Parseltongue Patter 🐍

Welcome to Parseltongue Patter!

Quibbler to quirky? Prophet too plain?

From potions and passion, our takes are insane-

For snakes, sparks and scandalous chatter

Thank you for tuning in, to parslelounge patter!

We are dramione fandom lovers who turned out voicenotes into a podcast. This is all for fun, and just our daft thoughts/opinions.

You will never hear us talking negatively about fics, and we do not condone any behaviour of the sort. Parseltongue Patter discusses works written about the shipping of Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger, and we claim no ownership to any of the characters or any others related to the Harry Potter series. We discuss topics not suited to those under the age of 18 and kindly ask you read the tags of any work the podcast discusses.