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 Episode Title: Wuthering Fights aka Mr. Euphoria rides again… and chaos follows.Welcome to Man on Film, the only review show where truth meets torchlight. Your host Xcellence gets all up in on the latest fever dream: “Wuthering Heights” (2026). On paper, it had everything—Jacob Elordi, Margot Robbie, Hong Chau, and an old-school classic to remix. But what did we get? A D+ disasterpiece.From people falling asleep in the theater to a soundtrack that felt like “Boom Boom Boom” meets off-brand Shakespeare, this one brought out all the feelings. And by feelings, we mean rage, confusion, and one wild audience full of hot takes and secret society codes.Is this a modern gothic love story or the first officially certified Furry Period Piece? You decide. But one thing’s for sure: the drama on-screen wasn’t nearly as juicy as the commentary off-screen.Cue the rating: F for “Foolish.” But also… Fabulous? You’ll just have to hear it to believe it. Warning: Explicit language. Full of spoilers, swerves, and Realness metaphors. Proceed accordingly! :)Welcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.️ Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective.If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

“Iron Lung: Lo-Fi Horror, High-Stakes Bloodbath”Blood Oceans, Submarine Screams & Gamer DreamsSummaryIn this deep dive (pun intended), we surface after watching Iron Lung—the claustrophobic horror flick adapted from the cult indie game. Directed by YouTube OG Mark Fischbach (Markiplier), this post-apocalyptic tale tosses a convicted felon into a rusty-ass submarine and submerges him in a literal sea of blood.We break down how Iron Lung punches above its $3M budget weight class, debate the logic of lunar blood oceans, and ask the big question: why isn’t Method Man in this?! The lo-fi tension hits, the visuals grind, and the horror builds—but does the story deliver, or does it drown in its own mystery?Plus, we pitch our sequel (Iron Lungs 2: Smoke Break) starring Redman, Dave Chappelle, and a trans baddie. Yes, for real. Don’t miss this one—it’s man, it’s film, it’s always raining. Hosted by The Man on Film. Explicit language. Listener discretion advised.Welcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.️ Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective.If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

 SHELTER (2024) | Jason Statham Movie Review — Xcellent World Review It’s always RAINING MAN at Xcellent WORLD NETWORK, and today we took cover in "SHELTER" — the latest Jason Statham action-thriller directed by Ric Roman Waugh and written by Robert Archer Lynn & Christopher Charles.From the jump, this one drops you in a Jason-born-meets-‘Leon the Professional’ crossover energy — an assassin with a heart, a girl with too many dead bodies behind her, and a plot that feels like déjà vu with a high-octane twist.In this solo episode, The Man on Film breaks it ALL down:Why this isn’t peak Statham, but still gives you 6.5 out of 10 explosive punchesThe wild Steven Siegal vs. Jamaica (MARKED FOR DEATH) action movie beef  (yeah, we went there)The real reason we’re tired of Nicole Kidman’s AMC ad ( facts.)Why Shelter felt like Bourne 6, Mission Not-So-Impossible, and LEON THE Professional “Lite”Plus a rant about action stars needing more Oscar love (put respect on Heath Ledger name )This isn’t your average review.This is Xcellent World.Unfiltered. Unapologetic. Uncancellable.Hit play, subscribe, and let the rain wash over you.Because here, we don’t just watch the movies… we light them up.—Let me know if you want a shorter version for podcast apps, or a tagline for clips. You’re in the zone, and this drop is solid gold. #JasonStatham #ManOnFilm #XcellentWorldNetwork “It’s always raining…”Welcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.️ Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective.If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this savage first episode of Man on Film, 🎥 host Andre Xcellence! dives into The Smashing Machine — the intense A24 drama starring Dwayne Johnson as MMA legend Mark Kerr. With striking performances, emotional punches, and some glaring structural flaws, this biopic hits hard… but does it hit right?MR. Xcellence breaks down the story, the real-life roots, what worked, and what dragged it down. He asks the hard questions: Was this a passion project or a power move? Did A24 undersell it? And does The Rock finally find vulnerability — or just another role that leaves more to be desired?Rating: 3 out of 5.It slaps in places, but sometimes it just smashes itself. Stream it, skip it, or save it for the plane? Let’s talk about it. Season:Season 1 Episode #: Keywords:The Smashing MachineThe RockDwayne JohnsonMark KerrA24MMA moviesbiopicsmovie reviewsavage film reviewAndre XcellenceMan on Filmwrestling moviesmovie podcastsWelcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.️ Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective.If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back to Man On Film, the sassiest review show under the rainbow —where bad movies get dragged and good ones get snaps. This week? We sat through the fever dream that is GOOD BOY, a horror flick that made us want to call the ASPCA. Twice.Was it a metaphor for death? Mental illness? Or just a hot muddy mess? We break it down scene by confusing scene—from taxidermy wills to animal clairvoyance to actual hell portals in the basement. The only one earning their check? The dog. And he deserves a Netflix deal. _?_ Snap?. _?_ Star?. Epic or Epic FailFeaturing guest reviewer Mr. Carvaccio (begrudgingly), and hosted by the unapologetic, always extra, X. Tune in if you want to laugh, gag, and possibly write a letter to the theater chain for emotional damages. Rated E for Explicit (because the truth hurts and we curse when it’s bad).Welcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.️ Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective.If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

🎙️ Dead Man’s Wire: This week on Men on Film!!!! — your favorite late-night movie review fever dream — Excellence & Mr. Caravaggio hit the red-eye screening for Dead Man’s Wire, and what a tangled wire it is. Bill Skarsgård is strapped up. Al Pacino shows up outta nowhere. Gus Van Sant said “this is cinema,” and we said “is it… or is it Whitelandish?”🤯 Based on a too wild to be real but is true story, we unravel a hostage situation that only a white man in 1970s Indiana could pull off without being Swiss-cheesed by police snipers. We’re talkin’ rigged doorways, shaky morals, questionable journalism, and a lotta “wait, he got OUT?”🎤 Tune in for:Explosive snaps (literally)Excellence’s take on “backchannel-ish” performance energyA $25 challenge to anyone who knows where The Blue Oyster is fromRants, references, and ridiculous truths about race, cinema, and US (versus “us”)🎬 Whether you’re watching in a Hercules onesie or shaking your head at the FBI’s lack of plan B, this is an episode you don’t wanna miss.Because it’s always raining…💥 Maaaaaaaaaan on FILM!!!! 💥#DeadMansWire#MenOnFilmPodcast #xcellentWorldNetwork Welcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.️ Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective.If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

 EPISODE TITLE:Man on Film: MERCY Me, Chris Pratt! In this episode of Man on Film, Andre Xcellence! and Mr. Caravaggio take on MERCY, Chris Pratt’s AI-infused action thriller. Is it sleek sci-fi or just another January throwaway? The fellas debate its "whitelandish" plot twists, robo-romance with a stunning Rebecca Ferguson, AI sass, flowing linen fits, and the shocking mystery that almost holds up.Is this Chris Pratt’s next Star-Lord moment or just Star-Lost? Tune in as we dissect the plot, rate the movie (3 AI-snaps out of 5), and find out if Mercy deserves box office absolution — or judgment. Brought to you by Xcellent World Network Sponsored by Bussymaster™ & The Masters of the Universe NEW EPISODE DROP! Chris Pratt asks for MERCY… but does he deserve it?! Andre Xcellence! + Mr. Caravaggio break down the AI-filled action flick Mercy — complete with big sci-fi vibes, bigger plot holes, and a stunning Rebecca Ferguson that might just be the hottest robot we’ve ever seen.  3 AI-snaps outta 5. Full review, debate, and foolery now on MAN ON FILM — streaming wherever you get your pods. #ManOnFilm #XcellentWorldNetwork #ChrisPratt #MercyMovie #RebeccaFerguson #MovieReview #PodcastDrop #SciFiMovies #Movies #BussyMaster Welcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.️ Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective.If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

MAN ON FILM:🍿 ZOOTOPIA 2 MOVIE REVIEW“Zootopia 2: The Movie That Made Me Ask… ‘Wait, Should Animals Be Dating?’ ”ZOOTOPIA 2 Fresh-out-the-DISNEY-oven, Thanksgiving-weekend heavyweight: - directed by Jared Bush and starring Jason Bateman, Ginnifer Goodwin, and enough adorable animals to fill Noah’s Ark twice.But listen…Join me as we spotlight Some interesting things.And I came out with questions, not trauma.This episode covers: The new MAN ON FILM grading system (A–F, like school — but funnier) Why Zootopia 2 gets a solid C How Disney somehow made a buddy-cop world feel like an episode of The Bachelor: Animal Kingdom A lamb villain who returns like she’s auditioning for “Thanos: The Musical” A fox and a bunny with chemistry so spicy I had to check if this movie was PG-13 And the moment I realized Disney might just be trolling us in 4KDon’t get me wrong — Mouse House, if you’re listening, I love you.I adore you.I would work for you.I will even wear the Mickey ears in the office orientation video.This is all comedy. I promise.(Put me in Marvel. I’ll behave. Maybe.)FINAL GRADE:Zootopia 2 gets a C = Cute, Colorful, and Could’ve Given Me a Little More Plot, Babe.Three tight, well-manicured SNAPS.If you disagree?Great. Come argue with me.That’s half the fun.Because here on MAN ON FILM, in the great courtroom of popcorn and opinions…I’m the Judge of the Ark.And it’s raining men, baby. Zootopia 2 MAN ON FILM Press play. Laugh. Explain to your kids why those animals were flirting.Welcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.️ Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective.If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

MAN ON FILM: AVATAR 3 REVIEW — BLUE BOOTIES, BAD COLONIZERS & WHERE THE BLACK PEOPLE AT?!Summary:Avatar 3 is here. The water’s clearer, the skies are bluer, the titties are… still just barely PG-13, and yet — still not a single Black auntie selling herbs by the river. What kind of space sequel is this?In this episode of Man on Film, we dive headfirst into the Na’vi nonsense, the blue-on-blue beef, and a plotline so familiar it might’ve been lifted from an old Power Rangers episode. We’re talking jungle trauma, whale murder for youth serum, and white boys with dreads getting airbending powers — all in one 3-hour movie.James Cameron gave us visuals for days, but couldn’t give us a single fade, taper, or Black cast member with speaking lines? Mmmkay.We rate it 4 animated blue booty snaps out of 5, because despite the spiritual appropriation and racial erasure, that water was giving “premium Fiji.”This is comedy with critique, blockbuster chaos, and a sprinkling of Oh, y’all thought we weren’t gonna say something?Spoilers? Absolutely.Snaps? Blue, shiny, and slightly offended.Rating: B / 4.0Vibe: “National Geographic if Tyler Perry directed it.” …and yet — not a single Black auntie selling herbs by the river, no Dominican uncle on a hover-raft blasting bachata, no Asian scientist side-eyeing the military plan. DEI said “not on Pandora.”Welcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.️ Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective.If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

 MAN ON FILM – Marty Supreme (2026) Ping-pong, pettiness, and problematic men – oh my!In this high-stakes, high-anxiety thrill ride of an episode, Xcellence and Mr. Caravaggio dive face-first into the chaotic masterpiece (???) that is Marty Supreme. Is it Oscar bait? Or just bait? We ask the important questions: Is Timothy Shyamalan low-key Killmonger with a paddle? Was that hairline a performance choice? Is Gwyneth Paltrow’s scented candle more iconic than Marty’s entire personality? Who’s baby is it? WHO’S BABY IS IT?!It’s messy, it’s manic, and it moves faster than your auntie’s gossip text chain. And yes, it ends like it fell off a cliff – but was the ride worth it? We’ll tell you. Spoiler alert: he didn’t even win the tournament . Supreme Snap Score: 4 out of 5 Snaps Tone: Uncut Gems meets Call Me By Your Ping Pong PaddleIf you don’t listen, your movie taste might be as suspect as Marty’s life choices. #SorryNotSorrySubscribe, rate, and send it to your most chaotic friend — the one who’d definitely fall in love with a scammer .Welcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.️ Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective.If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

 “MAN ON FILM: Night Patrol Movie Review (Guilty Of Crimes Against Cinema?) | MEN ON FILM 🎞 | Xcellent WORLD NETWORKBuckle up and zip those pants — Night Patrol is officially under investigation. Andre Xcellence! and Mr. Caravaggio return to the scene of the comedy crime to dissect this forgotten 80s fever dream full of cops, comedians, and questionable accents. Is it a cult classic or a felony in film form? You decide. We break down Linda Blair’s wild career pivot, why The Unknown Comic should’ve remained…unknown, and how many fart jokes are legally too many.Plus: how many snaps do we give this night shift of nonsense? And does Night Patrol deserve a spot in the “so-bad-it’s-good” Hall of Fame next to Troll 2 and Miami Connection?One thing’s for sure: this ain’t your average roll call. It’s MAN ON FILM — where the badge is fake but the laughs are real. Keywords / Tags:Night Patrol, Movie Review, Man on Film, 80s Comedy, Cult Films, Linda Blair, The Unknown Comic, Spoof Movies, Police Comedy, Xcellent World, PodcastWelcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.️ Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective.If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Buckle up, babes — the zombies got gym memberships and Rafe Fiennes is serving “evil wizard turned hot doctor” realness.It’s 28 years later and somehow we’re STILL running. This ain’t your cousin’s horror flick — it’s bone temples, bad decisions, and big thick alpha snaps .This week on Man’s on Film:Rafe’s full government name has 12 syllables and a death curseSamson is THAT undead dude and he’s built like plot armorSpike = baby angel with Scareface energy Nicole Kidman STILL hasn’t changed that damn silver jumpsuit at AMCWe rate the movie 4/5 Big Zombie D Snaps™ because it EATS (literally)Voldemort dances to Iron Maiden and it’s spiritualAlso: we argue about zombie science, mourn the lost time between sequels, and fight over if this was better than Primate (it was, but go off).So… should you see it?Yes. Twice. In Dolby. With a helmet. Stream now wherever you listen to podcasts. Watch your back, the infected got rhythm. Instagram Caption / Post 28 years later and Rafe Fiennes is STILL terrifying… and somehow hot?Zombies got bigger. Plots got thicker. And Nicole Kidman still hasn’t changed her AMC outfit.This week’s ep: Zombie daddy Samson 4/5 Big D Snaps Scareface Spike supremacy Voldemort + Iron Maiden = cinema Link in bio. It’s always raining… MEN.#MansOnFilm #BoneTemple #ZombieButMakeItFashion #28YearsLater #SpikeProtectionSquad #RafeFiennesDaddyEra #AMCConspiracyWelcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.️ Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective.If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

 Housemaid: Dirty Dishes & Dirtier Secrets Sydney Sweeney is scrubbing floors and secrets, but this isn’t Downton Abbey, baby — it’s desperation disguised as drama. Amanda Seyfried’s giving “mystery” with a side of mid-tier wine mom noir, and we’re supposed to care? Mr. Xcellence dishes on class wars, bad wigs, and plot twists dryer than a white Zinfandel.This episode is giving: “Lifetime thriller with an Oscar filter.”From dirty laundry to messier motives — nobody gets out clean.Listen now on Man on Film  where the drama gets mopped, chopped, and served hot.Welcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.️ Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective.If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey! Welcome back to the hottest show in the world — Man on Film, where it’s always raining… MEN! This week we just left the theater after watching Bring Out Your Dead and lemme tell you — after this movie, you’re gonna be dead, dead, dead, and dead. Is it a disaster movie? A zombie flick? A piece of secret propaganda about America’s newest doomsday toy? Yes.Is Ray from Star Wars in it doing her trademark “angry Jedi stare” (no gyat tricks, sadly)? Also yes!Is it cute AND ridiculous at the same time? Absolutely.We dive deep into:Why this movie left us saying “Sorry?” more than once Comparisons to The Primate (and why Primate beat this one )Predictable plot beats, meh endings, and oh my god visuals that were cool but not enoughOur ratings arguments (3.5 vs 2.5 — fight me!)Zombie lore, EMP attacks, and why everyone should quit spoiling the Skywalker hair gameWe unpack the good, the boring, the goofy, and the “I saw that coming a mile away” moments. Plus personal takeaways, fan shoutouts (Dolores ), and the classic Man on Film banter you didn’t even know you needed at 3 AM.If you want a movie review that’s equal parts tea, chaos, and cinematic accountability, you’re in exactly the right place. Per usual:Subscribe, tell your friends, and listen responsibly — especially if you haven’t seen the movie yet. We don’t want spoilers… but we absolutely give them anyway.Man on Film — because movies deserve to be roasted, toasted, and sassed to perfection. SHORT SOCIAL (Instagram / Twitter / TikTok) New Episode!We watched Bring Out Your Dead and y’all… It’s chaotic It’s predictable It’s somehow funand yes… we roasted it just how you like.We gave it 3.5 Man on Film SnapsRay from Star Wars needs a new scriptPlot twists we saw coming… with our eyes closed LINK IN BIO for the full review + ridiculousness.#ManOnFilm #MovieReview #BringOutYourDead #ZombieChaos #FilmPodcastWelcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.️ Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective.If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

 Man on Film: The PRIMATE Pandemonium  It’s raining, men—and murder monkeys! This week, your fave cinematic savants X and Mr. Caravaggio take a wild swing at PRIMATE, the newest blood-soaked creature feature that had us dodging flying bananas and asking, “WHO TAUGHT THIS MONKEY HOW TO DRIVE?” From Cujo homages to iPad-using primates chanting “death, pain, death,” we rate this smart, savage, jump-scare fest a solid 3.5 Massive Mammal Snaps  outta 5. Is it horror? Is it comedy? Is it bananas? YES. Come for the review, stay for the rants, plot hole roasts, fake monkey science, and your boy X screaming “ANACONDA BURGER!” on mic like a man possessed. Listen wherever you pod. Follow us @themanonfilm Because it’s always raining, man.#ManOnFilm #PrimateReview #MonkeyMadness #MoviePodcast #MonkeyBusiness #ItAlwaysRainsMen #HorrorReview #XAndCaravaggio #BringOutYourSnapsWelcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.️ Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective.If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

🤯 GREENLAND 2: MIGRATION — The Sequel That Should’ve Stayed Underground 🌍💣✏️ SUBTITLE:🎭 Gerard Butler’s Apocalypse Glow Down — And We’re Gagging (Not in a Good Way) 🚨📣 SUMMARY:Welcome to Man on Film — where the movies get read like scripture and dragged like wigs on a windy runway.This week, we’re cracking open the vault marked “unnecessary sequel” and diving into the post-apocalyptic hot mess that is Greenland 2: Migration — aka Gerard Butler Goes Hiking… to His Death. And yes, we watched it so you don’t have to. You’re welcome.🧨 What went wrong? Glad you asked:Gerard Butler is soft-launching his hospice era — limping, coughing, dying mid-movie like he’s got a loyalty punch card with Death itself.The plot? A fever dream. AI-generated chaos with ChatGPT’s evil twin on the script.They find France. Yes, France. And somehow walk into it like it’s Costco on a Tuesday.The end of the world is here, but guess what? Everybody still acting soft.The son? NOT giving Hunger Games survival vibes. More like he cried over spilled Soylent.The Black characters? You already know we took bets on who dies first.And don’t get us started on the floating paddle boat and the oars. OARS?? In 2045??💅 The Ratings Are In:🌪️ 2.5 Nuclear Snaps(That’s 1 for Gerard’s leftover abs, and 1.5 for the French girl who pulled off a miracle side quest for no reason.)We talk:PLOT HOLES you could drive the actual comet throughPost-apocalypse fashion failsAudis, wine, dementia, and mysterious working electricity (no one knows why, we asked)And why training your kid for doomsday might be your best bet if Earth acts up again🔥 Plus: A word from the prophet — why bad movies still matter, why cinema is spiritual, and why film is forever the tea. So call the Garritys, call the Adjustment Bureau, and definitely call Gerard Butler’s agent — because this franchise needs a mercy kill.🗣️ MAN ON FILM: Where the only fallout is the shade we throw.🎧 Subscribe. Stream. Share it with your cousin, your crush, your co-star. We’re on your airwaves — and we’re not going anywhere.#ManOnFilm #CarpeVox #GreenlandMigration #PostApocalypticFlop #2SnapsAndARationPack #JudgedByTheFilmCourt 🎤🔥Welcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.️ Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective.If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Freddy’s back — and baby, he brought a backpack full of stupid deaths and dusty jump scares. This sequel had more dummies than a Maury episode, and half of them walked straight into murder like they were on a Spirit Airlines group trip to Hell. The animatronics are moving like off-brand Transformers, the plot’s wobblier than Kim Cattrall’s accent in Sex and the City 2, and the rules of logic? Thrown in a grease trap behind a haunted Chuck E. Cheese.Mr. Xcellence is unhinged, unfiltered, and ready to call out every plot hole, fake scare, and busted robot like a fashion critic at a spirit Halloween runway show.If you’ve ever screamed “WHY ARE YOU RUNNING TOWARD THE NOISE?!” — this episode is your cinematic church.This sequel? Babyyyy, it’s giving “child endangerment meets Build-A-Bear gone rogue.”  Mr. Xcellence breaks down every robotic flop, horror trope, and dusty jump scare with sass, smoke, and savage truth. From plot holes to possessed pizza shops — nobody is safe. Press play.It’s the MAN ON FILM!!!! saga — buckle up BECAUSE ITS RAINING ☔️ MAN!Welcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.️ Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective.If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

 Man on Film: Is Ella McCay "As Good As It Gets"? Ella McCay tries to channel that James L. Brooks magic from As Good As It Gets — but baby, this one barely gets past the trailers.Jamie Lee Curtis? On autopilot. Woody Harrelson? Playing Cheers reruns. And our lead? Bless her heart — she’s giving us neurodivergent meets political ambition with a side of awkward daddy issues.We wanted Erin Brockovich, but we got lukewarm latte and cozy flute music from 1997. We’re talking messy scandals, anti-climactic arcs, and the same soundtrack you cried to 25 years ago.So the real question is:Is Ella McKay… as good as it gets?Or should we all be sending James L. Brooks an invoice? Two snaps. Salty ones. Listen now on Man on Film — where the movies get read for filth.Welcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.️ Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective.If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

HAMNET Edition  OF MAN ON FILM  REVIEW   It’s RAINING, MAN – and this time we’re in Elizabethan England… kind of.On this episode of MAN ON FILM, I dive into HAMNET – the “historical fiction but don’t quote us” love story inspired by Shakespeare’s real life… maybe. We’re talking Paul Mescal’s rising–star energy fresh off Gladiator II, witchy wives giving forest–witch vibes, sick twins, and a whole lot of “is this supernatural or did y’all just make that up?”I break down:Why I gave HAMNET a solid B / 4 sweaty Gladiator snapsThe wild choice to remix Shakespeare’s family life like it’s MCU Phase FourHow grief, work, art, and messy relationships smash into each otherWhy this is a perfect date movie if you want deep convo after… and a terrible choice if you came for swords, blood, and Hamlet himselfNo swoony TikTok fake-deep review here – just me, solo in the theater, telling you what worked, what dragged, and why the supernatural “Death in the corner of the room” stuff had me waiting for Vecna to show up.Tap in, argue with me, and tell me:Is HAMNET genius cinema or beautifully shot fanfic?“Hamlet?”Nah, baby – HAMNET. The fanfic cousin with Paul Mescal in a blouse and everybody catching feelings (and the plague).New MAN ON FILM episode just dropped I’m breaking down:Paul Mescal’s “young Maximus” energyWitch–wife, sick twins & Shakespeare on the grindThat weird supernatural death-in-the-corner moment Why I gave it a B / 4 snaps – great date movie, not so great if you came for things blowing upIf you want: Big tragic love Forest magic & family drama Shakespeare remixed like prestige fanfiction…this one’s for you.Listen now on [MAN ON FILM] – available wherever you get your podcasts.Then pull up in the comments and tell me…HAMNET: masterpiece or beautifully lit mess?#ManOnFilm #Hamnet #PaulMescal #ItsRainingMan #FilmTok #MovieReviewWelcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.️ Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective.If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Then click the link and listen NOW.Because on MAN ON FILM…It’s always raining MEN. #ManOnFilm #BrendanFraser #RentalFamily #MovieTok #FilmReview #ComedyPodcast #BetweenTwoFernsVibes #FilmCriticButCute #ItsRainingMen Acast Podcast Description — MAN ON FILM: “Rental Family”WELCOME back to the greatest movie show on Earth — MAN ON FILM — where the popcorn is hot, the opinions are hotter, and it’s ALWAYS raining MEN.This week, we’re reviewing Rental Family, starring Oscar-winner Brendan Fraser, in a film that dives deep into loneliness, connection, Japanese culture… and some extremely questionable parenting choices.Join me (and the always-sleepy-but-always-precise Mr. Carvaccio) as we break down: Brendan Fraser’s beautifully chaotic return How Japan REALLY handles rental-family culture The ethics of hiring strangers to pretend to love you Why the mom in this movie deserves jail time or at least supervised WiFi Whether this film is deep, delusional, or bothWe introduce our upgraded A–F grading system, break down the film beat-by-beat, and argue about whether this movie is touching and tender… or touching and tender and slightly unhinged.FINAL GRADE: C+ — A charming, offbeat, well-acted emotional study with a sprinkle of “Ma’am, you cannot tell your daughter that random white man is her father.”If you’re into heartfelt performances, culture-driven stories, or just watching me emotionally spiral on mic, this episode is for you.Press play. Laugh with us. Cry with Brendan.Because on MAN ON FILM…It’s always raining MEN. #ManOnFilm #BrendanFraser #RentalFamily #MovieTok #FilmReview #ComedyPodcast #BetweenTwoFernsVibes #FilmCriticButCute #ItsRainingMen Welcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.️ Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective.If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.