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Author: Sean Harvey, Shannon Harvey

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The #1 podcast for parents who need a break.

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Calabasas Sausages

Calabasas Sausages

2026-02-1001:17:36

Sean recaps his rager of a birthday weekend. The Harvey's share their Super Bowl party experience and tackle the half time show controversy head on. Then, the petty police start handing out tickets left and right during everyone's favorite bitch-fit segment, Hot And Bothered. Support the show http://vyorawellness.com?afmc=Harvey https://www.patreon.com/TheKidsAreSleep https://thekidsaresleeppod.com/ https://www.instagram.com/therealshannonharvey/ , https://lnk.bio/Shannonharvey https://www.i...
Let Well Enough Be Good

Let Well Enough Be Good

2026-01-1301:19:12

The Harvey's share an eventful weekend with the family, Shannon averts a disaster and is super humble about it. Then Sean recaps the not so good experiences of 2025. Support the show http://vyorawellness.com?afmc=Harvey https://www.patreon.com/TheKidsAreSleep https://thekidsaresleeppod.com/ https://www.instagram.com/therealshannonharvey/ , https://lnk.bio/Shannonharvey https://www.instagram.com/therealseanharvey
Let's Get Controversial

Let's Get Controversial

2025-12-3001:20:38

Shannon breaks out a list of recent controversies and the Harvey's give their hot takes. Then, it's the everyone's favorite yearly breakdown of the best of the best things we couldn't do without in 2025. Support the show http://vyorawellness.com?afmc=Harvey https://www.patreon.com/TheKidsAreSleep https://thekidsaresleeppod.com/ https://www.instagram.com/therealshannonharvey/ , https://lnk.bio/Shannonharvey https://www.instagram.com/therealseanharvey
Merry F***ing Christmas

Merry F***ing Christmas

2025-12-1601:03:45

Jingle bells, Shannon fell, Sean got laid in bed. Oh what fun, it is to drive, your family away, hey! This week the Harveys are talking about some of the worst holiday brawls to deck the halls. Hopefully, you're in a good enough space to enjoy these crazy stories for what they are. However, if you find yourself relating a little too much to these horrific holiday experiences just remember, everything happens for a reason. Support the show http://vyorawellness.com?afmc=...
Hang out with the Harvey's on the heels of Thanksgiving, as they break down one of the realest family dynamics convos yet . It's giving gaslighting. Then in the second half of the show they revisit everyone's favorite segment "Confessions of the Week." Talk about dramaaaaa. Support the show http://vyorawellness.com?afmc=Harvey https://www.patreon.com/TheKidsAreSleep https://thekidsaresleeppod.com/ https://www.instagram.com/therealshannonharvey/ , https://lnk.bio/Shannonharvey https://www.ins...
The proud parents celebrate their son's 11th birthday with a huge bang. Sean get's all topsy turvy trying to explain his vast knowledge of Christmas traditions. Last, they play some more Talking Hearts while the lady band sings... You'll get it later. Support the show http://vyorawellness.com?afmc=Harvey https://www.patreon.com/TheKidsAreSleep https://thekidsaresleeppod.com/ https://www.instagram.com/therealshannonharvey/ , https://lnk.bio/Shannonharvey https://www.instagram.com/therealseanh...
It's been a while since the Harveys just sat and shared some life updates so this episode they do just that. Then, they breakdown some drama they experienced with a toxic basketball momma. In the second half of the show, they get back to the question box and ask "what turns you off during the act?". Support the show http://vyorawellness.com?afmc=Harvey https://www.patreon.com/TheKidsAreSleep https://thekidsaresleeppod.com/ https://www.instagram.com/therealshannonharvey/ , https:/...
Numb And Numb(er)

Numb And Numb(er)

2025-10-2101:05:28

Shannon starts off the show by roasting her husband like only she can because if anyone else ever tried it she'd pummel them. Then, she gives her first hand account of a wild car accident she witnessed the other day. To close out the show, the Harveys get petty with another segment of Hot And Bothered that's guaranteed to have you raging along with them. Support the show http://vyorawellness.com?afmc=Harvey https://www.patreon.com/TheKidsAreSleep https://thekidsaresleeppod.com/ https://www.i...
RIP Grandpa Charlie

RIP Grandpa Charlie

2025-10-0701:05:05

During an event filled weekend full of family and love we say goodbye to Sean's step dad and the kid's closest Grandfather. Then, we go from somber to playful as we play Talking Hearts and have good laugh to end a very long week. Support the show http://vyorawellness.com?afmc=Harvey https://www.patreon.com/TheKidsAreSleep https://thekidsaresleeppod.com/ https://www.instagram.com/therealshannonharvey/ , https://lnk.bio/Shannonharvey https://www.instagram.com/therealseanharvey
Scooter-Gate

Scooter-Gate

2025-09-2358:29

A friend of the Harveys takes the phrase "break a leg" a little too literally, Shannon leaves Sean speechless with an announcement he never saw coming and the twosome play a new game called "What Do You Hear When I say...?". Support the show http://vyorawellness.com?afmc=Harvey https://www.patreon.com/TheKidsAreSleep https://thekidsaresleeppod.com/ https://www.instagram.com/therealshannonharvey/ , https://lnk.bio/Shannonharvey https://www.instagram.com/therealseanharvey
It's back to regularly scheduled programming as the couple quite literally pummels their way into the first week of school and sports but guess what?! They are thriving! They share a couple of funny stories and then in the second half of the show dive into the question box of the week "what's the wildest message you've received on a dating app?". Let the silliness ensue. Support the show http://vyorawellness.com?afmc=Harvey https://www.patreon.com/TheKidsAreSleep https://thekidsareslee...
Friend of the show Ashlie comes to town and gets in big trouble, the girls go crazy on a weekend full of 40th birthday parties and Sean and Shan dig deep into their DMs to bring back the greatest advice segment in the history of media, 'Dear Harvey'. Support the show http://vyorawellness.com?afmc=Harvey https://www.patreon.com/TheKidsAreSleep https://thekidsaresleeppod.com/ https://www.instagram.com/therealshannonharvey/ , https://lnk.bio/Shannonharvey https://www.instagram.com/therealseanha...
Taking A Stand

Taking A Stand

2025-08-1201:12:13

The Harvey's discuss a controversial ad campaign, Sean gets a compliment and also maybe we're all failing at parenting this summer. Then the couple digs into the question of the week, "what's a hill you're willing to die on?". Support the show http://vyorawellness.com?afmc=Harvey https://www.patreon.com/TheKidsAreSleep https://thekidsaresleeppod.com/ https://www.instagram.com/therealshannonharvey/ , https://lnk.bio/Shannonharvey https://www.instagram.com/therealseanharvey
Divorce On The Water

Divorce On The Water

2025-07-2958:10

The bikinis and the hoochie daddy shorts have returned with tales from the vacation of lifetime. So, grab a seat, pour a drink and get ready for some fun in the sun with your favorite podcasters. Support the show http://vyorawellness.com?afmc=Harvey https://www.patreon.com/TheKidsAreSleep https://thekidsaresleeppod.com/ https://www.instagram.com/therealshannonharvey/ , https://lnk.bio/Shannonharvey https://www.instagram.com/therealseanharvey
Golden Anniversary

Golden Anniversary

2025-07-1501:03:27

Celebrate their golden anniversary with the Harveys as they toast to 13 years of marriage. The summer schedule is still packed to the gills and they're still saying yes to everything like Diddy at a baby oil convention. In the second half of the show they slide into the question day "what's the worst thing you've ever stumbled upon?". Get ready to be horrified. Support the show http://vyorawellness.com?afmc=Harvey https://www.patreon.com/TheKidsAreSleep https://...
Game On MFer

Game On MFer

2025-07-0154:20

Grab onto your seats and place your bets because it's game night! In the first half of the show, Shannon vents about a real and relatable situation she's dealing with behind the scenes. In The second half of the show, the couple go head to head (and that's a lot of head and that's what she said) in three games that'll have you playing right alongside the love birds, to the death. Support the show http://vyorawellness.com?afmc=Harvey https://www.patreon.com/TheKidsAreSleep https://thekidsares...
Touché

Touché

2025-06-1701:24:32

They're back at it again at the number one podcast that wishes a Happy Father's Day to all the dad's out there that have the nerve to get sick on their kid's birthday and ruin everything for everyone. The Harveys finally get around to reviewing some of the biggest shows of the year. Shannon does god's work and helps someone in need and Sean stumbles on a new stupid catch phrase. Lastly, since it's starting to heat up all over the country it seems like the perfect time to bring bac...
As the Harvey's celebrate Rocky's 8th birthday, surprise surprise they get into an argument and it consumes the whole show. So grab your popcorn and strap in for a petty royal rumble that's just bound to produce some hot make-up sex afterwards. Support the show http://vyorawellness.com?afmc=Harvey https://www.patreon.com/TheKidsAreSleep https://thekidsaresleeppod.com/ https://www.instagram.com/therealshannonharvey/ , https://lnk.bio/Shannonharvey https://www.instagram.com/therealseanha...
Pillars Of The Cummunity

Pillars Of The Cummunity

2025-05-2701:05:44

Welcome back to the number one podcast for parents who've been in the gym all weekend watching their children play basketball and subsequently also watching adults who act like children fight over nonsense and are ruining youth sports and the ones who still have decency and self respect are gonna need a break. You guessed it, the couple dive right into mayhem from the weekend and catch up on hot topics. Then in the second half of the show, they woosah and make light of tragic scen...
You begged for it like a naughty little Jezebel and we delivered, Confessions Of The Week is back and crazier than ever. But first, Sean checks his dad and Shannon get's a little loopy and Lincoln has his first crush. So pucker up and get ready for one hell of an episode. Support the show http://vyorawellness.com?afmc=Harvey https://www.patreon.com/TheKidsAreSleep https://thekidsaresleeppod.com/ https://www.instagram.com/therealshannonharvey/ , https://lnk.bio/Shannonharvey https://www...
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