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Blank Propaganda Machine
Author: Kirk Wilson, Jed Craig, & Kraig Schaulin
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Welcome to Blank Propaganda Machine — the comedy channel where satire, absurdity, and unfiltered humor converge to lampoon the world of propaganda and debate. Featuring a lineup of original podcasts, we parody the tactics of media manipulation and over-the-top rhetoric, delivering content that’s as thought-provoking as it is hilarious.
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The season 2 finale is here, and the BPM Crew welcome back their ol' pal Andy! Games will be played. Debates will be had. Feelings will be shared. We'll laugh, we'll cry...well, we'll laugh at Jed crying mostly. On this episode: Wheel of Propaganda - Round and round it goes. Where it stops...well, it's gonna be madness no matter what. Listen as the BPM gents try their hand at a little snake oil salesmanship to see whose propaganda game is top shelf Mass Debate - In the first ever 3...
Here we go, here we go, here we go again! The infamous Episode 7 has finally arrived, so get ready to take a wild ride, guided by three suave, mysterious strangers that will have your funny bone playing tug-of-war with your heart. Yes I realize this is getting weird now. Props to Blank - The crew give props to these news making members of society and discuss their impact on everyday life for the rest of us Mass Debate - Is Nickelback a great band....or the greatest band? Is this a riddle...
Holy hell, here we go again! Ha ha haa! Yes. Yes. On this episode: Props to Blank - Your going to hear some interesting stories, being told by some very intriguing fellas. Opinions will be bandied about. Chaos will ensueProbing Deep Inside - When you start rooting around inside of Kraig, you will find some dark and disturbing shit. And if you lube up first, he gets angry. Find out why Kraig wants to be a human cannonball, and other fun factsWheel of Propaganda - Round and round it goes. Where...
Well here we go again! The BPM boys lost track of time, but have finally reemerged after a year of self-reflection and introspection with another humdinger of an episode. This week's segments include: Propaganda's Choice - "Would You Rather" if it was played by three guys that forget they are being recorded, and lack any kind of better judgement or filter. This could get a little wacky!Mass Debate - Is Santa Claus real? Don't let the little ones hear this one, or the magic could be ruined for...
It's the Mid-Season Finale Spectacular! We're already half way through the season, and the BPM crew is feeling it, so they're going to take a breather for a few weeks, but they'll be back with more vulgarity, friendship, and hilariousness soon, so stay tuned! On this week's episode... BPM Ranks - If you were stranded on a desert island and could only have three tasty non-alcoholic beverages, what would they be? The BPM crew rank and ridicule their choicesProp Culture - Kraig wants to be...
This episode welcomes back an old friend, local city council member and original BPM host, Andy Bateman! Andy brings his love of irreverent and witty humor to the discussions, all the while trying not to ruin all of his political capital and aspirations in one hilarious hour of regret. Blank, Blank, or Blank - With Earth Day only slightly in the rear view, the BPM crew decide how to Reduce, Reuse, and Recycle some various fun, and not-so-Eco-friendly itemsMass Debate - Kirk decides to use a b...
The hits just keep on coming as the award winning BPM continues to top the podcasting charts! Any moment now, their bank accounts will be loaded and the beds will be rockin' with the sweet, sweet thunder lovin' that only the BPM boys can bring! "What does that even mean?", you ask. Well all I'm saying is, prepare to have to change your panties/briefs after listening to the smooth, sexy voices of three alpha studs. Propaganda's Choice - Would-You-Rather BPM style! Two scenarios offered; ...
The season 2 premiere is here! The BPM crew is back and in top form with another family-friendly episode. See if you and the kids can find this week’s “fun word of the episode”, and we’ll…see you next Tuesday…er…the Tuesday after that actually. Taste the Crew - So, you want to get to know the crew a little bit better do ya? Well close your eyes, open wide, and stick out your tongue! What is that intoxicating, funky flavor? That's the crew. You may want to use some mouthwash after thisMass Deb...
Season Finale! Looks like we made it. We would like to thank you all for the support you've shown us. It has been quite a ride, and we will return with lots more fun and games in the months ahead, but we sure can't do it without you all, so please continue to spread the gospel of the Blank Propaganda Machine! Follow, Like, Subscribe, Email, Harass, Show up at out jobs and homes unannounced, Etc. and we'll see you soonish! Propaganda's Choice - Would-You-Rather BPM style! Two scenarios offered...
In this episode, listen as the crew continue to live life dangerously by risking a defamation suit from one of America's finest actresses, and by putting themselves in the crosshairs of the processed meat industry. Ah, just like the good ol' days! Mass Debate - Jed and Kirk go head-to-head , toe-to-toe, and cheek-to-cheek to decide who knows more about the art of putting condiments on their meat, before sliding it between dem buns, girl...wait what am I saying?Props to Blank - The crew ...
In this episode, the crew are in top form. Really cranking on all cylinders with pure youthful stamina that goes all night long. Yep, they are at the top of their game and verile like three young studs in a...alright, give us just a minute. We swear this never happens to us. We just have a lot on our minds and the stress makes it hard to perform sometimes. We just need to fiddle with it for sec and think sexy thoughts... Probing Deep Inside... - Kraig and Kirk try to figure out the inne...
In this episode, listen as these brain-washing gurus force their opinions on you in such a silky smooth way, that you just naturally assume this is what you were thinking all along. Actually, if you are influenced by these guys in anyway, you are an idiot. No judgement, but wow, you need to get out more. BPM Ranks - The crew rank their top 3 favorite portrayals of the Clown Prince of Crime, which leads to a bit of civilized discourse and gentlemanly disagreement...and then turns into all-out ...
In this episode, the BPM Crew continue to learn and grow as human beings...Just kidding! As a matter of fact it's the complete opposite. You'll probably be slightly dumber after this. Seriously, You've been warned! This weeks segments include: Props to Blank - The crew give props to these news making members of society and discuss their impact on everyday life for the rest of us Mass Debate - Kirk and Kraig go chasing waterfalls...of paper? Tune in to hear these two titans of industry de...
The BPM Crew hit the ground running with their first podcast in almost 13 years! In this world premier episode they play some fun and thought provoking games. This weeks segments include: Blank, Blank, or Blank - 3 verbs + 3 random nouns = hilarity, when the crew plays their own take on the classic Marry, F@ck, KillMass Debate - Jed and Kraig debate one of life's big questions, to see who will come out as top dogProps to Blank - The crew give props to these news making members of society and ...
On this week's episode the eggnog is flowing, the sleigh bells are ringing, and the claws are out as Kirk and Jed square off over the Queen of Christmas herself with the question: Is Mariah Carey’s holiday earworm “All I Want for Christmas Is You” the greatest Xmas song of all time? Kirk comes in hotter than chestnuts on an open fire, praising Mariah as a divine snow-dusted goddess of holiday cheer, whose high notes could thaw even the iciest of cold hearts. Jed, meanwhile, argues the song is...
Grab your eggnog and settle in by the fire, because on this week's episode things get festively explosive as Kraig and special guest Adam Draper jingle each other's bells over one burning question: Is Die Hard a Christmas movie? Yippee-Ki-Yay…or Yippee-Ki-Nay? Adam steps in with cold, calculated cheerlessness, arguing that Die Hard lacks the holy trinity of Christmas essentials: snow, presents, and a fat guy in red. But Kraig, twinkling with delusion and a jiggle to his belly, declares that A...
On this week's episode, the gloves are off and the tiger blood is flowing as special guest JT and Kraig face off over a sibling showdown for the ages: Which brother is the better actor - Charlie Sheen or Emilio Estevez? JT comes in hot with a fistful of chaos praising Charlie’s legendary run of drugs, babes, and sitcom paychecks, calling him a warlock of the screen. Kraig claps back with heartfelt pride, naming Emilio a hometown hero for producing not one but two whole movies in Cincinnati, w...
On this week's episode, moderator Jed kicks off the weirdest episode yet with a question pulled straight from a late-night YouTube rabbit hole and the deranged mind of Christopher Walken: Would you rather have a tail…or the ability to fly? Yes, really. Confusion builds immediately as Kirk, representing Team Flying, argues for flight the only way he knows how - through pure laziness and cheapness, saying it’d cut down on gas money and stairs. Meanwhile, Kraig latches onto Team Tail like a desp...
Get ready for a full blown Chris-tastrophe, because it’s a battle of the beefcakes as Jed and Kraig argue over which Chris is the Chrisiest: Pratt or Hemsworth. Jed stumbles out of the gate, unable to name more than two of Pratt’s roles, but still insists he’s the ultimate every man who can tame raptors by day and crush Pawnee burgers by night. But Kraig isn’t having it, scoffing that “Pratt Brat” Jed is just blinded by Star-Lord sparkle, while he puts all his faith in his homeboy “Hemi”, cit...
Get ready to beat it into the ring, because this week on Mass Debate, Jed and Kirk square off over a heavyweight hypothetical: Who would win in a physical fight between Young Michael Jackson or Old Prince? Jed throws the first jab, backing Jackson 5–era Michael as a wiry survivor with iron lungs, faster feet, and years of trauma-fueled stamina. Kirk counters with cold, calculated confidence, arguing that an older Prince, hardened by decades in the purple trenches of Minneapolis, would fight l...









