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A podcast with your hosts Linz and Chris.
Investigating the unknown, unexplained and unbelievable!
Cases of cryptids, Fortean tales, true crime, unsolved mysteries, the unexplained, paranormal and much more!
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Autun, France, Barthélemy de Chasseneuz takes the stand to defend his victims: A bunch of rats. Not like snitches, like actual rats lol. This may sound crazy, but it wasn't the only time animals were put on trial back in the old-timey days. Join Linz, and Aaron-The host of Generation Why, Framed and Marooned in this very interesting cross-over episode! While Chris is away- the rats will play! Support the show Support us on Patreon
Ya'll ever got drunk, picked up some Swedish babes in your pickup truck, chowed down on some sausage and been attacked by some almonds from outer space? Then you ain't lived boi! Join Linz and Chris as they try to crack this nut of a case. Remember it's not what you know is the truth, it's what you believe is the truth... Support the show Support us on Patreon
Ever wished you could go back in time? Well maybe you should join Project Pegasus! Yes recruit, you too can travel through time with other indigo children on the US Government's state sponsored chrononaught program! Join today! This week Linz and Chris unlock the mysteries of time travel and investigate the case of one Andrew D. Basiago, whistleblower and bonafide time traveller. You may laugh...be we have photographic proof Support the show Support us on Patreon
It's an age old story really. You're wondering through a forest when you bump into a beautiful forest alien. Before you know it your bodies are intertwined. Fast forward a few years and you've got hundreds of babies and you're both cucking a human sized mantis... Join Linz and Chris as they get blue on this episode of DSR and pull back the covers on the claims of one David Huggins, intergalactic love machine. Support the show Support us on Patreon
The Sasquatch is THE North American cryptid, known to all and seen by many, it's finally time for DSR to set a trap for this elusive big footed hairy 'squatchy boi. Join Linz and Chris as they go down to the woods today and are sure to find a big surprise. What is the Big Foot? Where can you find them? What is their instrument of choice? All this and more will be answered in this episode of DSR! Support Carpenter'sBlue Support the show Support us on Patreon
What could be creepier than a clown? A SPACE CLOWN GHOST(?). That's the strap line, you have to listen to this one to believe it... Join Linz and Chris as they ask "What in the name of all that is holy is this?" and wade through the tears of a clown to...find the truth? I dunno man, do you read these descriptions? This is fucking weird brother hahahaha. Support the show Support us on Patreon
One small step for man...and one giant task for a podcast. We investigate the moon landings, the evidence against them and ponder the future of space. Be sure to stick around for Chris' philosophical black hole he falls into by the end. Join Linz and Chris as they blast off to moon, or fake it on a movie lot, and discover the truth about the Moon landings, when Elon Musk thinks he will land on Mars and why Buzz Aldrin has a Mike Tyson-like right hook. Music by Space Atmospheric Background l...
Opening up 2023 in the most cheerful way possible, DSR brings to you a tale of a man who infiltrated and corrupted an entire family and bent them to his will. Futoshi Matsunaga hand Junko Ogata wrapped around her little finger, she would do anything for love...and she would do that. Join Linz and Chris as the open the file on this truly unbelievable story from the far east, you will be shocked and appalled and listener discretion is advised. Support the show Support us on Patreon
HO HO HO MERRY CHRISTMAS DSR UNIVERSE! Join Linz and Chris....AND SPECIAL GUEST SEPTEMBRYO for this extra special Christmas Paranormal Quiz. Our hosts go head to head in a battle of the wills, a clash to of the titans, a duel of the fates, to find out who knows the most pointless paranormal knowledge. Septembryo returns to the podcast but this time just when we think we've got all the answers...he changes the questions. Have a very merry Christmas and we will see you in the new year ...
We all know and love the jolly gentleman who brings us presents every year, but have you ever stopped and thought...how this we collectively come to believe in Santa Claus? Might he have darker origins than we ever thought? Where in jingle bells does Krampus fit into all this? Join Linz and Chris as they unwrap this festive edition of DSR and investigate why Santa's belly jiggles like a bowl full of Jelly. P.S. Stick around for the end where the podcast depends into utter chaos as we talk ab...
Sometimes the question is not if you could...but if you should. Should we be able to transplant human heads like legos? That's the plan of one very annoyed Italian man and he can't wait to get started.... Join Linz and Chris as they go under the knife and peel back the skin on the strange world of Dr Sergio Canavero and his quest to find willing participants for the first human head transplant! Support the show Support us on Patreon
"I lost a nuke" has to be up there with the worst sentences someone can utter. It's been said at least 36 time by the US military. But how do these nukes go missing? Are they still out there and what does it mean if they are... Join Linz and Chris as they split the atom of terror to find out the truth about missing nukes and discover just how close the world has come to complete nuclear disaster. Support the show Support us on Patreon
Join Linz and Chris for a Halloween Special! See all images from the episode here: https://www.instagram.com/d.s.radio/ The Nighttime Podcast Watch-a-long of the video dead: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SO0v6x_-Z1U Support the show Support us on Patreon
It's Halloween! So let's get spooky and unwrap the truth about Mummies! Where do they come from? How do we make one? What do Tutankhamun and a taxi driver have in common? Join Linz and Chris as they investigate the curse of King Tut and all those who died in its wake. We also learn how to make our own mummy and definitely don't try it at home... Support the show Support us on Patreon
Join Linz in this spooky season bonus episode as she chats to SEPTEMBRYO about sleep paralysis, the M.I.B, alien abductions, Vikings in bedrooms and demonic choking... and stuff Sounds and music- Pixabay and zapsplat Support the show Support us on Patreon
Mediums, better than a small, not as great as a large. Regardless they claim to be able to commune with the dead. Join Linz and Chris and they discuss Linz’s experiences with spiritualism. Was she converted and whom reached out to her from the beyond??? Music and sound effects from Pixabay! Support the show Support us on Patreon
THE QUEEN IS DEAD...LONG LIVE DYSTOPIAN SIMULATION RADIO. We are back! From the wilds of northern Japan we bring you a tale of an unusual abduction. Who were these aliens? Where were they from? Why were they some kind of jelly toad octo-starfish guys? Find out in this weeks episode! Join Linz and Chris as they leave no titan rock unturned in the search for the truth in this most unusual of cases! Support the show Support us on Patreon
What if your child brought something home from school… and it wasn’t a cold, wasn’t a detention slip… but a pocket-sized portal to the underworld? Bright colours. Catchy theme song. Creatures evolving before your very eyes. The playground is chanting. The Game Boy is glowing. The cards are being traded like contraband. What do you do? If you answered “check for pentagrams in the instruction manual”, then you might just be onto something... Join Linz and Chris as they travel back to 1999...
We're sorry Italy :) It's a cold night in the 1970s. Nightwatchman, Pier Zanfetta, is doing his rounds when he runs into...well we're not quite sure! Join Linz and Chris as they peak behind the pasta plates and uncover the mystery of the Zanfretta enounters! The most well-known UFO case in Italian History! #PierZanfretta #ZanfrettaUFOCase #AlienAbduction #UFOEncounter #ItalianUFOSightings #1980sUFO #CloseEncounter #ExtraterrestrialContact #HypnosisTestimony #UnexplainedPhenomena #...
Why do we dream? Don't ask us, we have no idea lol. In this bonus episode, Linz and Michael 8 of Septembryo explore the mysterious world of dreams and answer the question on everyone's lips: Can REM sleep be a way to share secret images with others? Inspired by Dr. Montague Ullman’s pioneering dream experiments, they try out some dream experiments of their own. Support the show Support us on Patreon
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