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Send us a text 🎙️ EPISODE #285 – Rubbing Diaz The lads are back with another week of chaos, carnage, and questionable chat — classic 2BAMPOD! 😂Mass of with man flu so super sub slips stands in. 🧠 Mike’s Nickname Quiz 💬 Sma Chat The usual weekend boredom, nonsense stories, and the boys winding each other up. Standard procedure. 🔴 SPL Round-Up • Dons on the up – genuine momentum or a false dawn? • Hearts falling apart – is the slide real? • Old Firm turmoil – off-pitch chaos and on-pi...

Send us a text 🎙️ EPISODE #284 – The Godfethers The boys are back — and this week they’re feeling like The Godfethers of Scottish fitba chat! Expect chaos, controversy, and classic 2BAMPOD carry-on. 😂 🧠 Mike’s World Cup 2022 Quiz He’s back with another belter — dodgy answers, wild guesses, and plenty of moaning guaranteed. 💬 Sma Chat The usual weekend boredom, daft stories, and the lads winding each other up as per tradition. 🏴 SCOTLAND QUALIFY FOR WORLD CUP 2026! • How we got there • Key...

Send us a text He rolls up the lane at a quarter to nine, Flat cap tilted, feelin’ mighty fine, A latte in hand, not your average brew, Got a shine on his boots and a Barbour too. Used to milk the herd when the dawn was grey, Now he’s dealin’ calves in a classier way, No muck on his chinos, no straw in his hair, You’ll smell Chanel before you see him there! 🎶 Oh Slippers, the poshest farmer in town, Driving ‘cross the yard with his window down, Trading milk for calves, it’s a brand new star...

Send us a text 🎵 “Mike the Glue (Mr Lovable)” 🎵 He’s the heart o’ the pod, the glue in the crew, Always a smile and a daft joke or two, He’ll share his chips wi’ his missus, nae shame, Then crack a dad joke that’s always the same! 🎶 Ohhh Mike the Glue! (Mr Lovable — that’s true!) He’s got a quiz for you, And a trance tune too! Ohhh Mike the Glue! (We’d be lost wi’out you!) Dodgy heart but still runs through, That’s Mike — Mr Lovable! 🎶 Sunday runs, he’s oot the door at ten, Says “just five...

Send us a text Oh up in Turra, wind blawin’ free, Lives a loon tighter than the Dee, If ye buy a round, he’ll vanish fast, He’s still on the pint he bought last! 🎶 Shed! (HEY!) Tightest man in the land, Wi’ crazy chat and a heavy hand, Opinions wild as the Moray sea, The pod’s own mad Gaddafi! (OI OI!) 🎶 He’ll argue fitba till he’s blue, Then argue again just to prove it’s true, A pocket full but he’ll still say “nah,” He’s tighter than yer granda’s bra! Oh Shed! (HEY!) Tightest man in the...

Send us a text 🎤 Sing-Along: “Mass – The Main Man o’ the Pod!” 🎤 Mass is the main man, aye, the big yin o’ the show, Loves a fiery debate, get the banter on the go, Wi’ a story for days, aye he’s aye got a plan, Shouting “hasta man yana!” like a pure chewk ter Don Juan! Ohhhh Mass… he’s the Barbeque king, he’ll melt anything, Steak, sausages, burgers — he’ll cook till they sing! Book you a hotel… but it’s next bloody year, And he’ll tell you “In the 90’s… things were better ma dear!” He’s t...

Send us a text 🎵 “Dunk the Don (Closet Ranger Fan)” 🎵 There’s a man we all know, sits high in the stand, His Aberdeen Season ticket in hand, Grumpy on Monday, still moody by Fri, But mention Sean Dyche and you’ll see his eyes fly! 🎶 Ohhh Dunk the Don! (He’s a season ticket holder!) Ohhh Dunk the Don! (Still a moody bugger!) Ohhh Dunk the Don! (He’ll deny it if he can!) But deep down inside… He’s a closet Rangers fan! 🎶 He’ll say “I agree wi’ Mass” when he’s on the mic, Sees both sides o’ e...

Send us a text 🎶 TWWWOOOO BLOKES AN’ A MIIIIKE! 🎶 Four loons sittin’ roon the mic, Mass, Shed, Dunk an’ Mike, Speakin’ Doric, pure and fine, Bletherin’ nonsense every time! Fitba, sport, and daft wee cracks, Arguin’ goals an’ fantasy stats, A mug o’ truth, a bit o’ debate, Naebody’s wrang — they’re just aw great! 2BAMPOD! (HEY!) Voice o’ the North, Teuchter chat pourin’ forth, Wi’ banter, beer, and daft wee dreams, We’re the kings o’ the podcast scene! (OI OI!) Mass keeps time, he’s...

Send us a text 🎙️ EPISODE #283 – Co-Caner It’s a full squad this week — Mass, Shed, Dunk & Mike are all back together for another round of banter, bold opinions, and pure 2BAMPOD chaos! 😂 🧠 Mike’s PFA Player Quiz Expect wild guesses, daft logic, and plenty of arguments – classic pod quiz carnage! 💬 Sma Chat • Mass’s trip to Manchester 🇬🇧 • Dunk’s weekend in Dublin 🍀 • Shed’s back on ref duty (send help!) ⚽ • Mike’s Sunday run 🚗? ⚽ Highland League Updates All the latest from up...

Send us a text 🎙️ EPISODE #282 – Pre-Bore The lads are back – Dunk, Mike, Mass & Slips – with another dose of banter, bold takes, and barely controlled chaos! 😂 🧠 Mike’s Sponsored Quiz He’s footing the bill, so expect maximum nonsense and minimum fairness! 💬 Sma Chat Random craic, teuchter talk, and questionable life advice as always. ⚽ Highland League Chat • Another draw for Turra 😤 • Sad news from Nairn County – the lads pay their respects. 🍀 Old Firm Derby All the fallout, finger-...

Send us a text 🎙️ EPISODE #281 – Bye Bye Brenda Mike, Mass, & Slips are back for another week of mayhem, moans, and mildly offensive observations – and this one’s a belter! ⚽😂 Shed & Dunk on the Naughty Step 🧠 Mike’s Wee Quiz: Aye… it’s wee, but it’s mighty! Expect daft questions, dubious scoring, and guaranteed chaos. 😉 💬 Sma Chat: Catch-ups, random tangents, and plenty of teuchter wisdom (or nonsense, depending who you ask). ⚽ Football Chat & Debates: • Highland League:...

Send us a text 🎙️ EPISODE #280 – Teuchter Vatican Mike Aff' Resting' So Shed, Mass, Dunk & Slips return for another week of glorious nonsense – faith restored, logic lost. ⚽😂 💬 Sma Chat: Grass care, cycling fails, refereeing rants & eating oot tales – it’s peak teuchter chat wi’ zero structure. 🧠 Mass’ Quiz: The Lefty takes the reins – expect chaos, controversy and questionable scoring. ⚽ Football Chat & Debates: • Highland League Update – fit’s new doon the local grounds...

Send us a text 🎙️ EPISODE #279 – Going Rogue Mass away cooking up a masterclass so ..Shed, Slips, Dunk & Mike are yapping – and this week absolutely neen o’ it’s scripted. Chaos from the get go. ⚽🔥 💬 Sma Chat: Catch-ups, nonsense and “fit’s abidy been up tae?” . 🧠 Mike’s “Who Are You?” Scotland Quiz (Sorry Mass) ⚽ Football Chat & Debates: • Steve Clarke – results over substance? • McMann: yer man at Rangers ? • Aberdeen 1983 vs Aberdeen 2025 – fa wins ? 😂Was Maradona Really All Th...

Send us a text 🎙️ EPISODE #278 – Teresa May Shed, Mass, Dunk & Mike dive headfirst into the madness, moans, and mayhem of football and beyond! ⚽ 💬 Sma Chat: Vegas tales, swimming t, ASOT memories & shattered phones. ⚽ Football Chat: Dons back to winning waysRussell Martin – bye bye? Who’s next?Ange out the door… Celtic bound?!Why don’t Liverpool ever get bad press? 🤔🔥 Who’s Most Hated This Week? – because controversy never sleeps. ☕ Mug of Truth – filth, chaos & oversharing galor...

Send us a text 🎙️ EPISODE #277 – Snowballing 🎙️ Shed awa watching American Rugby So super sub Slips joins Mass Dunk & Mike – diving headfirst into the madness, the moans, and the mayhem of football and beyond. ⚽ 💬 Sma Chat - What has been going on this last wik' 🏌🏻Ryder Cup Recap...Greatest Sporting event ?? ⚽ Dismal Dons, what is going wrong? ⚽ Faith in Jimmy Thelin? ⚽Ruben Amorim...Time to go ? ⚽ Lack of Managers ? ⚽Ballon D'or...

Send us a text 🎙️ EPISODE #276 – Poured the Bath 🎙️ Mass, Shed, Dunk & Mike are back at it – diving headfirst into the madness, the moans, and the mayhem of football and beyond. ⚽ ⚽ Highland Scottish Cup predictions – shocks on the cards? ⚽ Jimmy safe at the Dons – or time to pull the plug? ⚽ Big win for Martin – tide turning at Rangers? ⚽ Is football boring – or are we just getting old? ⚽ Arteta under fire – is he really to blame? ⛳ Ryder Cup predictions – E...

Send us a text 🎙️ EPISODE #275 – Natural Disaster 🎙️ Mass, Shed, Dunk & Mike are back in the hot seats – talking rubbish, stirring the pot, and somehow still managing to talk football. ⚽ ⚽ Russell Martin & Rangers – plus the “Privileged Celtic” debate. ⚽ Dons’ lack of firepower – is Gunner a goner? ⚽ Amorim’s refusal to change – stubborn genius or disaster waiting? ⚽ Poor referees in the SPL – standards hitting rock bottom. 🥊 Ricky Hatton – the legend remembered. RIP. 🔥 WOW – Who’s Mo...

Send us a text 🎙️ EPISODE #273 – Very Superstitious 🎙️ Mass, Shed, Dunk & Mike are back in the hot seats – talking rubbish, stirring the pot, and somehow still finding time to chat football. ⚽ 🐦 Highland League chaos & why Scotland’s still lagging behind. 📜 Stupid new rules that might actually improve the game. 🔥 WOW (Who’s Most Hated This Week?) makes its fiery return. ☕ Mug of Truth – raw, filthy, unfiltered (adult ears only 👀). 📬 NEW: Dear 2BAMPOD – dodgy advice you defini...

Send us a text 🎙️ Episode 273 – Hamstering 🎙️ The boys are back at it! This week, Mass, Shed, Dunk & Mike chew over the demise of Scottish football – from how badly our teams have fared in Europe to where it’s all gone wrong. They vent on the shambles of VAR and ask whether we’re falling out of love with the game altogether. ⚽💔 Transfer window chat is on the table – who did the best business? And the hot topic: Is Isak a snake? 🐍 All that plus the usual 2bampod shenanigans, banter, and a ...

Send us a text 🎙️ EPISODE #272 – Rules of Engagement 🎙️ Mass, Shed, Dunk & Mike are back in the hot seats, blethering their way through the weekend’s big (and not so big!) talking points – from the Dons’ ups and downs, cycling adventures, and a bit of garden chat, to Rangers’ latest fortunes. 🌱⚽🚴 The lads dive into the Highland League debate – which teams truly want a shot at League 2? – and ask the big question: Is this the poorest Scotland squad of our lifetime? They don’t stop there… h...