Blourish and Flotts: Audiobooks and Podfics

I hope you enjoy this reading of Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love by isthisselfcare.Author Summary:Hermione straddles the Muggle and Magical worlds as a medical researcher and Healer on the brink of a major discovery. Draco is the Auror assigned to protect her from unknown forces—much to both of their displeasure.Featuring hyper-competent, fiery Hermione and lazy (yet dangerous) Draco. Slow burn.Listen & Support:Free on Spotify (with ads) — new chapters released immediately.Ad-free listening & voting power: Become a Bookshop Benefactor on Patreon.Exclusive fics: Upgrade to Master Bibliophile for stories that won’t enter the Spotify rotation until complete.Pertinent Links:Read on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/34500952/navigateJoin My Discord: https://discord.gg/52FpTyvezYPatreon: https://patreon.com/BlourishAndFlottsAudioYouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@BlourishAndFlottsAudio

A Difference in the Family: The Snape Chronicles by Rannaro.Author Summary:We have the testimony of Harry, but witnesses can be notoriously unreliable—especially when they only know part of the story. This biography follows Severus Snape from his birth until his death. Canon-compatible, told from Snape’s point of view.Listen & Support:Free on Spotify (with ads) — new chapters released immediately!Ad-free & voting power: Become a Bookshop Benefactor on Patreon.Access EXCLUSIVE fics: Upgrade to Master Bibliophile on Patreon for stories not yet on Spotify.Pertinent Links:Read on FF.net: A Difference in the FamilyJoin My Discord: Discord LinkYouTube Channel: Blourish & Flotts Audio

I hope you enjoy this reading of A Marauder’s Plan by CatsAreCool (Rachel500).Author Summary:What if Sirius had stayed in England after escaping Azkaban—and chosen to raise Harry instead of hiding somewhere sunny?One decision changes everything. This alternate universe reimagines Fourth Year and Goblet of Fire, diverging from canon as Sirius works to make Harry’s wish for a real home come true. Politics shift, alliances form, and the wizarding world looks very different when Sirius Black steps fully into his role.Main Pairing: Harry/Hermione(Additional pairings follow canon in some cases—others are surprises.)Tropes & Themes:Independent!Sirius, Manipulative-but-well-meaning!Dumbledore, Ancient & Noble Houses, Potter wealth and status, Super!Harry.Content Warnings:References to child abuse (neglect and emotional—Harry; physical and emotional—Sirius) in early parts. Later sections include references to grooming and rape/dub-con involving an adult and a minor (not Harry). Character deaths occur. Please consider your personal triggers and take care of yourself.Listen & Support:Free on Spotify (with ads) — new chapters released immediately.Ad-free listening & voting power: Become a Bookshop Benefactor on Patreon.Exclusive fics: Upgrade to Master Bibliophile for stories that won’t enter Spotify rotation until complete.Pertinent Links:Read on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/1085412/navigateJoin My Discord: https://discord.gg/52FpTyvezYPatreon: https://patreon.com/BlourishAndFlottsAudioYouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@BlourishAndFlottsAudio

I hope you enjoy this reading of Harry Potter and the Death Eater Menace by TheSinister_Man.Author Summary:After surviving the Chamber of Secrets and uncovering the truth about Gilderoy Lockhart, Harry returns for his third year—and his continued pursuit of the Prince’s Throne.But Hogwarts and Wizarding Britain are thrown into chaos when not only Sirius Black escapes Azkaban, but much of Voldemort’s Inner Circle as well. As tensions rise, Harry’s attempts to reconcile with his twin brother and his parents are threatened by the scheming of Peter Pettigrew, while other enemies move quietly in the shadows.With war brewing and alliances shifting, how will Harry overcome the growing Death Eater menace?Listen & Support:Free on Spotify (with ads) — new chapters released immediately.Ad-free listening & voting power: Become a Bookshop Benefactor on Patreon.Exclusive fics: Upgrade to Master Bibliophile for stories that won’t enter Spotify rotation until complete.Pertinent Links:Read on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/32643943/navigateJoin My Discord: https://discord.gg/52FpTyvezYPatreon: https://patreon.com/BlourishAndFlottsAudioYouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@BlourishAndFlottsAudio

I hope you enjoy this reading of Lily’s Boy by SomewheresSword.Author Summary:Before his third year at Hogwarts even begins, Harry is given three unsupervised weeks in Diagon Alley. A trip to Gringotts changes everything.Armed with the knowledge that Dumbledore has been blocking his family magic—and manipulating far more than Harry ever realized—he quickly understands he can’t continue as he has been. There’s a vast world of lore, politics, and history to uncover, and the more Harry learns, the clearer his true place in the wizarding world becomes… even as Dumbledore’s twinkling eyes watch closely.With help from unexpected allies, Harry begins a journey to end the war and reshape magical Britain. Many see James Potter when they look at him—but they’ve forgotten something important: he is Lily Evans’ son… and she was one hell of a witch.Listen & Support:Free on Spotify (with ads) — new chapters released immediately.Ad-free listening & voting power: Become a Bookshop Benefactor on Patreon.Exclusive fics: Upgrade to Master Bibliophile for stories that won’t enter Spotify rotation until complete.Pertinent Links:Read on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/30856244/navigateJoin My Discord: https://discord.gg/52FpTyvezYPatreon: https://patreon.com/BlourishAndFlottsAudioYouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@BlourishAndFlottsAudio

I hope you enjoy this reading of Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love by isthisselfcare.Author Summary:Hermione straddles the Muggle and Magical worlds as a medical researcher and Healer on the brink of a major discovery. Draco is the Auror assigned to protect her from unknown forces—much to both of their displeasure.Featuring hyper-competent, fiery Hermione and lazy (yet dangerous) Draco. Slow burn.Listen & Support:Free on Spotify (with ads) — new chapters released immediately.Ad-free listening & voting power: Become a Bookshop Benefactor on Patreon.Exclusive fics: Upgrade to Master Bibliophile for stories that won’t enter the Spotify rotation until complete.Pertinent Links:Read on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/34500952/navigateJoin My Discord: https://discord.gg/52FpTyvezYPatreon: https://patreon.com/BlourishAndFlottsAudioYouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@BlourishAndFlottsAudio

A Difference in the Family: The Snape Chronicles by Rannaro.Author Summary:We have the testimony of Harry, but witnesses can be notoriously unreliable—especially when they only know part of the story. This biography follows Severus Snape from his birth until his death. Canon-compatible, told from Snape’s point of view.Listen & Support:Free on Spotify (with ads) — new chapters released immediately!Ad-free & voting power: Become a Bookshop Benefactor on Patreon.Access EXCLUSIVE fics: Upgrade to Master Bibliophile on Patreon for stories not yet on Spotify.Pertinent Links:Read on FF.net: A Difference in the FamilyJoin My Discord: Discord LinkYouTube Channel: Blourish & Flotts Audio

I hope you enjoy this reading of A Marauder’s Plan by CatsAreCool (Rachel500).Author Summary:What if Sirius had stayed in England after escaping Azkaban—and chosen to raise Harry instead of hiding somewhere sunny?One decision changes everything. This alternate universe reimagines Fourth Year and Goblet of Fire, diverging from canon as Sirius works to make Harry’s wish for a real home come true. Politics shift, alliances form, and the wizarding world looks very different when Sirius Black steps fully into his role.Main Pairing: Harry/Hermione(Additional pairings follow canon in some cases—others are surprises.)Tropes & Themes:Independent!Sirius, Manipulative-but-well-meaning!Dumbledore, Ancient & Noble Houses, Potter wealth and status, Super!Harry.Content Warnings:References to child abuse (neglect and emotional—Harry; physical and emotional—Sirius) in early parts. Later sections include references to grooming and rape/dub-con involving an adult and a minor (not Harry). Character deaths occur. Please consider your personal triggers and take care of yourself.Listen & Support:Free on Spotify (with ads) — new chapters released immediately.Ad-free listening & voting power: Become a Bookshop Benefactor on Patreon.Exclusive fics: Upgrade to Master Bibliophile for stories that won’t enter Spotify rotation until complete.Pertinent Links:Read on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/1085412/navigateJoin My Discord: https://discord.gg/52FpTyvezYPatreon: https://patreon.com/BlourishAndFlottsAudioYouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@BlourishAndFlottsAudio

I hope you enjoy this reading of Harry Potter and the Death Eater Menace by TheSinister_Man.Author Summary:After surviving the Chamber of Secrets and uncovering the truth about Gilderoy Lockhart, Harry returns for his third year—and his continued pursuit of the Prince’s Throne.But Hogwarts and Wizarding Britain are thrown into chaos when not only Sirius Black escapes Azkaban, but much of Voldemort’s Inner Circle as well. As tensions rise, Harry’s attempts to reconcile with his twin brother and his parents are threatened by the scheming of Peter Pettigrew, while other enemies move quietly in the shadows.With war brewing and alliances shifting, how will Harry overcome the growing Death Eater menace?Listen & Support:Free on Spotify (with ads) — new chapters released immediately.Ad-free listening & voting power: Become a Bookshop Benefactor on Patreon.Exclusive fics: Upgrade to Master Bibliophile for stories that won’t enter Spotify rotation until complete.Pertinent Links:Read on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/32643943/navigateJoin My Discord: https://discord.gg/52FpTyvezYPatreon: https://patreon.com/BlourishAndFlottsAudioYouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@BlourishAndFlottsAudio

I hope you enjoy this reading of Lily’s Boy by SomewheresSword.Author Summary:Before his third year at Hogwarts even begins, Harry is given three unsupervised weeks in Diagon Alley. A trip to Gringotts changes everything.Armed with the knowledge that Dumbledore has been blocking his family magic—and manipulating far more than Harry ever realized—he quickly understands he can’t continue as he has been. There’s a vast world of lore, politics, and history to uncover, and the more Harry learns, the clearer his true place in the wizarding world becomes… even as Dumbledore’s twinkling eyes watch closely.With help from unexpected allies, Harry begins a journey to end the war and reshape magical Britain. Many see James Potter when they look at him—but they’ve forgotten something important: he is Lily Evans’ son… and she was one hell of a witch.Listen & Support:Free on Spotify (with ads) — new chapters released immediately.Ad-free listening & voting power: Become a Bookshop Benefactor on Patreon.Exclusive fics: Upgrade to Master Bibliophile for stories that won’t enter Spotify rotation until complete.Pertinent Links:Read on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/30856244/navigateJoin My Discord: https://discord.gg/52FpTyvezYPatreon: https://patreon.com/BlourishAndFlottsAudioYouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@BlourishAndFlottsAudio

I hope you enjoy this reading of Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love by isthisselfcare.Author Summary:Hermione straddles the Muggle and Magical worlds as a medical researcher and Healer on the brink of a major discovery. Draco is the Auror assigned to protect her from unknown forces—much to both of their displeasure.Featuring hyper-competent, fiery Hermione and lazy (yet dangerous) Draco. Slow burn.Listen & Support:Free on Spotify (with ads) — new chapters released immediately.Ad-free listening & voting power: Become a Bookshop Benefactor on Patreon.Exclusive fics: Upgrade to Master Bibliophile for stories that won’t enter the Spotify rotation until complete.Pertinent Links:Read on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/34500952/navigateJoin My Discord: https://discord.gg/52FpTyvezYPatreon: https://patreon.com/BlourishAndFlottsAudioYouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@BlourishAndFlottsAudio

A Difference in the Family: The Snape Chronicles by Rannaro.Author Summary:We have the testimony of Harry, but witnesses can be notoriously unreliable—especially when they only know part of the story. This biography follows Severus Snape from his birth until his death. Canon-compatible, told from Snape’s point of view.Listen & Support:Free on Spotify (with ads) — new chapters released immediately!Ad-free & voting power: Become a Bookshop Benefactor on Patreon.Access EXCLUSIVE fics: Upgrade to Master Bibliophile on Patreon for stories not yet on Spotify.Pertinent Links:Read on FF.net: A Difference in the FamilyJoin My Discord: Discord LinkYouTube Channel: Blourish & Flotts Audio

I hope you enjoy this reading of A Marauder's Plan by CatsAreCool (Rachel500).Author Summary: What if Sirius decided to stay in England and deliver on his promise to raise Harry instead of hiding somewhere sunny? Changes abound with that one decision...Alternate Universe based on prompt 'What if Sirius hadn't run away to somewhere sunny after escaping Hogwarts but stayed and tried to make Harry's wish of a home come true?' Covers alternative 4th Year/Goblet of Fire and therefore does not follow canon religiously.Pairings: Harry/Hermione is the main pairing. All others are surprises so read at your own risk - although I will say there are a number which follow canon.Tropes/Cliches/Fanon: Independent!Sirius, Manipulative-but-well-meaning!Dumbledore. Plays with fanon concepts of Ancient and Noble Houses, Potter wealth and status, Super!Harry.Content warning of references to child abuse (neglect, emotional - Harry; physical, emotional - Sirius) in early parts, references and discussion of grooming and rape/dub-con/sexual contact by an adult with a minor (not Harry) in the last two parts of the fic. Please consider your personal triggers and keep yourself safe. Character deaths abound.Pertinent Links:Read on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/1085412/navigateJoin My Discord: ⁠⁠⁠https://discord.gg/52FpTyvezY⁠⁠⁠Patreon: https://patreon.com/BlourishAndFlottsAudioYouTube Channel: ⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@BlourishAndFlottsAudio

I hope you enjoy this reading of Harry Potter and the Death Eater Meance by TheSinister_Man.Author Summary: After surviving the Chamber of Secrets and discovering the truth about Gilderoy Lockhart, Harry Potter returns for his Third Year and his continued pursuit of the Prince's Throne. But Hogwarts and Wizarding Britain are thrown into chaos by the escape of not just Sirius Black, but most of Voldemort's Inner Circle from Azkaban Prison. Meanwhile, Harry's efforts to reconcile with his twin brother and his parents are threatened by the machinations of Peter Pettigrew while other enemies lurk in the shadows. How will Harry Potter over come the Death Eater Menace?Pertinent Links:Read on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/32643943/navigateJoin My Discord: ⁠⁠⁠https://discord.gg/52FpTyvezY⁠⁠⁠Patreon: https://patreon.com/BlourishAndFlottsAudioYouTube Channel: ⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@BlourishAndFlottsAudio

I hope you enjoy this reading of Lily's Boy by SomewheresSword.Author Summary: Before his third year of Hogwarts has even begun, Harry faces three whole weeks of unsupervised time in Diagon Alley. In that time he takes a trip to Gringotts - and that changes everything.Burdened with the knowledge that Dumbledore has been blocking his family magic, and manipulating far more than he ever thought possible, Harry doesn't know who he can trust; but he knows he can't keep going that way. There's a whole world of lore and politics and history to catch up on, and the more he learns, the more Harry realises his true place in the world, and how much is being kept hidden from him. All the while, Dumbledore's twinkling eyes are constantly watching, and Harry can't let on how much he knows.With help from unexpected places, Harry starts on a journey to end the war, and reshape the wizarding world. With how much he looks like James Potter, people have forgotten one important thing about him - he is Lily Evans' son, and she was one hell of a witch.Pertinent Links:Read on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/30856244/navigateJoin My Discord: ⁠⁠⁠https://discord.gg/52FpTyvezY⁠⁠⁠Patreon: https://patreon.com/BlourishAndFlottsAudioYouTube Channel: ⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@BlourishAndFlottsAudio

I hope you enjoy this reading of Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love by isthisselfcare.Author Summary: Hermione straddles the Muggle and Magical worlds as a medical researcher and Healer about to make a big discovery. Draco is an Auror assigned to protect her from forces unknown – to both of their displeasure.Features hyper-competent, fiery Hermione and lazy, yet dangerous, Draco. Slow burn.Pertinent Links:Read on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/34500952/navigateJoin My Discord: ⁠⁠⁠https://discord.gg/52FpTyvezY⁠⁠⁠YouTube Channel: ⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@BlourishAndFlottsAudio

I hope you enjoy this reading of A Difference in the Family: The Snape Chronicles by Rannaro.Author Summary: We have the testimony of Harry, but witnesses can be notoriously unreliable, especially when they have only part of the story. This is a biography of Severus Snape from his birth until his death. It is canon-compatible, and it is Snape's point of view.Pertinent Links:Read on FF.net: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7937889/1/A-Difference-in-the-Family-The-Snape-ChroniclesJoin My Discord: ⁠⁠⁠https://discord.gg/52FpTyvezY⁠⁠⁠Patreon: https://patreon.com/BlourishAndFlottsAudioYouTube Channel: ⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@BlourishAndFlottsAudio

I hope you enjoy this reading of Harry Potter and the Death Eater Meance by TheSinister_Man.Author Summary: After surviving the Chamber of Secrets and discovering the truth about Gilderoy Lockhart, Harry Potter returns for his Third Year and his continued pursuit of the Prince's Throne. But Hogwarts and Wizarding Britain are thrown into chaos by the escape of not just Sirius Black, but most of Voldemort's Inner Circle from Azkaban Prison. Meanwhile, Harry's efforts to reconcile with his twin brother and his parents are threatened by the machinations of Peter Pettigrew while other enemies lurk in the shadows. How will Harry Potter over come the Death Eater Menace?Pertinent Links:Read on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/32643943/navigateJoin My Discord: ⁠⁠⁠https://discord.gg/52FpTyvezY⁠⁠⁠Patreon: https://patreon.com/BlourishAndFlottsAudioYouTube Channel: ⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@BlourishAndFlottsAudio

I hope you enjoy this reading of Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love by isthisselfcare.Author Summary: Hermione straddles the Muggle and Magical worlds as a medical researcher and Healer about to make a big discovery. Draco is an Auror assigned to protect her from forces unknown – to both of their displeasure.Features hyper-competent, fiery Hermione and lazy, yet dangerous, Draco. Slow burn.Pertinent Links:Read on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/34500952/navigateJoin My Discord: ⁠⁠⁠https://discord.gg/52FpTyvezY⁠⁠⁠YouTube Channel: ⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@BlourishAndFlottsAudio

I hope you enjoy this reading of Harry Potter and the Death Eater Meance by TheSinister_Man.Author Summary: After surviving the Chamber of Secrets and discovering the truth about Gilderoy Lockhart, Harry Potter returns for his Third Year and his continued pursuit of the Prince's Throne. But Hogwarts and Wizarding Britain are thrown into chaos by the escape of not just Sirius Black, but most of Voldemort's Inner Circle from Azkaban Prison. Meanwhile, Harry's efforts to reconcile with his twin brother and his parents are threatened by the machinations of Peter Pettigrew while other enemies lurk in the shadows. How will Harry Potter over come the Death Eater Menace?Pertinent Links:Read on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/32643943/navigateJoin My Discord: ⁠⁠⁠https://discord.gg/52FpTyvezY⁠⁠⁠Patreon: https://patreon.com/BlourishAndFlottsAudioYouTube Channel: ⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@BlourishAndFlottsAudio