NEW EPISODE – MAN ON FILM  UNDERTONE vs MAN ON FILM  What happens when a horror movie about a podcast… forgets how podcasts work and what makes a movie interesting?Yeah.....That’s Undertone. #MinimalistHorrorThis week Andre Xcellence! steps into the booth ready for a creepy audio-horror experience… and instead walks out wondering if the movie owes him time, money, and emotional damages.Directed and written by Ian Tuason, Undertone tries to build tension through mysterious audio recordings, creepy nursery rhymes, and a supernatural entity haunting a podcast investigation.Unfortunately… it mostly feels like sitting through a bad podcast episode for 90 minutes.And if you know Man on Film, you know we love horror — but when a movie markets itself like the next great audio nightmare and delivers three actors, two rooms, and a bunch of sound effects, we’re going to talk about it. Highlights from the episode ....#ZERO A horror movie about podcasts that somehow doesn’t understand podcasts Creepy children’s songs played backwards… because apparently that’s still a thing The film feeling like 90% listening to a podcast and 10% actual movie Marketing that was scarier than the movie itself Andre reading the IMDB reviews and realizing everyone else is just as mad Directed & Written by:Ian Tuason Starring:Anisha KrishnanAdam DeMarcoMichelle Krusiec MAN ON FILM Score: 1 out of 5 stars Final Verdict:The marketing was spooky.The movie… not so much.If you’re a hardcore horror completionist, maybe give it a look someday on streaming.Otherwise?You might have more fun just listening to our review. Hosted by:Andre Xcellence!Presented by Xcellent World Network#ManOnFilm#HorrorMovies#TheUndertone#MovieReview#XcellentWorldNetworkWelcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.️ Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective.If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

 NEW EPISODE DROP – MAN ON FILM  SLANTED vs MAN ON FILM  What happens when a girl decides the fastest way to fit in… is to become blonde, white, and “socially acceptable”?Yeah. Slanted goes all the way there.This week, Andre Xcellence! & Mr. Caravaggio break down one of the boldest, funniest, messiest, most conversation-starting movies of the year — a sharp satire about race, beauty, assimilation, high school politics, and just how far people will go to be crowned acceptable.An Asian teen, tired of feeling invisible, signs up for an experimental procedure that literally transforms her into a blonde white girl — and from there the movie goes full chaos: prom queen ambition, identity crisis, racial satire, social climbing, creepy “ethnic enhancement” science, and one of the wildest fake commercials we’ve seen in a minute.This movie is funny, uncomfortable, smart, savage, and absolutely not subtle.And honestly? That’s what makes it hit. Highlights from the episode Olivia giving full Regina George energy and running the school like a tiny dictator The “become white in 2 hours” science pitch being insane from jump That disturbingly catchy “it’s good to be white” song living rent-free in the theater A brutal satire on filters, beauty standards, race performance, and self-hate One of the most thought-provoking endings we’ve had to argue about in a while Starring:Shirley ChenMcKenna GraceVivian WuAmelie ZilberR. Sarathkumar Written & Directed by Amy Wang MAN ON FILM Score: 85% Final Verdict:Bold. Funny. Uncomfortable. Smart.A conversation-starter with teeth.Not for the overly fragile… but absolutely worth seeing.If Mean Girls, The Substance, and identity politics had a weird, vicious little cinematic baby —Slanted would be it. Hosted by:Andre Xcellence! & Mr. CaravaggioPresented by Xcellent World Network#ManOnFilm#XcellentWorldNetwork#Slanted#MovieReview#IndieFilm#AmyWangWelcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.️ Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective.If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

 NEW EPISODE DROP – MAN ON FILM  HOPPERS vs MAN ON FILM  Disney’s “Hoppers” hops into theaters with robot animals, insect politics, and a teenager trying to save the environment one beaver kingdom at a time.This week on Man on Film, we jumped into Disney’s newest animated experiment — a movie where humans can “hop” into robotic animal bodies to communicate with wildlife. Naturally this leads to insect councils, ecosystem debates, and a surprising number of woodland creatures being very chill about the whole “someone might get eaten today” situation.The story follows Mabel, a rebellious teen who uses experimental tech to connect with the animal world in order to stop developers from bulldozing the nature preserve her grandmother loved. Along the way we get beaver royalty, caterpillar villains, and a lot of Disney-style life lessons about nature, trust, and the circle of life.But the big question remains…Is Hoppers the next Toy Story or Lion King?Or is it just a cute Disney movie you put on so the kids stay quiet while you take an important phone call?Let’s just say… the Man on Film jury had opinions. Voice cast includes:Jon HammBobby MoynihanKathy NajimyDave FrancoSam RichardsonPiper Curda Highlights from the episode A caterpillar villain that feels like the Disney version of Joffrey Environmental messaging that hits you like a Pixar hammer Talking animals calmly accepting the food chain like it’s a business meeting Disney once again trying to sneak life lessons into a cartoon A surprisingly stacked Hollywood voice cast MAN ON FILM Score: 70% Final Verdict:Good animated movie for kids.Cute, weird, and occasionally funny.But if someone puts Hoppers on for date night…you might want to reconsider the relationship. Hosted by:Andre Xcellence! & Mr. CaravaggioPresented by Xcellent World Network#ManOnFilm#XcellentWorldNetwork#Hoppers#MovieReview#DisneyMoviesWelcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.️ Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective.If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

 NEW EPISODE DROP – MAN ON FILM  THE BRIDE vs MAN ON FILM Andre Xcellence! and Mr. Caravaggio step into Maggie Gyllenhaal’s bold new monster reimagining THE BRIDE — starring Christian Bale, Jesse Buckley, Penélope Cruz, and a whole lot of gothic chaos.Is this a horror movie? A gangster movie? A supernatural mystery? A feminist monster epic?Honestly… it’s a little bit of all of the above.Andre was all in on this one — calling Jesse Buckley’s performance as the Bride electric, scene-stealing, and powerful enough to nearly go toe-to-toe with Christian Bale himself. Meanwhile Mr. Caravaggio isn’t completely convinced… which leads to one of the most entertaining debates we’ve had on the show in a while.Along the way we break down: Christian Bale’s haunting Frankenstein Jesse Buckley absolutely taking over the movie Maggie Gyllenhaal proving she’s a serious director That bizarre ballroom dance scene that had the whole theater confused The supernatural hints that might be setting up a bigger universeAndre even drops the big question:“Is this the beginning of a new monster franchise… or just a beautifully weird one-off?”Either way, the theaters were packed, and the fellas have plenty to say about it. MAN ON FILM Score: 79% Final Verdict: Worth seeing — especially if you like bold monster stories with style. Full review, debate, and foolishness now streaming on MAN ON FILM.Hosted by Andre Xcellence! & Mr. CaravaggioPresented by Xcellent World Network#ManOnFilm#XcellentWorldNetwork#TheBride#ChristianBale#JesseBuckley#PenelopeCruz#MaggieGyllenhaal#MovieReview#FilmPodcast#PodcastDropWelcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.️ Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective.If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

 NEW EPISODE DROP – MAN ON FILM Alexander Skarsgård walks in wearing leather, no pants, and a whole lot of attitude in PILLION — and Mr. Xcellence! and Mr. Caravaggio have QUESTIONS.Is this a daring indie romance? A kinky biker fever dream? Or just the wildest power-dynamic love story we’ve seen since Brokeback Mountain?This week the fellas break down the buzzworthy queer drama starring Skarsgård and Harry Melling — complete with leather bars, awkward romance, domination, humiliation, and one scene that had the whole theater clutching their pearls.Along the way Andre Xcellence! asks the real question:“Is this Beauty and the Beast… or Beauty and the Booty?”We debate whether Skarsgård just delivered one of the boldest performances of his career, why the movie is surprisingly funny, and whether the film goes a little TOO far for casual audiences.And yes… we had to introduce a new rating system. Overall Score: 75% Breed Movie Rating: ½ (4.5 out of 5)Translation:Not exactly a breeder movie (that’s for straight date night)……but in the Breed Movie Hall of Fame?This one earns serious leather-jacket respect.Expect jokes, chaos, and one of the most unfiltered movie conversations we’ve had all year. Full review, debate, and foolishness now streaming on MAN ON FILM.Hosted by Andre Xcellence! & Mr. CaravaggioPresented by Xcellent World Network#ManOnFilm#XcellentWorldNetwork#Pillion#AlexanderSkarsgard#HarryMelling#MovieReview#PodcastDrop#QueerCinema#IndieFilm#FilmPodcastWelcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.️ Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective.If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

 MAN ON FILM vs SCREAM 7REVIEW BOTTOM LINE: We didn’t watch Scream… We "SCREAMED" at it. ☠️Yeah, I screamed.At the screen.At the script.At Ghostface.At the studio executives.At Gail Weathers’ lighting team.Let’s begin. The Premise (And The Problem)They brought somebody back.And then didn’t bring them back.And then kind of brought them back.You know what? If you know, you know.That’s enough.But here’s the thing — if you’re gonna resurrect chaos, you better commit.Give it a three-picture deal.And for a moment? We had it.After Six movies of Ghostface being harder to kill than a Fast & Furious character, did this latest return arrive in a fun way?and the classic members of the cast.....Bored. Including Nev Campbell.And don’t get me started on Gail. Gail Weathers (Or Her Weathered Clone)I kept asking in the theater:“Who is that?”They kept saying: “That’s Gail.”I said: “No it’s not.”Respectfully…Now let’s discuss the real horror.Sidney Prescott survived SIX movies.SIX. and Her daughter had zero survival instincts.No Rambette energy.No “my mom survived 60 stabbings so I trained in Muay Thai at 7” vibes.Nothing.We was in the theater yelling:“Hit center mass! TWO shots! CLACK-CLACK!”Nope.Angst. Confusion. Bad decisions. Logic? Never Met Her.The town shuts down.There’s an active killer.And the main character says:“You know what we should do?Hang out. Together. In public.”That’s not bravery.That’s accessory charges. What Actually WorkedCredit where credit is due:The beer tap kill? Final ScoreWe’re giving it: 65%That’s:“I had fun.....yelling.”“I was mad....but entertained.”“Stop making these for us to see unless you want am equally insanely DEFT & ASTUTE & ACCURATE REVIEW.” Final Thoughts from Tha ManIf you do Scream 8:Kill Gail early.Train BABY PRESCOTT.Commit to ScarFACE as a real menace.Or rename it STAB and reboot the madness!Because at this point?I didn’t watch Scream.I screamed at Scream.MAN ON FILM!!!!Because it’s always raining Man!Welcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.️ Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective.If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

MAN ON FILM!!!! Episode: “This Is Not a Test” Tagline: Teen angst meets undead panic… and we have QUESTIONS.Welcome back to MAN ON FILM! — the only review show brave enough to ask the real horror question:“Why are y’all always doing dumb shit on Day 1?”This week, Mr Xcellence is joined by special guest star Mr. Caravaggio as we dig into This Is Not a Test — a zombie apocalypse flick that tries to be CW romance, end-of-the-world survival, and social commentary… all while the characters repeatedly audition for the role of “First to Die.” Zombie Taxonomy CheckWe go deep on what kind of zombie movie this thinks it is:Viral zombies vs. demonic/spiritual zombies“Rules of infection” logicWhy The Last of Us gets its own category (spores ≠ bites)And why the best zombie stories aren’t about zombies at all…Because the real obsession is:What happens when the rule of law collapses and humans become the apex predator again.Despite the holes, there is something here:Atmosphere Tension A few genuinely creepy moments Cast chemistry that suggests sequel potential A core idea that could evolve into something stronger And the film doesn’t have the “15 seasons of baggage” problem that some zombie franchises drag behind them like a corpse in flip-flops. Final VerdictRATING: 3 / 6 Zombie Snaps (That’s “watchable with complaints,” a.k.a. “I’m mad but I’ll still talk about it for 20 minutes.”)If you like zombie movies and can tolerate teen-drama logic, you’ll have fun — but if you’re the type who needs rules, realism, and smart survival behavior… you’re gonna be yelling at the screen like we were.Because remember:In the apocalypse, natural selection is undefeated.MANN ON FILM!!!! — because it’s always raining ManWelcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.️ Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective.If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

 NEW DRACULA MOVIE SHOULD BITE THE MANs ON FILM FOR HIS REVIEW 0_o Featuring special guest: Caravaggio (audio only)Sink your teeth into this week’s extra-dark, extra-delicious edition of Men on Film, where we take a bite out of the brooding cape daddy himself — Dracula. Your favorite sharp-tongued duo returns: Q holds court on camera while the mysterious voice of Caravaggio slides in like a velvet whisper from the crypt.Is Dracula camp? Is he couture? Is he just a clingy, cape-wearing ex with boundary issues? We unpack it all — from bloodlust to bedroom lighting, metaphors to mother issues. And of course, we rate the drip, dissect the drama, and decide if the Prince of Darkness is still serving iconic in 2026.Expect laughs, shade, unexpected tenderness, and that signature Men on Film wit that stakes the heart of cinema one glamorous bite at a time.Now streaming on Acast, Spotify, Apple Podcasts, YouTube & wherever your dark little heart desires. Episode Rating:  (4 Fangs out of 5)#MenOnFilm #Dracula #Andrexcellence #MrCaravaggio #XcellentWorldNetworkWelcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.️ Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective.If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

 Episode Title: Wuthering Fights aka Mr. Euphoria rides again… and chaos follows.Welcome to Man on Film, the only review show where truth meets torchlight. Your host Xcellence gets all up in on the latest fever dream: “Wuthering Heights” (2026). On paper, it had everything—Jacob Elordi, Margot Robbie, Hong Chau, and an old-school classic to remix. But what did we get? A D+ disasterpiece.From people falling asleep in the theater to a soundtrack that felt like “Boom Boom Boom” meets off-brand Shakespeare, this one brought out all the feelings. And by feelings, we mean rage, confusion, and one wild audience full of hot takes and secret society codes.Is this a modern gothic love story or the first officially certified Furry Period Piece? You decide. But one thing’s for sure: the drama on-screen wasn’t nearly as juicy as the commentary off-screen.Cue the rating: F for “Foolish.” But also… Fabulous? You’ll just have to hear it to believe it. Warning: Explicit language. Full of spoilers, swerves, and Realness metaphors. Proceed accordingly! :)Welcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.️ Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective.If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

“Iron Lung: Lo-Fi Horror, High-Stakes Bloodbath”Blood Oceans, Submarine Screams & Gamer DreamsSummaryIn this deep dive (pun intended), we surface after watching Iron Lung—the claustrophobic horror flick adapted from the cult indie game. Directed by YouTube OG Mark Fischbach (Markiplier), this post-apocalyptic tale tosses a convicted felon into a rusty-ass submarine and submerges him in a literal sea of blood.We break down how Iron Lung punches above its $3M budget weight class, debate the logic of lunar blood oceans, and ask the big question: why isn’t Method Man in this?! The lo-fi tension hits, the visuals grind, and the horror builds—but does the story deliver, or does it drown in its own mystery?Plus, we pitch our sequel (Iron Lungs 2: Smoke Break) starring Redman, Dave Chappelle, and a trans baddie. Yes, for real. Don’t miss this one—it’s man, it’s film, it’s always raining. Hosted by The Man on Film. Explicit language. Listener discretion advised.Welcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.️ Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective.If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

 SHELTER (2024) | Jason Statham Movie Review — Xcellent World Review It’s always RAINING MAN at Xcellent WORLD NETWORK, and today we took cover in "SHELTER" — the latest Jason Statham action-thriller directed by Ric Roman Waugh and written by Robert Archer Lynn & Christopher Charles.From the jump, this one drops you in a Jason-born-meets-‘Leon the Professional’ crossover energy — an assassin with a heart, a girl with too many dead bodies behind her, and a plot that feels like déjà vu with a high-octane twist.In this solo episode, The Man on Film breaks it ALL down:Why this isn’t peak Statham, but still gives you 6.5 out of 10 explosive punchesThe wild Steven Siegal vs. Jamaica (MARKED FOR DEATH) action movie beef  (yeah, we went there)The real reason we’re tired of Nicole Kidman’s AMC ad ( facts.)Why Shelter felt like Bourne 6, Mission Not-So-Impossible, and LEON THE Professional “Lite”Plus a rant about action stars needing more Oscar love (put respect on Heath Ledger name )This isn’t your average review.This is Xcellent World.Unfiltered. Unapologetic. Uncancellable.Hit play, subscribe, and let the rain wash over you.Because here, we don’t just watch the movies… we light them up.—Let me know if you want a shorter version for podcast apps, or a tagline for clips. You’re in the zone, and this drop is solid gold. #JasonStatham #ManOnFilm #XcellentWorldNetwork “It’s always raining…”Welcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.️ Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective.If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

🎙️ Dead Man’s Wire: This week on MAN ON FILM — your favorite late-night movie review fever dream — Xcellence & Mr. Caravaggio hit the red-eye screening for Dead Man’s Wire, and what a tangled wire it is. Bill Skarsgård is strapped up. Al Pacino shows up outta nowhere. Gus Van Sant said “this is cinema,” and we said “is it… or is it Whitelandish?”🤯 Based on a too wild to be real but is true story, we unravel a hostage situation that only a white man in 1970s Indiana could pull off without being Swiss-cheesed by police snipers. We’re talkin’ rigged doorways, shaky morals, questionable journalism, and a lotta “wait, he got OUT?”🎤 Tune in for:Explosive snaps (literally)Xcellence’s take on “Backchannel-ish” performance energyA $25 challenge to anyone who knows where The Blue Oyster is fromRants, references, and ridiculous truths about Race, Cinema, and U.S (versus “us”)🎬 Whether you’re watching in a Hercules onesie or shaking your head at the FBI’s lack of plan B, this is an episode you don’t wanna miss.Because it’s always Raining…💥 Maaaaaaaaaan on FILM!! 💥#DeadMansWire#MenOnFilmPodcast#xcellentWorldNetworkWelcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.️ Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective.If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

 EPISODE TITLE:Man on Film: MERCY Me, Chris Pratt! In this episode of Man on Film, Andre Xcellence! & Mr. Caravaggio take on MERCY, Chris Pratt’s AI-infused action thriller. Is it sleek sci-fi or just another January throwaway? The fellas debate its "whitelandish" plot twists, robo-romance with a stunning Rebecca Ferguson, AI sass, flowing linen fits, and the shocking mystery that almost holds up.Is this Chris Pratt’s next Star-Lord moment or just Star-Lost? Tune in as we dissect the plot, rate the movie (3 AI-snaps out of 5), and find out if Mercy deserves box office absolution — or judgment. Brought to you by Xcellent World Network Sponsored by Bussymaster™ & The Masters of the Universe NEW EPISODE DROP! Chris Pratt asks for MERCY… but does he deserve it?! Andre Xcellence! + Mr. Caravaggio break down the AI-filled action flick Mercy — complete with big sci-fi vibes, bigger plot holes, and a stunning Rebecca Ferguson that might just be the hottest robot we’ve ever seen.  3 AI-snaps outta 5. Full review, debate, and foolery now on MAN ON FILM — streaming wherever you get your pods. #ManOnFilm #XcellentWorldNetwork #ChrisPratt #MercyMovie #RebeccaFerguson #MovieReview #PodcastDrop #SciFiMovies #Movies #BussyMaster Welcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.️ Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective.If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

 “MAN ON FILM: Night Patrol Movie Review (Guilty Of Crimes Against Cinema?) | MEN ON FILM 🎞 | Xcellent WORLD NETWORKBuckle up and zip those pants — Night Patrol is officially under investigation. Andre Xcellence! and Mr. Caravaggio return to the scene of the comedy crime to dissect this forgotten 80s fever dream full of cops, comedians, and questionable accents. Is it a cult classic or a felony in film form? You decide. We break down Linda Blair’s wild career pivot, why The Unknown Comic should’ve remained…unknown, and how many fart jokes are legally too many.Plus: how many snaps do we give this night shift of nonsense? And does Night Patrol deserve a spot in the “so-bad-it’s-good” Hall of Fame next to Troll 2 and Miami Connection?One thing’s for sure: this ain’t your average roll call. It’s MAN ON FILM — where the badge is fake but the laughs are real. Keywords / Tags:Night Patrol, Movie Review, Man on Film, 80s Comedy, Cult Films, Linda Blair, The Unknown Comic, Spoof Movies, Police Comedy, Xcellent World, PodcastWelcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.️ Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective.If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey! Welcome back to the hottest show in the world — Man on Film, where it’s always raining… MEN! This week we just left the theater after watching Bring Out Your Dead and lemme tell you — after this movie, you’re gonna be dead, dead, dead, and dead. Is it a disaster movie? A zombie flick? A piece of secret propaganda about America’s newest doomsday toy? Yes.Is Ray from Star Wars in it doing her trademark “angry Jedi stare” (no gyat tricks, sadly)? Also yes!Is it cute AND ridiculous at the same time? Absolutely.We dive deep into:Why this movie left us saying “Sorry?” more than once Comparisons to The Primate (and why Primate beat this one )Predictable plot beats, meh endings, and oh my god visuals that were cool but not enoughOur ratings arguments (3.5 vs 2.5 — fight me!)Zombie lore, EMP attacks, and why everyone should quit spoiling the Skywalker hair gameWe unpack the good, the boring, the goofy, and the “I saw that coming a mile away” moments. Plus personal takeaways, fan shoutouts (Dolores ), and the classic Man on Film banter you didn’t even know you needed at 3 AM.If you want a movie review that’s equal parts tea, chaos, and cinematic accountability, you’re in exactly the right place. Per usual:Subscribe, tell your friends, and listen responsibly — especially if you haven’t seen the movie yet. We don’t want spoilers… but we absolutely give them anyway.MAN ON FILM— because movies deserve to be roasted, toasted, and sassed to perfection. SHORT SOCIAL (Instagram / Twitter / TikTok) New Episode!We watched Bring Out Your Dead and y’all… It’s chaotic It’s predictable It’s somehow funand yes… we roasted it just how you like.We gave it 3.5 Man on Film SnapsRay from Star Wars needs a new scriptPlot twists we saw coming… with our eyes closed LINK IN BIO for the full review + ridiculousness.#ManOnFilm #MovieReview #BringOutYourDead #ZombieChaos #FilmPodcastWelcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.️ Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective.If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Buckle up, babes — the zombies got gym memberships and Rafe Fiennes is serving “evil wizard turned hot doctor” realness.It’s 28 years later and somehow we’re STILL running. This ain’t your cousin’s horror flick — it’s bone temples, bad decisions, and big thick alpha snaps .This week on Man’s on Film:Rafe’s full government name has 12 syllables and a death curseSamson is THAT undead dude and he’s built like plot armorSpike = baby angel with Scareface energy Nicole Kidman STILL hasn’t changed that damn silver jumpsuit at AMCWe rate the movie 4/5 Big Zombie D Snaps™ because it EATS (literally)Voldemort dances to Iron Maiden and it’s spiritualAlso: we argue about zombie science, mourn the lost time between sequels, and fight over if this was better than Primate (it was, but go off).So… should you see it?Yes. Twice. In Dolby. With a helmet. Stream now wherever you listen to podcasts. Watch your back, the infected got rhythm. Instagram Caption / Post 28 years later and Rafe Fiennes is STILL terrifying… and somehow hot?Zombies got bigger. Plots got thicker. And Nicole Kidman still hasn’t changed her AMC outfit.This week’s ep: Zombie daddy Samson 4/5 Big D Snaps Scareface Spike supremacy Voldemort + Iron Maiden = cinema Link in bio. It’s always raining… MEN.#MansOnFilm #BoneTemple #ZombieButMakeItFashion #28YearsLater #SpikeProtectionSquad #RafeFiennesDaddyEra #AMCConspiracyWelcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.️ Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective.If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

 MAN ON FILM – Marty Supreme (2026) Ping-pong, pettiness, and problematic men – oh my!In this high-stakes, high-anxiety thrill ride of an episode, Xcellence and Mr. Caravaggio dive face-first into the chaotic masterpiece (???) that is Marty Supreme. Is it Oscar bait? Or just bait? We ask the important questions: Is Timothy Shyamalan low-key Killmonger with a paddle? Was that hairline a performance choice? Is Gwyneth Paltrow’s scented candle more iconic than Marty’s entire personality? Who’s baby is it? WHO’S BABY IS IT?!It’s messy, it’s manic, and it moves faster than your auntie’s gossip text chain. And yes, it ends like it fell off a cliff – but was the ride worth it? We’ll tell you. Spoiler alert: he didn’t even win the tournament . Supreme Snap Score: 4 out of 5 Snaps Tone: Uncut Gems meets Call Me By Your Ping Pong PaddleIf you don’t listen, your movie taste might be as suspect as Marty’s life choices. #SorryNotSorrySubscribe, rate, and send it to your most chaotic friend — the one who’d definitely fall in love with a scammer .Welcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.️ Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective.If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

 MAN ON Film: The PRIMATE Pandemonium  It’s raining, men—and murder monkeys! This week, your fave cinematic savants X and Mr. Caravaggio take a wild swing at PRIMATE, the newest blood-soaked creature feature that had us dodging flying bananas and asking, “WHO TAUGHT THIS MONKEY HOW TO DRIVE?” From Cujo homages to iPad-using primates chanting “death, pain, death,” we rate this smart, savage, jump-scare fest a solid 3.5 Massive Mammal Snaps  outta 5. Is it horror? Is it comedy? Is it bananas? YES. Come for the review, stay for the rants, plot hole roasts, fake monkey science, and your boy X screaming “ANACONDA BURGER!” on mic like a man possessed. Listen wherever you pod. Follow us @themanonfilm Because it’s always raining, man.#ManOnFilm #PrimateReview #XcellentWorldWelcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.️ Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective.If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

MAN ON FILMGREENLAND 2: MIGRATION MOVIE REVIEWGREENLAND 2: MIGRATIONThe Sequel That Should’ve Stayed Underground 🌍Gerard Butler’s Apocalypse Glow Down — And We’re Gagging (Not in a Good Way) 🚨Welcome to Man on Film — where the movies get read like scripture and dragged like wigs on a windy runway.This week, we’re cracking open the vault marked “unnecessary sequel” and diving into the post-apocalyptic hot mess that is Greenland 2: Migration — aka Gerard Butler Goes Hiking… to His Death. And yes, we watched it so you don’t have to. You’re welcome.🧨 What went wrong? Glad you asked:Gerard Butler is soft-launching his hospice era — limping, coughing, dying mid-movie like he’s got a loyalty punch card with Death itself.The plot? A fever dream. AI-generated chaos with ChatGPT’s evil twin on the script.They find France. Yes, France. And somehow walk into it like it’s Costco on a Tuesday.The end of the world is here, but guess what? Everybody still acting soft.The son? NOT giving Hunger Games survival vibes. More like he cried over spilled Soylent.The Black characters? You already know we took bets on who dies first.And don’t get us started on the floating paddle boat and the oars. OARS?? In 2045??💅 The Ratings Are In:🌪️ 2.5 Nuclear Snaps(That’s 1 for Gerard’s leftover abs, and 1.5 for the French girl who pulled off a miracle side quest for no reason.)We talk:PLOT HOLES you could drive the actual comet throughPost-apocalypse fashion failsAudis, wine, dementia, and mysterious working electricity (no one knows why, we asked)And why training your kid for doomsday might be your best bet if Earth acts up again🔥 Plus: A word from the prophet — why bad movies still matter, why cinema is spiritual, and why film is forever the tea. So call the Garritys, call the Adjustment Bureau, and definitely call Gerard Butler’s agent — because this franchise needs a mercy kill.🗣️ MAN ON FILM: Where the only fallout is the shade we throw.🎧 Subscribe. Stream. Share it with your cousin, your crush, your co-star. We’re on your airwaves — and we’re not going anywhere.#ManOnFilm #CarpeVox #GreenlandMigration #XcellentWorld🎤🔥Welcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.️ Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective.If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

 Housemaid: Dirty Dishes & Dirtier Secrets Sydney Sweeney is scrubbing floors and secrets, but this isn’t Downton Abbey, baby — it’s desperation disguised as drama. Amanda Seyfried’s giving “mystery” with a side of mid-tier wine mom noir, and we’re supposed to care? Mr. Xcellence dishes on class wars, bad wigs, and plot twists dryer than a white Zinfandel.This episode is giving: “Lifetime thriller with an Oscar filter.”From dirty laundry to messier motives — nobody gets out clean.Listen now on Man on Film  where the drama gets mopped, chopped, and served hot.Welcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.️ Movie reviews.  Cultural commentary.  Savage perspective.If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.