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Dumpster Fire is a satirical show, created and hosted by comedian Bridget Phetasy, that takes a look at the week in news, current events, and politics. We make burgers out of your sacred cows. Delicious.
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Fighting the “Fuck Its”. Tips for ending the year strong and not giving into nihilism and the darkness. In other words, don't break your ankle on the dismount. 0:00 - Introduction 6:00 - Qualia 7:45 - Fighting The F*ck Its 16:47 - Quest 18:01 - Weather 18:38 - That Dumpster Fire Life 29:02 - Phetasy News 30:56 - The Internet Is Glorious Get the Caliber Holiday Success Plan sheet here: https://bit.ly/DF-CaliberHolidaySheet Check out Caliber for help getting into a workout routine -...
Have you ever used a pickup line that worked? Or has a pickup line ever worked on you? A billionaire went viral over the weekend for sharing his favorite pickup line with young people and it's either charming or creepy, you decide. Also the battle of the sexes had a new term “mankeeping”. 0:00 - Introduction 5:08 - StopBox 7:11 - Okay, Boomer 16:57 - BON CHARGE 18:29 - Weather 19:12 - Sprained My Eyes 24:24 - Phetasy News 26:19 - The Internet Is Glorious Get your Overburdened With Mitochondri...
RIP to the penny, more Epstein files drop and nothing will happen, it’s emotional edging. And Elon’s nanny robot might put you under house arrest. 0:00 - RIP 3:00 - Quest 4:17 - Epstein Didn't Kill Himself 14:47 - Sheath 16:25 - Weather 16:59 - Siri, Please Take My Life 23:06 - Phetasy News 25:14 - The Internet Is Glorious Get your Overburdened With Mitochondrial Challenges t-shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch Designs are available on the front and the back! End Music - S...
The BBC is in hot water after it came out that they totally doctored a speech Trump gave on January 6th, to make it look like Trump ordered the violence that fateful day. The beginning of the end of the government shutdown is really all about flying. And who cares about the cost of groceries, because the cost of Ozempic is going down. 0:00 - Introduction 2:26 - BRUNT 3:49 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN 9:17 - The Perfect Jean 10:28 - Weather 10:57 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN, AGAIN 23:50 - Phetasy News 24...
The Republicans lost their first set of elections after Trump’s victory in 2024. Democrats are calling it a BlueBath. Is it as big a deal as they’re making it out to be? Plus, money is broken, along with everything else. 0:00 - Introduction 3:40 - Quest 5:11 - These F*ckin' Guys 12:08 - Sheath 13:17 - Weather 13:58 - Sh*t's Gettin' Real 23:46 - Phetasy News 24:35 - The Internet Is Glorious Get your Overburdened With Mitochondrial Challenges t-shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-...
Bill Gates and the tech bros reverse course on climate change, confirming Bridget's number one rule: Never Trust A Tech Bro. And you can now purchase your very own robot slave, but what color will you choose? 0:00 - Introduction 1:45 - Füm 3:04 - Hypocrisy On Fire 13:33 - BON CHARGE 14:49 - Weather 15:14 - Siri, Please Take My Life 20:43 - Phetasy News 21:22 - The Internet Is Glorious Get your Overburdened With Mitochondrial Challenges t-shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy...
Get $200 off your CovePure water filtration system at https://bit.ly/DF-CovePure Crazy women are everywhere, but today we focus on the crazy women driving men away from the Democratic party - Jennifer Welch & AOC 0:00 - Introduction 1:11 - CovePure 2:44 - WOMEN! 12:07 - Bridget's Mexican Weather Report 13:37 - WOMEN! Continued 20:13 - Phetasy News 21:13 - The Internet Is Glorious Get your Overburned With Mitochondrial Challenges t-shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch De...
Hamilton is to blame for what’s happening in NYC, Gavin Newsom’s new nickname is Wonderbread and maybe Trump’s new ballroom will be the scene of his ultimate coronation. 0:00 - Introduction 2:08 - Tax The Rich 15:40 - Sheath 16:56 - Weather 17:26 - This F*ckin Guy 23:20 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN 25:39 - Phetasy News 26:27 - The Internet Is Glorious Get your Overburned With Mitochondrial Challenges t-shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch Designs are available on the front and the back...
The Democrats think a Nazi will solve their man problem, with Graham Platner's explanation of his tattoo and the AWS shutdown proves a lot of Americans are still rich. 0:00 - Introduction 1:46 - This F*ckin Guy 13:31 - Qualia 14:49 - Weather 15:17 - Get Rekt, Big Tech 20:58 - Phetasy News 22:01 - The Internet Is Glorious Get your Overburned With Mitochondrial Challenges t-shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch Designs are available on the front and the back! End Music - Sweet...
No Kings Protests, AI Trump dumping sh*t all over them, crown jewels stolen and the UN making a mockery of WOMEN! 0:00 - Parade of Morons 16:25 - The Perfect Jean 17:42 - Weather 18:12 - Dumpster Diving 23:55 - Caliber 25:42 - WOMEN! 28:29 - Phetasy News 29:19 - The Internet Is Glorious Get your Overburned With Mitochondrial Challenges t-shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch Designs are available on the front and the back! End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker ...
Trust no one in your group chat, nothing is sacred anymore. 0:00 - Parade of Morons 7:19 - BON CHARGE 8:22 - Weather 8:40 - Parade of Morons Cont'd 23:48 - Sheath 25:01 - Phetasy News 25:59 - The Internet Is Glorious Get your Overburned With Mitochondrial Challenges t-shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch Designs are available on the front and the back! End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebri...
"Literally Hitler" just negotiated the release of 20 Israeli hostages and brought peace to the Middle East, but people are still protesting things in Portland. And 5 dudes play in a women's volleyball game. 0:00 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN 11:27 - Quest 12:55 - Weather 13:23 - Parade of Morons 18:18 - Caliber 19:35 - WOMEN! 21:17 - Phetasy News 22:07 - The Internet Is Glorious Get your Overburned With Mitochondrial Challenges t-shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch Designs are av...
Bridget talks about why Gen Z should be drinking more and then in a 180 discusses her own sobriety. 0:00 - Gen Z Discovers 12:25 - Quest 13:29 - Weather 14:07 - Sobriety 26:42 - Phetasy News 27:22 - The Internet Is Glorious Get your Overburned With Mitochondrial Challenges t-shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch Designs are available on the front and the back! End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@...
Bari Weiss is now the editor-in-chief of CBS News. Bridget is probably gonna join ICE so she can go to the Super Bowl, and Pete Hegseth fat-shames a room full of generals. 0:00 - Introduction 2:09 - Chickens Come Home To Roost 11:46 - BON CHARGE 12:50 - Weather 13:27 - Parades of Morons 20:26 - BRUNT 21:37 - Sh*t's Gettin' Real 24:41 - Phetasy News 25:37 - The Internet Is Glorious Get your Overburned With Mitochondrial Challenges t-shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch Designs are...
The government is shut down and President Trump’s reaction is to meme about it yet somehow Democrats are still losing the argument because the left can’t meme. Harvard hires drag queen LaWhore Vagistan as a visiting professor and Kim Jong Un wants to throw ladies in prison camps for getting fake t*ts. 0:00 - Introduction 1:39 - The Left Can't Meme 13:17 - Füm 14:45 - Weather 15:24 - Dumpster Diving 20:35 - Quest 21:43 - Dumpster Diving Continued 24:10 - Phetasy News 25:36 - The Internet Is Gl...
The NHS says you should marry your first cousin, JK Rowling has had enough of the Harry Potter kids’ bullshit, but don’t worry because AI is replacing all the actors anyway. 0:00 - Important Stories We're Ignoring 3:24 - What Is Happening? 9:03 - BON CHARGE 10:22 - Weather 11:07 - WOMEN! 18:52 - Quest 20:08 - Siri, Please Take My Life 22:54 - Phetasy News 24:07 - The Internet Is Glorious Get your Overburned With Mitochondrial Challenges t-shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetas...
Google admits it was censoring people under pressure from the Biden administration. The LGBs are finally kicking the TQ+s out of the car. Poor Greta, a Tylenol-American, has her hopes for liberating Palestine dashed by having a gay man aboard her boat. 0:00 - Introduction 1:48 - Important Stories We're Ignoring 2:55 - Get Rekt Big Tech 10:12 - Qualia 11:34 - Weather 12:07 - F*ck Around & Find Out 18:46 - Blue Chew 20:01 - Flotilla of Morons 23:59 - Phetasy News 25:53 - The Internet Is Glo...
More than 100 million people took part in a tent revival for Charlie Kirk's memorial. Trump can never help himself, Erika Kirk steps into her stardom, Tucker hates “hummus-eaters” and Jimmy Kimmel gets his job back. 0:00 - RIP 10:55 - The Perfect Jean 12:15 - Weather 12:50 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN 16:43 - This F*ckin Guy 20:17 - Sheath 21:33 - Sprained My Eyes 22:54 - Phetasy News 23:29 - The Internet Is Glorious Get your Overburned With Mitochondrial Challenges t-shirts HERE - https://bi...
The Left cares more about free speech when Jimmy Kimmel gets fired from his failing show than when a fellow leftist murders Charlie Kirk. Gen Z discovers overthrowing their government, and the George Floyd/Charlie Kirk birthday synchronicity is too weird to ignore. 0:00 - Cancelled 13:18 - Füm 14:26 - Weather 15:00 - Gen Z Discovers 18:58 - Blue Chew 20:03 - Proof We're Living In A Simulation 22:01 - Quest 23:06 - Phetasy News 23:59 - The Internet Is Glorious Get your Overburned With Mitochon...
Bridget addresses Charlie Kirk’s murder and the various reactions to it. It’s just an unscripted, free-flowing, train of thought. End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@UC1pIdDAknFnlEVtJkTTV7QQ ---------------------------------------------------------------------- We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards tha...
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Bridget, if u need money for the Podcast, ask Rogan. You're one of his favorite people. He'd be happy to give u money. I'll leave a comment on JRE to give u money.👍😀👍