The PR Breakdown with Molly McPherson

Buckingham Palace does not comment on books. It has said so for a hundred years. Last week it said it again, inside a comment on a book. Charles Spencer, Diana's brother, writes that Charles sounded "giddily elated" on a phone call after Diana died. That is his account, and nobody has independently backed it up. The Palace answered with 42 words about how "the pain of fraternal grief can cloud reason." Molly McPherson reads the statement line by line and finds three tells: it breaks its own ...

Three television news networks asked Molly McPherson to break down the Macklemore, Ed Sheeran and Robert Kraft story this week. She said no to all three. Not because it is not a story, but because the frame they wanted turns a crisis communication lesson into a verdict on a war, and that is not her lane. So she took it to her Substack community instead, and this episode is that room. Four parties, four statements, read in the order they landed: the promoter, Macklemore, Robert Kraft and Ed S...

Amanda Hirsch posted a Polymarket ad about the Lindsay Clancy trial on the Friday that trial ended in a mistrial. By Sunday there was a Notes App apology on Instagram, three paragraphs, comments turned off. Most of the internet read the apology as the story. Molly's argument is that the apology is a red herring, and that anyone stopping there is going to miss what actually happened. Because Amanda Hirsch does not have a Polymarket deal. Dear Media does. Her podcast sits on that network, Poly...

Callaway spent three days saying it was disappointed by an ad. Then its CEO admitted Callaway approved that ad before it was posted. This episode is about the gap between those two statements, and what a company reveals when it comments on its own conduct as though it were in the audience for it. A content warning first: the episode discusses domestic violence as an image used in a golf brand campaign. Nobody in this story is accused of real-world violence. The scene was staged. What two co...

Three parties could have spoken about Hayden Panettiere. One had ten years with her and said nothing. One had ninety minutes and wrote her a letter. One was her mother. This is an episode about standing — proximity plus obligation — and what each of them did with it. Since her death roughly 800 articles across 400+ outlets have named Neutrogena alongside her, 79% of them negative, zero carrying a statement from the brand and fourteen written specifically about the absence of one. Days earlie...