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Best friends Danielle and Jay just stumbled into the chaotic world of TLC and Bravo—and now they can’t stop talking about it. From 90 Day Fiancé disasters to Real Housewives drama, they break down the wildest episodes, the cringiest cast members, and all the messy reality TV moments you secretly (or not so secretly) love. Expect hot takes, playful banter, and plenty of snark—because on The Snark Side: TLC, Bravo, and B**llshit, no one is safe from the shade.
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It’s Season 18, Episode 3 of RuPaul’s Drag Race, and the queens are finding out that live comedy is a lot harder than a pre-recorded TikTok. The snark squad is celebrating Juicy Love Dion’s breakout win, where she absolutely ate the "RDR Live" sketch challenge—playing a young, jersey-clad Michelle Visage with more accuracy than Michelle’s own mirror. While guest star Sarah Sherman tried to coach the girls through their "inner saboteur" sketches, several queens tripped over their own punchlines, leading to an "Animal Attraction" runway that was more taxidermy than high fashion for some. After a high-stakes lip sync battle that saw Briar Blush narrowly escape the chop, we said a tearful goodbye to Mandy Mango, who just couldn't squeeze enough juice out of her performance to impress the judges.
It’s Season 5, Episode 10 of Abbott Elementary, and the staff is discovering that an abandoned mall makes for a terrible school but an elite workplace comedy. The snark squad is obsessed with the malfunctioning, giant Benjamin Franklin head terrorizing the hallways, while Principal Ava reached peak avoidance by using a customized AI chatbot to "process" (read: ignore) an increasingly hostile PTA. While Janine and Gregory played the diplomatic "English" outsiders trying to soothe parental rage, Jacob and Barbara went into full protective mode over Melissa, suspecting the ever-smug Mr. Morton was trying to poach her for his own friend group. In a rare twist that left fans actually cheering, Ava finally ditched the bot, took accountability for the relocation chaos, and used her own side-hustle money to stock the "mall-classroom" shelves, proving that even the shadiest principals have a heart—somewhere under the designer fits.
It’s Season 4, Episodes 4 and 5 of The Traitors US, and the Scottish highlands are currently soaked in blood, red fountain water, and absolute chaos. The snark squad is mourning the iconic Caroline Stanbury, who was taken out in a brutal face-to-face murder that proved the "Housewife Sisterhood" is a total myth. At the roundtable, the "English" outsiders were truly out of their depth as Eric Nam claimed his "pitch-perfect ears" heard Tiffany Mitchell laughing in the woods—a bizarre musical clue that somehow convinced the herd to banish her. The betrayal didn't stop there; Episode 5 saw Monét X Change silenced just as she was sniffing out Lisa Rinna, but the night belonged to the explosion between Michael Rapaport and Colton Underwood. After Rapaport delivered a "low blow" regarding Colton’s past that left the room stunned, he was unanimously banished, leaving the Faithful (and Ron Funches) wondering if anyone—including Dorinda Medley’s family—is safe from the crossfire.
It’s Season 3, Episode 2 of Love Island All Stars, and the South African villa is already a graveyard for egos. The snark squad is losing it over Scott Van Der Sluis, who has returned for his fourth tour of duty only to label Sean Stone the "worst Islander ever." Scott’s brutal assessment—accusing Sean of being so far up Joey Essex’s "arse" he was naming organs after candies—earned Sean and Shaq a one-way ticket to a pouting session in the Hideaway. While Sean whined that the candy-business dig made it "personal," Millie Court was busy moving on from her public-mandated pairing with Ciaran to snog Charlie during a game of "Dicey Dares." Between Whitney Adebayo calling Scott "broke" by warning him that Leanne is "heavy on finances" and the boys playing rock-paper-scissors for a Hideaway bed, it’s clear the "All Stars" are bringing more bitterness than butterflies this season.
It’s Season 2, Episode 9 of Love Is Blind Germany, and the experiment has reached its final, brutal "Ja" or "Nein" moment. The snark squad is toasting fan favorites Josy and Gunnar, who proved that emotional intelligence is actually sexy by navigating their child-free lifestyle debate with more maturity than the entire US cast combined. However, the celebration turned sour at the final altar when Yasmin (justifiably) dumped Andi, triggering a truly unhinged and hostile reaction from his mother that confirmed exactly why Yasmin ran. While Jessi and Konstantin managed to wed despite major red flags and "toxic" health-concern rumors, the Reddit community is split: was this the most authentic season yet, or just a masterclass in how physical attraction—and overbearing mothers—can still tank a blind connection?
It’s Season 4, Episode 13 of Caught in the Act: Unfaithful, and Tami Roman is proving once again that she has the best private investigators—and the worst news—in the business. The snark squad is stunned by Li’s story; after seven years with Miguel and dreams of a ring, she discovered his "business trips" were actually just trips to the other side of their own apartment. In a betrayal that redefined "keeping it in the family," undercover surveillance caught Miguel in a full-blown affair with Li’s best friend and roommate, Jazz. The confrontation went from zero to sixty when a devastated Li literally smashed a window in their shared home before cutting both toxic ties for good. Tami stepped in with some much-needed relationship coaching, but the real lesson here is simple: if your boyfriend is "hustling" for a ring, make sure he isn't doing it with the girl who shares your Wi-Fi password.
It’s Season 16, Episode 4 of Splitsvilla, and the first Dome Session has officially turned the villa into a psychological battlefield. The snark squad is dissecting the "Pyaar Ya Paisa" twist, which saw Simran Behl and Anuj Sharma "eliminated" from the main villa only to be shipped off to the Paisa Villa to plot their revenge. Between the aggressive posturing of the guys and the increasingly transparent strategic alliances, the actual "romance" has been relegated to a background prop for camera time. While the Reddit community is currently dragging the cast for their performative connections and toxic behavior, the producers are busy making sure that in this game, the only thing more volatile than the relationships is the bank balance of the contestants.
It’s Season 7, Episode 1 of Love After Lockup, and the snark squad is watching a fresh batch of women trade their sanity and savings for a collect call. The premiere introduces Emily, a legal sex worker struggling to balance her "professional" life with her partner’s prison-bound jealousy, and Kaylee, who has somehow funneled $42,000 into her inmate husband’s commissary while lying to her family about the massive dent in her bank account. While Goddess tries to ignore her family’s (very valid) warnings about her boyfriend's intentions, Monique is busy packing her life into boxes to move across state lines for a man, Titus, she’s never actually touched. From idealized fantasies to the harsh, expensive reality of "sending a bag" to a cell block, these ladies are proving that love isn't just blind—it's incredibly costly.
It’s Season 7, Episode 10 of Love & Hip Hop Miami, and the "305" is currently a whirlwind of paternity tests and public apologies. The snark squad is watching Nadia grapple with the ultimate insult as Michael demands a DNA test for their newborn, while Shay Johnson is stuck in damage-control mode following her latest physical altercation. Meanwhile, Miami Tip is dealing with a heartbreak of her own after uncovering evidence that Chuck’s "loyalty" was actually just a plot to secure more airtime and hide his infidelity. Between Chyng trying to crawl her way back into Trina’s good graces and the constant threat of a drink being thrown, "On The Outs" proves that in this circle, your seat at the table is never permanent and your secrets are never safe.
The Bravo universe is currently a revolving door of exits, entrances, and expensive ego trips. The snark squad is reeling from the news that Jenna Lyons has officially handed in her RHONY apple after just two seasons, while over in Beverly Hills, Garcelle Beauvais shocked everyone by walking off the reunion set and quitting the show. Jennifer Tilly is already stoking the fire, suggesting that Sutton Stracke’s erratic behavior played a major role in Garcelle’s exit. Meanwhile, Farrah Abraham has announced a 2026 run for Mayor of Austin, Whitney Rose is desperately trying to relaunch her failed beauty brand, and the RHOP cast is facing a literal health hazard after being sent to a rental home with no running water. Between Lola Sheen denying she’s dating her sister’s ex and Brielle Biermann feuding with her future mother-in-law, it’s clear that while the faces change, the mess stays exactly the same.
It’s Season 3, Episode 10 of the Project Runway Canada revival, and the sewing machines have finally gone quiet for the ultimate runway showdown. The snark squad is obsessed with the creative evolution of the final three—Curtis, Leland, and Charles—who each delivered a ten-look collection that felt more like a manifesto than a fashion show. While Curtis pushed boundaries with exquisite gender-bending corsetry and Charles wowed the judges with a seamless blend of couture and streetwear, it was Leland who ultimately snatched the title. His collection was a masterclass in "joyful rebellion," perfectly balancing high-camp energy with punk influences to win over host Coco Rocha and the legendary Jeanne Beker. With a $100,000 investment and an Elle Canada spread now in his pocket, Leland proved that in the world of Canadian fashion, being a "master craftsman" is great, but bringing the "extra" is what makes you a winner.
It’s Season 1, Episode 3 of The Valley: Persian Style, and the "quiet" life in the suburbs is proving to be louder and messier than Beverly Hills ever was. The snark squad is watching the slow-motion car crash of Mercedeh Javid and Tommy Feight’s marriage, where date nights have devolved into Tommy making "nitro plant" snoring jokes and MJ questioning if love is actually enough. While GG continues to bring her signature "dark energy" and unbothered attitude to every playdate, the spotlight shifted to newcomer Sky Askari’s jewelry show, which was as sparkless as it was sparsely attended. Between Golnesa’s volatile confrontation with her ex-husband, Dennis DeSantis, and the OG cast members acting like caricatures of their former Shahs selves, the Valley is quickly becoming a battlefield of bruised egos and "English" outsiders who aren't quite ready for the discipline of suburban life.
It’s Season 11, Episode 7 of Southern Charm, and the snark squad is witnessing a "pick-me" performance of poultry proportions. In a move that defines "doing too much," Salley Carson actually bought a chicken coop and live chickens to impress Craig Conover, only for Craig to deliver a polite but soul-crushing friend-zone speech while they were out bird-shopping. Salley is rightfully lashing out, pointing to their 5:00 a.m. hot tub sessions as proof he led her on, but Craig is busy "gaslight-gatekeeping" the situation, claiming he was just being a "hospitable" Southern host while simultaneously asking Salley's friend, Charley Manley, out on a date. Between Austen Kroll gleefully stirring the pot at a girls' slumber party and Venita Aspen struggling to hide her "I told you so" smile, the Charleston social circle is officially divided over whether Craig is a selective bachelor or just a "beta manchild" playing mind games with a coop full of desperation.
It’s Season 15, Episode 5 of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and the Sedona vortexes are doing nothing to heal the fractured egos of the 90210. The snark squad is rolling their eyes at newcomer Amanda Frances, whose constant "money manifestation" humble-brags and $10,000 crystals are giving serious "new money" fatigue—especially after Sutton Stracke ruthlessly clocked her for carrying a "tacky" Chanel backpack instead of couture. The desert heat reached a boiling point when Amanda tried to "one-up" the group by revealing that Sutton’s former assistant, Avi, is ready to spill dirt, a move that left even Erika Jayne suspicious of her motives. Between Jennifer Tilly getting shut down for being "too talkative" during a spiritual hike and the ladies ending their high-glam trip with a "hangry" 11:00 p.m. dinner at an airport restaurant, it’s clear that Sutton’s attempts at a peaceful reinvention have officially crashed and burned.
It’s Season 3, Episode 1 of Love Island All Stars, and the villa in South Africa is already sweating through more than just the summer heat. The snark squad is losing it over the arrival of Scott Van Der Sluis, the man who has now appeared on so many versions of this show he likely has his own parking spot at the studio. Scott didn’t even say hello before launching a verbal heat-seeking missile at Sean Stone, calling him one of the "worst islanders" ever and leaving host Maya Jama in visible shock. The night started with a "good or no good" icebreaker that exposed some messy pre-villa flirtations, followed by a public vote that forced awkward pairings like Belle and Sean and Millie and Ciaran. Just as the "state-of-the-art" garden bench was getting warm, the premiere pulled the rug out with a brutal cliffhanger: after Scott's explosive entrance, two male participants were told their journey ended before it even began.
It’s Season 14, Episode 2 of The Masked Singer, and "Fear Night" lived up to its name with a chaotic mix of pardoned felons and comedy icons. The snark squad is reeling after the "Croissants" were unmasked as Todd and Julie Chrisley, who marked their return to TV with a literal "Jailhouse Rock" performance. While Johnny Knoxville terrorized the panel with fear boxes, the emotional heart of the night was Calla Lily’s "Fight Song," which left the judges in tears following her brave admission of a serious health battle. The spooky festivities wrapped up with the unmasking of Le Who Who, revealed as Tiffany Haddish, who proceeded to throw a hilarious tantrum and flirt with Nick Cannon before being dragged off stage.
It’s Season 12, Episode 6 of Vanderpump Rules, and while Ariana Madix and Tom Sandoval are finally settling their legal house battle, the new SURvers are moving into peak messiness in "Pump Fiction." The snark squad is reeling after Angelica Jensen went on a scorched-earth tour—blabbing to everyone, including LVP, that Jason Cohen uses a penis pump—all to distract from her own sloppy "homie-hopping" with Shayne Davis. While Shayne shared a raw, vulnerable moment about his sobriety and a near-relapse triggered by his father, the group was more focused on the "diarrhea of the mouth" coming from Angelica during a TomTom photoshoot. From jiu-jitsu dates gone wrong to weaponized bathroom secrets, this episode proves that while the OGs are moving on, the new cast is busy dragging the SUR name through the gutter.
This week, the snark squad is celebrating a major legal finish line as Ariana Madix and Tom Sandoval finally reached a conditional settlement over their shared farmhouse, potentially ending their three-year real estate nightmare. While Ariana moves on, the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills are fracturing as Sutton Stracke and Jennifer Tilly hit a "shocking" impasse in their friendship, and Monica Garcia continues to battle Heather Gay over that $35,000 Beauty Lab judgment. To top it off, Bravo announced a "Roaring 20th" Road Trip featuring legends like Vicki Gunvalson and NeNe Leakes, while Meredith Marks prepares to trade Salt Lake for London to DJ the 2026 Mighty Hoopla festival.
It’s Season 6, Episode 17 of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, and the 100th-episode milestone has brought us to a reunion stage that feels more like a courtroom. The snark squad is working overtime as Andy Cohen grills Bronwyn Newport on her alleged legal history, including "ancient" charges of fraud and identity theft that she claims were expunged—pointedly using her U.S. citizenship as her ultimate "get out of jail free" card. The truce between Bronwyn and Lisa Barlow has officially disintegrated over a "scroll" of digital evidence and nasty comments about Bronwyn’s husband, Todd Bradley (specifically the jaw-dropping rumor that Todd was "farting the entire time" while making out with someone else). While Angie Katsanevas tries to pin the leak of Bronwyn’s past on Lisa, "Baby Gorgeous" is busy defending her own lawsuits and dodging accusations of a "shady" lifestyle.
It’s Season 8, Episode 2 of 1000-lb Sisters, and the Slaton family is proving that while the pounds are dropping, the drama is only scaling up. The snark squad is celebrating a major win for Brittany Combs, who finally qualified for and successfully completed her weight loss surgery, while Tammy shared a rare, emotional reunion with Mama Darlene to show off her post-skin-removal "Skinny Mini" transformation. But the peace was short-lived; despite a family outing to an escape room meant to lock away the tension, Amy is still nursing deep wounds from Tammy’s "bullying" and constant jabs about her weight. In a move that has the internet calling "spite," Amy officially asked her neighbor and best friend, Lili (Ollisha), to be her maid of honor for her upcoming Halloween wedding—completely snubbing Tammy. With the family already skeptical of this new friendship, the Slaton sister rift is widening faster than Amy can book her haunted venue
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