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Hey! It's Zoë & Milky - Covering what's current, cool, comedic and cringy in Canada's Capital and beyond!We have a fun story this week featuring predictions they made in the 50s about what life would be like today. Some of them are pretty hilarious!Plus - The 2025 list of things people put in their butts is out! That got quite the reaction from our live audience Haha!Also this week - Ottawa's Capital Ribfest has a new home, NCC warning people not to ski jump across the Rideau Canal, and a dog is ok after chewing electric gloves and starting a fire.This week we have FIVE candidates for a Doozie Of A D'uh Of The Day (it's been a wild week of weirdos for sure) and we'll run down this week's most fun news nuggets, have a look at some of the big celebrity stories from the past few days, and it's another round of This Or That And Why?!And check out our fancy new website! Yes, we overhauled it again - but the new features, including our Youtubes and the ability for you to send voice notes, was worth it!www.zmshow.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Happy new year from ZM! Zoë & Milky!We’re covering what's current, cool, comedic and cringy in the Capital and beyond!Another fun conversation this week as we get into why nobody in Ottawa seems to ever know what direction they’re going. Do you know which way is east? Or West? Or North? Or South?We also talk about another driver being pulled over without insurance.  Add that to more than $27,000 in unpaid fines they already have.In the GOOD NEWS department, it appears the end is near for the 6-7 craze, plus this year’s top Ai prompts people loved, and how Ai has failed us recently, world records that were broken in 2025 and Tim’s has revealed their top treats of the past year!  That got us onto the topic of fast food and Zoë wondering why her Big Macs always look like they lost a wrestling match. Meanwhile Milky has found the only place in Canada that seems to know how to do a Whopper right! We talk fashion, since Zoë slayed with her new year’s outfit!  Plus, are weight loss drugs worth it?  Milky’s considering it.And then there’s the entire unfortunate incident of a bird and Zoë’s car. Looking for some great conversation during your walk, or a long drive? Hi! We’re ZM! www.zmshow.com - brought to you by www.mccarthyautomotive.ca Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ZM year end podcast recorded live today at Hometown Sports Grill! Our special guest is Andre M Proulx from BlastTheRadio.comWe get caught up after Christmas - Andre got skates, Zoë got new skis! We talk skating hot spots and the love of downhill skiing and ask, if there was a skating track on Sparks Street, would you use it? And we look forward to New Year's Eve and wonder why doesn't Ottawa, and Canada for that matter, have a huge new year’s celebration? Why do we always have to tune into the ball drop in New York City?And while we're on the topic, are people even going lit anymore? Andre has spent many years producing shows and dj'ing at clubs. He offers his perspective.We had some cool drinks at Hometown while this conversation took place, we hope you'll pour something that you enjoy while spending a little time with us today!Brought to you by McCarthy Automotive!We're online at www.zmshow.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's ZM! Zoë & Milky! Covering what's current, cool, comedic and cringy in the Capital and beyond!This week we discuss road construction in Ottawa. Why the hell does it take so long? Do you ever seen anybody working?Also... The Ottawa Senators made a marketing boo boo after the Chicago game and recovered from it magnificently!We'll keep you laughing with a new game we play called Sound It Out - where we take 3 or 4 individual words, and you have to figure out what the sentence is that, when put together, they create!And, thanks to a HUGE response on Facebook, we get into the things people do on Facebook that give you the "ick." OMG there are soooo many things! And yes, we include the new Ai Christmas portraits that suddenly popped up this week!Plus Gridr's Unwrapped for 2025 is glorious, women consumed a lot of naughty things on Pornhub this year, the most annoying songs of 2025, and our Dooziest D'uh Of The Week and more!Merry Christmas / Happy Holidays from ZM! Our listener numbers continue to grow and that's thanks to you! We're grateful!ZMwww.zmshow.comzoemilkman@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey it's ZM!This week we get into some super fun talks about everything from trying to wrap oddly shaped items, to holiday traditions we'd be ok with saying goodbye to.We hope that will include Elf On The Shelf. How did THAT become a thing anyway???Are you having any luck with Ai? Milky hates it and says it's not making things easier at all. Zoë, on the other hand, is using it successfully. Is this a generational thing?This year's viral TikTok food hack involves vanilla ice cream and a little something from the LCBO. We wonder, would YOU try it? Not sure we would.Also viral this week is an insane video of a skydiver in Australia who gets his chute caught on the plane. See it for yourself here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7GTyg4R390Plus:Christmas songs that are proven to stress your dog out.Secret Santa requires apps now??? And an Amazon wish list?Celebrity Stuff including this year's winner of BEST BULGE!Our D'UH Of The Week Award goes to....And bonus content for our podcast listeners (our radio audience didn't get to hear these) including This Or That And Why, should we start our own awards show, and dog poop... Why do some people hang it in trees?www.zmshow.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey! It's Zoë & Milky - back at it on ZM!Today we discuss Zoë's recent trip to Montreal - a city that never disappoints!Plus... John is selling his truck but doesn't want to do that privately because people can't be trusted. How does someone do this?Did you ever get in real trouble at school? We'll tell you why we each did.Our Spotify Wrapped could not be more different, find out why! And... Hold onto your undies - we will reveal the colour of the year for 2026! It's soooo (not) exciting!We have our headlines of the week, including one very drunk racoon and Celebrity Stuff this week including Bad Bunny as the most streamed artist on earth, this year's performers on Rockin' New Years Eve, a milestone for Kelly Clarkson and more!www.ZMShow.com Brought to you by www.mccarthyautomotive.ca Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's ZM! Zoë & Milky! Our podcast is brought to you by www.mccarthyautomotive.ca - for all your automotive needs!This week we wonder how people know about tree lighting at Lansdowne Park, and about the light show in the Byward Market, or football games etc. Because we're finding our feeds are muting a lot of the things we follow and WANT to see.Also today... Why don't employers list having a gym at their place of business in their job postings? Plus - Carrie Underwood & Mike Fisher's solution to shutting up your kids the next time they say "6-7," White Lotos star gets naked for GQ, straight men reveal the men they think are hot, an invention that would have come in handy during this week's frost, and an update to the Superman Comic, Edition #1 three brothers found among their late mothers things.Zoë also awards are Doozie D'uh Of The Week to one stupid newsmaker!Online: www.zmshow.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey it's Zoë & Milky back for another recap of the week in weird news and celebrity entertainment!This week Zoë experienced Drunken Cinema! How is this the first we're hearing about it?And Milky maintains that the CFL is such a disaster that nobody in Canada is even aware that the Grey Cup is this weekend. Also this week, the iPhone pocket and a candy cane opener are two things that the world didn't know it needed... An Ai song is #1 on the charts, the celebrities that nobody hates, why a small group of moms want to boycott Wheel Of Fortune and a Hamilton man steels a bus and drives it better than a lot of bus drivers do!Find out who our D'uh Of The Week is, and it's another round of This Or That & Why!www.zmshow.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey! It's Zoë & Milky with our unique spin on the lighter side of news and pop culture for this week including our Ultimate D'uh Of The Week, Memes We've Seen and more!News this week includes two brothers finding an incredible surprise while cleaning their deceased mom's attic, this year's Toy Hall Of Fame inductees, how people are using dating apps to find jobs plus Oprah's list of Favorite Things For 2025, and, not to be outdone, Gwenyth Paltro's Goop list with some very naughty options, as you would expect.Celebrity news this week includes Carly Rae Jepson's bit announcement, a honour for Jamie Fine, Miss Piggy getting her own movie, and Jelly Roll felt like a criminal. Wait... Brought to you by www.mccarthyautomotive.caFind us online at www.zmshow.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Are you finding it stressful cheering on the Blue Jays? Us too!  Soooo stressful, but so fun! GO JAYS!Cats are horrible… Milky’s cat has proven that once again.It was a rough week for the Milkman - his super hulk strength resulted in a smashed out window on his truck.Zoë is celebrating the birthday of her beloved “Granny Moo” who has sure seen a lot of things in her 95 years - all of which she’s put into a memoir!Celebrity stuff this week including… Jesse Eisenberg donating a kidney and Sydney Sweeney gets controversial again and a Kardashian is now selling lollipops for your vagina - Zoë weighs in on that in a fantastic way!News Nuggets include a Toronto marketing company making pure gold out of a bad situation when they were sent a cease and desists from the Toronto Blue Jays, and an NHL team introduces the all new Florida Man Cam!Memes We’ve Seen.Who will win our weekly “Doozie Of The D’uh Of The Day” Award this week?  The drunk guy who broke into a sausage shop or the funeral home who put the wrong body on display?www.zmshow.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey! It's Zoë & Milky!This week we'll introduce you to a VERY cool book concept - recipes that were found on tombstones!Plus - Celebrity Stuff this week - Taylor Swift has shattered more pop music records, Kim Kardashian now selling pubic hair underwear, Britney's ex levels some pretty serious accusations in his new book, and the name Keanu Reeves almost used in Hollywood.News nuggets this week include the cost of Halloween, a very tired mom making a very innocent mistake that she has owned up to on TikTok, teachers banning 67, and the most popular cars for birds to poop on.We have three "stupid news" stories thanks to several boneheads who live among us... A strip club disagreement sees cheeseburgers fly, man pees at the altar at The Vatican, a cat survives a 100 mile ride on top of a car - we'll announce our first ever D'uh Of The Week.Plus, memes we've seen, This Or That & Why and an unabashedly bad joke!Find us online at www.zmshow.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's Zoë & Milky.... Cheering on the Blue Jays like most of Canada!Meanwhile Zoë got to ride in the car on the field at the Redblacks game... Milky's feeling the effects of his new show that has him up at 5am.We discuss people who offer their opinions when their opinions were never asked for. GrrrThe new Taylor Swift album is out... And OMG!! Even more exciting is Taylor's media tour so far! And that she's been inviting a number of radio personalities to her wedding. Could that bode well for Zoë & Milky??? We hope so!And... We discover what our email address actually is!Join us each week when we talk about things. And stuff.ZM Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Milky's back from a few months away - but getting home was anything but smooth. Why do vehicles always breakdown on a highway on Sundays or statutory holidays? We discuss.Also... Cheering on the Blue Jays and giving up on the CFL. And you best believe we discuss Taylor Swift - 1 week to her new album and we're still hoping she'll be the halftime performer at the Super Bowl! Fingers crossed!This is ZM! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A hot take from Zoë this week on ZM! Was Taylor behind a rolling black wall to hide a baby bump???We discuss!Also... Tims and Canadian Tire are teaming up! Franks does coffee? Both companies could offer their own version of rolling up the rims...Plus details of this weekend's Rockliffe garage sale, Milky met up with Zoë's parents in New Brunswick, The Epic Ride For Mental Health along with this week's News Nuggets, Celebrity Stuff and another game of This Or That And Why! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Weekdays I get to tell share some of the weirdest and most wonderful stories of the day on radio stations across North America.On Saturday, I compile the "best of" and team up with the incredibly funny Zoë Thorne and bring them to you on the ZM Podcast! Live streaming on Facebook this afternoon and available on demand wherever you get your podcasts!This week:- OMG we've actually seen some work from Ottawa's "Night Mayor!" Although, we're kinda disappointed. (Shocking, we know!)- Canada ranked one of the smartest counties in the world!- Typo leads to paying $34,000 for internet- New record for walking on Lego- Is the "Tin Can" this year's hot Christmas item for kids?- Hamilton man's wallet found at High School after 51 years- Plus CELEBRITY STUFF including a look at tomorrow's MTV Video Music Awards... Canadian among 5 new additions to SNL! and Billboard's Song Of The Summer of 2025!Plus the best "John Jokes" of the week, the Dum Dum's Of The Day and This Or That & Why!ZM - we'll keep you laughing in the car, at the gym, on your walk or while you're dancing naked in your living room! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey it's ZM! Zoë & Milky!Just two buddies talking about their week, and running through some of the oddest and most fun news stories of the week - including a woman caught driving with stairs attached to her car, a husband who dug through 2 tons of garbage to recover his wife's rings, and WTFlorida woman arrested after dressing up like a hot dog.Also - Celebrity Stuff! Yes Travis & Taylor got engaged! We're so happy! Anything that gives people joy and provides an escape is ok by us!And don't miss some of the 70 World Records that nobody has tried to break! Could you be the new world record holder for one of these?New episodes every Saturday! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey it's Zoë & Milky!This week we ask if you know these terms that have just been added to the Cambridge Dictionary, including "Skibidi," "Delulu," and "Tradwife".Also... The Redblacks aren't just a horrible football team, it's being played on field that looks like hell on TV. We wonder how this has not been addressed.Plus... Lil Nas X caught walking around in his undies, Joe Jonas joins the mile high club and Taylor Swift's new album will be available on... Cassette???Need some GREAT friends to join you on your walk or while driving to the cottage? Hi! We're those friends! ZM! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey it's ZM!This week we discuss Ottawa Pride and how the haters are back out in full force.Taylor Swift addressed how she handles hate this week when she launched her new album! You bet we discuss that, plus we wonder IS she going to be doing the 1/2 time show at Superbowl? She left a lot of Easter Eggs that suggest she might!Zoë ran into a Karen this week and it's still buggin' her. Our dogs did dog stuff... Plus Celebrity Stuff, News Nuggets and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Zoë & Milky get caught up after the week that was!Zoë saw her favourite musical, Hamilton, at the NAC in Ottawa and it more than lived up to her expectations!John visited the new container-ship village in Saint John NB and it's a game changer! If you're traveling to the Maritimes this summer, you should see it!Plus weird news this week, including aliens coming to earth, and a few viral trends that are just... Odd.Two friends inviting you into our conversation - just like if you were sitting next to us at Tim's!Thanks to McCarthy Automotive; www.mccarthyautomotive.ca Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey it's Zoë & Milky... What a traumatic week for Zoë. Her dogs ended up locked in her car in the heat. What would YOU do in that situation? But that's not the only thing that happened.We talk Redblacks with a big win, amazing shows coming to Hard Rock Casino plus our takes on some of this week's oddest news stories - like a 102 year old woman arrested for flashing and what people do with their nail clippings.We dive into some celebrity stuff - yes, even Justin Trudeau and Katy Perry get mentioned. Is that a business relationship or are two freaky deeky people finding each other?Want company for a one hour walk at the park, or on your drive? We have GREAT conversations just like this each and every week!ZM! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.