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George and Harold have created a new breed of justice. With the head of a dog and the body of a human, this heroic hound digs into deception, claws after crooks, rolls over robbers, and scampers after squirrels. Will he be able to resist the call of the wild to answer the call of duty?Dog Man by Dav PilkeyNarrated by Michael

Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III's best friend, Fishlegs, has been stung by the deadly Venomous Vorpent! The only cure is the Vegetable-That-No-One-Dares-Name. But where will Hiccup find such a thing? He'll have to dodge the terrible Sharkworms, battle Doomfangs, and outwit crazy Hooligans if he's going to be a Hero (again).How to Cheat a Dragon's Curse by Cressida CowellNarrated by David Tennant

The story begins when Hiccup, his friend Fishlegs, and his cranky dragon Toothless get separated from their class during Boarding-an-Enemy-Ship practice. They accidentally board a prowling Roman galley intent on provoking war. When they rescue a tiny nanodragon, they uncover a plot to steal every dragon on the Isle of Berk!How to Be Speak Dragonese by Cressida CowellNarrated by David Tennant

When Hiccup finds a coffin at sea, he opens it to discover a riddle that will lead to the treasure of Grimbeard the Ghastly, the world's greatest pirate and Hiccup's ancestor. So Hiccup and his friends set out on a treasure hunt, determined to master the art of swordfighting. How else will they escape an island of murderous dragons, defeat a boatload of Viking pirates, and survive all the twists and turns their journey will bring?How to Be a Pirate by Cressida CowellNarrated by David Tennant

Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III, the quiet and thoughtful son of the Chief of the Hairy Hooligans, tries to pass the important initiation test of his Viking clan by catching and training a dragon. Can Hiccup do it without being torn limb from limb?How to Train Your Dragon by Cressida CowellNarrated by David Tennant

Harry Potter's summer has included the worst birthday ever, doomy warnings from a house-elf called Dobby, and rescue from the Dursleys by his friend Ron Weasley in a magical flying car! Back at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry for his second year, Harry hears strange whispers echo through empty corridors and then the attacks start. Students are found as though turned to stone... Dobby's sinister predictions seem to be coming true.Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets by J.K. RowlingNarrated by Jim Dale

When the Knight Bus crashes through the darkness and screeches to a halt in front of him, it's the start of another far from ordinary year at Hogwarts for Harry Potter. Sirius Black, escaped mass-murderer and follower of Lord Voldemort, is on the run - and they say he is coming after Harry. In his first ever Divination class, Professor Trelawney sees an omen of death in Harry's tea leaves... But perhaps most terrifying of all are the Dementors patrolling the school grounds, with their soul-sucking kiss...Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban by J.K. RowlingNarrated by Jim Dale

On a desperate journey, two runaways meet and join forces. Though they are only looking to escape their harsh and narrow lives, they soon find themselves at the center of a terrible battle. It is a battle that will decide their fate and the fate of Narnia itself.The Chronicles of Narnia: The Horse and His Boy by C.S. Lewis

Part One, The Fellowship of the Ring, introduces us to Frodo Baggins. With his uncle Bilbo having mysteriously disappeared, Frodo finds himself in possession of a simple gold ring that has great and evil power. It is the Ruling Ring, taken long ago from the Dark Lord, Sauron, who now seeks to possess it again. Frodo must do everything he can to prevent this, and with the help of Gandalf the wizard and a band of loyal companions he begins a perilous journey across Middle-earth. Sauron's Black Riders are on their trail as they travel to Rivendell, attempt to cross the snow-swept Misty Mountains and, in desperation, enter the terrifying Mines of Moria.The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring by J. R. R. TolkienIan Holm.... FrodoMichael Hordern.... Gandalf Robert Stephens.... AragornBill Nighy.... Sam Gamgee John Le Mesurier.... Bilbo

Like every other hobbit, Bilbo Baggins likes nothing better than a quiet evening in his snug hole in the ground, dining on a sumptuous dinner in front of a fire. But when a wandering wizard captivates him with tales of the unknown, Bilbo becomes restless. Soon he joins the wizard’s band of homeless dwarves in search of giant spiders, savage wolves, and other dangers. Bilbo quickly tires of the quest for adventure and longs for the security of his familiar home. But before he can return to his life of comfort, he must face the greatest threat of all—a treasure-troving dragon named Smaug.The Hobbit by J. R. R. TolkienThe Tale Bearer…. Anthony JacksonBilbo Baggins.... Paul DanemanGandalf…. Heron CarvicGollum…. Wolfe MorrisThorin Oakenshield…. John JustinElrond…. John PullenThe Elvenking…. Leonard FentonBeorn…. Denys HawthorneBard the Bowman…. Peter WilliamsBalin…. Peter PrattSmaug…. Francis de Wolff

Four adventurous siblings—Peter, Susan, Edmund, and Lucy Pevensie—step through a wardrobe door and into the land of Narnia, a land frozen in eternal winter and enslaved by the power of the White Witch. But when almost all hope is lost, the return of the Great Lion, Aslan, signals a great change . . . and a great sacrifice.The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe by C.S. Lewis

Harry Potter has never even heard of Hogwarts when the letters start dropping on the doormat at number four, Privet Drive. Addressed in green ink on yellowish parchment with a purple seal, they are swiftly confiscated by his grisly aunt and uncle. Then, on Harry's eleventh birthday, a great beetle-eyed giant of a man called Rubeus Hagrid bursts in with some astonishing news: Harry Potter is a wizard, and he has a place at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. An incredible adventure is about to begin!Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone by J.K. RowlingNarrated by Cush Jumbo OBEFrankie Treadaway.... Harry PotterMax Lester.... Ron WeasleyArabella Stanton.... Hermione GrangerMatthew MacFadyen.... VoldemortHugh Laurie.... Albus DumbledoreRiz Ahmed.... Severus SnapeSacha Dhawan.... Quirinus QuirrellMichelle Gomez.... Minerva McGonagallTracy Ann Oberman.... Rolanda HoochFergus Rattigan.... Filius FlitwickMark Addy.... Rubeus HagridAdeel Akhtar.... Argus FilchYasmin Mwanza.... Irma PinceRebecca Root.... Poppy PomfreyBumble Clarke.... Ginny WeasleyJoel Fry.... Charlie WeasleyHamish Lloyd Barnes.... Fred & George WeasleyTom Royal.... Percy WeasleyNina Wadia.... Molly WeasleyJaiden Dosanjh.... Dudley DursleyJeremy Swift.... Vernon DursleyIndira Varma.... Petunia DursleyLennon Che Doyle.... Seamus FinniganMarley Rae Hunt.... Angelina JohnsonJoseph Obasohan.... Lee JordanDray Oli.... Dean ThomasMitchell Robertson.... Oliver WoodJake Sigsworth.... Neville LongbottomSasha Watson-Lobo.... Parvati PatilDougie Brownwood..... Vincent CrabbeJude Farrant.... Draco MalfoyAaron Garland.... Marcus FlintHeaven Harriott.... Pansy ParkinsonOscar Hubble.... Gregory GoyleOther Hogwarts studentsAsh Noble Stein.... Whispering Student 1 & Departing Student 1Maxim Simaitis.... Departing Student 2Zane Squirrell.... Sorting Student 1Poppy Wilson.... Sorting Student 2 & Whispering Student 2Finbar Lynch.... The Fat FriarStephen Mangan.... Nearly Headless NickNigel Pilkington.... PeevesLennie James.... The Sorting HatSarah Whitehouse.... The Fat LadyCelia de Wolff.... Madam MalkinGene Foad.... Tom the Leaky Cauldron LandlordHugh Ross.... Garrick OllivanderDavid Ahmad.... Wizard in Street 2Rachel Atkins.... Augusta LongbottomTia Bannon.... Doris CrockfordMargaret Cabourn-Smith.... Hogwarts Express Trolley WitchIan Conningham.... Wizard in Street 1Patch Dillon.... Broomstick BoyPete Gold.... Wizard in Alley 1Claire Morgan.... Woman outside an ApothecarySule Rimi.... Wizard in Alley 2Andrew James Spooner.... Dedalus DiggleCentaursTom Alexander.... RonanDamian Lynch.... FirenzeCarl Prekopp.... Bane & SnakeGoblinsDoc Butler.... GriphookEwan Bailey.... Goblin 1Nigel Pilkington.... Gringotts SpokesgoblinPhillip Arditti.... Book about Nicholas FlamelPaul J Smith.... LetterDan Starkey.... Chess PiecesRufus Wright.... ListMat Fraser.... Doors & CardChris Lew AKum Hoi.... The Daily ProphetNicholas Boulton.... Ted the News ReaderLaurence Bouvard.... Hotel OwnerEdward Frowde.... Piers Polkiss & Whispering Student 3David Holt.... Train AnnouncementGerard McDermott.... ZookeeperAdam Samuel-Bal.... Jim McGuffin the WeathermanTom AlexanderAjjaz AwadFfion BamburyOliver BradyLydia BrownellMollie CasserleyGabriel ClapsonIan ConninghamAmy CuddenJessica DennisPatch DillonGian-Luca Di CorradoDylan EnnisJason ForbesSarah GoldingPete GoldMia Haynes-FrenchSebastian HalfordOscar HubbleSidney JacksonTwinkle JaiswalCaoimhe JuddSimon KaneHarriet KershawMax MackintoshFiz MarcusDebra MichaelsLiis MikkClaire MorganYasmin MwanzaIris MossHarry MyersMuireann Ni FhaogainEvan OvenellCatherine PhillipsAusten PhelenJohn Sackville Maya ShepelevJayesh SidpraRavi SidpraBetsy Pearl SmedleyAndrew James SpoonerSam StaffordBrianna SquirrelHarry TuffinJo TroyHarriet TurnballRiya VyasPoppy WilsonSarah Whitehouse

Like a car alarm, bagpipe music, or a doorbell ringing in the middle of the night, hearing this audio edition of The Bad Beginning will only upset you. This unique multi-voice recording brings the first book in Lemony Snicket's alarming A Series of Unfortunate Events to such terrible life that no one should really have to experience it. Unless you have an ear for such ghastly details as a tragic fire, a nefarious villain, itchy clothing, and cold porridge for breakfast, all narrated in chilly detail by the distinguished, and disturbed, Tim Curry with a team of talented readers, you would be better off listening to something else.A Series of Unfortunate Events: The Bad Beginning by Lemony Snicket Narrated by Tim Curry

Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire are intelligent children. They are charming, and resourceful, and have pleasant facial features. Unfortunately, they are exceptionally unlucky.In the first two books alone, the three youngsters encounter a greedy and repulsive villain, itchy clothing, a disastrous fire, a plot to steal their fortune, a lumpy bed, a deadly serpent, a large brass reading lamp, a long knife, and a terrible odor.A Series of Unfortunate Events: The Reptile Room by Lemony SnicketNarrated by Tim Curry

If you have not read anything about the Baudelaire orphans, then before you read even one more sentence, you should know this: Violet, Klaus, and Sunny are kindhearted and quick-witted, but their lives, I am sorry to say, are filled with bad luck and misery. All of the stories about these three children are unhappy and wretched, and this one may be the worst of them all. If you haven't got the stomach for a story that includes a hurricane, a signalling device, hungry leeches, cold cucumber soup, a horrible villain, and a doll named Pretty Penny, then this book will probably fill you with despair. I will continue to record these tragic tales, for that is what I do. You, however, should decide for yourself whether you can possibly endure this miserable story.A Series of Unfortunate Events: The Wide Window by Lemony SnicketNarrated by Tim Curry

I hope, for your sake, that you have not chosen to listen to this recording because you are in the mood for a pleasant experience. If this is the case, I advise you to put down this audio instantaneously, because of all the audios describing the unhappy lives of the Baudelaire orphans, The Miserable Mill might be the unhappiest yet.This recording, I'm sorry to inform you, contains such unpleasantries as a giant pincher machine, a bad casserole, a man with a cloud of smoke where his head should be, a hypnotist, a terrible accident resulting in injury, and coupons.I have promised to record the entire history of these three poor children, but you haven't, so if you prefer stories that are more heartwarming, please feel free to make another selection.A Series of Unfortunate Events: The Miserable Mill by Lemony Snicket Narrated by Tim Curry

If you are looking for a story about cheerful youngsters spending a jolly time at boarding school, look elsewhere. Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire are intelligent and resourceful children, and you might expect that they would do very well at school.Don't.For the Baudelaires, school turns out to be another miserable episode in their unlucky lives. Truth be told, within the chapters that make up this dreadful story, the children will face snapping crabs, strict punishments, dripping fungus, comprehensive exams, violin recitals, S.O.R.E., and the metric system.It is my solemn duty to stay up all night reading my history of these three hapless youngsters into a microphone, but you may be more comfortable getting a good night's sleep. In that case, you should probably listen to something else.A Series of Unfortunate Events: The Austere Academy by Lemony Snicket Narrated by Tim Curry

On a daring quest to save a life, two friends are hurled into another world, where an evil sorceress seeks to enslave them. But then the lion Aslan's song weaves itself into the fabric of a new land, a land that will be known as Narnia. And in Narnia, all things are possible.The Chronicles of Narnia: The Magician's Nephew by C.S. LewisMaurice Denham.... the ProfessorRowena Snaith..... PollySimeon Pearl..... Diggory Robert Eddison.... Uncle AndrewRosemary Martin.... JadisStephen Thorne.... AslanDramatised by Brian SibleyProduced by Geoffrey Marshall-TaylorMusic by Elizabeth Parker of the BBC Radiophonic Workshop

Scare yourself silly!Grab a flashlight, crawl under the covers, and dive into the twisted, unexpectedly hilarious world of Rowley Jefferson’s imagination. You’ll meetzombies, vampires, ghosts, and much more in these comically terrifying tales.Rowley’s spooky stories might leave you laughing, but beware—you could end up sleeping with the lights on!Diary of An Awesome Friendly Kid: Rowley Jefferson's Awesome Friendly Spooky Stories by Jeff KinneyNarrated by Christopher Gebauer

From the imagination of Rowley Jefferson comes an adventure of epic proportions. Join Roland and his best friend, Garg the Barbarian, as they leave the safety of their village and embark on a quest to save Roland’s mom from the White Warlock. Will our heroes survive? Find out in Rowley Jefferson’s Awesome Friendly Adventure!Diary of An Awesome Friendly Kid: Rowley Jefferson's Awesome Friendly Adventure by Jeff KinneyNarrated by Christopher Gebauer