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Taylor Frankie Paul was supposed to be the Bachelorette. Then her baby daddy released a two-year-old video to TMZ right before premiere and blew up her life, her career, and apparently the entire Bachelor franchise with it. We talk about why Dakota is the villain nobody's holding accountable, why the internet keeps punishing the woman, and why ABC might actually be the most culpable party in this whole mess. Also: Chelsea's roommate threatened to throw her off the balcony, Lindsay...

She said "I do"… and then found his cheating texts. Chelsea and Dr. Lindsay break down a real-life wedding that turned into a same-week divorce, have shiting your pants stories, and Chelsea has a personal connection the the FLDS and Warren Jeffs. Plus, parents sending a 3-page inheritance list, why red light therapy is a scam, smuggling mushroom capsules to Vegas, and Lindsay is being recruited for the FBI. **It's a holiday weekend - enjoy a replay**Originally aired on April 13t...

PSA: don't shove a banana up your butt and we have a genuinely solid sex trafficking prevention tip. Lindsay cried at 5:30 on Friday, went out anyway, and became the belle of every bar. Chelsea discovered a $20 bimbo hypnosis app at 2AM and nearly crossed over. (check out WhisperStories.com) Good Good Golf thought body-checking a woman was great marketing. Is domestic violence ever funny? Someone asked if Christ could be the third in their threesome. And no, they have not ho...

Chelsea marks 16 years sober with zero presents and a formal complaint. She spends a weekend eye-fucking Aquaman at a lake party, watches her friend ask to do coke in front of someone's kids, and gets her legs aggressively complimented by a husband-wife team on a staircase. Who has been watching Disney princess porn? And they also look up what cocaine feels like. Send us a text Support the show Like, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find...

Chelsea smuggled a butcher knife out of her old apartment at 8 AM, drove through a school zone going 30 in a 20 with it stuffed in her boot, still high from yoga, and has decided to just leave it in the trail trash. Lindsay's Instagram algorithm is puppies and makeup. Chelsea's is full of girls making out and sex product ads. Chelsea posted her first foot photo at 2 AM with full production, lighting, lotion, angles. Lindsay is grieving physically, therapy wipes her out every...