The Socially Distant Sports Bar

Welcome to Pint-Sized Distant Pod. We’ve been back through our archive of episodes and picked out some of our favourite stories, anecdotes, and funny bits.If you’re new to the pod, these are a perfect way to dip your toe in and then dive back into the full episodes from our early days.Check out our brand-new merch store here: 🛒 sdsb2025.myshopify.comGrab a mug, hoodie, t-shirt (or all three!) and help keep the pod going in style.Click here for a NORD VPN dealhttps://nordvpn.com/distantCLICK HERE TO SEE CRWST's SELECTIONhttps://crwst.cymru/collections/shop-all🛍️ NEW MERCH ALERTWe’ve launched a brand new merch store — mugs, hoodies, prints and more!If you fancy supporting the pod that way, head here 👇🛒 sdsb2025.myshopify.com🎟️ TOUR 2026Live shows are coming!🎫 Tickets available now at distantpod.com/live Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

🎫 LONDON LIVE SHOWS — TICKETS ON SALE NOW! We’re coming to London and we REALLY want to see you there — it’s our biggest push of the year. Grab your seats before they're gone: distantpod.com/liveJOIN THE BONUS CLUB to get more from Distant Pod https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-socially-distant-sports-bar/id1503926981 (00:00:40)🎧 THIS WEEK’S SHOW — Episode 288Elis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero (What Else Does He Do??) are back with another week of classic clips, documentaries, books, and total nonsense.PART 2Mike Documentary: The Life of a Football Apprentice (1972)👉 Watch here https://youtu.be/kxUnTR0r5is?si=zBiwvCITf3eymM_PElis’ Book: Jonathan Wilson — The Power and The Glory 👉 Buy here https://amzn.to/3M8kt6yClick here for a NORD VPN dealhttps://nordvpn.com/distantCLICK HERE TO SEE CRWST's SELECTIONhttps://crwst.cymru/collections/shop-all🛍️ NEW MERCH ALERTWe’ve launched a brand new merch store — mugs, hoodies, prints and more!If you fancy supporting the pod that way, head here 👇🛒 sdsb2025.myshopify.com🎟️ TOUR 2026Live shows are coming!🎫 Tickets available now at distantpod.com/live Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

🎫 LONDON LIVE SHOWS — TICKETS ON SALE NOW! We’re coming to London and we REALLY want to see you there — it’s our biggest push of the year. Grab your seats before they're gone: distantpod.com/live🎧 THIS WEEK’S SHOW — Episode 288Elis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero (What Else Does He Do??) are back with another week of classic clips, documentaries, books, and total nonsense.JOIN THE BONUS CLUB to get more from Distant Pod https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-socially-distant-sports-bar/id1503926981 (00:00:40)PART 1Elis: Scotland limbs 👉 Watch here https://x.com/colinmccredie/status/1990899976809975910?s=46&t=neS5hOG2rnBndx5FBpAv6gSteff: The Enemy 👉 Clip 1 https://www.instagram.com/p/DQq5jl6CHwh/?igsh=MW83c2M1dXAwZnV3Zw== 👉 Clip 2 https://www.instagram.com/reel/DQrKN4qjaMQ/?igsh=azc4ZzV5b3l4bTQxMike: Fathers vs Sons 👉 Watch here https://www.instagram.com/reel/DPKXmv5Dreg/?igsh=MXdrOGRhdTlxZXMzMw==Click here for a NORD VPN dealhttps://nordvpn.com/distantCLICK HERE TO SEE CRWST's SELECTIONhttps://crwst.cymru/collections/shop-all🛍️ NEW MERCH ALERTWe’ve launched a brand new merch store — mugs, hoodies, prints and more!If you fancy supporting the pod that way, head here 👇🛒 sdsb2025.myshopify.com🎟️ TOUR 2026Live shows are coming!🎫 Tickets available now at distantpod.com/live Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to Pint-Sized Distant Pod. We’ve been back through our archive of episodes and picked out some of our favourite stories, anecdotes, and funny bits.If you’re new to the pod, these are a perfect way to dip your toe in and then dive back into the full episodes from our early days.👉 This clip is taken from “You're Going To Actual Hell: 139”Click here for a NORD VPN dealhttps://nordvpn.com/distantCLICK HERE TO SEE CRWST's SELECTIONhttps://crwst.cymru/collections/shop-all🛍️ NEW MERCH ALERTWe’ve launched a brand new merch store — mugs, hoodies, prints and more!If you fancy supporting the pod that way, head here 👇🛒 sdsb2025.myshopify.com🎟️ TOUR 2026Live shows are coming!🎫 Tickets available now at distantpod.com/live Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Elis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero are back with another week of classic clips, documentaries, books, and total nonsense.🎧 THIS WEEK’S SHOWPART 1Steff: Steward 👉 Watch here https://www.facebook.com/FHG01/videos/he-got-his-boots-for-his-birthdaysome-incredible-chants-sung-by-these-leyton-ori/1790224575213991/Mike: Canada Women beat New Zealand 👉 Watch here https://www.instagram.com/reel/DOzAUs-iHSB/?igsh=MWl1dTF2NmI2dTdwbw==Elis: Ludovico Einaudi — Divenire Every sport montage editor’s favourite bit of music (especially from 1min 45 onwards) 👉 Listen here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCGvZCbcE0Q&list=RDTCGvZCbcE0Q&start_radio=1PART 2Steff Documentary: Longboarding, LA to NY 👉 Netflix https://www.netflix.com/browse/genre/180?jbv=81471440Mike Book: Mike Mentzer — The Complete Heavy Duty Training SystemPART 3Mike: Bridget Gleason Golf 👉 Watch here https://youtu.be/XQyA0nGX3goElis: Paul Ince — Aston Villa v West Ham, 1989 👉 Watch here https://x.com/sid_lambert/status/1980740954731508104?s=46&t=neS5hOG2rnBndx5FBpAv6gSteff: Aberdeen 👉 Watch here https://www.linkedin.com/posts/aberdeenfc_2015-stars-in-our-season-ticket-campaign-ugcPost-7389704107856674818-yDKI?utm_source=share&utm_medium=member_desktop&rcm=ACoAAA2ugMEBPpr_hBon5AjnTdgNyUOug9_Gb-4Click here for a NORD VPN dealhttps://nordvpn.com/distantCLICK HERE TO SEE CRWST's SELECTIONhttps://crwst.cymru/collections/shop-all🛍️ NEW MERCH ALERTWe’ve launched a brand new merch store — mugs, hoodies, prints and more!If you fancy supporting the pod that way, head here 👇🛒 sdsb2025.myshopify.com🎟️ TOUR 2026Live shows are coming!🎫 Tickets available now at distantpod.com/live Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Elis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero are back with another week of classic clips, documentaries, books, and total nonsense.🎧 THIS WEEK’S SHOW This week's episode contains a bonus clip ⭐ BONUS CLIP — Sponsored by JD Cymru PremierAs part of the JD Cymru Premier’s Support Local campaign, we've linked up with them to talk about why supporting local football is so uniquely rewarding. It’s more than pel-droed. It’s your cymuned, your pride, your identity. Search JD Cymru Premier to find out more. JD Cymru Premier 👉 Watch here https://www.instagram.com/reel/DRU6x4sjJ4w/?igsh=MTZvamJxZ3JkM3psdA== 👉 JD Cymru Premier website https://www.cymrufootball.wales/PART 1Steff: Steward 👉 Watch here https://www.facebook.com/FHG01/videos/he-got-his-boots-for-his-birthdaysome-incredible-chants-sung-by-these-leyton-ori/1790224575213991/Mike: Canada Women beat New Zealand 👉 Watch here https://www.instagram.com/reel/DOzAUs-iHSB/?igsh=MWl1dTF2NmI2dTdwbw==Elis: Ludovico Einaudi — Divenire Every sport montage editor’s favourite bit of music (especially from 1min 45 onwards) 👉 Listen here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCGvZCbcE0Q&list=RDTCGvZCbcE0Q&start_radio=1PART 2Steff Documentary: Longboarding, LA to NY 👉 Netflix https://www.netflix.com/browse/genre/180?jbv=81471440Mike Book: Mike Mentzer — The Complete Heavy Duty Training System 👉 Buy herehttps://www.amazon.co.uk/Heavy-Duty-Mike-Mentzer/dp/B0006QEJ5AClick here for a NORD VPN dealhttps://nordvpn.com/distantCLICK HERE TO SEE CRWST's SELECTIONhttps://crwst.cymru/collections/shop-all🛍️ NEW MERCH ALERTWe’ve launched a brand new merch store — mugs, hoodies, prints and more!If you fancy supporting the pod that way, head here 👇🛒 sdsb2025.myshopify.com🎟️ TOUR 2026Live shows are coming!🎫 Tickets available now at distantpod.com/live Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We’ve been back through our archive of episodes and picked out some of our favourite stories, anecdotes, and funny bits.If you’re new to the pod, these are a perfect way to dip your toe in and then dive back into the full episodes from our early days.👉 This is from 230: Private Jets & CarlingClick here for a NORD VPN dealhttps://nordvpn.com/distantCLICK HERE TO SEE CRWST's SELECTIONhttps://crwst.cymru/collections/shop-all🛍️ NEW MERCH ALERTWe’ve launched a brand new merch store — mugs, hoodies, prints and more!If you fancy supporting the pod that way, head here 👇🛒 sdsb2025.myshopify.com🎟️ TOUR 2026Live shows are coming!🎫 Tickets available now at distantpod.com/live Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Elis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero are back with another week of classic clips, documentaries, books, and total nonsense.🎧 THIS WEEK’S SHOW — The Bounty Diet: 286PART 1Mike: Cantona does rugby 👉 Watch here https://www.instagram.com/reel/DQh3KTGgrJO/?igsh=dWdpcHdkcGppdzN6Elis: Ali training, VO from Norman Mailer 👉 Watch here https://www.instagram.com/reel/DQfA0PVE_lr/?igsh=aHY2Z28xbDNwcHMySteff: F1 Driver names 👉 Watch here https://www.tiktok.com/@f1/video/7522123389696232726?lang=en-GBPART 2Elis Documentary: Geoffrey Boycott — On the Psychiatrist’s Chair 👉 YouTube https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=6fC6v6YcolM 👉 BBC Sounds https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/p08bqh38Steff Book: Whatever Will Be, Will Be — Felix White 👉 Buy here https://www.waterstones.com/book/whatever-will-be-will-be/felix-white//9781788405607?sv1=affiliate&sv_campaign_id=626889&awc=3787_1762343980_67b0008480b24f2b6b9981c4f47e51fc&utm_source=626889&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_campaign=adstrongPART 3Elis: Good old Clive Thomas 👉 Watch here https://www.instagram.com/reel/DQHRd_7Dmt9/?igsh=MXFjeG1wbzZtcDJ1dw==Mike: Steve and Dennis 👉 Watch here https://www.instagram.com/reel/DPi6zWDjGYz/?igsh=MWludDh0cnJsZjBkeg==Steff: Snooker 👉 Watch here https://www.instagram.com/reel/DMipOMVtmPX/?igsh=aGh0ZnNsZXBpOHRmClick here for a NORD VPN dealhttps://nordvpn.com/distantCLICK HERE TO SEE CRWST's SELECTIONhttps://crwst.cymru/collections/shop-all🛍️ NEW MERCH ALERTWe’ve launched a brand new merch store — mugs, hoodies, prints and more!If you fancy supporting the pod that way, head here 👇🛒 sdsb2025.myshopify.com🎟️ TOUR 2026Live shows are coming!🎫 Tickets available now at distantpod.com/live Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

🎧 THIS WEEK’S SHOW — The Bounty Diet: 286Elis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero are back with another week of classic clips, documentaries, books, and total nonsense.PART 1Mike: Cantona does rugby 👉 Watch here https://www.instagram.com/reel/DQh3KTGgrJO/?igsh=dWdpcHdkcGppdzN6Elis: Ali training, VO from Norman Mailer 👉 Watch here https://www.instagram.com/reel/DQfA0PVE_lr/?igsh=aHY2Z28xbDNwcHMySteff: F1 Driver names 👉 Watch here https://www.tiktok.com/@f1/video/7522123389696232726?lang=en-GBPART 2Elis Documentary: Geoffrey Boycott — On the Psychiatrist’s Chair 👉 YouTube https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=6fC6v6YcolM 👉 BBC Sounds https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/p08bqh38Steff Book: Whatever Will Be, Will Be — Felix White👉 Buy here https://www.waterstones.com/book/whatever-will-be-will-be/felix-white//9781788405607?sv1=affiliate&sv_campaign_id=626889&awc=3787_1762343980_67b0008480b24f2b6b9981c4f47e51fc&utm_source=626889&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_campaign=adstrongPART 3Elis: Good old Clive Thomas 👉 Watch here https://www.instagram.com/reel/DQHRd_7Dmt9/?igsh=MXFjeG1wbzZtcDJ1dw==Mike: Steve and Dennis 👉 Watch here https://www.instagram.com/reel/DPi6zWDjGYz/?igsh=MWludDh0cnJsZjBkeg==Steff: Snooker 👉 Watch here https://www.instagram.com/reel/DMipOMVtmPX/?igsh=aGh0ZnNsZXBpOHRmClick here for a NORD VPN dealhttps://nordvpn.com/distantCLICK HERE TO SEE CRWST's SELECTIONhttps://crwst.cymru/collections/shop-all🛍️ NEW MERCH ALERTWe’ve launched a brand new merch store — mugs, hoodies, prints and more!If you fancy supporting the pod that way, head here 👇🛒 sdsb2025.myshopify.com🎟️ TOUR 2026Live shows are coming!🎫 Tickets available now at distantpod.com/live Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to Pint-Sized Distant Pod.We’ve been back through our archive of episodes and picked out some of our favourite stories, anecdotes, and funny bits.If you’re new to the pod, these are a perfect way to dip your toe in and then dive back into the full episodes from our early days.👉 This is two clips combined together from 141: Little Tommy Two Kormas & 142: Oh! Rich, MunClick here for a NORD VPN dealhttps://nordvpn.com/distantCLICK HERE TO SEE CRWST's SELECTIONhttps://crwst.cymru/collections/shop-all🛍️ NEW MERCH ALERTWe’ve launched a brand new merch store — mugs, hoodies, prints and more!If you fancy supporting the pod that way, head here 👇🛒 sdsb2025.myshopify.com🎟️ TOUR 2026Live shows are coming!🎫 Tickets available now at distantpod.com/live Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

🎧 Episode 285: Charlie Baker Guest Special PART 2We’ve got a proper treat this week — the brilliant comic and broadcaster Charlie Baker joins us for top-tier sporting chaos, barely researched takes, and classic nostalgia.⚽️ THIS WEEK’S SHOWCharlie: 1988 Torquay v Swansea Play-Offs 👉 Watch hereCharlie: Junior Kick Start 👉 Watch hereCharlie: Outpacing Robbins 👉 Watch hereClick here for a NORD VPN dealhttps://nordvpn.com/distantCLICK HERE TO SEE CRWST's SELECTIONhttps://crwst.cymru/collections/shop-all🛍️ NEW MERCH ALERTWe’ve launched a brand new merch store — mugs, hoodies, prints and more!If you fancy supporting the pod that way, head here 👇🛒 sdsb2025.myshopify.com🎟️ TOUR 2026Live shows are coming!🎫 Tickets available now at distantpod.com/live Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

🎧 Episode 285: Charlie Baker Guest Special, PART 1We’ve got a proper treat this week — the brilliant comedian and broadcaster Charlie Baker joins us for top-tier sporting chaos, barely researched takes, and classic nostalgia.⚽️ THIS WEEK’S SHOWCharlie: 1988 Torquay v Swansea Play-Offs 👉 Watch hereCharlie: Junior Kick Start 👉 Watch hereCharlie: Outpacing Robbins 👉 Watch hereClick here for a NORD VPN dealhttps://nordvpn.com/distantCLICK HERE TO SEE CRWST's SELECTIONhttps://crwst.cymru/collections/shop-all🛍️ NEW MERCH ALERTWe’ve launched a brand new merch store — mugs, hoodies, prints and more!If you fancy supporting the pod that way, head here 👇🛒 sdsb2025.myshopify.com🎟️ TOUR 2026Live shows are coming!🎫 Tickets available now at distantpod.com/live Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to Pint-Sized Distant Pod. We’ve been back through our archive of episodes and picked out some of our favourite stories, anecdotes, and funny bits.If you’re new to the pod, these are a perfect way to dip your toe in and then dive back into the full episodes from our early days.👉 This clip is taken from 136: Don’t Tell The TaxmanClick here for a NORD VPN dealhttps://nordvpn.com/distantCLICK HERE TO SEE CRWST's SELECTIONhttps://crwst.cymru/collections/shop-all🛍️ NEW MERCH ALERTWe’ve launched a brand new merch store — mugs, hoodies, prints and more!If you fancy supporting the pod that way, head here 👇🛒 sdsb2025.myshopify.com🎟️ TOUR 2026Live shows are coming!🎫 Tickets available now at distantpod.com/live Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

🎧 Episode 284We’re BACK! 🙌Yes — the free feed is alive again, the mics are hot, and all three of us are still arguing about sport, nostalgia, and nonsense in equal measure.Huge thanks to everyone who’s stuck with us, joined Patreon, or just kept spreading the word while we worked things out. You absolute legends. ❤️⚽️ THIS WEEK’S SHOWPART 1Mike: Emma Buchy — The Greatest Show on Earth (and some spectacular fails) 👉 Watch here 👉 Fails hereSteff: England Fans Doing England Fan Things 👉 Watch hereElis: NRL Heckling at its Best 👉 Watch herePART 2Mike Documentary: Lawrence Taylor – The Man, The Myth, The Monster 👉 Watch on YouTubeElis Book: When the Swans Had Everyone Smiling by John Burgum 📖 To get your copy, email John directly at john.burgum@ntlworld.comPART 3Mike: Tiger Woods at 14 — Already Built Different 👉 Watch hereElis: Beautiful Football Things™ 👉 Watch hereSteff: Boxing — grit, rhythm, and poetry in motion 👉 Watch here 👉 patreon.com/distantpod🎙️ IN SHORTWe’re thrilled to be back. You’ll start to hear a few ads on the free feed again (which helps us keep this version going), but it’s the same old Distant Pod — laughs, clips, chaos, and the occasional emotional moment.Pour a drink, grab a biscuit, and welcome back to Episode 284Click here for a NORD VPN dealhttps://nordvpn.com/distantCLICK HERE TO SEE CRWST's SELECTIONhttps://crwst.cymru/collections/shop-all🛍️ NEW MERCH ALERTWe’ve launched a brand new merch store — mugs, hoodies, prints and more!If you fancy supporting the pod that way, head here 👇🛒 sdsb2025.myshopify.com🎟️ TOUR 2026Live shows are coming!🎫 Tickets available now at distantpod.com/live Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

🎧 Episode 284We’re BACK! 🙌Yes — the free feed is alive again, the mics are hot, and all three of us are still arguing about sport, nostalgia, and nonsense in equal measure.Huge thanks to everyone who’s stuck with us, joined Patreon, or just kept spreading the word while we worked things out. You absolute legends. ❤️⚽️ THIS WEEK’S SHOWPART 1Mike: Emma Buchy — The Greatest Show on Earth (and some spectacular fails) 👉 Watch here 👉 Fails hereSteff: England Fans Doing England Fan Things 👉 Watch hereElis: NRL Heckling at its Best 👉 Watch herePART 2Mike Documentary: Lawrence Taylor – The Man, The Myth, The Monster 👉 Watch on YouTubeElis Book: When the Swans Had Everyone Smiling by John Burgum 📖 To get your copy, email John directly at john.burgum@ntlworld.comPART 3Mike: Tiger Woods at 14 — Already Built Different 👉 Watch hereElis: Beautiful Football Things™ 👉 Watch hereSteff: Boxing — grit, rhythm, and poetry in motion 👉 Watch here🎙️ IN SHORTWe’re thrilled to be back. You’ll start to hear a few ads on the free feed again (which helps us keep this version going), but it’s the same old Distant Pod — laughs, clips, chaos, and the occasional emotional moment.Pour a drink, grab a biscuit, and welcome back to Episode 284Click here for a NORD VPN dealhttps://nordvpn.com/distantCLICK HERE TO SEE CRWST's SELECTIONhttps://crwst.cymru/collections/shop-all🛍️ NEW MERCH ALERTWe’ve launched a brand new merch store — mugs, hoodies, prints and more!If you fancy supporting the pod that way, head here 👇🛒 sdsb2025.myshopify.com🎟️ TOUR 2026Live shows are coming!🎫 Tickets available now at distantpod.com/live Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to Pint-Sized Distant Pod. We’ve been back through our archive of episodes and picked out some of our favourite stories, anecdotes, and funny bits.If you’re new to the pod, these are a perfect way to dip your toe in and then dive back into the full episodes from our early days.👉 This clip is taken from 213: It Was Always Plan AClick here for a NORD VPN dealhttps://nordvpn.com/distantCLICK HERE TO SEE CRWST's SELECTIONhttps://crwst.cymru/collections/shop-all🛍️ NEW MERCH ALERTWe’ve launched a brand new merch store — mugs, hoodies, prints and more!If you fancy supporting the pod that way, head here 👇🛒 sdsb2025.myshopify.com🎟️ TOUR 2026Live shows are coming!🎫 Tickets available now at distantpod.com/live Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We’re BACK on the free feed! 🙌 After a few weeks away while we sorted things out behind the scenes, The Socially Distant Sports Bar returns to your podcast app where it belongs — and we couldn’t be happier about it.Massive thanks to everyone who’s supported us on Patreon during the break — you’ve genuinely kept the show alive. ❤️ If you’re new around here or just missed us, don’t forget there’s a whole world of bonus pods waiting for you on our Patreon — including The Patreon Tapes, which will never be available for free.👉 Join us (and help keep the show going): patreon.com/distantpod🎧 THIS WEEK’S SHOWPART 1Mike: The Greatest Shoh on Earth 👉 Watch hereSteff: GCSE Post Match Analysis 👉 Clip 1 | Clip 2Elis: Aussie Bloke Chopping Wood 👉 Watch herePART 2Steff Documentary: Healy 1 England 0: A Football Miracle 👉 BBC iPlayerMike Book: The Barry John Book of Rugby 👉 Buy herePART 3Steff: Pico Lopez x Cape Verde 👉 YouTube | InstagramElis: Jess Fishlock 👉 Watch hereMike: Seb on El Tudorco 👉 Watch here🛍️ SHOP & SUPPORTWe’ve also got brand new merch waiting for you — from mugs to shirts to limited-edition prints. 🛒 Grab something cool here → sdsb2025.myshopify.com🎟️ LIVE SHOWSWe’re heading out on tour again in 2026 — grab your tickets now before they’re gone! 🎫 distantpod.com/live❤️ THANK YOUIt’s been a wild few weeks, but it feels brilliant to be back. Thanks for sticking with us — you lot are the reason we get to keep making this show.Now… let’s get stuck into Episode 283Click here for a NORD VPN dealhttps://nordvpn.com/distantCLICK HERE TO SEE CRWST's SELECTIONhttps://crwst.cymru/collections/shop-all🛍️ NEW MERCH ALERTWe’ve launched a brand new merch store — mugs, hoodies, prints and more!If you fancy supporting the pod that way, head here 👇🛒 sdsb2025.myshopify.com🎟️ TOUR 2026Live shows are coming!🎫 Tickets available now at distantpod.com/live Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We’re BACK on the free feed! 🙌 After a few weeks away while we sorted things out behind the scenes, The Socially Distant Sports Bar returns to your podcast app where it belongs — and we couldn’t be happier about it.Massive thanks to everyone who’s supported us on Patreon during the break — you’ve genuinely kept the show alive. ❤️ If you’re new around here or just missed us, don’t forget there’s a whole world of bonus pods waiting for you on our Patreon — including The Patreon Tapes, which will never be available for free.👉 Join us (and help keep the show going): patreon.com/distantpod🎧 THIS WEEK’S SHOWPART 1Mike: The Greatest Shoh on Earth 👉 Watch hereSteff: GCSE Post Match Analysis 👉 Clip 1 | Clip 2Elis: Aussie Bloke Chopping Wood 👉 Watch herePART 2Steff Documentary: Healy 1 England 0: A Football Miracle 👉 BBC iPlayerMike Book: The Barry John Book of Rugby 👉 Buy herePART 3Steff: Pico Lopez x Cape Verde 👉 YouTube | InstagramElis: Jess Fishlock 👉 Watch hereMike: Seb on El Tudorco 👉 Watch here🛍️ SHOP & SUPPORTWe’ve also got brand new merch waiting for you — from mugs to shirts to limited-edition prints. 🛒 Grab something cool here → sdsb2025.myshopify.com🎟️ LIVE SHOWSWe’re heading out on tour again in 2026 — grab your tickets now before they’re gone! 🎫 distantpod.com/live❤️ THANK YOUIt’s been a wild few weeks, but it feels brilliant to be back. Thanks for sticking with us — you lot are the reason we get to keep making this show.Now… let’s get stuck into Episode 283.Click here for a NORD VPN dealhttps://nordvpn.com/distantCLICK HERE TO SEE CRWST's SELECTIONhttps://crwst.cymru/collections/shop-all🛍️ NEW MERCH ALERTWe’ve launched a brand new merch store — mugs, hoodies, prints and more!If you fancy supporting the pod that way, head here 👇🛒 sdsb2025.myshopify.com🎟️ TOUR 2026Live shows are coming!🎫 Tickets available now at distantpod.com/live Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to Pint-Sized Distant Pod. We’ve been back through our archive of episodes and picked out some of our favourite stories, anecdotes, and funny bits.If you’re new to the pod, these are a perfect way to dip your toe in and then dive back into the full episodes from our early days.👉 This clip is taken from "Episode 142: Oh! Rich, Mun”Click here for a NORD VPN dealhttps://nordvpn.com/distantCLICK HERE TO SEE CRWST's SELECTIONhttps://crwst.cymru/collections/shop-all🛍️ NEW MERCH ALERTWe’ve launched a brand new merch store — mugs, hoodies, prints and more!If you fancy supporting the pod that way, head here 👇🛒 sdsb2025.myshopify.com🎟️ TOUR 2026Live shows are coming!🎫 Tickets available now at distantpod.com/live Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to Pint-Sized Distant Pod.We’ve been back through our archive of episodes and picked out some of our favourite stories, anecdotes, and funny bits.If you’re new to the pod, these are a perfect way to dip your toe in and then dive back into the full episodes from our early days.👉 This clip is taken from 158: Making A Porno, Is It?Click here for a NORD VPN dealhttps://nordvpn.com/distantCLICK HERE TO SEE CRWST's SELECTIONhttps://crwst.cymru/collections/shop-all🛍️ NEW MERCH ALERTWe’ve launched a brand new merch store — mugs, hoodies, prints and more!If you fancy supporting the pod that way, head here 👇🛒 sdsb2025.myshopify.com🎟️ TOUR 2026Live shows are coming!🎫 Tickets available now at distantpod.com/live Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.