The Squad 10-59 Podcast

Stitches, Scars, and Stupid Decisions: Our Most Brutal Injury Stories!Get ready for a dose of pain and paranoia! This week, the Jedi Jeweler and the Qwertyclone take a hard look back at their most gruesome, embarrassing, and medically questionable injuries. From stitches to near-misses and moments of pure, unadulterated stupidity, the Master Builder and the Gem Guru are laying it all out on the operating table.Tune in as they recount the fateful day they learned that gravity is cruel, walls are dangerous, and maybe, just maybe, they shouldn't have done that one thing. You'll laugh, you'll wince, and you'll definitely feel better about your own physical health. Warning: May contain graphic (and hilarious) descriptions of bodily harm!

Buckle up and grip the wheel! This week, Qwertyclone and the Jedi Jeweler trade the calm of the workbench for the chaos of the commute as they vent about the absolute worst drivers on the planet—and perhaps a few from other planets, too. Tune in for a highly-caffeinated, horn-honking conversation that proves sometimes, a bad driver is even more frustrating than finding out a set is retired!

This week, Qwertyclone and the Jedi Jeweler are getting nostalgic and spooky as they look back on their most memorable Halloween moments, including the fateful night they first crossed paths! Tune in for a personal, chaotic, and candy-fueled trip down memory lane that proves even master builders and gem gurus can't escape the magic (and mayhem) of All Hallows' Eve!

E1: Retail Mayhem: Worker Woes, Shopper Horror Stories, and Pet Peeve PandemoniumWelcome to the first episode of Squad 1059! QWERTYCLONE and his buddy Jedi-Jeweler are clocking in to talk all things retail. We're sharing our wildest stories from both sides of the counter—as workers and shoppers—plus, we're unleashing our top pet peeves that make a trip to the store feel like a journey to the Dark Side. Get ready to laugh and cringe along with us!