1: Where's Rodney?? 2/15: The Laugh Track 3/1: We Got it Made 3/15: My Mother The Car Until then...
Merry/Happy Holiday of your choice, let's get down to business... 0:00 - Opening remarks/Personal News 1:40 - The Fate of Telehell 4:16 - Telehell REMASTERED: An Introduction 11:29 - Telehell REMASTERED: The Lineup 14:10 - Bye, bye, "Seasons" of the show 16:17 - Patreon Stuff 17:00 - Closing thoughts/When the REMASTERED shows (and NEW ones) drop 19:24 - BREAKING NEWS: We Won An Undie Award!! (Spots available for New Promo Swaps) Enjoy your New Year's Hangover!
(UNOFFICIAL) SEASON 7 FINALE: I continue to look after the future spawns of evil as we also continue to look at a TV show Nobody Wanted to Continue...and yet it did...And don't worry, we keep the screaming babies to a Bare minimum here. We'll see you in 2026 in a New MONTHLY format (we'll explain at the end)! ALSO STARRING: Raye Pesner SPONSORED BY: Dave's Archives Annex3 Kier's Nostalgia Corner Kev The Ripper And (of Course) our Patrons
TELEHELL-O-WEEN concludes with--what I may truly feel--is one of the Worst Literary Adaptations ever made for Television...surprsingly enough, it's NOT because young Jeff Goldblum is Ichabod Crane; thats the LEAST of this movie's problems. SPONSORED BY: Dave's Archives Annex 3 Kier's Nostalgia Corner Kev the Ripper and (of course) our Patrons
TELEHELL-O-WEEN Continues; as we take a look at the Distant Canadian cousin of a creepy, kooky, mysterious and spooky family...one that should've been disowned & put up for adoption from the family. CORRECTION: One of our listeners reminded me that the ORIGINAL "Addams Family" actually aired on ABC instead of NBC...Have we mentioned this is part of doing 3 shows in a week, and I'm incredibly burnt out from making them? Our apologies. SPONSORED BY: Dave's archives Annex 3 Kier's Nostalgia Corner Kev The Ripper and (of Course) our Patrons
Welcome to TELEHELL-O-WEEN!! We will be presenting Three shows this week that each involve something Spooky...and we begin this week with an attempt to make Frankenstein funny, minus the aid of Mel Brooks. SPONSORED BY: Dave's Archives Annex 3 Kier's Nostalgia Corner Kev The Ripper and (of course) our Patrons
A Few Updates: 0:00 - An Update on my Friend's ALS Fund raiser 2:00 - A Fan Letter 5:18 - A VERY Longwinded answer to our Fan's Question 15:15 - A Preview of TELEHELL-O-WEEN We'll see you Next Week!
SPECIAL RE-POST: It has come to our attention that some--if not MOST--of the episode we Just posted may be too annoying for fragile ears. So with that, we present an ALTERNATE, SOFTER Version of the show in question--now with 78% Less Baby & Burping sounds. But don't worry, we're keeping the Original version up just in case there are those who don't mind the noise... Sorry about this.
PART 1: It's bad enough that we have to deal with another TV series where a baby can "Talk" despite its age and lack of motor skills; it's even worse when I have to review it while tending to the needs of future evil souls. ALSO STARRING: Raye Pesner SPONSORED BY:Dave's Archives Annex 3 Kier's Nostalgia Corner Kev the Ripper ...and (of course) Our Patrons
SPECIAL: I sacrifice a Good Night's Sleep to recap, rejoice and recoil over the events of the 77th Annual Emmy Awards....................Please don't wake me up for 2 weeks. SPONSORED BY: Dave's Archives Annex3 Kier's Nostalgia Corner Kev The Ripper And (of course) Our Patrons
We're Back from our Summer pause with something we've not yet done...talk about a show that actually Highlights our Opposition--And when that happens, we're gonna need some mandatory help from upstairs; as we take a look at another one of MacLean Stevenson's Post-MASH Misfires... ALSO STARRING: Joan Bishop Yarnel Mois SPECIAL THANKS to the Forgotten TV (Forgotten.TV) Podcast & their Youtube channel for even Having the show available to review in the first place. SPONSORED BY: Dave's Archives Annex3 (from the makers of Retrocirq) Kier's Nostalgia Corner Kev The Ripper And (of course) Our Patrons
You've been asking, we will tell you... 0:00 - Introduction 3:03 - So, Why are we pausing? 6:10 - When will we be back? 6:58 - Changes to our Patreon (Click Here) 10:46 - A NEW Mini-show is coming... 14:13 - More Swag 19:02 - Our NEXT 8 Shows 31:06 - A Tease for our Next Telehell-A-Vision (If we hit 500 subs over there on our YT page) See you in September!
One of the all time greatest TV music composers passed away on June 26th at age 93...Last season, we did an episode about the Life & the Work of Lalo Schifrin on our Patreon--as a tribute, we would like to present that show for you...
SPECIAL: Long before there was ever a Telehell, I was (and still am) a Radio guy...and since my radio career is now officially old enough to drink, this would be a good time to do a little reflecting on the past in this series of vignettes while I do battle against a Ham Radio unit (Long story). Since this is a little longer than our usual shows, feel free to jump around where needed below: 04:40 - Jingles: A Love Story 26:27 - My Mock Aircheck (c2005) 35:49 - "Local" Commercials (c2006) 49:09 - Me & the BBC (2008 Interview) 1:04:03 - The Tale of "TV Tracks" (2017 Internet radio station) SPONSORED BY: Dave's Archives RetroCIRQ Kier's Nostalgia Corner Kev The Ripper And (of course) Our Patrons
MIDSEASON FINALE: "The Bonfire of Vanity Projects" concludes with a simple warning; that just because you CAN do everything in the world of showbiz, doesn't mean that you SHOULD...and that includes hosting talk shows--maybe if this one aired in France, it would've stayed on for Decades. Telehell will return sometime later in the Summer...as always, we'll explain later...but until then, thank you for everything... SPONSORED BY: Dave's Archives RetroCIRQ Kier's Nostalgia Corner Kev the Ripper And (of course) our Patrons
"The Bonfire of Vanity projects" continues with the single Worst thing Michael Richards has ever done in his career...........I will be taking NO Questions at this time. SPONSORED BY Dave's Archives RETROCirq: The Video Store Kier's Nostalgia Corner Kev The Ripper And (Of Course) Our Patrons
A few words about The Last of the Great Emcees... Keep his legacy alive by visiting his Youtube Page at Wink Martindale Games
By Special Request; some of you have wanted to hear the bit we did where a Shakesperian actor (played by Mike Davison) read the lyrics to the Hammerman Theme song...I've heard of worse ways to promote our upcoming RIFF OF TWO EPISODES This Saturday, April 5th 2025 @ 8PM EASTERN on our Youtube Channel...So, here 'ya go.
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